Tere Sath Jafa

1)Wohi Gardashain Wohi Paich-O-Kham Tere Baad Bhi, Wohi Houslay Mere Dum Ba Dum Tere Baad Bhi, Tere Sath Thi Teri Jafa Mujhay Mo’atabar, Tere Saaray Gham Mujhay Mohtaram Tere Baad Bhi, Mere Sath He Meri Har Khushi Teri Muntazir, Teri Muntazir Meri Chasham-E-Namm Tere Baad Bhi, Tu Kisi K Qalab-O-Arzoo Mein Dhal Gaya, Main Na Ho Saka Kabhi Khud Mein Zamm Tere Baad Bhi, Mere Baad Kitnay He Roop Tu Ne Badal Liye, Main Wohin Hoon Ab Teri Qasam Tere Baad Bhi 


2)Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain 


3)Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Kyun usey Tuu ne bas ek Phool kaha hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Tu jise itni Haseen cheez samajhta hai wo Phool 



Sookh jaaye to Nigaahon ko bura lagta hai Phool ka apna koi rang koi Roop nahi Uske Jore mai saja ho to Bhala lagta hai Mera Mehboob to har Waqt Naya hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Mere Mehboob ke Jalwon ka nahi koi Jawaab Dhoop sa rang hai aur khud hai wo Chha’aoon jesa Uski Payal mai Barsaat ka Mausam Chhanke Sar pe Resham ka Dupatta hai Ghata’aon jesa Wo jahan bhar ke Haseeno se juda hai Mere 



Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Mere Mehboob ki Aankhen hain Do Gehri Jheelien Jin mai khilte hain Mere waaste Chahat ke Kanwal Unko dekhoon to Mujhe Shayari karni aa jaaye Aur mai uske lye Gaaon Mohabbat ki Ghazal Wo Mere Dil ke Dharakne ki sada hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi 



4)Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho Sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho Kutch aetedaal bhi laazim hai dill lagi key liey Kissi sey pyaar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho Iss ehtyaat sey mai terey saath chalta hon Teri nigaah sey aagey meri nigaah nah ho Mera wajood hai sachaaion ka aaina Yeh aour baat keh 



mera koi gawaah nah ho 



5)Meri Zindagi to Firaaq hai, Wo Azal se Dil k Makeen Sahi Wo Nigah-e-Shoq se Door hon, Rag-e-Jaan se laakh Qareen Sahi Hamein Jaan deni hai ek din, wo kisi tarah wo Kahein Sahi Hamein Aap khinchey Daar per. Jo nahi koi to Hum hi Sahi Sar-e-Toor ho, Sar-e-Hashar ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool hai Wo Kabi mile, wo kahin mile, wo kabi Sahi, wo kahin Sahi Na ho 



Un per jo Mera Bus nahi, k yeh Aashqi hai Hawas nahi Mai Unhi ka tha, Mai Unhi ka hoon, wo Mere nahi to nahi Sahi Jo ho Faisla wo sunaye, use Hashar per na Uthaye Jo kareinge Aap Sitam wahan, wo abi sahi, wo yahin Sahi Usey dekhne ki jo Loo lagi, to ‘NASEER’ dekh hi leinge Hum Wo Hazar Aankh se Door ho, wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi 



6)Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna 
kuch b nahi Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, 

Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi 



7)Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Chahere Ko Muskrahat Se Mai Sajaye Rakhta Hoon Aye Yaar Muskrana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Duniya Se Qatam Karke Rakh Deta Ranj O Gham Ko Bazm-e-Tarab Sajana 



Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Qadmon Me Unke Lakar Taare Bekhair Deta Taaron Ko Tod Lana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Lata Na Naam Bhi Mai Us Bewafa Ka Lab Per Shahezad Ko Bhulana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota… 



8)Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain… 



9)Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai, Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai par kisi ko bata nahi sakte… 



10)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai… 



11)Muskura do ki ye subah tumhari hai, Kah do dil ki baat ki aaj duniya tumhari hai, Phaila do khusiyon ka aanchal aise ki, Lage hume ki bus har waqt kami tumhari hai.. 


12)Aankhon Main Mehfuz Rkhna Sitaaron Ko Ab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi Moosafir Tum Bhi Ho Moosafir Ham Bhi Hein Kisi Naa Kisi Mod Par Phir Mulakaat Hogi… 



13)Dooor Kahi Waadi Main Rehta Hai Koi Her Lamhaa Khayaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi Keisa Hai Woh Kiss Haal Mein Hai Koi Diil Ke Harr Sawaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi… 



14)Paraayeon Se Dosti Ki Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti Marne Ke Baad Koi Khawaish Nahi Hoti Kahi Koi Pyar Bhara Dil Toota Hoga Zaroor Nahi Toh Naino Se Aansuo Ki Barish Nahi Hoti! 



15)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai 



16)Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi 



17)Tujhe dekh kar hi din nikalta hai tujhe dekh hi raat beet jaati hai jab kabhi tu na ho paas mere kambakhat neend hi nahi aati hai 



18)Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hain, Khuda ne jab bhi poocha dosti ka matlab, Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai… 



19)Ansu Bahe To Ehesas Hota Hai, Dosti k Bina jiwan kitna Udas Hota Hai, Umar Ho Apki Chand jitni lambi, Aap jaisa Dost kaha Har kisi k Paas Hota Hai… 



 20)Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti… 



21)Dosto Ki Kami Ko Pehchante Hain Hum. Duniya Ke Ghamon Ko Bhi Jante Hain Hum. Aap Jaise Dosto Ke Hi Sahare. Aaj Bhi Has Kar Jeena Jante Hai Hum… 



22)Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar, De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar! Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta, Kya aap v bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr? 



23)Kisne kaha hai hum tumko bhul gaye aai dost ye afva kise aur ne udaye hogi shaan se rahege tere dil me itne dino me kuch to jaga banai hoge… 



24)Kahte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri hoto Kismat mein mohhbat nahi hoti. Par sach to ye hai ki hatho mein ho koi Pyara hath to lakiro ki bhi jarurat nhi hoti … 



25)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee 



26)Sochate aur jaagte saanson ka ek dariya hoon main, Apne guldastha kinaro ke liye bahta hu main Jal gaya sara badan, in maasoom ki aag me, Ek maasoom rooh ka hai, jismein ab zinda hu main Mere honto ka tabasoom, de gaya dhoka tujhe, Tumne mujhko baag jana, dekhle sahara hu main. Dekhe meri pajirayi ko aab aata hai kaun, Lamha bhar to waqt ki, dahliz par aaya hu main. 


27)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai 



28)Jab tasawwur mera chupke se tujhe chhu aaye Apni har saans se mujhko teri kushbu aaye Mashagala ab hai mera chaand ko takte rahana Raat bhar chain na tujh bin kisi pahalu aaye Ghantiyaan bajne lageen hijr ke sannaate se Gunagunaata hua aaise mein agar tu aaye Jab kabhi gardish-e-dauraan ne sataaya mujhko Meri jaanib tere phaile huye baazu aaye 


29)Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee say milta hai Bhul jata hu mai sitam usake Woh kuchh iss sadagee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Milake bhee jo kabhee nahee milta Tut kar dil usi se milta hai 



Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Aaj kee bat hai ke phulo kaa Rang teree hasee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Silsila fitnae kayamat kaa Teree khush kamtee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Karobar-e-jahan sanwarte hain Hosh jab bekhudee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se 
milta hai 


30)(Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2, mai bhee tere jaisa hu) - (2) O pichhlee rut ke sathee -2, abb kee baras mei tanha hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Teree galee me sara din -2, dukh ke kankar chunta hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Meraa diya jalaye kaun -2, mai teraa khalee kamra hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Apnee leher hai 



apna rooga-2, dariya hu aur payasa hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Aatee rut mujhe rooyegi -2, jatee rut kaa jhonka hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu 



31)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai 


32)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee 


33)Tum bin aawe naa chain, re sanwariya re Dekh naa lu tohe jiya nahee lage Mohe sunee lage rain, sanwariya....... Pritam prit laga ke dur des mat ja Baso hamaree nagaree ham mange tu kha Kaga sab tan khaiyo mora, chun chun khaiyo mas re Do naina mat khaiyo, mohe piya milan kee aas re 



34)Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa Aa phir se mujhe chhod ke jane ke liye aa Pahale se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh Rasmo rahe duniya hee nibhane ke liye 



aa Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham Too mujhase khafa hai toh jamane ke liye aa Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh Too bhee toh kabhee mujh ko manane ke liye aa Ek umra se hu lajjate giriya se bhee maharum Ai rahate jan mujhko rulane ke liye aa Abb tak dile khush faham ko hain tujh se ummiden Yeh aakhiree shamme bhee bujhane ke liye aa Mana kee muhabbat 



kaa chhipana hai muhabbat Chupake se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa Aa phir se mujhe chod ke jane ke liye aa Pehle se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh Rasmoreh duniya kee nibhane ke liye aa Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham Tu mujhase kafa hai toh jamane 



ke liye aa Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh Tu bhee kabhee mujhko manane ke liye aa Ek umrr se hu lajjate giriya se bhee mehrum Ai rahate jan mujhako rulane ke liye aa Abb tak dile khush faham ko tujh se hain ummiden Yeh aakharee shamme bhee bhujane ke liye aa Mana kee muhabbat kaa chupana hai muhabbat Chupke se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa 



35)Naa jane kab woh palat aaye dar khula rakhana Gaye huwo ke liye dil me kuchh jagah rakhana Hajar talk hon yaden magar woh jab bhee mile Juban pe achchhe dino kaa hee jayaka rakhana Naa ho ke kurb hee phir marge rabt ban jaye Mile agar toh jara usase fasala rakhana Utar phaink de kush fahamiyo ke sare gilaf Jo shaks bhul gaya usako yad kya rakhana 



36)Khalee hai abhee jam mai kuchh soch raha hu Ai gardishe ayyam mai kuchh soch raha hu Sakee tujhe ek thodee see taklif toh hogee Sagar ko jara tham mai kuchh soch raha hu Pahale badee ragbat thee tere nam se mujhko Abb sunake teraa nam mai kuchh soch raha hu Phir aaj adam sham se gamagin hai tabiyat Phir aaj sare sham mai kuchh soch raha hu 



37)Kaun hai jisane may nahee chakkhee Kaun jhuthee kasam uthata hai Mayakade se jo bach nikalata hai Teree aankho me dub jata hai Ham tumhe aisee pila denge tum aao toh sahee Hosh kaa nam bhula denge tum aao toh sahee Jam botal se bharo aur laga lo munh se Tumko pina bhee sikha denge tum aao toh sahee Aaj kal roj hai maikhane me aana jana Tumko sakee se mila denge tum aao toh sahee Kya kaha gam ne sata rakha hai toba toba Gam ko thodee see pila denge tum aao toh sahee 




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1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 




2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 



3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 



4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 



5)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry. 



6)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 


7)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 


8)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 




9)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 




10)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 



11)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi 


12)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 




13)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye 



14)T-Series Presents Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala pesh karde ne … Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album “DARD DEGREE DE” Tracklist: 1. Naukari 1500 wali 2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song) 3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro 4. Saanu mann Student hon da 5. Internal rok layi yaaran di 6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta, 7. DEGREE 6 saalan di 8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song) 9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version) 


15)1 kuri da boyfriend singer hunda he Kudi- main tere bache di maa banan wali han. Munda- sadi jaan te bani e tera haasa ho gya asi hath v ni laya tere kaka ho gya 




16)Udhte hue parindon ki Udan me PYAR hota hai, Khilti hui kaliyan,Unki khusboo me PYAR hota hai, Chalti hui hawa,Har mousam me PYAR hota hai, Gumsuda jindgi ko Tanhai se PYAR hota hai, Or kya kahun Dosto …? Bas itna ki, Dhadkte hue har Dil ki Dhadken me PYAR hota hai, 




17)Duje nu hassan lai ap khud roya. Duje di khushi lai ap har roj navi maut mareya. Ap dukh jhal ke duje nu sukh dita .. asi sareya de hoe par saada koi v na hoya…. 




18)Aaj to samander ki gahrai me jane ko Dil karta hai, Na Jane kyon Aaj marNe ko Dil karta hai, Wo kahte hai laut Aao jindgi bahot hai jine ko… Par Aaj to jindgi ka har lamha kai janmo ke saman lagta hai. 


19)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta. 




20)guzri c kal raat ajib jehi....karde rhe asi chahat ajib jehi..naina cho ud gyi neend te aundi rhi teri yaad ajib jehi...peya reha teria takrara da moh ajib jeha...akhiya bhar ayia sochke ki sari zindagi ekalle h katni kyunki vichad de waqt kargye tusi gal ajib jehi..... 



21)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita, Sajna Tere Jhuthe 
Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita, Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya, Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.! 



22)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE, YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE, DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE, SONIYE.... LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE, ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE, SONIYE.... NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA, TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA, EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA, DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!! !.!.........I MISS U.......!.! 




 23)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal..... Jazba ­at badalde dekhe ne..... Samay de badalde ranga naal.. halaaat badalde dekhe ne..... saanu kise to shikva ki... assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne.... Asi hor kise nu ki kehna... assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne.... 




 24)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru... 




25)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 




26)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 




 27)Tenu chahde han pagalpan di hadh tak. Akhirle saah tak chahde rwa ge.. Chahe chuk lwe Rab aj raat nu mainu. Fir vi tera naam bulla te jap de rwa ge.. 




 28)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 




29)kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne…. jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne… ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal” jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne….. 




30)Asi ishq kisse naal nhi karde haa, saanu te yaran de naal hi baharaan ne, Sacha ishq taan koi kardaa ni, dagabaaj saarian mutiyaran ne, Heer jehi koi mildi ni, saariyan sahiban vargiyan gadaraan ne. 


31)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 


32)Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main chaped maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to.. 




33)Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are? Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar... 



34)Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae, Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 



35)Boy: Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna, Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi, Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c, Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi. Girl: Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi, Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi. 




36)Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. 37)Assi b smart, Tussi b smart, Sadda nature b cool, Twada nature b cool, Assi b cute, Tussi b cute, Bas1 chota sa farak h Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf. 



37)yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi, mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi.. 


38)American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country japanese says,Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi, Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai 


39)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge, je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge ..:

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Meri Love Story

HI FRIENDS mera naam Anu hai mai aap sb ki love story padh k mera b man kr rha h me b apni lovestory likhu wo bat jo mane kisi se share nhi ki h abi tk frnds ye start hua tha tb jb me 9th class me thi wo mere schhol me 9th me aaya tha meri class me uska name aditya h wo kisi ladki se bat nhi krta tha me b tb bhot sharmili hu bt usme attitude bhot tha me use bilkul pasand nhi krti thi me uske doston se bat krti thi bt usse nhi bt dheere2 tym k sath wo mera dost ban gya hum bat krne lag gye 10th me wo mera bst frnd ban gya ek din me apne dusre dost se bat kar rahi thi to wo chidh gya fir usne meri ek frnd se pucha ki uska wo boy frnd h to usne kha nhi to wo khush ho gya 10th ka exam aane wala tha usse pahle hum ek trip pe gaye wo mere sath hi betha wo mjhe dekhe jaa raha tha us wqt mjhe us pyar ka ehsaas hua bt mane ignore mara or use pucha tum mjhe q? dekh rahe ho to kehta bs mera man kar rha h thn hum ghar pe aaye next day hamare 10 class ka last day tha sb roll no lane aaye us din mane uske liye gajar ka halwa lake aayi thi lunch me usne wo halwa haf kha liya or haf mere liye chod diya or sorry wala not chhod k chala gya mjhe bura lga lunch khtm hua to wo bhagta hua aaya uska beg uske frnd ne mere desk k niche chhipa diya tha isliye aaya nd wo mere liye us din ruk gya mjhe fir achha laga uske bad exam aa gya sience wale paper k din kehta mjhe tjhse kuch kehna bt keh nhi paya fir exam khtm ho gye holiday me mjhe uski yaad aati thi fir ek din uska cal aaya mane puchha tum kuch kehne wale the to bat ko talne lga me jan to gyi thi ki wo mjhe like krne lga h bt jitna me use janti thi wo kbi apni feeling easly jahir nhi krta tha dusre din meri ek frnd aayi use mane apni bat btayi to mjhse kehti ki tu b use pyar krne lagi h jb janti h wo b tjhse krta bt kbi bolega nhi to tu bol de fir ek bari himmat krke mane use bato2 me kha i like u bs like us wqt pta nhi kaise mjhme himat aayi mane i love u to kehta kya mjhe sunayi nhi de rha 3 bar mjhe usne i love u bulwaya fir kehta sure na ye love hi h mane ha q?tum nhi krta to kehta pta nhi kuch tym de mjhe mane ok no prblm fir 11th class start hui usne apna schhol change kr liya ye bat mjhe usne phle hi bta di thi 7th august ko uska achank msj aaya thank u for waiting i think i fall in love with u love u alot plz mjhe kbi mat chodna fir cal aaya us din humne kafi tym tk bat ki uske bad hum relsn me the bt hum bzy b the me comerce stream se thi wo sience se bt fir week me 1 bar cl pe nd jb tym milta tha rat ko msj me thodi der bat krte the mostli mjhe uske msj k liye rat ko jagan pdta tha qki 9 se 12 bje tk wo pdhta tha nd me 9 bje padh ke free hoti thi wo kehta b tha tujse jyada mjhe koi pyar nhi kr skta jb so jati thi to uske msj aate the nd sorry b bolta tha bs 2 month me 1 bar hum milte the 11th class khtm hone wala tha sb achhe se chal rha tha me khush thi me usse bhot pyar krti thi wo b mjhse bt kehte na ki khushiyan hamesha nhi rehti mere sath b kuch aisa hi hone wala tha kismat badalne lagi thi 11th class ka exam khtam hua result aaya us din wo bhot upset tha uske hamsha bho ache marks aate the bt is 70% tha bhot gusse me tha mjhse b bat nhi kr rha tha dhang se ek hafte tk uska na cl aaya na msj ka rply fir mane ek din cll kiya pucha kya hua h to kehta kuch i want break up mane q..? to kehta pta nhi bs chahiye me bahot royi 2 din bad jb mane use msj kiya use pta tha ki me ro rahi thi to mjhse kehta sorry mane pucha kya hua tha bhot force krne k bad usne btaya ki wo apna ghar chod ke gusse me apne bst frnd ke ghar 1 rat rah gya tha to ghar wale or naraj ho gye the fir uske agle din hum mile mane kha next tym agr kbi kha na ki me break up chata hu me tumhara gala dba dungi fir apna to kehta pkka fir sb thik hua us tym laga tha ki me usse kitna pyar krne lagi hu zindagi ban gya h me uske jeena soch b nhi skti thi kuch b kar skti thi uske liye me ye b janti thi ki wo b krta h bt ye b kahi na kahi janti jha famly ki bat aayegi wo apna pyar sacryfied kr dega mera bura tym khtm hone ka nam hi nhi le rha tha wo kuch b nhi taha abi to bhot kuch face krna tha mjhe kuch tym bad fir kehta h i want break up us bar reason b nhi btaya 3 month bad me koshish krti rahi use mnane ki puchne ki tb kehta me janta hu in sb se tere or mere dono k study pe fark pad rha h kyunki mere marks bho kam aaye the isliye mjhse keh rha tha tu mjhe bhul ja or study pe focous kr bt in sb ki wajh se mere study pe or fark padne lga mane usse kha tum mjhe chod doge to me or focous nhi kar paungi or mjhe 12th drop krna padega to fir sb thoda thik hua hum fir relation me aaye tb kehta jb me gusse me rahu to swal mat pucha kr wait kiya kar sb thik hone tk me janti use bhot gussa aata h 12th ka exam aaya usne decide kiya ki hu 1 month bilkul bat nhi karenge jb last tym bat kar rahe the to last me mjhe laga ki wo rone lga wo bhot upse tha nd love alot jaan kah k phn kat diya exam uska pahle khtm hua 20 april 2013 ko maths ka uska last tha mera 1 or rehta tha bt 20 ko one month complit hua exam k bad uska cal aaya kehta paper kaisa gya mera maths ka paper acha nhi gya tha qki hamesha se mjhe maths se dar lagta tha ye wo bat janta tha me bhot royi thi us din usne mjhe bhot smjhya kehta me tjhse pyar krta hu tere inteligecy ne nhi pagl or aage ki tyari kar me tjhe disturb nhi karunga 6th may ko mera exam khtm hua uske bad uska entrnce exam start ho gya use enginrin krna tha hum milne wale the bt exam ki wajh se mil nhi pa rahe the 27 th ko ek trip tha wo apne shol frnd k sath gurgaon gya tha koi seminar tha wha wo or ladkiyon se mila dost b bnaye me naraj ho gyi uski id me unkwn ladkiyo ko dekh k to mjhe smjhaya ki us ladki ne khud meri id mangi to de di mane wo bhot frank h sirf dost h tu pagl h kya tu aisa soch kaise skti h fir me maan gyi fir kuch tym bad break chahiye us tym me bhot gusse me thi mane pucha kya h ye sb mane bhot sunaya use bhot ladai ki me usse ek bar milna chahti thi usi rat mane plane ki or apni frnd k sath use bhane se bulaya meri frnd ko wo sister manta tha to usne kha hume ye adress nhi mil rha yaha ek form submit krna h wo aaya uski aankhe red thi aisa laga rha tha ki wo puri rat nhi soya ho wo mjhse kuch bate nhi ki bt mere form me kuch reh gya tha to meri frnd ka ho gya bt mera baki tha wo last date tha form submit krne ka to me ghar dubara aane wali thi meri frnd ghar chali gyi use kuch kam tha to wo mjhe keh rha tha jb dubara aayegi to mjhe cal kar diyo mane mna kra to kehta dimag kharb mat kar jo kah raha hu kar me us tym ek card lake gyi thi jo mane apne hatho se 14 fab ko uske liye bnaya tha abi tk use nhi diya tha to mae socha aaj de dungi uska wo jo b kare to mae de diya uske hatho me jb me auto me baith rhi thi tb usne driver ko de diya to mane jaldi me driver k hath se chhin k use niche fek diya or chali gyi tb usne smile krte hue card uthate hu pagl ladki keh ke le liya fir me dubara aayi use cal kiya wo bike lake aaya tha mane mna kra me nhi jaungi tumhare sath me bhot gusse me thi bt usne mjhe dat diya fir me baith gyi usne meri bhot help ki form bhadne me or sunata b rha koi kam phle nhi kr skti me bhot thak gyi thi fir aane tym usne juice k yaha bike roki me mna krti rhi mere liye hmesha ki trh choclate liya mane nhi liya to beg me dal diya us tym me bhul gyi ki kl hum bhot lade the me uuse hug kar ke bhot royi fir wo mjhe chdne ghar tk aaya mane pucha tum mjhse kbi pyar nhi kiya kehta pta nhi tum mjhe bhul jaoge kehta kbi nhi koi kisi or se pyar krte ho kehta tere sivaye meri life koi nhi h jitna tu kareeb h mere ab koi nhi hogi tym pas ho skti h mjhe us waqt lga sayad study ki wajh se aisa kr rha ho to mane kha me wait krungi jb tk tumhara study nhi khtm hota to kehta dekhte h me ghar fir mera exam tha o rat ko uska msj aaya best of luck dusre din mane cl kiya fir whi bat bat mat kar mjhse bhul ja mjhe to mane kha me chod dungi tumhe jb tum koi gf bna loge jo tumhe mjhse jyada pyar kare tb kehta thik h me is bar bhot tut si gyi thi bhot udas rhne lagi khana pina sb chod diya tha bimar pad gyi tb jaa k kehta kya h ye sb us wqt me delhi chodne ka pura plan bna chuki thi tb jaa ke kehta m sorry bt reasn mat puchiyo me b itna pyar krti thi ki mane usse kuch nhi pucha fir hum mile mjhe kuch form bhadna tha sb normal tha kuch 1 hafte bad fir break up is bar me use nhi smjha payi qki ab me buri trh tut gyi aisa lga jis apni zindgi mna usi ne mjhse meri zindgi chhin li 12th ka result aya bhot ganda tha mera wo result usi ne phle deka phn kar k mjhe btya or uska 75 % tha fir nraj tha me or tut gyi apna result dekh sb kuch khtm sa ho gya tha wo b mjhe chod chuka thakai bar sucide krne ki b koshis usme b me fail ho chuki thi ab aisa mehsush ho rha h zindgi khtm si ho gyi h kisi pe vishwash nhi h sb kuch kho diya h mane me fir b usse bhot pyar krti hu ab b mjhe ummid h wo aayega wapis bt me janti hu wo kbi nhi lout skta meri life 2 month bad fir cl ki thi mane use normal si bat hui or btya meri 1 gf h h to tym pas us din mane apne apko smjhya ab kbi nhi aayega wo 15 din pahle fir bat hui thi meri kehta me janta hu tjhse jayada mjhe koi pyar nhi kar skta bt me tjhe reasn nhi bta skta abi tu bachi h 2 years bat btaunga tb tjhe smjh aayega mane pucha me b tym pas thi kya to kehta nhi baki jo b pochu kehta pta nhi last me mjhse kehta tu mere liye itna nhi kar skti mjhe cal mat kar tu mjhe nhi bhul payegi plzz aap log hi btao me kya kru me bhot koshis krti hu bt ma use nhi bhul pa rahi me usse bhot pyar krti hu sb bhot smjhate h usne tjhe dhokha diya bt mera dil manne ko tyar nhi chahe jitna bura kar le wo mere sath me use kbi pyar krna nhi chhod skti me kya kru plzz help me nd sujesst me what to do



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 hi frnds mera naam honey hai mey Bangalore se ho mey b.com 1st year mey ho….actually maine apana realname nahi pataya hai this name was kept by my best enemy whom I love more……. my love story begins from 1st day of my 8th standard in my new school actually mera new admission howa tah so mey 1st day bahut nervous thi school jane ke liye …thn how ever by collecting so much of strength mey school gayi maine 1st day hi school mey bahot sare frnds bana liye aur similar to this maine bahut sare dushman bhi bana liya,,,,, woh aise kischool mey sports khel rahe the aur maine bhi participate kiya game start howa boys vs girls tah mujhai throw ball khel na nahi ata tah but phir bhi mey gayi starting mey doh bar girls ki team har gayi phir boys tease karne lage ki girls harne ke liye hi paida hoyi hai etc etc phir mujhai bahut bura laga maine aur mere frnds ne plan dala ke game toh hum jeetegeh laikin kuch ladko ko ball throw kar ke harm pahuchayage plan ke barabar hum log khele aur hum 1st round jeet gaye aur 2nd round mey maine ek ladke ke upar ball itne speed mey throw kiya jiski wajah se oske nose par mar lag gayi aur bleeding start hogayi…aur os din se woh ladka mujh se revenge laine ke liye wait karne laga ..aur school mey ek din parents meeting rakhi gayi aur kuch ladkiyo ko parents ko tea ,coffe serve karne ko kaha aur mey bhi serve kar rahi thi ossi waqt I notice that mere plate ke biscuit qayab ho rahe the aur biscuit chorane wala aur koi nahi woh ladka tah jisse maine ball se mara tah.. mujhai bahut gussa aya aur maine ose zor se dhakka mara jisse oske sar par bahut zor se mar lag gayi thoda khoon bhi agaya …aur phir woh ladka mera jaani dushman ban gaya hum dono har din class mey ladne lage jaise ke agar woh homework karke aata toh mey oska homework bhad deti aur teacher se ossko khub mar parti aur woh kabhi meri notes bhaik deta jisse test ke time mey suffer karti,,….aur phir jaise jiase din jane lage hum dono aur ek dusre ke dushman banne lage osko mar khata dekh mujhai acha lagta mujhai mar khata dekh osse acha lagta …jab tak din mey 10 bar woh aur mey ladai na karte mera aur oska khana hazam na hota …hamari ladai ke bare mey principal tak ko pata chal gaya osne ek din hame bulaya aur kaha ke agar aj ke baad ap dono ne ladai ki toh bahut sevior punishment milegi aur princy ne hum dono ko hand shake karne ke liye kaha… u knw wat jab hand shake kar rahe the na aisa laga jaise jung mey ladne ke liye do dushman handshake karte hai na waise hi ek dusre se gusse mey sorry kahe aur handshake kiya .. oske baad 9th standard mey school mey annual function manaya gaya aur bahot sare students dance mey participate kar rahe teh on that days that boy was teacing me that mey useless ho mey dance nahi kar sakti etc etc etc mujhai bahut bura laga aur maine next day hi apana naam dance compitation mey participate kar diya …an u cnt belive muhai dance ki a b c d bhi nahi ati thi actually maine life may pehli bar dance kar rahi thi and this al abt that boy sake …oske baad hum haad se bhi ziyada ek dusre ke dushman ban gaye school mey top level ke dushman mane jaate teh …phir dekh teh hi dekh te hum 10std mey agaye aur ek bar school mey exhibition tah principal ne hum dono ko ek project diya aur kaha mil kar hum dono ko saath mey karna hai ….aur is project ke woh marks bhi dehgi par os idiot ne project ko haat bhi nahi lagaya akele bura project mujhai hi karna pada aur maine present kiya maine princy ko a nahi kaha ke is project mey os idiot ladke ne kuch nahi kiya …marks milne ke baad mey oss ladke ko tease karna start kar diya ki joh marks osse miley hai woh meri wajah se ,,ose gussa agaya aur osne class mey chitne bhi projects teh sabko phad diya jab princy ko pata chala princy ne hame 3month tak ek saath ek bench par bait ne ke liye kaha jab hum dono ne mana kiya toh 0nhone tc dene ki warning di …isliye hum dono ko naa chahte hoye bhi saath mey bait na padah ….jab hum bait teh na tab ek dusre ke bich mey india Pakistan ka border bana kr baite r agar os idiot ko mujhai scold karne ka mann karta toh tamai language mey karta kyou ki mujhai tamil nahi ati thi …phir oske baad hum dono ke bich ladai kaam hone lagi aur hum ek dusre ke bare mey achi baate janne lage aur ek din osne mujhai Bengali mey propose kiya tab mujhai os ka matlab nahi pata tah maine kuch nahi kaha in fact mey samaji ki woh kuch scold kar raha hai aur maine osse pucha bhi par ossne kuch nahi kaha baad mey tum khud jaanlogi bus itna khai kar chup hogaya….pata hai woh dusre ladko se ek dum alag tah muhai chod kar woh class mey kissi bhi ladki se baat nhi karta tah jitna hum dono ek dusre se ladte teh ab hum dono ek dusre ko jaane lage teh shayaad mey osse pyar karne lagi thi pata agar class mey odas rehaiti toh indirectly mujhai hasane ki koshish karta… par mujhai a nahi pata tah woh muhjse pyar karta hai ya nahi ….ek din mey class nahi gayi aur osne ek madam se argue kiya jiski wajah se osse class se disqualify kar diya gaya jab mey dusre din class gayi toh sab log mujhai congratulation kar rahe teh maine jab pucha kyou kya howa toh onhone kaha jisse mey ladti thi na osse school se nikaal diya gaya hai…but pata nahi a baat sunn kar mey khush nahi hoyi mujhai aisa laga jaise my life has ended aur phir mera bhi class mey mann nahi lag raha tah aur ek din achanak meri tabiyat kharab hogayi aur mey 3mahine tak school nahi gayi ….phir maine aur ossne 10 ka exam ligha aur oske baad na maine osse dekha aur na oss ne mujhai dekha..aur ek din maine Bengali song sunna jis mey Bengali mey Ilove u kaha ….aur os din mujhai pata chala ke woh bhi mujh se pyar karta tah aur issliye osne mujhia Bengali mey propose kiya tah aur kaha waqt anne par mey khud samaj jaogi aur isse pehle ke hum dono ek dusre ko apani dil ki baat kehai pate bahut dher ho gayi thi ..aur mujhai oske naam ke siwa kuch nahi malum tah jisse mey osse contact kar pati…is baat ko aaj 3 saal ho gaye hai lekin woh aaj bhi meri sanss mey basta hai meri baatoh mey har waqt ossi ka zikar reha tah hai …..pata nahi a kaisa rishta hai hum dono ne bina kuch kahe hi bahut kuch kehai gaye… ab toh bus oski yaadeh hai zindagi bitane ke liye…..I love you stupid…… ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=




1)When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble my friend..



2)Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari. 3)Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai? Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jaga di, woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi. 



4)Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain 



5)bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada. 



6)Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. 

7)Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare? 


8)Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi Aur aap ka PYAR Umer bhar ki khushi 



9)Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye 



10)Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon 



11)Pyar ke ujale mein gum ka andhera aata kyu hai,Jisko hum chahe wahi rulata kyu . 



12)Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukhPyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhoka diya haza... Wo na aaye unki yaad akar wfa kar gai, Wo na aaye unki yaad akar wfa kar gai, unse milne ki tamnna sukoon tabah kar ga... Na Ab Dil Hai Na Dil Ka Koi Arman Baki Hai Na Ab Dil Hai Na Dil Ka Koi Arman Baki HaiHa Saki Hai Na Maikhana Na Koi Jam Ba... Dard Me Dard Me Dard Ki Talash Kab Tak,Jo Nahi Aaye Uska Intzaar Kab Tak,Khud Ke Yakin 13)Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte? Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte. 



14)asmaan se ap k lie tor k lai hun chand nai mila kiu k wo sms parne main busy hai. Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas Har mod par nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai, Dur reh kar bhi baat ho sakti hai, Mana k aapse dur hai bahut lekin, Aankhe band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai..... dil mein basa liya our humko bataya bi nahi.. sath rehne ka khuwab saja liya our humko bataya b nahi.. ab b dekhte ho khamoshi bhari nigahon se.. chupke se dil chura liya our hum ko bataya b nahi.. ankhon k samne har waqt ap kohi paya hai dil mein bhi sirf ap ko hi basaya hai ap k bena hum jiyengay b tu kese zindagi k bina koi jee paya hai 



15)Har RASTA aik SAFAR Cahta hai, har MUSAFAR ek hum SAFAR Cahta hai, Jese CHAHTI hai CHANDNI CHAND ko, koi hai jo APKO bhi is kadar CHAHTA hai. Door kahin meri nazro se rahti hai wo, har lamha mere khayalo me rahti hai wo. Kaisi hai wo, kis haal me hai wo, dil ke mere har sawaal me rahti hai wo. KHUDA APNI KHUDAAI HAR LAMHA DIKHATA HAI, TUM MOHABBAT KARO IS LIYE DIL BANATA HAI, MOHABBAT KI GEHRAAYO MEIN KAHAN TAK DUBE HO, YE DEKHNE K LIYE JUDA KAR K AZMATA HAI. 



16)Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI. Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai, Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai, Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte, Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai. Naam aapka pal pal leta hai koi, yaad aapko har pal karta hai koi, ehsaas toh shayad aapko bhi hai, koi dur rehkar aap ko har pal yaad karta hai koi. 



17)Yaadon Ki Barsaat Liye Duaaon Ki Soghat Liye Dil Ki Gehrayee Se Chand Ki Roshnai Se Pholon K Kaghaz Per Aap K Liye Sirf 3 Lafz “I Love You” 



19)Sitaro ki bheed se churaya hai apko, Dil se apna dost banaya hai apko, Iss rishtey ko tutne na dena kyonki iss dil ke kisi khas kone me chhupaya hai apko. Intezar Hai Kab Unse Baat Hogi Khuda Jane Kab Ye Ittefak Hogi Yu To Har Sham Milte Hai Khwabo Me Jane Kab Ru-Ba-Ru Unse Mulakat Hogi.



20)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Ishq Hai

1)Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi. 

2)Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya, do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ, aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya. 

3)Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko? 

4)Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali, Tabhi milti nahi garwali, Gulam ban ke fas jate hai, Ishq ke jaal mein, Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali. 

5)Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Aafat ka Injection ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki.. Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum 

6)Fida hu uski chaal pe, Uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe. 

7)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai! 

8)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.. 

9)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai! 

10)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.. 1

11)Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha 

12)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, Agar DADA Aashiq na hota! 

13)Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge.. 

14)Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar 

15)Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai! 

16)Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho, fasle kam karo dil milate raho, dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo, iodex khrido aur lagate raho. 

17)Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge. 

18)Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein 

19)Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai. 

20)Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah! Wah! Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..
1)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye… 


2)Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai, Aur Ye Paalki Humne Bade Pyaar Se Sajayi Hai, Dua Hai Ye Hawa Tujhse Zara Dheere Chalna, Mere Pyaar Ko Badi Pyaari Neend Aayi Hai… 

3)Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… 

4)Zamane bhar ki bato me hame bhula mat dena, jab kabhi yaad aye to zara muskura dena, agar zinda rhe to milenge dost warna is bande ko bhool mat jana… 

5)Dosti ka rishta purana nahi hota, isse bada khajana nahi hota, dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai, kyuki isme koi pagal ya dewana nahi hota… 

6)Jannat main rehne waali pari ho tum meri jaan,meri zindigani ho tum yaro main beth ker jo suna tay hain meri jaan woh kahani ho tum… 

7)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai… 

8)Wafa Ka Dariyaa Kabhie Rukta Nahin Ishq Mein Premi Kabhi Jhukta Nahin Khamosh Hain Hum Kisi Ke Khushi Ke Liye Na Socho Ke Hamara Dil Dukhta Nahin! 

9)Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Dhadka Gaya Koi Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi , Hum To Anjanay Raston Pe Chal Rahay The Achanak Hi Pyar Ka Matlab Sikha Gaya Koi..! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

10)Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko, Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla, Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se, Par Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

11)Ek tumko hame yaad karneki fursat nahin, Ek hamko tumhe bhulane ki aadat nahin, Tumhe bhulake jiye bhi to kaise, Sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat bhi to nahin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

12)Yun to zindagi me ajeeb se mod aynege, Kabhi khushi to kabhi gam layenge, Rakhna hamesha khud ka khayaal, Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

13)Chandini rato me sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki mohabbat me koi bad naseeb rota hai, Khuda, kisi ko mohobbat me fida na kare, Agar kare to qyamat tak juda na kare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

14)Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti, Lafzon mein mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti, Mile jo pyar to kadar karna, Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

15)Dil ko dhadakne se pahale, Dost ko dosti se pahale, Pyar ko muhabt se pahale, Khusi ko gam se pahale aur ap ko 5 din pahale HAPPY Pongal 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

16)Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behos. Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, Ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

17)Log apno se rista bhi toud dete hai, Gairo ka daman tham lete hai, Hum to ek phool bhi na toud paye, Log to dil bhi kaise toud dete hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

18)Pyar ka deepak jala kar to dekho, Mohabbat ki duniya sasa kar to dekho; Tumhe ho na jaye mohbbat humse to kahna, Ek baar najare mila kar to dekho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

19)Humne bhi pyar kiya tha Thoda nahin bemeesaal kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gai, Jab wo hash kar bole, Are paagal maine to majak kiya tha; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

20)Wo mujhse najare milati rahi, Meri zindgi se khelti rahi, Nahi aai wo meri zindgi ki jheel me, Bas kinaare pe baith kar patthar fenkti rahi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

21)Hum yaad hai to thik hai, Varna bhula dena, Hui ho koi khata to saja dena, Vaise to hum kore kagaz ki tarah hai, Mann ho to kuchh likhana varna jala dena ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

22)Tum agar gulab hote to toud leta, Tum agar sawal hote to jawab deta, Log jaante hai ki main peeta nahin hoon, Phir bhi pi leta agar tum sharab hote ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

23)Mat pucho mere dil se tanhai me Kitne pegam likhata hu,din ko likhta hu, Raat ko likhta hu, subhah ko likhta hu, Shaam ko likhta hu, wo kalam bhi pagal ho gai Jisse tuhara naam likhta hu | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

24)Aakhe kabhi nam na ho, Zindagi me koi gum na ho, Daman khushiyo bhar jaye, Chahe un khushiyo hum shamil na ho. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

25)Tamnna se nahi tanhai se darte hai, Pyar se nahi rusbai se darte hai, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai, Par milan ke baad ki judai se darte hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

26)Hoth Hai Chalakta Zaam, Nigahen Hai Jaise Nasha Ki Pyali, Zulfen Hai Jaise Ghata Nirali, Ay Hasina,Teri Surat Hai Bholi Bhali, Sambhaal Ke Rakhna Isey, Warna Chura na Le Jaye Kahi, Teri He Gali Ka Mawaali.. 

27)Ruthane Ka Hak Aap Rakhte Hain Manane Ki Chahat Ham Rakhte Hain, Aapke Hoton Pe Muskurahat Yoon Hi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rab Se Hum Roz Karte Hai… 

28)Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge…. Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge… 

29)Dil Se Dur Jinhe Hum Kar Na Sake Paas Bhi Unhe Hum Kabhi Pa Na Sake Mita Diya Pyar Jisne Hamara Dil Se Hum Unka Naam Likh Kar Bhi Mita Na Sake… 

30)Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti, Zindagi aksar kuch paane ke liye nahi hoti, Yaad aksar aati hai aapki, Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti. 

31)Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai…  

32)Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi, Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai. Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai, Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai… 

33)Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai… 

34)Ishq me maut se darta kaun hai, pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun hai. Aapke liye to puri duniya hai kurbaan, aur aap kehte ho ki aapki fikr karta kaun hai… 

35)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na pana hamari majboori hai Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai… 

36)Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai… 

37)Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…. 

38)Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge, Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge, Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte, Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge… 

39)Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe, Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe, Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega, Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula Le Mujhe… 

40)Sapno Me Ek Pyara Dost Roz Aata Hai, Sath Guzre Har Pal Ki Yaad Dilata Hai… Dil Karta Hai Ye Lamha Yun Hi Ruka Rahe, Par Subah Hote Hi Khwab Toot Jata Hai..

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