Ishq Kmaya Mein

hi friends mai aapko apni life ki ek real story btana chahta hu.Mera naam Hary hai or main jisko love karta hu uska naam main bta nahi sakta par unka name word B se start hota hai ye story meri 9 saalo se chal rahe hai meri Age 13 saal ke the jab mujhe unse pyaar hua na jane kab pyar ho gaya pata he nahi chala mujhe or mujhe unse pyar hai ye main unse bol bhi nahi paata tha wo mujhse ek 2 saal choti hai main or meri femle reant par rahte the unka apna ghar tha hum unke piche waale ghar me rahte the hum jab chote the to main mera bhai or wo or kuch bachche aa jate the hum sab saamko khelte the us bachpan se mujhe pyar hone laga dhire dhire din beetty chale gaye meri ek sister hai jiske saadi humne waha par ke the jaha wo rahte the humara koi apna to ghar tha he nahi humne waha par he sister ke saadi ke the mujhe unse pyar hai ye baat unko nahi pata tha main 6 class me padh raha tha saadi k baad hume waha se room chang karna pada hum waha se dusre jagha shift ho gaye par na jane mera maan nahi lag raha tha kuch dino tak main u he din bitane laga gumne laga phir ek din jab main 10th class me aaya tha to mujhe tuition lagwana tha math ka or english ka ye baat mere kuch dosto ko pata tha k mujhe unse pyar hai wo mujhe paresaan karte the k main unse saadi karunga main unse pyar karta hu par gusse me main bhi unse ye bolta k ha karunga ab bolo bas dost bhi kuch thik nahi the mere ab 6th class se or 10th class to mujhe ye to pata tha k main unko pyar karta hu par abhi tak unse bol nahi paaya tha bas aadat se pad gaye the unhe yaad karte rahne ke jab bhi unko kahe dekh leta tha to dar se najre chura leta tha is bich me ek asa mood aaya k mera chota bhai jo padh raha tha meri chachi ji ka ghar ban raha tha mera bhai waha kabhi jata to kuch na kuch kaam karne lagta tha uska ye bnin wajha ka kaam karna uske liye bhot he badi problum ban gaye ek hadsa uske saath ho gaya ab wo mera bhai mere saath nahi hai jaha se koi aata nahi waha hai us dukh k kaaran mujhe padhai me bhi maan nahi lagta tha phir 1 saal baad main tution jane laga dobara padhai ke na jane ek din wo us jagha par tution me aaye jaha par main padhta tha unhone bhi waha par he toution laga liya wo jab aate the main unse pahle he phoch jata tha mera padhne me bhi maan nahi lagta tha bas unko dekhta he rahta tha mujhe bhot tansan hone lagi k main kase apne pyaar ka izhaar karu unse par nahi kar paaya ek dost tha jo unme se tha jo mujhe paresaan klarta tha or usko pata bhi tha k main unse pyar karta hu ek din wo unko paresaan kar raha tha na jane kuch kah raha tha to wo hamesa unko ye bol deti jab bhi unko wo paresaan karta tha k main ek thappad mar dunge aapko mujhe paressan mat karo to ek din unhone unko maar diya wo mera dost us din se unko paresaan nahi karta bas phir mujhe waha se tution chodna pada kyoki mera maan waha padhne me kam or unme jyada rahta tha par karta bhi to kya kah he nahi pata tha unse main k main unko kitna pyaar karta hu phir maine unko bhulne ke koses bhi ke par nahi kar paaya maine soch liya tha k agar mujhe ab bhagwaan ek mouka dega to main apne pyar ka izhar kar dunga nahi to ase he unko yaad karta rahaunga pyar karta rahunga kuch saal baad wo din aaya matlab ab se ek saal pahle ke baat hai ye maine mobile ke shop kholi the itfaak se wo meri shop par ek din aaye meri moshi ji ke ladki k saath dede ko bhi pata tha k main unko chahta hu ab wo din aaya tha jo bhagwan ne saayad mere liye banaya tha unka phone jo micromax ka tha jo kaharab ho gaya tha unone usko service sentar par bhi thik karwaya tha par wo phir wo he problum kar raha tha unone mujhe diya or problum bataye main usko waha micromax lekar gaya or thik karwaya do 2 3 din ka time diya tha service sentar ne us bich me mujhe delhi jaana tha mobile ka saaman lene asscsris lele jo mobile ke job site the wo mere parsh me the train me mera parsh kise ne nikal liya usme pase bhi kaafe the ab main kya karta waapas aaya mera ATM bhi kho gaya tah mobile lene gaya tah to unhone mujhe mobile nahi diya ab main kya karta maine unko ek dusra mobile chalane ko diya phir 2 din baad maine unko bataya k mera parsh tarin me kho gaya tha aapke phone ke job site bhi parsh me he the to uske kho jane ke wajha se aapka mobile nahi mill raha hai unhone kaha thik hai main ab kya karu batao aap mumme puchegi main kya kahunge maine unko ek phone naya lake de diya samsungs ka or mujhe unka no mila tah service sentar se maine ek din unko msg kiya unhone koi reply nahi diya maine dobara se msg kiya unhone kaha aap kon hai maine kaha k main mujhe aap jante hai unhone kaha naam batao main aapse baat nahi karna chahte main apne papa se ya mumme se bol dunge k ye no se mujhe koi preshan kar raha hai phir maine unko apna naam bataya wo bole mujhse bolo kya hua maine kaha main aapko kuch batana chahta hu wo bole batao mane msg se likha main aapko like karta hu aaj se nahi 8 saalo se to wo naraz hokar bole k mujhe aapse koi baat nahi karne hai maine unko call kiya nahi uthaya maine apne dede ko call kiya mose ji ke ladke ko unse kaha k wo mera phone nahi utha rahe hai plzz mujhe baat karne hai mujhe warna main mar jaunga tab jake unhone mujhse baat ke in bato ko chalte hue 2 din ho gaye the unhone kaha main baat nahi karna chahte main koi friedship koi lovership nahi karna chahte mujhe samjh nahi aa raha tha main kya karu mera haal asa ho gaya tha maan kar raha tha k mar jau apne jaan de du ro raha tha do dino se kahana nahi kaha raha tha bhuk nahi lagti the kya karu kuch nahi samajh aa raha tha maine apne dede se kaha call karke wo mujhse baat kare plz warna main jaan de dunga main nahi je sakta unke bina dede ne unko bataya or unhone mujhse baat ke wo kahne lage kyo kar rahe ho tum ase pahle ye sab kuch nahi tha ab kyo maine kaha maine aapko bachpan se pyar kiya hai bas bol nahi paaya tha dar lagta tha saayad is liye par ab main aapke bina nahi raha sakta main nahi janta aap mujhe bata do mujhe kya karna chahiye wo bole mujhe nahi pata maine kaha thik hai agar aapko nahi pata to mujhe bhi nahi pata maine apna haath kaat liya jisme 5 taake aaye wo rone lage jab unko pata chala unhone mujhe call kiya maine call kaat de phir maine unko call kiya wo rote hue bole kyo kar rahe ho asa maine kaha main aapse bhot pyar karta hu plz itna pyar k main kuch bhi kar sakta hu aaapke liye unhone kaha nahi kya ye sab thik hai maine kaha mujhe nahi pata kya sahi hai kya galat hai bas itna pata hai main aapko chahta hu life time k liye wo bole asa nahi ho sakta main nahi kar sakte aapse baat mujhe ye sab pasand nahi hai maine kaha k aap 2 din baad mujhe bata dena sahi hai ya glat aap mujhse baat karoge ya nahi or nahi karoge to main nahi rahunga chala jaunga is duniya se maine phone kaat diya agle din bit gaya dusra din bhi bet gaya tesre din mujhe call aaya mujhe bhot kamjore se mahsus ho rahe the apne aap me kyoki 8 dino se maine khana bhi thik tarha se nahi kahaya tha call aate he main bola jawab batao apna unhone kaha naho maine phone kaat diya or chal diya railwy line k taraf unka call aata gaya main kaatta gaya phir raaste me tha dede ka call aaya wo boli wo tujhse baat karna chahte hai ek baar baat to kar par mujhe kuch nahi samajh aa raha tha unhone phone china or boli k plzz kuch galat mat karna maine kaha kya galat tarin aane lagi main rail line k paas phoch gaya tha wo bole k main kaha hu maine kaha railwy line par unhone mujhse kaha waha se wapas aaao maine kaha kyo kya karna hai wapas aakar phir wo bole dekho main tumse baat karunge par main ek dum se aapko ye kase bol du k main aapko pyar karte hu mere kuch samajh me aaya maine phir pucha thik hai main wapas aa jaunga par aap mujhse baat karo wo boli k aap wapas aao main aapse baat karunge or agar aapne dobara se asa kuch karne ke kosis ke to aapko meri kasam hai apne kasam de di mujhe uhone ab to main mar bhi nahi sakta main wapas aa gaya meri baat hone lagi unse aaj hume 1 saal ho gaya hai main roj unse baat karta hu baat kiye bina nahi raha pata hu unko dekhna bhi roj chahta hu par kam dekh pata hu kyoki ye sab unko bhi pasand nahi ghar k chakar lagane or mujhe bhi kuch thik nahi lagta par ek bat jo aaj tak nahi bole hai unhone mujhse i love u main roj unse bolta hu wo ye kahkar rah jate hai i like u mera excidet ho gaya tha abhi kuch din pahle mera face kharab ho gaya tha wo mujhe dekhne bhi aaye the 6 jun 2013 ko jis din mera excident hua tah us waqt maine pahla call unko he kiya tah or kaafe serias tha main wo bhi bhot ro rahe the par mera face kharab ho gaya wo mujhse ab bhi baat karte hai par mujhe laga tha maine to ab hamesha k liye unko kho diya hai is gande chahre k saath kon rahna pasand karega lekin unhone kaha agar ye sab mere saath hota to aap kya karte maine kaha pyar aapse kiya hai khobsurte ko dekhkar nahi kiya maine pyaar chahe kuch bhi ho jata main aapko kabhi nahi chodunga unhone kaha bas yahe maine kiya hai ye sab mere ghar me pata hai k main unko pyar karta hu saadi bhi karna chahta hu par unke ghar me nahi pata kise ko bhi or ye sach hai dosto k main ab bhi unko bhot pyar karta hu aaj bhi main unse baat karta hu maine na aajtak unpe gussa kiya hai na mujhe kabhi unpar gussa ane wala hai problum ye hai k mere paas aaj bhi ghar nahi hai main job kar raha hu wo bhi parmanent nahi hai apna ghar banane ko paise bhi nahi itne k bana saku saadi kase hoge meri pata nahi kase kya hoga ab jab bhi me ye sochta hu din tham jata hai tensun badh jate hai meri dosto pyar ho jata hai par kabhi kabhi sochta hu k asa he kyo hota hai k jo sachaa pyar karte hai mill nahi paate mere saath pata nahi kya hone wala hai main saadi unse he karna chahta hu par mujhe aaj tak unhone i love u nahi kaha wo kahte hai k kam se kam mere paass ghar to hona he chahiye main bhi unse ye bolta hu k ha ghar ho jayega to main aapse saadi karunga or ye thik bhi hai par na jane kya hone wala hai meri life me dosto aap he batao mujhe kya karna chahiye plzz help me dosto ====================================================== 

1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 


2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 


3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 


4)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru 


5)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry. 


6)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 


7)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 


8)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai. 


9)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 


10)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 


11)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 


12)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 


13)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 


14)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 


15)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 


16)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 


17)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!! 


18)Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gyi,, . . . . . . . . . . . Jado paani ch saade v jahaaj challeya karde si!! 


19)Boy to girl: badal grje to teri yaad aaundi e, sawan de auan te teri yaad aaundi e, barish de aauan te.. Girl: oh hello mainu pta mai teri chattari vapas deni e.. avein kutte khani kathon kri janda ain!! 


20)Gal purani hove itihaas ban jaandi, Bin pani hove taan pyas ban jaandi. Sohne yaar di hove taan khas ban jaandi, Kuch paun di hove taan aash ho jaandi. Kuch gwach jaan di hove kaash ban jaandi. Gal teri te meri hove taan, Viswaas ban jaandi..!! 


21)Asi Janam-janam ton tera Aa, Sanu gairan de vich rakh bhave, Asi Murshad tainu manea a, sanu khairan de vich bhave, Tu sade lyi ta Amrit a, sanu Zehran de vich rakh bhave, Bus rutba de-de JHANJJAR da, sanu Pairan de vich rakh bhave! 


22)Ek RAAT si mere ishq wargi, Ek CHAN si usdi shakal warga, Ek BADAL si wich opra jeha, Ek TARA si mere dil warga.. BADAL ne CHAN luko leya, Us TAARE da SAJAN kho leya, CHAN jad BADAL de wich luk geya, Bina chanani to oh TARA v tut geya.. Holi-2 karke fer RAAT muk gayi, Mere v ishqwali fer BAAT muk gayi, Hun v oh CHAN kise hor te apni CHANANI sutda hai, Par oh tara os chan lai roj tutda hai. 


23)k kudi fb te anjaan munde nal gal kar rehi c Munda- Hey pretty! Ki mai teri e-mail id jaan sakda han for video calling..? Kudi: hanji hanji sure its–> 


24)meri jini guzri nal tere mainu eni umar batheri e rehndi v tere nam kra fer neet mitti di dherie meri raakh nu hath ch le ke meri jhoothi ksm khavi na jeonde rahe tn milange lakh vaari maar gaye tn dilon bhulavi na….. 


25)Pehla Chithi de badle Taar Aunda c, ik Bulave te Mera Yaar Aunda c, hun Padke Delet Karde ne Mere Mesage nu, Kadi Harr Message da Jawab aunda c !! 


26)Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset. Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar javan ge tuhanu manaan vaste 


27)Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! 


28)Rabb da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh, rabb nu tarse atma, te yaar nu tarse akh, duniya vich vadmule dova de didar, sab to mehanga sab to aukha ik khuda te ik yaar. 


29)Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove… aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove By Bikram 


30)Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita…….. 




1)Ishq hove ta sche yaar nal,eve jutha na sanu koi mohve,mere pyar nu kdi na o parkhe na o tove,jad dukh ave koi mainu,ta akh ohdi mere to phla rove,dil dikre har gal jo mere nal,apne dil vich na kdi kuch lukove,devin rabba pyar mainu eho jeha ya fir kdi mainu pyar hi na hove.

2)eri yaari da mull asin taar nahi sakde Tu mange jaan te kar inkaar nahi sakde, Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan bade, par Tu hove naal te asee har nahi sakde! 

3)Eh jindgi wang kabootr de... Lok hathan te chog chugaunde ne... Pehlan apna bna k rkhde ne... Fir taddiyan maar udaundey ne 

4)Ohdi Koi Keemt Hove, Ta Main Mull Pawa. Ek Onu Paun Di Khatir Main Khud Tull Jawa, J Sanu Rwa K O Khush Ne, Main Jindgi Ch Hsna Bhul Jawa. 

5)RABBA Tu v kise naal Ishq kita hovega, J nahi kita te kadi kri v na, PACHTAVENGA, Asi taan marr k tere koL aa Javaange. Das tu marr k kithe Javenga. 

6)Oh nal mere tution pad di c, Chate hai splendor wale nu!!!!........:p Oh bodyguard liandi c, Nit mere chotee salle nu. 

7)Dil tere nal laa ke sjna mai ki khat lya Dil mai tenu de ke sjna mai ki khat lya Tu kiti mere nal befaae ve te mai vfaa krke vi ki khat lya. 

8)lagda tu kitti hoyi ,kramaat rabb di,, terre jhi surat na dunia ch labdi,, aaunda ae njara ik vakhre jhaan da,, kina sohna mukhra hai sachi meri jaan da, 

9)Lagda sadian galan ohne dil te la laiyan, tahi sade kolo enian durian pa laiyan. Pta nai kyo galt sochde sade bare oh, lgda sathon dur rehan dia ksma kha layian 

10)Kale Raat d Syahi Utte, Chand di gwahi utte, Soch de kore kagaj te, Ik akhar Main ban java, Tu bhule ta teri marji, Main bhula ta mar java 

11)Jad Oh Mera Naam Apne Hatha Diya Lakeera Toh Labh Labh Ke Thak Gaye...... Ta Ser Jhuka k Thoda Muskra K Bole....... Lakeera Jhooth Boldiya Ne....... Tussi Mere Ho.. Bas Mere Ho 

12)Tu Supna Nai Mera Jo Ardass Kara,,,,,Tu Mout Nai Jo Intzaar Kara,,,,,Tu Te Dua Ha Meri,,,,,Me Akhari Saah Tak Tera Itbaar Kara..... 

13)Sidhe sadhe munde haan, Kudiyan ton sharmaunde haan Kiss da saanu pata nai Bass ghut ke jaffi paune aa | 

14)SADA YAAR MANAUN NU JEE KARDA, AJJ FER MAR JAUN NU JEE KARDA, FER KALEYAN BAITH KHYALAN NAAL, JEE BHAR KE RON NU JEE KARDA, MERE HATHAN DIYAN LAKIRAN WICH, JISNU US RAB NE NAI LIKHEYA, AJ US ANJANE SHAKS NU MERA, RAB TO KHON NU JEE KARDA..  

15)oho mera naam sda likhdi c book te, te mein ohda naam likheya c rukh te, parde de naal uton sakk laah k gai eh, pishe jihe mitra de pind ah k gai eh, har morh ute yaad taza hoi honi ah, laahi kaali aeinak nahi khoob roi honi ah, murhke nahi aona kehinde soh kha k gai eh, pishe jihe mitra de pind ah k gai eh,,, | 

16)Mitha intezar te intezar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari… 

17)Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga tu ruth vi jayegi ta tenu manavaga man javi aae sanam mere manane se warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga…  

18)Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri dil hega mera dhadkan hegi teri pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri… 

19)Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga… 

20)Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega sada dil twade dil nal mil jan wala hega rakhi khula apne dil de darwaje nu sada khyal twade dil vich aan wala hega.. 

21)Us pal nu sanjoo kar rakhya hega jado mere hath nu tera hath milya khush kismat hega main is jahan vich jo meinu jindagi vich tera sath milya… 

22)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na, Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na… 

23)Mitha intezar te intezar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari… 

24)Zareee Zarree Mein Usi Ka Noor Hai Jhak Khud Mein Woh Na Tujhse Door Hai Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar Is Ibadat Ka Yehi Dastoor Hai Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi Yaar Mera H Ar Taraf Bharpur Hai .. Movie Name : Delhi 6 Singer :Amitabh Bachchan Lyrics:Prasoon Joshi Music Director :Rahman AR Actors : Abhishek Bachchan, Om Puri, Sonam Kapoor Director : Rakesh Omprakash Mehra Producer :Ronnie Screwvala 

25)Pani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi Toh Maikhane Ki taraf Chal Nikla Socha Shikayat Karun Teri Khudha Se Par Khudha bhi Tera Ashiq Nikla… 

26)Garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai… jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath.. naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai… 

27)Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai? Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai? Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai? Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum hai par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai? Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi? 108 hai chanel phir dil 

bahelte kyu nahi? Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai, lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi. Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai, Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai? Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai? Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai? To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai? 

28)Pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya, Mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya. Teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar, Kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya… 

29)Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe. Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe, Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain, Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe, Sardi andar neher ke banney, sari raat khalotey, Tu na aayi, laya 

laara, tera kakh na rahe, Dil ki chori ke ilzaam police ka chaapa par jaye, Pharrya jaye tabbar sara, tera kakh na rahe, Saari ghazal suna kar bhi nahin saarra dil ka mukya, Saadda hai bas ikko hi naara, tera kakh na rahe. 

30)Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr, He went to eat it, But On the way he saw a keeri, He left the Gurr & went with keeri. MORAL: *Gurr nalo ishq mitha* 

31)Sach Hai Hamee.n Ko Aap Ke Shikway Bajaa Na Thay Be-Shak Sitam Janaab Ke Sab Dostaana Thay Haan Jo Jafaa Bhi Aap Ne Ki, Qaaiday Se Ki Haan Ham Hee Kaar Band-e-Asool-e-Wafa Na Thay Aaye Tou Yun Ke Jaisay Hamesha Thay Meherbaan Bhoolay Tou Yun Ke Goya Kabhi Aashna Na Thay Kyun Daad-e-Gham Ham Ne Talab Ki, Buraa Kiya Ham Se JahaaN Mein Kushta-e-

Gham Aur Kya Na Thay Gar Fikr-e-zaKhm Ki Tou Khataavaar Hain Ke Ham Kyun Mahv-e-Madh-e-Khuubi-e-Teg-e-Adaa Na Thay Har Chaarahgar Ko Chaarahgari Se Guraiz Tha Warna Hamain Jo Dukh Thay, Bohat La-Dawaa Na Thay Lab Per Hai Talkhi-e-Mey-e-Ayaam, Warna “Faiz” Ham Talkhi-e-Kalaam Pe Maail Zaraa Na Thay 

32)Raaz-e-Ulfat Chhupa Ke Dekh Lia Dil Bohat Kuch Jalaa Ke Dekh Lia Aur Kia Dekhnay Ko Baaki Hai ? Aap Se Dil Lagaa Ke Dekh Lia Wo Mere Ho Ke Bhi Mere Na Howay Un Ko Apna Banaa Ke Dekh Lia Aaj Unki Nazar Mein Kuch Ham Ne Sab Ki Nazrain Bacha Ke Dekh Lia “Faiz” Takmeel-e-Gham Bhi Na Ho Saki Ishq Ko Aazmaa Ke Dekh Lia 

33)Ham Parwarish-e-Loh-o-Qalam Kartay Rahain Ge Jo Dil Pe Guzarti Hai, Raqam Kartay Rahain Ge Asbaab-e-Gham-e-Ishq Behem Kartay Rahain Ge Veeraani-e-Dauraan Pe Qaram Kartay Rahain Ge Haan Talkhi-e-Ayyaam Abhee Aur Barhay Gi Haan 

Ahl-e-Sitam, Mashq-e-Sitam Kartay Rahain Ge Manzoor Ye Talkhi, Ye Sitam Ham Ko Ganwaara Dam Hai Tou Madawaa-e-Alam Kartay Rahain Ge Mey Khaana Salaamat Hai, Tou Ham Surkhi Mey Se Tazeen-e-Dar-o-Baam-e-Haram Kartay Rahain Ge Baaqi 

Hai Lahuu Dil Mein Tou Har Ashq Se Paida Rung-e-Lab-o-Rukhsaar-e-Sanam Kartay Rahain Ge Ik Tarz-e-Taghaaful Hai So Wo Un Ko Mubaarak Ik Arz-e-Tamanna Hai So Ham Kartay Rahain Ge 

34)Pindaar Ke Khogar Ko Naqaam Bhi Dekho Ge? Aaghaaz Se Waaqif Ho Anjaam Bhi Dekho Ge? Rungini-o-Duniya Se Mayoos Sa Ho Jana…… Dukhta Howa Dil Le Kar Tanhaayi Mein Kho Jaana Tarsi Howi Nazron Ko Hasrat Se Jhuka Lena Faryaad Ke 

Tukron Ko Aahon Mein Chhupa Lena Raaton Ki Khamooshi Mein Chhup Kar Kubhi Ro Lena Majboor Jawaani Ke Malboos Ko Dho Lena Jazbaat Ki Wusat Ko Sajdon Se Basaa Lena Bhooli Howi Yaadon Ko Seenay Se Laga Lena… 

35)Phir nazar mein phool mehke, Dil mein phir shamain jali’n, Phir tassawur ne liya uss bazmm mein jaane ka naam.. 

36)Bara hai dard ka rishta, Yeh dil ghareeb sahi, Tumhare naam pe aayen ge ghamgusaar chale. 

37)Dono Jahan Teri Mohabbat Main Haar K Wo Ja Raha Hai Koi Shab-e-Gham Guzaar K Viraan Hai Maikada Khum-o-Sagar Udaas Hai Tum Kya Gaye K Rooth Gaye Din Bahaar K Ik Fursat-e-Gunah Mili, Wo Bhi Chaar Din Dekhe Hain Ham Ne Hausale Parvar-Digaar K Duniya Ne Teri Yaad Se Begaana Kar Diya Tujh Se Bhi Dil Fareb Hain Gham Rozgaar K Bhule Se Muskura To Diye The Wo Aaj ‘Faiz’ Mat Puch Val-Vale Dil-e-Na-Kardahkaar K … 

38)Hum Ke Thehray Ajnabi Itni Madaraton Ke Baad Phir Banain Ge Aashna Kitni Mulaqaaton Ke Baad ? Kub Nazar Mein Aaye Gi Be-Daagh Sabzay Ki Bahaar Khoon Ke Dhabbay Dhulain Ge Kitni Barsaaton Ke Baad ? Thay Bohat Be-Dard Lamhay Khatam-e-

Dard-e-Aashiqui Ke Theen Bohat Be-Meher Subhain Meherbaan Raaton Ke Baad Dil Tou Chaaha Per Shikast-e-Dil Ne Mohlat Hee Na Di Kuch Gilay Shikway Bhi Kar Laitay Manajaaton Ke Baad Un Se Jo Kehnay Gaye Thay “Faiz” Jaan Sadqa Kye An Kahee Hee Reh Gayi Wo Baat Sab Baaton Ke Baad 

39)Naseeb Aazmaane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Qareeb Un Ke Aane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Jo Dil Se Kaha Hai Jo Dil Se Suna Hai Sab Un Ko Sunane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Abhi Se Dil-O-Jaan Sar-E-Raah Rakh Do Ke Lutne Lutaane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Tapakne 
Lagi Un Nigaahon Se Masti Nigahain Churaane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Saba Phir Hamain Puuchti Phir Rahi Hai Chaman Ko Sajaane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain Chalo “Faiz” Phir Se Kahin Dil Lagain Suna Hai Thikaane Ke Din Aa Rahe Hain 

40)Hasrat-e-deed mein guzraan hain zamaney kab se Dasht-e-umeed mein gardaan hain dawaney kab se Der se ankh mein utra nahin askhon ka azaab Apne zimey hain tera farz najaney kab se Kis tarah paak ho be-arzu lamhon ka azaab Dard aya nahin darbaar sjanaey kab se Sar Karo saaz ke cherrein koi dil sooz ghazal 

Dhoondta hai dil-e-shoreeda bahaney kab se Pur karo jaam ke shayed ho isi lahta rawaan Rok rakha hai jo ik teer kazzaa ne kab se Faiz phir kab kisi maktal mein karain ge abad Lab pe veeran hain shaheedon ke fasaney kab se  

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1)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n

2)darad kis ko dhekaye koi darad dhekta bhi nehi payar kis se kare koi payar karta bhi to nehi? ab to haste howe bhi dar lagta hain kahe yah khushi chale na jaye har khushi ka saath 1000 ghum hote hain jaha hasi hain wahe matham hain jaha payar hain wahe nafarat hain hum jase [...] 


3)Sabaah-E-Noor Hota Hai, Aur Gham-E-Shaam Bhi Hoti Hai Phir Aisa Wakt Ek Aata Hai, Jab Aankhein Namm Hoti Hai Jahan Tum Aa Nahi Sakte, Wahan Basera Karte Hain Jahan Shaam Tanha Hoti Hai, Jahan Rooh Hamari Rotee Hai Ki Abb Yaado’n Se Waabasta Hai, Laraztee Ye Meri Saansein Kyun Halki Si Aahat Par, Ye Aankhein [...] 

4)WO MUJE ILZAM DETA HAI K MAIN HON BE WAFA.. JAB K MERA TU HAR PAL US KI YAD SE KHALI NAI JATA SHAID WO NAI JANTA.. K KUCH LOG UUN BHI WAFA NIBHATE HAIN K CHAHY HON HALAT JAISE BHI NAHI BHOOL PATE WO APNE MAHBOB KO 

5)Kehte ho dokha mila tumhe gairo.n se, Hamse pocho dard, hame to apno ne loot liya!! Lete rahe jo ta-umar mujhse mohabbat, Manga jo hamne kuch, gusse se mooh pher liya!! Log jeete hai sirf khud ke liye aaj-kal, Aur mein nadan, jab bhi jiya dusro ke liye jiya!! 

6)KAISE KAHUN, MAIN TUMSE PYAAR KARTA HUN, KAHIN TU INKAR NA KAR DE,YEH SOCH KE DAR TA HUN. PEHLA-PEHLA PYAAR HAI,TUJH KO KHONE SE GABAR TA HUN, TUJH KO HI CHAHATA HUN,SIRF TUJH PAR HI MARTA HUN. SANJH-SAVERE TERI TASVEER HI DEKHA KARTA HUN, DER-DER TAK TERI TASVEER SE BAATEN KARTA RAHETA HUN. DIN BAR [...] 

7)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n, 

8)Mera Rishta tujh se bahoot purana hai jab na tha tera sath, wo bhi ek jamana tha Mile ho jab se Bhool gai main is dunia ko Tujhko bhi to sirf mere he sung anna tha thi hairaan main, kaise aor kyun tum mere ho gaye socha bas phir yahi, jo mera tha, usne he [...] 

9)Kya ho tum, aur kya hai wajood tumhara dikhao, Gamo se ro-b-ro na sahi khud se to kabhi milwao, Bhoode ho, jawan ho ya ho phir namurad aashik, Mehfil-e-yaar me aake u dastaan-e-ishq na chupao, Bahut bikhre pade hai phool ishq-e-raah me yaar, Utha kar pyaar se kisi ek ko apni zindagi me sajao, Incoming [...] 

10)Mila woh bhi nahi kertey, Mila ham bhi nahi kertey. Wafa woh bhi nahi kertey, Jafa ham bhi nahi kertey. Unhain ruswai ka dukh hai, Hamain tanhai ka gham hai. 

11)Guftugo Ke Lamhon Main Dekh He Nahi Paatay Ham Tumharay Chehray Ko Tum Hamari Aankhon Ko Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Chasm-o-lab Ko Parhtay Hain Baat Chor Datay Hain Jaane Kiya Lamha Hoga Jab Ye Hath Hathon Say Gar Kabhi Juda Hoga Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Zabt-e-Jaan Parakhtay Hain Hath Chor Datay Hain 

12)Teri Ek Ada Mein Ghayal Ho Gaye Tujhe Dekha Jabh Dobara Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Ho Gaye Hum Tu Chhod Kar Jo Chali Gayi Humey Gham Ki Duniya Mein Kahin Kho Gaye Teri Bewafai Ke Zakhm Abhi Bhi Dard Dard Karte Hain Ey Bewafa Sanam Hum Tumhe Abhi Bhi Yaad aTe Hain paagal Ho Chuke [...] 

13)Its In Hindi ???? ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?????? ?? ??????? ?? ? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???-????? ???-????? ????-????? ????? ?? ???? ? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ??? ??????? [...] 

14)Jab kabhi milte hai unse.. To lagta hai , Hum apni kahi khoi huyi khushi se milte hai.. Sar ko rakh lete hai unke dar par khwaish.. Hum unse itni deewangi se milte hai.. Jab kabhi judaa hote hai hum unse.. Koi hosh na koi sukoon milta hai.. Samajhlo jaise hum apni tanhai se milte [...] 

15)MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO, SAHARA KON DEGA MERI TOOFAAN ME KASHTI, KINARA KON DEGA YEH KESE MOR PE LAAI HA MUJKO ZINDIGANI ADHOORI SEE LIKHI GYEE HA KYUN MERI KAHANI HA AB KIS RAAH PE CHALNA ISHARA KON DEGA MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA MAIN HOON OUR SATH MERE AB MERI [...] 

16)Kahin chand rahon mein khö gaya Kahin chandni bhatk gai Mein charag wo b buja huwa Meri rat kaise chamk gai Meri dastan ka arooj tha Teri naram palkon ki chaon mein Mere sath tha tuje jagna Teri ankh kaise jhpak gai Bhala hm mile b to kya mile Wohi doorian wohi faslay Na kbi [...] 

17)Khuwabon Ki Dehleez Pe Sona Acha Lagta Hai, Kuch Lamhon Ko US Ka Hona Acha Lgta Hai. Khel Khel Main Jewan Bhar K Dukh Mit Jatay Hain, Kho Kr Pana, Pa Kr Khona Acha Lgta Hai. Dil Walon Ko Dekh K Dil Aisay Khush Hota Hai, Bachay Ko Jis Tarha Khilona Acha Lgta Hai. Hijar [...] 

18)Umer khushion mein basr ho yeh zrori to nahi Phir shab-e-ghum ki sahar ho yeh zrori to nahi Neend to dard k bistar pe b aa skti hai Unki Aaghosh me sir ho ye zarori to nhi Mohabat ko logo ne khail samjh rkha hy Is k matlub se sub aashna hon ye zarori to [...] 

19)Aankhon Me Samaa Jatey Ya Dil Me Utr Jatey, 2nu Ka Bhala Hota 2nu Hi Sanwr Jatey,,, Milty To Ye Acha Tha Jeevan Ki Musaft Me, Kuch Faasley Km Hotey Kuch Roz Guzr Jatey,,, Doori B Ghanimt Hy Ik Aas To Hy Warna, Jo Aas Pe Jeetey Hain Wo Log Bikhr Jatey,,, Kuch Roz Judai [...] 

20)Har shy ka soda hota he Her cheez bikaau hoti he Har fard yaha per taajir he Har waqt tijaarit hoti he Tum ap he apne daam kaho Chup k nhi sar_e_aam kaho Kya lo ge apni yari ka Kya lo ge tum dildaari ka Gham_khwar bno ge kitne men Tum pyar kro ge kitne [...] 

21)Zara tham tham k barsa kar abhi itna na rotha kar Abhi to dur hai manzil Abhi khud ko na tanha kar Teri ankhen smandar hen Samandar ko na sehra kar Mera dil doob jata hai Mujhe ase na dekha kr Hawa mujh se kahe pagal 

22)Jaanti hoon tumse bohot pyaar kerti hoon,, Lekin kehne se dartii hoon. jaanti hoon tum sirf mere ho fir kyun tumhe khone se dartii hoon,, jaantii hoon yeh duniya ek dhoka hai fir b iss mein jeeti hoon… janti hoon tumhare paas mere liye waqt nahi fir b tumhara intezaar kerti hoon.. janti hoon tum [...] 

23)hay tamana, na havaon main reekhtay jaatay teray labon say ye naghmay paseejtay jaatay jahaan main aansoovon ka motiyon sa mole nahi wagarna dard hain jitnay, khareedtay jaatay tere hayaat ki gham-geeniyon say haar gay ajab na tha k haseen lab bhe jeetetay jaatay teray wajood say haasil hain dard-o-nakhun bhe ye zakhm dard dain [...] 

24)tu nhi he to tera gham meri tanhai he teri ek yaad he jo mere dil ko bhai he ankhein nam he or dil me dard ka alam honth si kar bhi ruswai yan uthai hei kya gamon ko hi piyar kehte hei ya taqdeere moohabbat hi judai he haal dil ka kuch aaj aesa [...] 

25)Oh ! Muskan Har Chehre ka asli gehna ho tum Nari ki anmol bholi pehchan ho tum Mahakta hua sugandhit pushp ho tum Vishva Sundari ka komal tan ho tum Chapal yuvti ka chanchal man ho tum Ho sake agar,tou aakar Mere Chehre ko bhi sajaa jaana Apni rahashyamayi chhavi de jaana Apni jaadooyee klaa [...] 

26)NA CHAHTE HUE BHI HUMKO YAAD KARENGE AAP DIL KEHATA HAI. HICHKIYON SE PARESHAN BAHUT HO JAAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI KISI AUR KO UUN NAZRON SE NA DEKH PAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. MERE GEETON KO YAAD KARKE GUNGUNAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. APNI TAAREEF AUR SE ZARAA NAHIN SUN PAYENGE AAP. DIL KEHTA [...] 

27)Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Tamashai Hai Yeh Dunya is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Meri Zindagi Se Pochiye Zindagi Kia Hai Zindagi Hai Aik Khuwab is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Khushiyan Hain Lakhon is Dunya Main Magar Udasi Hai Mere Dil Main is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Mujh Se Jo Log [...] 

28)Aaj ham ayesa kuch kar jaye Rasme dunia se chal kahi jaye Tere kandhe pe rakh ke sar apna Sari duni ko ham bhula jaye Chal kahi aeyse des ham jaye Jis jagha piyar ho mohabbat ho Koi nafrat na shikayat ho jhan Har taraf phool ho bharei hon Door tak ham jhan nazar dale [...] 

29)Kach_che makano ki tooti khid_kiyaa.N Kach_che raasto ki veeraniyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Yeh zamee.N kya zamee.N ab tumhari nahi Zindagi gaav ki kya tumko pyaari nahi Mere damen q bhar gaye mehroomiyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Maa bankar nadiyo me nehlaya tujhe [...] 

30)Teri budhi maa darwaze pe nigah basaye baithi hai, Ke uska beta laut ayega uske paas, Tera baap tooti parri kursi pe lachar lash ban parra hai, Ke uske beta uska sahara ban’ne ke liye laut ayega, Dono ke dil ki dhadkane bas yehi guzarish karti hai tujse, Ae musafir laut aa… Tu ghar se [...] 

31)Kehne ko to bahut hai mere apno me, par koi ho jise apna kehte hi guroor aa jaye to….kya baat ho..! Suna hai ishq me tez ho jati hai dil ki dhadkane, par koi jo khud aisi dhadkan ban jaye to….kya baat ho..! Chahten hain sab saat janmo ka pyar, par ye ehsaas koi ek [...] 

32)Tumhari AAnkhei?n kehti hai?n hisaar-e-Zaat se niklo Tamanna meri bann jao Shab-e-Barbaad se niklo Kinara tham lo dil ka bhula do her gila shikwa Kabhi sachi hansi hans do?purani yaad se niklo Khayal-e-Yaar acha hai mager jis ne wafa na ki Palat ker phir Sada na do, dar-e-feryad se niklo Nahi koi Muhabbat bhi,hijr rutt [...] 

33)maiN “Cigarette” jalti hu’ii , bujhti hu’ii dhooeN ko ugalti hu’ii hai ziNdagee meri chaNd pal ki aur kar jati huuN auroN ki ziNdagee bhee chaNd pal ki.. kyuuN peeta hai mujhe ko’ii shauKh meiN koi roz meN koi apni ziNdagee ke har soz meiN na samjh aaya mujhe aaj tak kabhee bhii ziNdagee ko [...] 

34)ISHO KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE USKE INTEJAAR MEIN EK OR DIN BEETA DIYA USKO BHI NA PAA SAKA KHUD KO BHI GAVAN DIYA MAINE ISHQ KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE FAKAT ITNI HAI DIL KI KI [...] 

35)Tere paas aaun ki tumse door rahun.. Tujhe haalat bataun yaa kuchh na kahun.. Taklif le aaun baazar me ya sahta rahun.. Mod lun rukh ya prawaah me bahta rahun.. Koi bhi nahi ab,ye dil kyun nahi maanta.. Jab yahi sach hai to mai kyun nahi jaanta.. Use bhulna hai kyun ye dil bhul jata [...] 

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1)Khusbo’n Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Mein Pyar Apna Basane Ka Waada Karo Rang Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hai Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Waada Karo Hai 

Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujhko Yaqeen Phir Bhi Dil Chata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen Yunhi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Jab Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum Dharkano Mein Naya Rang Bharte Ho Tum Barha Kar Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahin Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam Tum Mujhko Na Bhulne Ka Waada Karo…

2)Jo bani ho Mere lye Jis ke lye mai Jee raha hoon Jo kahe Hum saath hain Tere Jise dekhne k liye Tarap raha hoon Ek aisa hi Dildaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Aane se jis ke Phool bhi Sharma jaye Chalne se jis ke Hawa bhi Tham jaye Ho har Waqt rahe saath mai Mere Chahe saari Duniya Mujh se Rooth jaye 

Aisa hi kisi ka Aitbaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Jis ki ek Hansi k liye Mar jane ko Dil kare Jo kehde ek baar to Phir Jeene ko Dil kare Aisa hi Ek Humsafar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Ek baar mili thi Mujhe woh Par pata nahi kaha kho gayi Ab agar mil jaye toh use kahi jane na doon Wohi khoya Yaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye

3)aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal guzarti nahin hai, meri koi bhi pal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal woh manzil yahaan nahin milegi jise tujhe talash hai woh manzar yahaan nahin dikhega jo tere dil ke aas paas hai milti nahin hai mujhe yahaan koi bhi hal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal waise log yahaan nahin hai jinko dhund raha hai tu yahaan log waise nahin hai jinse jud raha hai tu na banegi yahaan mere sapno ka mahal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal

4)Wo Boli, Dil Ko Koi Beyaqeeni Hai Muhabbat Me Mai Bola, Thik Hai Per Ishq To Imaan Hota Hai Wo Boli, Arzoain Dil Ke Andar Bain Karti Hai Mai Bola, Thik Hai Mujh Ko Sunayi Dete Rahete Hain Wo Boli, Hum To Jaise Ek Musalsil Dukh Ke Qaidi Hain Mai Bola, Thik Hai Ye Zindagi Dukh Ka Tasalsul Hain Wo Boli, Koi Shab To Khab Me Bhi Khab Aate Hain Mai Bola, Thik Hai Kuch Hasraten Aise Bhi Kartin Hain Wo Boli, Bareshon Me Aur Ziyadh Jaan Silagti Hai Mai Bola, Thik Hai Ye Aag Pani Ke Masael Hain Wo Boli,Raat Kion Mushkil Se Katti Hai Judai Me 

Mai Bola, Waqt To Kaifiyaton Ka Naam Hota Hai Wo Boli, Chahaton Me Dard Ke Rahene Ki Qahish Kion Mai Bola, Dard Ke Mare Howoon Ko Chain Mil Ta Hai Wo Boli, Ruh Ki Aasoodgi Ko Kiya Zaroori Hai Mai Bola Ruh Ko Aaloodgi Achchi Nahi Lagti Hai Wo Boli, Chand Ki Aur Chandni Ki Kiya Kahani Hai Mai Bola, Aadam O Hawwa Ki Chahat Ki Nishani Hai… 

5)Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar

6)Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar

7)Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye.. Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe… Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe… Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to….. Bhoot 

bankar darayenge tumhee… Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar Mere dost seeti bajane lage Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use

8)Apno se juda kar deti hai, Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai, Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se. Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai, Phir bhi iska intzaar hai, Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai, Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai. Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai, Kabhi humse nazar churati hai. Palkon se isko chakhte hain, Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain, Itni nazakat hai zindgi se, Humko 

mohabbat hai zindgi se. Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye, Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye. Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai, Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai. Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi, kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli, Itni shararat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Door ye ho to ghum hota hai, Pass ho to iska karam hota hai. Khud apni marzi se chalti hai, Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai. 

Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain, Mann hi mann ye sochte hain, Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain, Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain. Har pal humko nahi hai roka, Thoda humko bhi deti mouka. Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein, Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein, Itni izazat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se

9)Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kab miloge? Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kis se darte ho? Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai? Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…

10)Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte

11)Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke…

12)Haath mein usko kalam ka aana achchha lagta hai, usko bhi school ko jaana achchha lagta hai. bada kar diya ghardish ne waqt se pehle warna, sar pe kisko bojh uthana achchha lagta hai…

13)Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki, Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki, Beshak apni manzil tk jana h, Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki…

14)Khusbo’n Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Mein Pyar Apna Basane Ka Waada Karo Rang Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hai Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Waada Karo Hai Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujhko Yaqeen Phir Bhi Dil Chata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen Yunhi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Jab Mohabbat 

Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum Dharkano Mein Naya Rang Bharte Ho Tum Barha Kar Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahin Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam Tum Mujhko Na Bhulne Ka Waada Karo…

15)Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Pappu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the 

bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Pappu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?” “Appraisal ke 

laddu se buddu banate ho” “Promotion do warna chala jaunga” “Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga” Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat” “Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas” “Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai” “Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai” “Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga” “Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”

16)Aankho se bahe jai woh Moti kehlate hain, Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti. Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai, hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai. ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah, ya sahara banasakte hai . Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai jo aaj kisi ke 

ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi. Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai. &nkisi ke chale jane se Yaad aati hai Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the. Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko 

jante huwe bhi Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the. Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye. Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne. Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.” Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai? 

Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya? Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai? Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin, Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai. Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah , Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe 

, Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen] baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala. Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye . Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai , I have one surprise for you jaan. Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ” Heena: par kya bataiye to zara… Asif : abhi nahi.intezar 

kariye ga aap humara . ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena. se jaana chate hai , kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,? kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai? Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte. Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss 

se pahele uss ko rukdo. Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye zindagi me behad khushiya milegi. Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai. Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye. Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega , Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo.. Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi 

hai ,Allah! ye sab kaise aur kab huwa . ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen. Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya. HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu. Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya? khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se to gam ki andheri raat chagai. Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya. Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha, Gahene jo uss ki 

khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the. Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi , To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera… Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn. Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai. Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai? kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga? Yaa 

gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ? jaan de de woh apne? Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai . Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai . Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi. uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede. Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko 

aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai.. Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai. Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare. Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de . Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai. Aur Allah bhi Khush hota . Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga Henna ke life me kya huwa



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1)Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi. 

2)Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya, do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ, aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.

3)Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko? 

4)Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali, Tabhi milti nahi garwali, Gulam ban ke fas jate hai, Ishq ke jaal mein, Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

5)Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Aafat ka Injection ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki.. Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum

6)Fida hu uski chaal pe, Uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

7)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!

8)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

9)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!

10)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.. 1

11)Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha

12)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

13)Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

14)Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar

15)Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

16)Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho, fasle kam karo dil milate raho, dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo, iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

17)Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

18)Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein 

19)Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai.

20)Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah! Wah! Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..


21)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

22)Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

23)Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar

24)Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

25)Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho, fasle kam karo dil milate raho, dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo, iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

26)Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

27)Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein

28)Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai


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1)Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.

2)Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you

3)Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...

4)love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry

5)don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.

6)Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up 

7)Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

8)You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil

9)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you.

10)MOUNTAINS CAN FLY! OCEANS CAN DRY!! YOU CAN FORGET ME! HOW CAN I!!

11)How much do u luv me?If it's 100% cal me,if 80% sms me, if 50% mis cal me ,if 0% ignore me.

12)yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen to you. it says their is no heart i miss you my dear .

13)I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like that before.

14)If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we\'ll celebrate Vodka style!

15)If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we\'ll celebrate Vodka style!

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1)Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine ur friendship & lucky to be mine 

2)A cute boy asks a fallen rose: Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked? Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that i am the reason for someones smile. 

3)Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!! 

4)1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! 

5)A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi. 

6)5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. 7)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa. 

8)Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu. 

9)Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna! 

10)A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!” 

11)Cutest Proposal by A Boy Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it? Girl: Yeah Boy: That is my life without you. 12)2 Judwa Bachche.. 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha.. 2nd Udaas tha. Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho. Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha 13)Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: soooo sweet Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun? Miss: wo kyun? Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain Miss: kya Bakwas hai? Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye… Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain. 

14)Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge? Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein? Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ?? Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy, Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te, Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke. 

15)Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok? lets start with addition. Example Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream Whats ur answer? 

16)Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!! 

17)A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother? 

18)Cute son Son: mom, who is girlfriend? Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one. Son: if i didn’t become good? Dad: then you will have many. 

19)Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi. Main ROZ darr Jaata hu 

20)Kids Love Letter Dear Pinky, Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai, Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun.. Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna. Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai. Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena. 

21)Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!! Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu. Pinki- Kaise!! Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.. 

22)Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll 

23)Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!! 

24)22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai. 

25)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 

26)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 

27)A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl: Boy: your name seems to be very small, So, Can i add my name with ur name! 

28)Ultimate Kaliyug: 1st Standard Boy:- Can I kiss Your Hand? 1st Standard Girl:- Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!! 

29)Cute Lines: Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz You can easily Smile at anybody but Cant Cry without True Feelings!! 

30)Heights of Racism !! ? A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says, ? ? “Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p

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My Love Only You

1)“I Trust You” is a better compliment than “I Love You” because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. 

2)LOVE has guided into the tunnel of darkness.


3)I only wish to be the fountain of love. From which you drink, Every drop promising eternal passion.


4)You may only be one person to the world but you are the world to me. 

5)A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me. Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart 


6)I sought for Love. But Love ran away from me. I sought my Soul. But my Soul I couldn't see. Then I sought You, And I found all three 

7)Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. You have the key to my heart. Please open it. 

8)Were I to die tomorrow, the last thing I hope to hear is your voice. 

9)My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key 

10)True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love doesn't have an ending. You are my love. 

11)A heart that loves is always young. I'm your baby. 

12)I would rather have one breath of your hair, one kiss from your mouth, one touch of your hand, than eternity without them 

13)Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing? Come back to me- and forgive everything 

14)Seasons change, winter to spring. I love you. Until the end of time. 

15)Other men say they have seen angels, but I have seen you and you are enough for me 

16)I love you, I love but you with a love that shall not die, Till the sun grows cold, And the stars grow old. 

17)Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and m yours forever 

18)Your voice makes me tremble inside, your smile is an invitation for my imagination to go wild 

19)My love for you is a journey; Starting at forever, And ending at never 

20)Once in awhile, Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale. You're my fairy tale 

21)To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other’s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship. 

22)If people would ask me if youre good, Id say youre not. If they would ask me if youre better, Id say youre not. The reason? Cause why would I say youre good or better when youre the best Ive ever had? 

23)When I get to hear you laugh, when I get to cheer you up when youre down, when I get to fight for you, when I simply get to be a part of your life. These are the times I thank God Im alive. 

24)When I get to hear you laugh, when I get to cheer you up when youre down, when I get to fight for you, when I simply get to be a part of your life. These are the times I thank God Im alive. 

25)Everybody Knows How To Love, But Only Few People Knows How To Stay In Love With One Person For A Very Long Period Of Time 

26)Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you’re lonely remember it’s true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you 

27)♥.Every Breath You Take, Every Move You Make, I Will Be There.♥ ♥What Will I Do Without You, I Want To LoveYou Forever And Ever And Ever..

28)Nothing Dirty.. Nothing Naughty.. Just Sleeping. It’s just sleeping with that Someone ‘n Knowing that They’re in your Arms n you are in theirs..♥ . They want to feel close to you. They want to know they are the closest to your heart. They want to hear you Breathe when you fall Asleep as they Sleep next to you..♥ . As you fall Asleep, you want to Cuddle with that someone, ‘n just the hold them Close.. It’s that moment where you don’t want To let Go, ‘n that Moment where you don’t want them to Forget

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