Mere Pyar

1)E MERE PYAR TU MERA HOJA E MERE DILDAR TU MERA HOJA JAISE MAI HO KHOYA TERE PYAR MEIN TU BHI MERE DIL MEIN ESE KHOJA 

2)RAHE EK HAIN HUM DONO KI MAGAR TUM KYU DUR DUR REHETE HO KHFA TUM BHI HUMSE KUCH KUCH HOTE HO PHIR BHI HME MAJBOOR KEHETE HO 

3)HAI SAMANDAR SA GEHERA PYAR TERE LIYE MERE DIL MEIN HAI AASMA SA FAILA TERE LIYE PYAR MERE DIL MEIN HUM KHUD MIT JAYE PAR MITNE NA DE IS PYAR KO BAS YAHI DUA DENGE KE KHUSH RAHE SDA APNE YAR KO 

4)MASUM SA CHEHERA TERA PEHELI BAAR DEKH KAR MERE DIL MEIN KUCH HO GAYA TA TERA CHEHERA DEKH KAR MERE HATHO SE KUDRAT KO SAJDA HO GAYA THA K KYA KHOOB TUJHE BNAYA HAI US BNANE WALE NE E HASEEN SLAME SAJDA USKI SHAAM MEIN MERE HATHO HO GAYA THA 

5)YE MAT SOCHNA KE TUM DUR CHLE JAOGE TO TUMHE KOSENGE HUM YE MAT SOCHNA TUMSE GILA SHIKVA HUM KOI RAKHENGE PAR EK BAAR TUM BHI SOCH LENA KE MUR KAR DEKH LU US BADNSEEB KO HUM APNI SOI KISMAT KO TERE KADMO KE MURNE SE HI PARKHENGE 

6)Woh Hamare Nehi To Kya Gam Hai...... . Hum To Oonhi KeHain,Yeh Kya Kam Hai...... Na Gam Kam Hai, Na Ansu Kam Hai...... . Dekhte Hain Rulane Walo Mein Kitna Dum Hain...... 

7)Maut ke aagosh mein sone ko jee karta hai, Dil to kho diya ab jindagi khone ko jee karta hai, Uski yaad aati hai jab bhi mujhe Naa jaane kyu, kahi pe tanha baith ke rone ko jee karta hai.. 

8)Dil Ne Jo Chaha Aaj Tak Naa Paaya, Jhooti Muskan Se Humne Hmesha Gum Chupaya...!! . Vaise To Har Insan Takdeer ko Azmata Hai, Ek Hum Hai Jise Har Bar Takdeer Ne Aazmaya...!! 

9)Nahi Hai Honsla Mujh Mai Tumhain Khony Ka Par Sun Lo... Ye Dunia Mujhy Kho Dy Gi Agar Tum Kho Gaie Mujh Se.....!! 

10)Kabhi dil ko kabhi shamma ko jala kar roye, teri yaad ko dil se laga kar roye. Raat ki god mein jab so gayi duniya sari, chand ko teri tasveer banaker roye 

11)Bada Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha, Sikwa Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Tha, Agar Wo Hume Bhulakar Khush Hai To Koi Gham Nahin Kyunki Humne To Unko Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha. 

12)Hum laga baithe the dil patthar se toot gaye yeh khuda ki Raza hai Unglian dubi Hai apne hi Khoon Mein Yeh kaanch K tukde Uthane Ki Saza Hai. 

13)Wo Samne Aakar Kabhi Mila Bhi Nhi Mai Milne Jaau, Itna Hausla Bhi Nhi Wo Mangta Hai Chamak Sitaaro Ki Aur Mere Paas Mitti Ka Diya Bhi Nhi 

14)Har Zakham ki Aaghosh mein hy Dard Tumhara, Har Dard mein Taskeen ka Ehsas bhi Tum ho,,,,! 

15)Hamne Socha Tha Ke Batayenge use Dukh Dard apne,,, Usne To Itna Bhi Na Puchha Ke Udas Kyun Ho tum,,,! 

16)Tute khawbao ko phir sajana aata hai,Ruthe dil ko manana aata hai,,, Aap hamare gum ko dekhkar pareshaan na ho,Humein to dard mein bhi muskarana aata hai,,, 

17)Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya ke . behosh ho gaya............ . . . Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kr pucha. .. .. .. jaan! . . KASAM SE Nahati kyon nhi ho.? 

18)tor diye haiN maiN Ne ghar k sabhi aaiNay,,, ishq meiN thukraye howe log mjh se ab dekhay Nahi jate,,,!!! 

19)Tum Se Bichrrey to Maloom Hua k Mout Bhi koi Cheez Hai Ghalib Zindigi to Woh Thi Jo Hum Teri Mehfil mein Guzaar Aaye,,,, 

20)Kuch likhu me aj waqt ka takaja h,Dil ko mila jakhm abhi taja h,Gir padte hai ansu kuch likhne se pehle,Lagta h kalam me syahi kam,Mere dil me dard jyada hai. 

21)Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he ..maut nahi.? pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai.. maut nahi. 

22)Badi der hui koi shakhs rulane nhi aaya, Jalti hui aankhon ko bujhane nhi aaya, Kehta tha k sath jiyenge marenge, Ab ruth gaye hain to manane nahi aaya... 

23)Saari duniya to thi mere janaaje ke piche, Ek vo hi nahi tha mere janaaje ke piche, Ho bhi to kaise, Uska janaaja bhi tha mere janaaje ke peeche.. 

24)Sapne saare tod kar baithe He Dil ka armaan chhor kar baithe He Na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein Abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar baithe He... 

25)Bare Sukoon Se Wo Rehta Hy Aaj Kal Mere Bina Jese Kisi Uljhan Se Chutkara Mil Gaya Ho Use.... 

26)Hum Dono Mil Bethein Gey To Raat khoob Guzery Gi... Tanhai Ka Yeh Kehna, Bohat Achha Laga Mujhe 

27)Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi, who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi, kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte, karte to hain magar humse nahi. 

28)Log poochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki. 

29)hume ashko se zakhmo ko dhona nhi aata, milti hai khushi to use khona nhi aata, seh lete hai har gum muskura kar, lekin log kehte hai hume rona nhi aata... 

30)When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have! 

31)Log puchte hai k kyu hum dono ka sath jyada banta nahi hai hum kehete hai ke hume kasme dene mein mza aata hai unhe torne mein 

32)purkar vo nahi jo bin kahe bhi sun li jaye mohobbat mein pukar to vo hai jo chahne wale ko hmari aankho se bhi bulati hai 

33)Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay ... 

34)Kaash banaane waale ne dil kaanch ke banaaye hote, Kasam khuda ki todne waale ke haatho me jakhm to aaye hote 

35)Barisho k mosam main tum ko yaad KRNe ki adatein porani hain. Ab k bar socha ta adatein badal dalein. Pher khayal aya keh adatein badalne se barishein nahi thamti. 

36)Hum mai tou khair Himmat hai Dard Sehnay ki , Tum Itnay Dard daitay ho thuk nahi jatay ?? 

37)Mera haq hai ke mujhe toot ke chaha jaye..! Is liye tujh se mohabbat nahin mangi maine....!! 

38)Jab chote the toh Zor Zor se Rote the jo pasand h use Paane ke liye . . Aaj bade ho gaye toh chupke chupke rote hai jo pasand hai use bhulane ke liye 

39)Uth uth ke kisi ka Intezar Kar ke dekhna, Tum kabhi kisi se Pyar Kar ke dekhna, Kaise toot te hai mohbbaton ke Rishte, Galtiyan kabhi 2-4 kar ke dekhna, Zindagi ka falsafa samjhna hai to, Barish mein Kachi deewar khadi karke dekhna, Nafrat ho jaye gi tumhe bhi is duniya se, Mohabbat kisi se beshumar kar ke dekhna.......!!! 

40)Hum to isliye kabhi padh nhi paye doston . . . . . . . . . . Humari janu 1st aati thi aur wo second aa jaye ye, hume gawara nhi tha Warna bande hum bhi 440 volt wale the 



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1)Chale Jaana Magr Thehro Zara, Is Pair Ki Sargoshiyan Sun Lo Ye Kehtaa Hai, K Aage Dhoop Hai, Tum Meri Chhaon Saath Le Jao, Hare Mausam Jb Aayenge, Me Tumko Khushbuen Bhejunga, Meri Shaakh Aankhen Barg Aansu Roeynge, Me Janta Hoon, Jb Hawa Hi Pr Bane To Phir Parinde Rokne Se Ruk Nahi Paate, Chale 

Jaana, Magr Thehro Zara, Ye Lawn Tm ko Yaad Krta Hai, Yahan Shaam Ka Suraj Or Hamare Geet Ki Lai Aaj Tanhai Hai, Tumhare Qehqahon K Phool Soukhi Tehnion P Jhulte Hain, Titliyan Basi Dhuno Par Raqs Karti Hain, Sadaayen Bujh Gayi Hain, Door Tak 

Ye Dhoop Hi Dast-E-Dua Hai, Or Hawaeen Narm Lafzon Ki Tarah Koi Duaa Tashkeel Deti Hai, Chale Jaana, Magr Thehro Zara, Ye Dar Ye Deewar Judai Ki Lughat Hai, In Pe Likhe Lafz Ko Parh Lo, K In Bosedaah Deewaron Ki Aankho Mein Tmhare Aks Roshan Hain, Inhe Achhi Tarah Dekho, K Ik Din Tm Inhi Akson Ki Jaanib Lautna Chahoge, Lekin Waapsi K Saare Raaste Band Paoge, Chale Jana, Magr Thehro Zara, Par Kya?????? Thek Hai Chale Jaiye. Chale jaiye... 


2)Socha Tha Ki Hum Tumhe Toot Kar chahenge Tumko Chaha Bhi Bahut Aur Hum Toote Bhi Bohut P Socha Tha Ki Hum Khushbu Bankar Rahenge Hum Mehke Bhi Bahut Aur Bikhre Bhi Bahut P Socha Tha Ki Hamesha Tumhare Dil Me Rahenge Dil Toota Aur Mere Armaan Nikle Bhi Bahut P Socha Tha Ki Tumse Pyar Karna Sikh lenge Aur Humne Tumhara Naam Kagaz Pe Likha Bhi Bahut.  

3)Meri kismat ke har ek panne pe Mere jeete ji baad marne ke Mere har ik kal har ik lamhe me Tu likh de mera usey..P Har kahaani me saare qisson me Dil ki duniya ke sacche rishton me Zindagani ke saare hisso mein Tu likh de mera usey.P Aye Khuda aye Khuda jab bana uska hi bana Aye Khuda aye Khuda jab bana uska hi bana.. 

4)Woh kehti hai Mere hathon ki mehndi meinP Meri ankhon ke kaajal mein Mere honthon ki laali mein P Meri zulfon ke aanchal mein Jane jaan Har ek cheez adhoori hai P Ke jese Tum mere bina Aur Mein tere bina 

5)Rukhsat Hua To Meri Baat Maan Kar Gaya Jo Us K Paas Tha Wo Mujhe Daan Kar GayaP Bichra Wo Is Ada Se K Rutt Hi Badal Gayi Ek Shakhs Saary Shehr Ko Weraan Kar GayaP Dil-Chasp Waqia Hai K Kal Ek Aziz Dost Apny Mafad Par Mujhe Qurban Kar GayaP Kitni Sudhar Gayi Hai Judai Mein Zindagi Wo Bewafai Kar K Mujh Par To Ehsaan Kar GayaP Main Baat Baat Pe Kehta Tha Jisko JAAN .... Wo Shakhs Aakhir Mujhe Be-Jaan Kar GayaP 

6)Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye… Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo… Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein… Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… 

7)Bara dushwaar hota hai Zara sa faisla kerna Ke Jeevan ki kahani ko Bayan-e-be-zubani ko kahan se yaad rakhna hai Kahan se bhool jana hai kise kitna batana hai Kis se kitna chupana hai Kahan ro ro ke hasna hai Kahan hans hans ke rona hai Kahan awaz deni hai Kahan khamosh rehna hai Kahan rasta badlna hai Kahan se lout ana hai Bara dushwaar hota hai Zara sa faisla kerna 

8)Mujhse kaha khuda ne:- Mat kar intazar is janam me. Uska milna mushkil hai. . Mene Bhi kah diya:- Lene de maza intazar ka. Agle janam me to mumkin hai. . Fir usne kaha:- Mat kar itna pyaar bahut pachtaayega. . Muskura ke mene kaha:- dekhte han tu kitna meri rooh ko tadpaayega. . Fir usne kaha:- Chal tujhe jannat ki hoor se milaata hu. . Mene kaha aa niche, dekh mere pyaar ka muskurata chehra, jise me jannat ki hoor bhulata hu. . Naraaz khuda ne kaha:- Mat bhool apni oukaat, tu sirf ek insaan hai. . Mene bhi keh diya:- To mila de mujhe mere pyaar se, or saabit kar de ki tu hi bhagwan hai...!! 

9)Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay, Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h, Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat, Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay, Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty, Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay, Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat, Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay, Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum, Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay, Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary? Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay 

10)Dil udhaas hai bahut koyi paigaam hi likh do Tum apna naam na likho, gum-naam hi likh do Meri qismat mein gham-e-tanhayi hai lekin Tamaam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do ... Zuroori nahi ki mil jaaye sukoon har kisi ko Sare-e-bazm na aao magar benaam hi likh do Ye jaanta hoon ki umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai Magar pal do pal, ghadi do ghadi, mere naam hi likh do Chalo hum maan lete hai ke sazaa ke mustahiq thahre hum Koyi enaam na likho koyi ilzaam hi likh do..............!!!!!! 

11)Juda hone ka andesha’ juda honE se pehle tha, Wo mujh se intehai khush’ khAfa hone se pehle tha, Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha, Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha… 

12)Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye… Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo… Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein… Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… 

13)Rukhsat Hua To Meri Baat Maan Kar Gaya Jo Us K Paas Tha Wo Mujhe Daan Kar GayaP Bichra Wo Is Ada Se K Rutt Hi Badal Gayi Ek Shakhs Saary Shehr Ko Weraan Kar GayaP Dil-Chasp Waqia Hai K Kal Ek Aziz Dost Apny Mafad Par Mujhe Qurban Kar GayaP Kitni Sudhar Gayi Hai Judai Mein Zindagi Wo Bewafai Kar K Mujh Par To Ehsaan Kar GayaP Main Baat Baat Pe Kehta Tha Jisko JAAN .... Wo Shakhs Aakhir Mujhe Be-Jaan Kar GayaP 

14)Merey Barey Main Hawaoon Se Wo Kab Pochey Ga... Khak Jab Khak Main Mil Jaye Gi Tab Pochey Ga... Gher Basaney Main Khatra Hai K Gher Ka Malik ... raat Main Dair Se Aaney Ka Sabbeb Poche Ga... Apna Ghum Sab Ko Batana Hai Tamasha Karna... Hal -e-dil Us Ko Sunain Gey Wo Jab Pochey Ga... Jab Bicherna Bicherna Bhi To Hanstey Howey Jana Warna... Her Koi Rooth K Janey Ka Sabeb Pochey Ga... Hum Ne Lafzoon K Jahan Daam Lagey Baich Dia... Dhair Pochey Ga Hameein Ab Na Adab Pochey Ga 

15)Mujh Se Mat Pooch K kiyon Aankh Jhuka Li Maine Teri Tasveer Thi Tujh Se Hi Chupa Li Maine, Jis Pe Likha Tha K Tu Mere Muqdar Mein Nahi Apne Mathay ki woh Tehreer Hi Mita Li Maine, Ghere Rehti Hai Mujhko Ek Anokhi khushbu Teri Yaadon Se Har Ek Saans Sajaa Li Maine, Jis K Sheron ko wo Sun K Bohot Roya Tha Bas Wohi Ek Gazal Sab Se Chupaa Li Maine... 

16)Mujhe Ab nend ki Talaash Nahii.... Raaton Tak Jaagna Acha Lagta hai.... Mujhe Nahii Malum K Wo Meri Kismat Me hAi Ya Nahii... Magar KHuda Se Usy Mangna Accha Lagta hai... Pata Nahin Mujhe Haq H Yaa Nahii, Pr Uski Parvah Krna Acha Lagta h.. Usy Pyar Karna Sahi Hai Ya nahi, Per Is Ehsas Mein Jeena Acha Lagta Hai..? Kabhi Hum Sath HOge Yaa Nahii, Par Yeh Khwaab Dekhna Acha Lagta hai... Wo Mera Hai Yaa nhii, Per Usy Apna Kahna Achaa Lagta Hai... 

17)Sad English Poems So Long For Now You look so peaceful lying there With your hands folded upon your chest. You look like you are sleeping But you are at eternal rest. So Long For Now. Not a hair out of place, Your make-up nicely done, A beautiful smile upon your lips - For now you are with Absalom. When someone special passes on It does not mean they are gone, Though they are no longer with us Their memory still lives on. It hurts so much to lose a friend - Especially one that is trustworthy and kind. Nan Legge, you were that special friend, A rare and special find. 

18)Silence builds an awful wreckage of a girl It feeds on loneliness and creates a void Gray shadows haunt and torment and torture A teenager is stricken and destroyed There is no sound of laughter or happiness here The little one has thrown in the towel today Somber, melancholy moods decay the soul It is futile to hope and dream and 

pray Emptiness builds a home in this woman In this girl, this child where hollows have bred A deepening sea of nowhereness consumes And eats away at every connecting thread Confusion feeds like a savage inside her, Leaving nothing considered worthy remains Destined to walk through life less ordinary Alone, exiled, different and disdained. 

19)Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love. 

20)Your beauty intoxicates all you encounter, Yet you fail to notice, This is your blunder, You've had a rough time, Though now it is over, But yet you continue clinging to what is left over, And in doing this your depression grows deeper, Pulling you apart at the seams, Causing you to unravel and fall to you knees, Pondering desperately: "How much worse can it be? " To ease your mind of 

your terrible burden, You bargain with Satan (as if he cares), Giving you a release, in turn for your soul: That you believe tarnished and not worth much at all, When all of your friends have been with you till now, But here comes the crossroads up ahead, They give you a choice: "Stand tall or fall down." You have your beauty and charm, Your intelligence and grace, Good friends and your health, What more does it take for you? 

21)Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care. 

22)I keep waiting for the phone to ring Yet I know it won't be you; I try to fill my life with busyness Yet all I do is think of you. What became of us And all our dreams and plans; How could you turn and walk away As I watched our castles turn to sand? Do you never even miss me Don't you long to caress my face; How could you forget so easily And You I can't erase? I want to be in your arms again To see the laughter in your eyes; But I guess the joke's on me And Oh! Was I surprised! 

23)She remembers it all, All the people who had said They cared, but did they really? She remembers it all, The sound of laughter and How happy she'd been, but was she really? She remembers it all, His arms around her and He said "I love you," but did he really? She remembers it all, The pain she'd felt when he left, How her heart ached, but was it really? She remembers it all, The feeling of being so alone, The feeling no one cared, but did they really? But now they'll remember her, Staring at the knife in her hand How easy to slit her wrists, but will she really? 

24)At first, remember how you promised? It would be soft and tender, A loving feeling to remember. But, instead . . . You made me feel like a whore, My body laid out in front of your eyes to adore. And I wondered how this could be, We were finally together, you and me. I was only a piece of flesh, No loving thing, And that was the night this angel was stripped of her wings. You hurt me, caused pain And what was I to gain? This tiny life that is 

inside, When I found out I could have died. Something that once had the chance to be so sweet, Turned out to be nothing to you but a piece of meat. The pain I felt, My heart you made melt. This pain can never be recovered, Because I will always have a reminder of my first lover. Something he will not see for a while. He does not know that we made a child. 

25)My belt loosens slowly. Reminders of you stay fresh in murky ponds of suffocating tadpoles. Wake me in the morning, when the sun shines again. It's frightening when all I know falls apart. And all I know is you. Hunger squeezes me tighter. My soul sags with exhaustion. Ashtrays fill with sleepless nights. Weeping intensifies my anxiety. Can tomorrow come without you... here today? The cheap chandelier falls on my face. The rose filled lamp explodes in my hands. Pain is unrecognizable. All I knew was you.

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14)Today's Whatsapp Conversation !! Me: Hi.. She: hi.. Me: Whats your Name ? She: Palak, and you ? Me: Paneer.. *BLOCKED* 

15)Japan main 2 dost they.... 1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam tha “wo” Ek din “jo” ke pas Jinn aa gaya “jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di “wo” bhag kar aya to Jinn ko dekh kar “wo" marr gya ; bus usi din se hi kehte hein… ; ; ; ; ; . “. 

16)Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi... . . Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.. . . . Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal rakhne lagi.. . . . Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne laga.. . . . Samay pe khana, sona, 

uthna, dr. ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.. . . Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.. . . . Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya.. ?? . . . . Post martam ki report aayi to pataa chala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein'Namak'tha... . . . Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.. ?? 

17)A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,"What's going on?" , and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, wo un sab pe petrol dal kr aag laga dege. so, We're going from car to car, collecting donations. "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres." 

18)Ek raat ek Engineer ne Chand se poocha ki, Ae chaand Bata mera mehboob kesa dikhta hai .. ?? . . . Chand bola:" Beta dekh.. Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon Doosri baat ye ki itni upar se Kya ghanta dikhta hai ? Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log zameen tak hi Rakho, chand tak mat lao 

19)Railway Station Warning Board: . . . . . . . . . . Rail Ki Patri Par 
Baith Kar Potty Na Karein. Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada Dhote Hain, Kisi Din Picchwade Se Haath Dho Baithenge" 

20)Old but Awesome..... . Once in a soap industry in Japan, The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box. . To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line. . Same problem occurred in India.. What did they do? Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away! 

21)Yaad aa gayi UDHAM SINGH sher di , seene vich josh hanniyo bhadkke , 'kaumaan' ne bachayian jandiya ' sooli ' chaddke . . . Shaheed Sardar Udham Singh nu kot kot parnaam ! 

22)Jatt Mirze de vangu soch rakhde aa aapan avein ranjhe vangu kan parvaiye naa, heeran hor vi batheriya ne sade layi crazy avein ikk piche zindagi gavaiye naa.... 

23)Pyar wale dive si jo, tere naal mein baal baitha.. Yadan wala tail paa ke, Ajj takk balda haan... Dulde hoye hanjua nu, Akhiya de chati pa ke... Palka di rassi nal , aje tayi khagal da haan... Rukde hoye sahan nal, Aasan wali sangha pa ke.. Zindagi nu daga deno, Aje takk taalda haan... Zindgi nu daga deno, Aje takk taalda haan... 

24)Patte Patte nu jod ke phull banda, te ehna phullan de mel nu haar kehnde ne, Do dilan nu jod ke Rooh bandi, te ehna roohan de mel nu pyar kehnde ne... 25)mere sahan ch vi tu mere rahan ch vi tu jehde ajj takk kite main gunaha ch vi tu tere muhre aa ke dil ho janda majboor ve oh dil tutt jana aa saah mukk jana aa metho ikk pal vi na yaara hovin door ve.. 

26)ਬਾਰ Baar ਘਰ Tere ਮਾਰਦਾ Ae ਗੇੜੇ Maapean ਦਾ Putt ਘਰੋਂ Baahr ਹੋ Gaya_ Kudian ਤਾਂ Sohnian ਨੇ Hor Vi ਬਹੁਤ Par ਸਾਨੂੰ Tere ਨਾਲ Pyar ਹੋ Gaya_ 

27)Tu door sahi majbur sahi Sanu doori vi manjur sahi, Asin teri pyari surat nu Dil apne vich vasawange, Je pyar hai dooja naa Rabb da, Tainu Rabb to vadh ke chahvange 

28)Dil Wich Teri Yaad Sajjna Akhkhan Wich Tera Khawab Sajjna ♥ Tenu Yaad Kare Bina Neend Vi Nahi Aaundi Sadi Akh Tere Khawab Di Mohtaj Sajjna ♥ 

29)Oh mainu pyar kare , main osde layi khaas ban jawa♥♥________ oh mange paani , main osdi pyas ban jawa♥♥________ oh mainu yaad kare, main osda ehsaas ban jawa♥♥________ oh kadhe moohon bol' main osdi awaz ban jawa♥♥________ oh soche mere bare , main osdi akhiyan da khwab ban jawa♥♥________ oh mainu chah ke bhull v na sake , ajeha main________ osde leyi ik raaz ban jawa___ 

30)DOSTI Karo Na Kade vi ANJAAN banke PYAR aina karo ke MAR KE Vi Jinda rahiye pehchan banke, JAAN kehna kise nu koi sokhi gal nhi KYUNKI rehna painda E JAAN Di JAAN banke.

                                 

                                  LOVE STORY

Hi Mera Naam Ronit hai. mai aap sabko apni love story batana chata hu. bat 2009 ki hai mai jaha job karta tha wahi pe ek ladki v job karti thi uska nam pinky tha. mai use humesa dekhta tha or man hi man like karta tha o bahut hi simple thi kisi se jada bat nahi karti thi. kavi lift mai to kavi cantin mai milti o but kavi bat nahi hota tha. mai jis company mai tha waha mai ek achche post mai tha. ek din o ladki mere pass aayi or puchi sir mujhe medical k bare kuch janna hai to maine sara kuch bola usko. kuch din aisa hi chalta gaya mera ek frnd hai jiska name mukesh hai ek din pata chala mukesh ka sister hai pinky. kavi kavi mukesh k mu se pinky ka hal chal pata chal jata tha bas aisa hi chalta gaya kuch din. ek din pinko ko pata chal gaya ki mai mukesh ka frnd hu to o mukesh se mera phon no. mangi or phone ki SIR MAI PINKY BOL RAHI HU BHAIYA SE AAPKA NO. MILA MUJHE. OR MUJHE MEDICAL K BARE KUCH JANNA HAI. to humlogo ka bat usi waqt se start ho gaya kavi kavi o phone karti thi to kavi mai v phon karta tha par humesa medical ya job ko le k hi bat hota tha 4/5 mnt se jada bat nahi hota tha . ek din maine socha chalo aaj pinky se thora bat kar lu. to maine phone kiya or bat kar raha tha to bato bato mai pata chala o apni maa papa ki ek hi beti hai mukesh to bur ka mu bola bhiya tha. to isi trha humlogo ka bat hota gaya . fir dhire dhire jada bat hota gaya. ek din usne mujhe ghar bula k apni maa or papa se milaya bahut achche log the. to tab se unka ghar ana jana laga rehta tha mera pinky k ghar wale bahut mante the mujhe. isi trah kuch month chalta gaya humlog bahut achche dost ban gaye ek dusre ko like v karte the ek din maine use bola ratko phon mai ki pinky ek bat bolna chahta hu plz bura mat manna or frnbsip mat torna sunne k bad. o ok boli. fir maine use I LOVE U BOLA. o kuch repli nahi ki sirf itna boli mai soch k bolungi. par o kuch nahi bolti thi 5/6 din ho gaya mai uska ans ka wait karta gaya or ek din mai fir se usse pucha pinky mera us din ka bat ka koi ans nahi diya .to boli mai kisi se love nahi kar sakti mai ek garib ghar ki larki or bahut simple hu hum sirf frnd reh sakte usse jada kuch nahi to mai man gaya or hum sirf frnd hi rahe kuch month aisa hi chala gaya . fir ek din rat ko 2 baje mujhe o phone ki, mai soch raha tha yaar itna ratko ko pinky ka kya huaa jo phon ki to jaise hi hello bola maine to pinky ki maa thi phon mai boli beta mai pinky ki maa bol rahi hu pinky ka tabiyat bahut kharab ho gaya hai hospital mai admit karna hoga to kya tum aav aa sakta hai. mai gari nikal k turant uska ghar gaya. mere ghar se uska ghar adha ghanta lagta hai jane mai. fir hum sab pinky ko hospital le k gaye pinky 3din hospital mai tha to mai v 3 din usi k sath hospital mai tha pura khayal rakha pinky ka. kuch din mai o thik v ho gayi. fir kuch month aisa hi gaya ek din rat ko pinky ne phone kar k khud boli us din ka ans dena hai maine hai bola. to o I LOVE U TOOO boli mai ye sun k bahut khus hogaya 1 yr k bad usne reply ki. bahut achcha lag raha tha hum eksath the ghumna firna masti karna bahut achcha life kat raha tha . maine apne maa ko v bata diya ki pinky se mai love karta hu or sadi v usi se karna chata hu maa ne hai bol diya aisa hi din par hota gaya. mai jada aamir nahi hu bas job karta tha salary thik thak tha 15000 milta tha. ek din ratko 12 baje pinky phon ki boli agar tum mujhse love karte ho to kal subha mere maa or papa se aa ke bat karo o log mera sadi kahi or kara rahe hai. maine pinky ko bahut samjhaya ki dekho mai aav sadi nahi kar sakta hu kuch din jane do o nahi mani boli agar kal aap mere maa papa se bat nahi karoge to mai jahar kha lungi, kal subha 10 baje tak aapko aana hai. fir next day mai uska ghar gaya. jaise hi andar gaya to dekha pinky ka maa akeli ghar pe thi mai to bahut dara huaa tha pata nahi kya bolegi jharu se kahi maregi to nahi. fir maine darte darte bola unty ji mai or pinky ek dusre se love karta hu or sadi karna chata hu. bas itne mai hi pata nhi kaha se pinky k papa,mama,mami,chacha chachi nana or pata nhi kon tha bahut log the itna logo ko dekh k mera or halat kharab hogaya. aisa lag raha tha jaise mai kbc ka hot sit mai baitha hu .bari bari sab qus kar raha tha.TUMHARA SALARI KITNA HAI? APNA GHAR HAI YA NAHI ?BAHAN KA SADI HUAA KI NAHI?PAPA KYA KARTE HAI MAA KYA KARTI HAI BHAI KYA KARTA HAI TUM PINKY KO KHUS KAISE RAKHEGA?bahut sara qus 2hr tak aisa hi chalta gaya fir last mai man gaya. bola 1 yr k bad tumlogo ka sadi kara denge pinky or mai bahut khus tha mai v ab kam me man laga liya sadi jo karna tha sab kuch achcha hi ja raha tha 3 month k bad ek din pinky se bat kar raha tha to pata chala pinky ki maa kolkata ja rahi kisi kam se jo hum 2no ko pata nahi tha . us dinwednesday tha thusday ko anty ghar aayi or mujhe phon kar k boli ki pinky sadi sunday ko hai kolkata mai tum usko bhul jao or kavi phon mat karna 4 din k andar pinky ka sadi ho gaya or mai samajh hi nahi paya kya huaa kyu huaa kuch samajh mai nahi aaya mere se kya galti huaa kuch bolne ya karne ka moka hi nahi mila or mera pura life bikhar gaya sare sapne tut gaye or aaj tak samajh nahi aaya o kya tha us din k bad aaj tak pinky mujhe na mili hai na phon ki. mai ab v uska phon ka wait karta hu mujhe sirf ek hi qus karna hai mera kya galti tha………. dosto ye story sachchi hai jo mere sath huaa hai.

 1)Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe, Badi duao se paya hai tujhe, Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe 

2)Us Dil Sai Pyar na karo jo tumhe dard dai. Par us Dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumse Pyar kare. Kyuki tum Dunia k liye koi ek ho. Par kisi ek k liye sari Dunia ho… 

3)Jabse tumko dekha hai, Ek leher si ooth rahi hai mann mein mere, Kyu dil yeh mera bekaraar hai, Kya yeh sirf mere dil ki pukaar hai, Ya isi ka naam pyaar hai 

4)Ishq me maut se darta kaun hai, pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun hai. Aapke liye to puri duniya hai kurbaan, aur aap kehte ho ki aapki fikr karta kaun hai… 

5)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na pana hamari majboori hai Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai… 

6)Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai 

 7)Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…. 

8)Nazar Chahti Hai Deedar Karna, Dil Chahta Hai Pyaar Karna, 
Kya Bataoon Is Dil Ka Aalam, Nasib Me Likha Hai Intezar Karna…

9)Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein.. ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai.. iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein 

10)Bite pal phir la nahi sakte, Sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte, Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte, Par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte … 

11)Na Door Mujhse Jaya Karo, Dil Tadap Jata Ahi Hamesha Tere Khyaalon Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawaal Poochha Tha Tumse.. Tumhe Bhi Mera Khyaal Aata Hai Kya Door Rehkar… 

12)Aankhon Mein Basi Hai Pyari Soorat Teri Aur Dil Mein Basa Hai Tera Pyaar Chahe Tu Kabool Kare Ya Na Kare Humein Rahega Tera Intezaar! 

13) Ek Hi Duniya Mein Rehte Hain Par Mil Kyon Nahi Pate Hain? Aapse Kahin Ache Aapke Sms Hain Jo Mobile Mera Mehkaate Hain… 

14)Ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi.. Zindagi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi.. Samajh mai aaye to humein bhi batana k.. Kyun kerti hain yaadein preshaan kabhi kabhi. 

15)Bite pal phir la nahi sakte, Sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte, Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte, Par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte …

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