Adhuri Si Yaad Banke

Hi Dosto mai Rohan hu mai  aap sab se meri adhuri si love story share krna chahti hun , I love to a boy very much and he also loves me a lot from last 4 years , hmari love story sb logo ki trha chal rhi thi ,roz roz bat krna phone pe. ldna, kbhi kbar milna. but freindship se pehle hi maine use keh diya tha ki hm tab tak sirf dost rhenge jb tak shadi nhi hota. or shadi krenge agr mere parents raji honge to. kyonki mere ghar ka earning sorce sirf main hun. or decide kiya tha ki shadi ke bad bhi unki help krungi.but agar pehle hi unke against ja ke shadi krungi to wo mujhse koi rishta nhi rkhenge. Apr2013 me jb maine apni mother se hmari shadi ki bat ki to unhone saf inkar kr diya kyonki na wo hmari cast ka nhi hai or na hi hmare status ka na mere jitna pdha likha or maine apne parents ko nhi chod skti thi islia usse rishta tod diya ,. bhut mushkil se use smjhaya or apne aap ko bhi . yad hai wo din jab usne mere samne marne ki bat ki. dil to kr rha tha ki khud ko khatam kr du but majburio me ghiri hui thi ghar ki responcibilty, sister ki pdhai etc. jaise taise 15 din ro ro ke kt gay. miane usse kha ki wo 1 sal wait kr le taki maine uhe mna skun but usne kha ki wo wait nhi kr skta or hm dono ne ak dusre ko chodne ka fesla le liya. fir kuch dino bar uska phone aaya ki uska rishta ho gya hai ak ldki se jo khin job krti hai or achi salary leti hai and we dicide to forget each other, but I called him as only friend sometime, now I came to know that he is getting married in Feb2014, and that girl leaves in PG. he also leaves in another pg, but before marriage they are going to live together, wo dono shadi se pehle hi ak sath rehne wale hai. Wo ldka khush hai uske sath or main chahti bhi yehi hunmain apne aap ko smjha hi nhi pa rhi hun ki ab wo mera nhi hai . but ab kai bar lgta hai ki shayad hm dono me scha pyar nhi tha .otherwise shayad itni jaldi wo kisi ke sath itna ghul mil nhi skta tha. but jo bi hai wo khush hai. or uski khishi se tsli hai mujhe . but dil nhi krta kisi or se shadi krne ka. main ak hi bat kehti hun sb se ki pyar kbhi mt kro ye pehle to khushi deta hai but bad main sirf dard deta hai. 1)India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!! 

2)Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du? 

3)Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” 

4)A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. 

5)Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai. 

6)Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, 

face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi Define boy!! The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask : “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?” Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya.. Boys alwayz rocks… 

7)Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d 

8)Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi. 

9)Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi “O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…” Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur bola himmat hai to aage Gaa.. 

10)Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

11)kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai : 

12)Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) 

13)Lines by School boy… Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, Just to See her.. N then realize that, . . . . . Im holding a pen..!! 

14)HUMBLE REQUEST.. He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy.. Now he needs our help.. Please save Vijay Mallya.. Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess.. 

15)Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!! 

16)Hard fact about youngsters, . . . . . . . . . . They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room’ 

17)What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! 

18)Edison Had Rightly Said: A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer.. Now We Know.. . . . . . . . . Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 

19)Hardest job in the world: . . . . Police sketch artist in CHINA. 

20)Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! 

21)Bura mat suno. Bura mat dekho. Bura mat bolo. I did not know ‘Bura’ was Manmohan singh’s nickname. 

22)Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai. 

23)Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . khud kitne bade kaminey honge par larki shareef chahiye….. 

24)Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na ! 

25)If movies wear made by drinkers, it would be named- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen par. 

26)Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? 1. I Love u. 2. Aapki kasam. 3. U r my 1st love. 4. Balance nahi hai. 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi. 6. Parents sath mein hai. 7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi. 

27)Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water! 

28)G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:- Innocent R:- Rone ki machine L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali. 1)The Extreme amount of Happiness and Pain can be felt only If you trust someone very Truly from Heart.! 

2)We always doubt the +ve but We are Quite willing to Accept the -ve If someone says 'I Love You' We Ask, 'REALLY?' But If someone says 'I HATE U' Do We Ever inquirE 'ARE YOU SURE? 

3)Pretending You're happy doesn't get you anywhere... and what's worse is that everyone starts believing it, Except You !! 

4)You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold onto the things that make you sad. 

5)Have you ever: Felt sad dat your dream wasn't real...;-( Tried to finish a dream by going back 2 sleep...:-O Charged your cell 4-5 mins because you thought it would make a difference...:-P Found money in your pocket you never thought you had...:-D Planned 

with your friends before you actually ask for your parents permission...;-) Tried 2 balance a light switch...:-x Sent a risky text 'n felt like eternity while waiting for the reply...:-> Made crazy scenarios in your head that won't actually ever happen...:-O Felt a moment of joy when you saw your crush smile at you...;-) 

6)Life is not about a handsome guy/girl by Your side, but about a kamina friend with whom you can discuss all shitt things about the handsme guy/girl, Its not about nokia Nseries, but about the last bettory present when you have to say something special to 

somebody, Its not about 10 hours work but about the 15mins Break, Its not about wishng a friend on birthday but about listning all gali's for forgetting it, Life is about all the small moments you live daily... The more you Enjoy Life the more Life gives you the reasons to Enjoy:-) 

7)Every Girl Wants A Guy Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie, Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold, Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh, Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is ! That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D  

8)A Real Relationship, Has Fights. Has Trust. Has Faith. Has Tears. Has Hurt. Has Sweet Smiles. Has Genuine Laughter. Has Snorts Because of the Laughter. Has Weird, Stupid, Unnecessary 

Arguments. Has Patience. Has Communication. Its where the man 'n women wouldnt even think of looking at someone else, Never keep anything from eachother.. Love them More 'n More every day, Get jealous 'n Through every argument still love eachotheR 

9)Never Say Good Bye To Someone Who Loves You, Never Say Thanx Who Really Needs You, Never Blame A Person Who Really Trust You, Never Forget A Person Who Think You As Life ..! 

10)If someone comes Into your life 'n becomes a part of you, But for some reason he couldn't stay, Don't cry too much... Just be glad that your paths crossed 'n some how he made you happy even for a while..!! 

11)Never search for a person whom you want ... Search for a person who wants you ... Don't care for those who ignore you ... Care for those who ignore others for you .. 

12)Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character... Walk in My Shoes, Walk The Path I Have Travelled, Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter… Remember, Everyone has a story...... When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. 

13)Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character... Walk in My Shoes, Walk The Path I Have Travelled, Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter… Remember, Everyone has a story...... When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. 

14)I've Made Mistakes in My Life. I've Let People Take Advantage of Me, 'n I Accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've Learned from My Bad choices 'n Even though there are some things I can never get back 'n People who will never be sorry, I'll know better 

next time 'n I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.. 

15)Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today Because When you give one you get one right back your way.. 

16)95 Days After My Birth, I Knew Who Is My Mom.. . 90 Days After My First Syllable, I Knew What Words Are.. . 30 Mins After My Loved One Left Me, I Knew What Tears Are.. . 25 Feet Off 

The Ground Over The Cliff, I Knew What Is It To Be Alive.. . 20 Days After My Dear one's Death I Knew That Life Must Go On.. . 3 Weeks After My Friend Left Me I Came To Know How Does It Feel To Be Alone.. . Every Single Fraction Of Time No Matter However You Divide, Teaches You Something.. . Experience Is 

The Only Way To Get Through This Life.. . Feel It. Live It. Face It.... Love People Unconditionally.. Because In Next Life You Wont Meet Me...!! 

17)Your Worst Behaviour Should Be Reserved For The Person Who Loves You The Most Because Somehow, No Matter What You Do.. That Person Will Still 'n Always Accept You As You Are.. ! 

18)When You Realize that you are valued by Someone.. When You Get Ready n Someone Says that you are Looking Good.. When Everyone Got Their Icecream Cups Except You 'n Someone Give You One's Own Cup.. When Someone Knows Your Favourite 

Songs 'n Play only dose songs When You are around.. When Someone Call You or Text you For No Reason.. When Someone is Excited to See you Everytime.. When Someone Tries to Find Reason To Talk To You.. So..... Whenever you Find that "Someone" Do VALUE Them 'coz Everybody Doesnt Get That Someone. 

19)During hug a girls head is always down because she consider the boy as her world and the boy head is always up so that no one dares to look at her sweet doll... 

20)We all have faults, but we must embrace them & accept them as part of us. It's what u do with that knowledge that makes u a better person 1)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye… 


2)Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai, Aur Ye Paalki Humne Bade Pyaar Se Sajayi Hai, Dua Hai Ye Hawa Tujhse Zara Dheere Chalna, Mere Pyaar Ko Badi Pyaari Neend Aayi Hai… 

3)Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… 

4)Zamane bhar ki bato me hame bhula mat dena, jab kabhi yaad aye to zara muskura dena, agar zinda rhe to milenge dost warna is bande ko bhool mat jana… 

5)Dosti ka rishta purana nahi hota, isse bada khajana nahi hota, dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai, kyuki isme koi pagal ya dewana nahi hota… 

6)Jannat main rehne waali pari ho tum meri jaan,meri zindigani ho tum yaro main beth ker jo suna tay hain meri jaan woh kahani ho tum… 

7)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai… 

8)Wafa Ka Dariyaa Kabhie Rukta Nahin Ishq Mein Premi Kabhi Jhukta Nahin Khamosh Hain Hum Kisi Ke Khushi Ke Liye Na Socho Ke Hamara Dil Dukhta Nahin! 

9)Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Dhadka Gaya Koi Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi , Hum To Anjanay Raston Pe Chal Rahay The Achanak Hi Pyar Ka Matlab Sikha Gaya Koi..! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

10)Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko, Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla, Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se, Par Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

11)Ek tumko hame yaad karneki fursat nahin, Ek hamko tumhe bhulane ki aadat nahin, Tumhe bhulake jiye bhi to kaise, Sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat bhi to nahin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

12)Yun to zindagi me ajeeb se mod aynege, Kabhi khushi to kabhi gam layenge, Rakhna hamesha khud ka khayaal, Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

13)Chandini rato me sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki mohabbat me koi bad naseeb rota hai, Khuda, kisi ko mohobbat me fida na kare, Agar kare to qyamat tak juda na kare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

14)Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti, Lafzon mein mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti, Mile jo pyar to kadar karna, Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

15)Dil ko dhadakne se pahale, Dost ko dosti se pahale, Pyar ko muhabt se pahale, Khusi ko gam se pahale aur ap ko 5 din pahale HAPPY Pongal 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

16)Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behos. Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, Ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

17)Log apno se rista bhi toud dete hai, Gairo ka daman tham lete hai, Hum to ek phool bhi na toud paye, Log to dil bhi kaise toud dete hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

18)Pyar ka deepak jala kar to dekho, Mohabbat ki duniya sasa kar to dekho; Tumhe ho na jaye mohbbat humse to kahna, Ek baar najare mila kar to dekho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

19)Humne bhi pyar kiya tha Thoda nahin bemeesaal kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gai, Jab wo hash kar bole, Are paagal maine to majak kiya tha; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

20)Wo mujhse najare milati rahi, Meri zindgi se khelti rahi, Nahi aai wo meri zindgi ki jheel me, Bas kinaare pe baith kar patthar fenkti rahi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

21)Hum yaad hai to thik hai, Varna bhula dena, Hui ho koi khata to saja dena, Vaise to hum kore kagaz ki tarah hai, Mann ho to kuchh likhana varna jala dena ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

22)Tum agar gulab hote to toud leta, Tum agar sawal hote to jawab deta, Log jaante hai ki main peeta nahin hoon, Phir bhi pi leta agar tum sharab hote ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

23)Mat pucho mere dil se tanhai me Kitne pegam likhata hu,din ko likhta hu, Raat ko likhta hu, subhah ko likhta hu, Shaam ko likhta hu, wo kalam bhi pagal ho gai Jisse tuhara naam likhta hu | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

24)Aakhe kabhi nam na ho, Zindagi me koi gum na ho, Daman khushiyo bhar jaye, Chahe un khushiyo hum shamil na ho. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

25)Tamnna se nahi tanhai se darte hai, Pyar se nahi rusbai se darte hai, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai, Par milan ke baad ki judai se darte hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

26)Hoth Hai Chalakta Zaam, Nigahen Hai Jaise Nasha Ki Pyali, Zulfen Hai Jaise Ghata Nirali, Ay Hasina,Teri Surat Hai Bholi Bhali, Sambhaal Ke Rakhna Isey, Warna Chura na Le Jaye Kahi, Teri He Gali Ka Mawaali.. 

27)Ruthane Ka Hak Aap Rakhte Hain Manane Ki Chahat Ham Rakhte Hain, Aapke Hoton Pe Muskurahat Yoon Hi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rab Se Hum Roz Karte Hai… 

28)Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge…. Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge… 

29)Dil Se Dur Jinhe Hum Kar Na Sake Paas Bhi Unhe Hum Kabhi Pa Na Sake Mita Diya Pyar Jisne Hamara Dil Se Hum Unka Naam Likh Kar Bhi Mita Na Sake… 

30)Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti, Zindagi aksar kuch paane ke liye nahi hoti, Yaad aksar aati hai aapki, Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti. 

31)Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai…  

32)Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi, Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai. Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai, Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai… 

33)Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai… 

34)Ishq me maut se darta kaun hai, pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun hai. Aapke liye to puri duniya hai kurbaan, aur aap kehte ho ki aapki fikr karta kaun hai… 

35)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na pana hamari majboori hai Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai… 

36)Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai… 

37)Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…. 

38)Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge, Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge, Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte, Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge… 

39)Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe, Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe, Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega, Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula Le Mujhe… 

40)Sapno Me Ek Pyara Dost Roz Aata Hai, Sath Guzre Har Pal Ki Yaad Dilata Hai… Dil Karta Hai Ye Lamha Yun Hi Ruka Rahe, Par Subah Hote Hi Khwab Toot Jata Hai.. ..:

Share And Comment on this

Pyar Purana Naya Nahi Hota

Hi my name is Neetu, . Mera phela or aakhri crush School life se hi mujhe aisa lagta tha ki koi to life mein ho jisse main pyar karu…even tab main pyar ka matlab bhi nahin janti thi…but when I was in 11std meri class mein ek ladka tha bahut smart, par main uski intelligency se impress thi . Dheere dheere main usse pasand karne lagi thi, wo jab bhi mere samne aata meri heart beats fast ho jati. Even hamari coaching class bhi same thi. To din ke almost time wo mere aas paas hi rahta subaha coaching se sham school ki chutti hone tak. Es dauran aisa bahut baar hota tha jab meri or usai najre milti thi main sharam ke mare edher udher dekhne lagti thi, per uski harkaton se aisa lagne lga tha ki wo bhi mujhe pasand karaa hai. Per hamari baat kabhi es se aage badi hi nahin. Next year ham 12th std mein aa gaye. Phir studies ka pressure, result ki tension. Mere dilo dimag pe es tarah uska nasha tha ki mera padane mein maan hi nahin lagta tha, ghanto nikal jate the uske bare mein sochte sochte, per itane din hone ke baad bhi jab bhi wo mere aas paas se gujarta tha to meri sasen ruk jati thi , heart beat fast ho jati thi. Hamari subah ki coaching class mein ghusate hi main sabse phale usse dekhti thi ki wo aaya hai ya nahin. Or jis din wo nahin aata tha mera maan nahin lagta tha even agar mujhe pta chal jata tha ki aaj wo school nahin aane wala hai to main bhi school nahin jati thi. Per ek chij maine notice ki thi 12th std mein aane ke baad ki wo bhi mujhe mud kar dekhta tha . Wo meri just aage wali seat pe baithata tha or coaching mein bhi mere diaganal mein baitha tha jaise ki wo mujhe dekh sake or kisi ko pta bhi na chale. Aab tak to meri best friends ko bhi maine kuch nahin btaya tha per pta nahin kyunwo dono mujhe uske naam se chidati thi. Maine un dono se poocha bhi per wo sirf hasti thi or kuch nahin. Per ye to un dono ne bhi notice kiya tha ki wo mujhe dekhta hai kabhi kabhi. per jaisa ki maine aap logo ko pahale hi btaya es se aage nahin gayi kabhi hamari story. Wo bahut intelligent tha or studies ke liye purly dedicated uski esi baat pe to mainfida thi. Hamare school mein 26 january ki celebration thi to ham dono ne dance mein participate kiya tha. Maine bahut koshish ki wo mera dance partner ban jai per jo sir the unhone sari ummido pe pani fer diya wo tha just mere next mein per main uski partner nahin thi. Aab April mein aa gaye 12th ki board exam yaha per bhi kismat ne dhokha diya. Wo meri hi class mein meri just aage wali seat pe tha per mere sath nahin. Mujhe bhagwan ne wahi indicate kar diya tha ki \” ye ladka tere samne jarur rhega per kabhi tere sath nahin\”. After that 12th ka result aa gya he was the 2nd topper of our school, and I was the losser. Mere bahut kam % bani thi. Aab to main ye bhi wish nahin kar sakti thi bhagwan se ki hamare collage same ho. Wo last din 12th std ka uske baad aaj taak maine use dekha bhi nahin hain. 4 saal ho gaye hain per aaj bhi wo kaha hai kaisa hai uski sari news rakhti hoon main apne friends ke through. Main aaj bhi usse bahut yaad karti hoon. Aisi bahut sari chooti chooti yaade judi hai uske sath sab share karna bhi impossible hai. 2 saal ham sath ek class, coaching mein the, but you will not belive muskil se 10-15 baar hi usne samne se mujhse baat ki ho. Mujhe aaj bhi nahin pta ki mujhse pyar karta bhi tha ya nahin. Per agar wo pyar nahin karta tha to aaj bhi wo sari information kyun rakhta hai. Mere friends’ ne mujhe btaya tha ki wo mere baare mein pooch rha tha. Aab to bas wo mera phela or aakhiri crush baan ke hi rah gya hai. I just wish good luck for him or bhagwan uski sari wish poori kare. PYAR mein usse jabardasti to karwa nahin sakti aab wo khus rahe bas etana hi wish karti hoon. !! ****************************************************** 

1)Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hai Nibhane Ke Liye, Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hai BhuL Jane Ke Liye..!! Pyar Karo To Aisa Karo Ke Dono Tadpe Ek Doosre Ke Paas Aane Ke Liye..!!! 

2)Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane tumhe koi aur dekhe to acha nahin lagta…. 

3)Koi Shayar Koi Faqir Ban Jaye, Apko Jo Dikhe Khud Tasveer Ban Jaye, Na Phoolon Ki Jarurat Na Kaliyo Ki, Aap Jaha Pair Rakh Do Wahi Kashmeer Ban Jaye… 

4)Tumhe Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon Aur Duniya Ko Bhoolaye Rakhta Hoon Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye Iss Liye Nazarein Jukaye Rakhta Hoon… 

5)Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko Khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai… 

6)Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge, Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee, Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge… 

7)Prarthana Aise Karni Chahiye Jaise Ki Sab Kuch Ishwaar Par He Nirbhar Hai.. Aur Kaam Aise Karna Chahiye Jaise Ki… Sab Kuch Hum Par He Nirbhar Hai… 

8)Na Koi Rah Asaan Chahiye Na He Hume Koi Pahichan Chahiye Ek He Chiz Mangte Hain Roj Bhagwaan Se Apnon Ke Chehre Pe Har Pal Pyari Si Muskaan Chahiye… 

9)Meri dua hai tu sabse nek seerat ho, teri tarah tera dil bhi khoobsoorat ho, dua se pahle mile tujhko jo tu chahe, ke khud dua ko teri haathon ki zaroorat ho.. 

10)Zindagi mein sada haste raho Hasna,zindagi ki zaroorat hai Zindagi jio to is andaaz mein ki tumhe dekhkar sabko lage Ye Zindagi kitni khubsurat hai..! 

11)Yu Naa Chup Betho Tum Kuch Baat Karo Mere Jazbaato Ka Tum Kuch To Khayal Karo Aao Mere Kareeb Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karo Haan Mujhe Pyaar Karo… 

12)Koi naraz hai hum se ke hum kuch likhte nahi, Kaha se laye lafz jab wo milte nahi, Dard ki zuban hoti to bata dete, Wo zakhm kese bataye jo dikhte nahi… 

13)Kabhi noton ke liye mare, Kabhi voton ke liye mare, Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare, Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev, Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare. 

14)khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D 

15)The most heart touching thought: “Lash paani par kyun tairti hai” . . . . . . . . . Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!! 

16)Important fact of our life:- Zindgi chhoti nahi hoti bus hamari khwaish bad jaati hai. usi tarah.. koi bura nahi hota bus soch badal jati hai. 

17)Takdeer ke rang kitane ajib hain, anjane rishte hain phir bhi kerib hain.. har kisi ko dost aap ke jaisa nahi milata muje aap mile hain, Ye mera naseb Hai.. 

18)1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai, Aur 1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai, Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai. 

19)Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai, Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai, Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!! 

20)Jawab jarur dena? Agar koi aapke saamne aapki lover ko I Love U kahe aur aapki lover haa karde to aap kya karo ge? Sba ko send karo aur shocking ANS suno.. Reply fast. 

21)Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko lalu ki akal, mayawati ki shakl, mulayam ki jawani, kalaam ke baal aur atal ki chal de.. Ab bhula k dekho. 

22)Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe, Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi, jab muh khulwaya to pta chala, Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.

23)Chalo so jate hain ab fir kisi sach ki talash mein. Kal fir, Subah uth kar phir is jhuthi duniya ka deedar karna hai. 

24)Ek bahut hi khubsurat line: Badlalti cheeze hamesha achchhi lagti hai. Par, Badlate hue Log nahi. So never change ur originality for any one. 

25)Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt, aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt, bus ek hi dar rehta hai..? . . . . . . . . . Koi utha na le. 


================================================================ 


1) Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujhko Yaqeen Phir Bhi Dil Chata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen Yunhi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Jab Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum Dharkano Mein Naya Rang Bharte Ho Tum Barha Kar Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahin Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam Tum Mujhko Na Bhulne Ka Waada Karo… 

2)Jo bani ho Mere lye Jis ke lye mai Jee raha hoon Jo kahe Hum saath hain Tere Jise dekhne k liye Tarap raha hoon Ek aisa hi Dildaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Aane se jis ke Phool bhi Sharma jaye Chalne se jis ke Hawa bhi Tham jaye Ho har Waqt rahe saath mai Mere Chahe saari Duniya Mujh se Rooth jaye 

Aisa hi kisi ka Aitbaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Jis ki ek Hansi k liye Mar jane ko Dil kare Jo kehde ek baar to Phir Jeene ko Dil kare Aisa hi Ek Humsafar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye Ek baar mili thi Mujhe woh Par pata nahi kaha kho gayi Ab agar mil jaye toh use kahi jane na doon Wohi khoya Yaar chahiye Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye 

3)aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal guzarti nahin hai, meri koi bhi pal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal woh manzil yahaan nahin milegi jise tujhe talash hai woh manzar yahaan nahin dikhega jo tere dil ke aas paas hai milti nahin hai mujhe yahaan koi bhi hal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal waise log yahaan nahin hai jinko dhund raha hai tu yahaan log waise nahin hai jinse jud raha hai tu na banegi yahaan mere sapno ka mahal mujhko yahaan se le chal aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal 

4)Wo Boli, Dil Ko Koi Beyaqeeni Hai Muhabbat Me Mai Bola, Thik Hai Per Ishq To Imaan Hota Hai Wo Boli, Arzoain Dil Ke Andar Bain Karti Hai Mai Bola, Thik Hai Mujh Ko Sunayi Dete Rahete Hain Wo Boli, Hum To Jaise Ek Musalsil Dukh Ke Qaidi Hain Mai Bola, Thik Hai Ye Zindagi Dukh Ka Tasalsul Hain Wo Boli, Koi Shab To Khab Me Bhi Khab Aate Hain Mai Bola, Thik Hai Kuch Hasraten Aise Bhi Kartin Hain Wo Boli, Bareshon Me Aur Ziyadh Jaan Silagti Hai Mai Bola, Thik Hai Ye Aag Pani Ke Masael Hain Wo Boli,Raat Kion Mushkil Se Katti Hai Judai Me 

Mai Bola, Waqt To Kaifiyaton Ka Naam Hota Hai Wo Boli, Chahaton Me Dard Ke Rahene Ki Qahish Kion Mai Bola, Dard Ke Mare Howoon Ko Chain Mil Ta Hai Wo Boli, Ruh Ki Aasoodgi Ko Kiya Zaroori Hai Mai Bola Ruh Ko Aaloodgi Achchi Nahi Lagti Hai Wo Boli, Chand Ki Aur Chandni Ki Kiya Kahani Hai Mai Bola, Aadam O Hawwa Ki Chahat Ki Nishani Hai… 

5)Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar 

6)Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar 

7)Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye.. Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe… Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe… Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to….. Bhoot 

bankar darayenge tumhee… Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar Mere dost seeti bajane lage Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use 

8)Apno se juda kar deti hai, Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai, Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se. Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai, Phir bhi iska intzaar hai, Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai, Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai. Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai, Kabhi humse nazar churati hai. Palkon se isko chakhte hain, Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain, Itni nazakat hai zindgi se, Humko 

mohabbat hai zindgi se. Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye, Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye. Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai, Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai. Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi, kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli, Itni shararat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Door ye ho to ghum hota hai, Pass ho to iska karam hota hai. Khud apni marzi se chalti hai, Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai. 

Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain, Mann hi mann ye sochte hain, Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se. Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain, Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain. Har pal humko nahi hai roka, Thoda humko bhi deti mouka. Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein, Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein, Itni izazat hai zindgi se. Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se 

9)Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kab miloge? Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kis se darte ho? Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai? Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa… 

10)Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte 

11)Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke… 

12)Haath mein usko kalam ka aana achchha lagta hai, usko bhi school ko jaana achchha lagta hai. bada kar diya ghardish ne waqt se pehle warna, sar pe kisko bojh uthana achchha lagta hai… 

13)Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki, Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki, Beshak apni manzil tk jana h, Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki… 

14)Khusbo’n Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Mein Pyar Apna Basane Ka Waada Karo Rang Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hai Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Waada Karo Hai Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujhko Yaqeen Phir Bhi Dil Chata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen Yunhi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Jab Mohabbat 

Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum Dharkano Mein Naya Rang Bharte Ho Tum Barha Kar Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahin Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam Tum Mujhko Na Bhulne Ka Waada Karo… 

15)Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Pappu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the 

bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Pappu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?” “Appraisal ke 

laddu se buddu banate ho” “Promotion do warna chala jaunga” “Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga” Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat” “Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas” “Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai” “Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai” “Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga” “Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga” 

16)Aankho se bahe jai woh Moti kehlate hain, Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti. Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai, hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai. ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah, ya sahara banasakte hai . Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai jo aaj kisi ke 

ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi. Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai. &nkisi ke chale jane se Yaad aati hai Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the. Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko 

jante huwe bhi Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the. Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye. Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne. Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.” Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai? 

Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya? Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai? Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin, Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai. Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah , Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe 

, Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen] baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala. Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye . Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai , I have one surprise for you jaan. Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ” Heena: par kya bataiye to zara… Asif : abhi nahi.intezar 

kariye ga aap humara . ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena. se jaana chate hai , kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,? kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai? Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte. Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss 

se pahele uss ko rukdo. Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye zindagi me behad khushiya milegi. Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai. Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye. Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega , Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo.. Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi 

hai ,Allah! ye sab kaise aur kab huwa . ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen. Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya. HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu. Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya? khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se to gam ki andheri raat chagai. Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya. Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha, Gahene jo uss ki 

khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the. Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi , To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera… Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn. Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai. Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai? kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga? Yaa 

gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ? jaan de de woh apne? Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai . Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai . Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi. uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede. Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko 

aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai.. Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai. Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare. Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de . Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai. Aur Allah bhi Khush hota . Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga Henna ke life me kya huwa .

Share And Comment on this

Jise Chaha Vo Mila Nahi

hi frd mera naam Mohit hai .ye meri real love story hai. Mera pehla payar jo mujhe na mil saka. Mujhe pehla payar jb main 7th class main tha to mujhe meri classmate se payar ho gya wo bi mujhe dil se chahti ti main bi use chahta tha wo mere siva kisi dusre ldke se bt tk ni krti ti main uspe itna viswas krta tha. Ye frdship hmari chlti rhi hm daily raat raat tk msg krte rhte or hm daily schul jate thy or schul se bunk bi ni marte thy schul main milte thy or apas main bt krte thy. Fir kch esa hua vo kch dino se schul ni aai or na hi mujhe msg krti ti jb main use cal krta to uska fon swich of btata. Fir ek din main uske ghr side gya to mera muh khula ka khula reh gya or main ro k bi ni ro sakta tha main vha se bhagte bhagte sidha ghr aya or rone lga kyuki wo mujhe hmesha k liye chod k chli gai ti. Usne suside kr lia tha mujhe uske naam se bi nafrat hone lgi mujhe ek br apne dil ki bt share krti uske ghr main vo or uski mummy hi bs rhte thy uske dady ki death ho gi ti. Kch dino baad mujhe pta chla ki usme apni mummy ki vajah se suside kiya uski mummy ka kisi admi k sath relation thy. ab main kr bi kya sakta tha mujhe usse naam se nafrat hone lgi ek baar to mujhe bata sakti ti kch krne se pehle. Mera dil tut chuka tha mujhe hr ldki se nafrat hone lgi. Main galat sangat main pad gaya tha mujhe mere dosto se alag krne k liye mere bhai ne mujhe 10th k baad diploma krana socha ki jisse main apne dosto se dur reh saku or sudhar jau. Or mujhe esi trade mili jisme ek bi ldki ni ti(mechanical engg) 1 saal tk mera dil lg gya tha clg se uske bd maine apne dosto ko dkha to mujhe apne ap se nafrat hone lgi kyuki unke sath unki g.f ti or main akela or us time meri umar hi kya ti. Fir maine socha kyu na main bi dubara kisi ldki ko porpose kru pr mujhse ye ni hua. Maine clg se bunk marna start kr dia tha or main pehle se bi jayada bigad chuka tha mujhe alcohal ki lat lg gi ti. Or main dhire dhire krke apne pehle payar ko bhulta ja rha tha kyuki mujhe nave dosto ka sath mil gaya tha usme kch ldkiya bi ti hm sath ghumte batain krte thy apas main batain krke time pas krte thy. Isi trah meri kai ldkio se dosti ho gi or hm raat raat tk fon pe batain krte thy pr ye pyar ni tha bs time pass tha. Jb main final year main pahucha to mere bhai ki shadi hone wali ti or main bhabi k ghr gaya tha vha meri mulakat meri bhabi ki sistr se hui. Or maine socha khas ye meri bhabi hoti fir hum vha se chle aye or uske bd meri mulakat fir shadi wale din hui vha shadi main hmne bhut maze kiye or sath main pic bi li pr mujhe ustime ldkio se itna lagaw ni tha or maine ignor kr dia. Fir shadi kch month baad mujhe meri bhabi k sistr ka msg aya or unka naam h priyanka jise main pyar se bakri bulata hu or vo mujhe kauva. Hmari bt hoti rhi fir bi mujhe kbi priyanka se itna lagaw ni hua main ustime sari ladkio se time pas krta tha or priyanka bi inme se ek ti.Or fir meri lyf ka nava mod aya mobile sim compny walo ne apne unlimited msg bnd krke 100 msg kr dia jisse main sbi ldkio se bt ni kr pata tha or fir priyanka ko to msg main krta hi tha dhire dhire hmari or batain hone lgi ye dhire dhire 2 saal gujar gaye or mujhe pta ni chla ki mujhe kb pyar ho gya. Or priyanka ki vajah se main sudhar bi gaya tha apne clg frdo k sath ghumna chod dia or bt krni km kr di ldkio se to bt hi ni krta tha. Vese hm dur dur rhte h wo delhi rehti h or main chandigarh pr mujhe kbi ehsas ni hua ki vo mujhse dur h kyuki mobil hme ye duri mehsos ni hone deta tha vo mujhse sari batain share krti ti or main bi. Fir usne mujhe ek din btaya ki uska ek bf h or vo police main h pr jb se vo police main gaya h tb se baat ni krta. Or maine bi apni gf wali bt usse adhuri btai uski suside wali bt ni btaai fir hm apas main ese hi bt krte rhe hme ese bt krte krte 3 saal ho gaye main delhi jata to mujhe priyanka se milke kafi acha lgta tha. Ek bar maine holi pe gaya tha or maine vha ladai kr li or priyanka ko ek thappd maar dia marne k baad mujhe ehsaas hua ki mujhe esa ni krna tha mujhe kya hak h marne ka uske baad maine holi manai or chd aa gya or mujhe esa lg rha tha ki main akela ho gya hu. Fir main priyanka ko fon kiya or fir sory bolke manaya. Fir hmari bt chlti rhi. Ese hi Din gujarte rhe hm itne close ho gaye thy ki pucho na. Mujhe ghr wale kisi na kisi kaam se delhi bhejte mujhe priyanka se milke bhut acha lgta tha. Fir achanak mujhe lga ki ab priyanka ko apne dil ki bt bta du or maine btaya bi pr usne meri bt ko andekha kr deti. Or hm bt krte rhte hmesha or fir uske bd priyanka ne mujhe whatsapp ka bare main btaya or fir hmne msg chodk whatsapp pe msg start kr diye. Fir main dubara priyanka ko btaya apne dil ki bt usne kha hm bf gf ni bn sakte bs jesa chl rha h vesa chlne do pr mujhe ye manjoor ni tha main bi ab sochta tha meri bi gf ho main bi kisi ko apna kahu or fir main naraj hoke dubara ladai kr li or whatsapp bnd kr dia 2 din ho gye thy bina bt kiye or mujhe kch esa lg rha tha ki meri lyf se kch mising h fir maine whatsapp chlaya or dubara msg kiya priyanka ko or bt fir start ho gi ti or mujhe ek achi si bimari bi ho gi jise nail clubbing kehte h isse do bimariya janam leti h lung cancer or heart problm maine ye problm apne ghr walo se chupa k rakhi or khud tension main pagal ho rha tha or ye bt maine priyanka ko btai usne ye bt sbko bta di main apna chekup kraya or doctr ne aram krne ko bola. Or fir kbi kbi priyanka mujhe apne bf ki kahani bta bta k jalaya krti ti use pta tha ki main usse bahut chahta hu fir bi or jb vo esi bt krti ti to mere dil main pta ni kyu dard hota tha or saas ni le pata tha. Or main ro k reh jata tha. Fir maine dubara socha ki main priyanka se ladai kru or alag ho jau pr esa ho ni pata h mujhe kch smjh main ni ata main kya kru kha jau or kis se kahu. Main priyanka ko bhul ni pa rha hu. mujhe aap logo ke help ki jarurat h main kya kru mujhe kch smjh ni aa rha… or abi tk priyanka se bt chl ri h…

 ===================== SMS ================= 


1)Roj nava KHARKA DHARKa karde si Yaar 10vi ich Jado padhde si KUDIYA class vich HUNDIYA SI TAAN VI MORH TE KHARDE SI ANGREJI SANU aaundi NHI SI PAR saara DIN “YA-YA” karde Si Marks kade change aaUnde ni si fer vi paRwah nhi karde si je Math cho fail ho vi jande si taan vi paRty karde si kuch vi si, bAS har pal nu ceLebrate kaRde si. SUKH mangda hAAN ohNA saare Yaaran LAi….. JINA DE SIR TE SARDARIYAN KARDE SI.. EH KAHANI HAI ODON DI JADOAN YAAR SCHOOL CH PARDE SI 

2)Ohh rusdi rehi tee mein manaunda reha haath kai vaari kanaa nu vi launda reha… jadoan main russeya ohne haath jodh dite Gusse vich aa ke Mere Khat Morh dite… 
3)Mohhabat unse kitni hai logo ko bata du, toh log use zalil na karde….. agar izhaar-e-ishq kar du, to vo inkar naa karde….. mere lash k karib naa bithana use yaaro…. Darta hu kahi vo chhu kar mujhe zinda naa karde……… 

4)Sadi Kalam To Dard Bayaan Naa Hunda, Je tu Ajj Gairan Diya Mehfilan Di Shaan Naa Hundi, Asi Vi Jeyonde Ikk Pyar Wali Zindagi, Je Teriyan Khushiyan Da Swaal Naa Hunda. 

5)Ab Hawa Jidhar Jaye Main Bhi Udhar Jaunga, Main Khushbu Hun Hawaon Mein Bikhar Jaunga. Aafsos Tumhein Hoga Mujhe Sataao Ge Agar, Mera Kya Jitna Bhi Jala Utna Hi Nikhar Jaunga. Yaad Kar Loge Kabhi Bhule Se Kisi Roj Mujhe, Ashk Ban Kar Teri Aankhon Mein Utar Jaunga. Zindagi Tere Bina Ek Pal Jeena Nahin Mujhe, Gar Tu Bhi Na Mili To Phir Main Kidhar Jaunga. Ye Lafz Bhi Kho Jayenge Is RaahGuzar Mein Kabhi, Waqt Ki Tarah Ek Din Main Bhi Guzar Jaunga. 

6)Har khusi tere te kurban karde ha.. tere ik ishare te kurban apne jaan karde ha.. tu man ya na man *preet* par aaj vi tenu apna emaan mande ha. 

7)aaj be ohde naam te dil dhadkda bada he teez mera… aaj be ohde shaher diyan hawaman thar den rom rom mera… aaj be ohde khayalan vich neend ghat he aundi mainu e… aaj be ohde vicharn di tarik wadh wadh khandi mainu e… 

8) 1)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n

2)darad kis ko dhekaye koi darad dhekta bhi nehi payar kis se kare koi payar karta bhi to nehi? ab to haste howe bhi dar lagta hain kahe yah khushi chale na jaye har khushi ka saath 1000 ghum hote hain jaha hasi hain wahe matham hain jaha payar hain wahe nafarat hain hum jase [...] 


3)Sabaah-E-Noor Hota Hai, Aur Gham-E-Shaam Bhi Hoti Hai Phir Aisa Wakt Ek Aata Hai, Jab Aankhein Namm Hoti Hai Jahan Tum Aa Nahi Sakte, Wahan Basera Karte Hain Jahan Shaam Tanha Hoti Hai, Jahan Rooh Hamari Rotee Hai Ki Abb Yaado’n Se Waabasta Hai, Laraztee Ye Meri Saansein Kyun Halki Si Aahat Par, Ye Aankhein [...] 

4)WO MUJE ILZAM DETA HAI K MAIN HON BE WAFA.. JAB K MERA TU HAR PAL US KI YAD SE KHALI NAI JATA SHAID WO NAI JANTA.. K KUCH LOG UUN BHI WAFA NIBHATE HAIN K CHAHY HON HALAT JAISE BHI NAHI BHOOL PATE WO APNE MAHBOB KO 

5)Kehte ho dokha mila tumhe gairo.n se, Hamse pocho dard, hame to apno ne loot liya!! Lete rahe jo ta-umar mujhse mohabbat, Manga jo hamne kuch, gusse se mooh pher liya!! Log jeete hai sirf khud ke liye aaj-kal, Aur mein nadan, jab bhi jiya dusro ke liye jiya!! 

6)KAISE KAHUN, MAIN TUMSE PYAAR KARTA HUN, KAHIN TU INKAR NA KAR DE,YEH SOCH KE DAR TA HUN. PEHLA-PEHLA PYAAR HAI,TUJH KO KHONE SE GABAR TA HUN, TUJH KO HI CHAHATA HUN,SIRF TUJH PAR HI MARTA HUN. SANJH-SAVERE TERI TASVEER HI DEKHA KARTA HUN, DER-DER TAK TERI TASVEER SE BAATEN KARTA RAHETA HUN. DIN BAR [...] 

7)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n, 

8)Mera Rishta tujh se bahoot purana hai jab na tha tera sath, wo bhi ek jamana tha Mile ho jab se Bhool gai main is dunia ko Tujhko bhi to sirf mere he sung anna tha thi hairaan main, kaise aor kyun tum mere ho gaye socha bas phir yahi, jo mera tha, usne he [...] 

9)Kya ho tum, aur kya hai wajood tumhara dikhao, Gamo se ro-b-ro na sahi khud se to kabhi milwao, Bhoode ho, jawan ho ya ho phir namurad aashik, Mehfil-e-yaar me aake u dastaan-e-ishq na chupao, Bahut bikhre pade hai phool ishq-e-raah me yaar, Utha kar pyaar se kisi ek ko apni zindagi me sajao, Incoming [...] 

10)Mila woh bhi nahi kertey, Mila ham bhi nahi kertey. Wafa woh bhi nahi kertey, Jafa ham bhi nahi kertey. Unhain ruswai ka dukh hai, Hamain tanhai ka gham hai. 

11)Guftugo Ke Lamhon Main Dekh He Nahi Paatay Ham Tumharay Chehray Ko Tum Hamari Aankhon Ko Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Chasm-o-lab Ko Parhtay Hain Baat Chor Datay Hain Jaane Kiya Lamha Hoga Jab Ye Hath Hathon Say Gar Kabhi Juda Hoga Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Zabt-e-Jaan Parakhtay Hain Hath Chor Datay Hain 

12)Teri Ek Ada Mein Ghayal Ho Gaye Tujhe Dekha Jabh Dobara Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Ho Gaye Hum Tu Chhod Kar Jo Chali Gayi Humey Gham Ki Duniya Mein Kahin Kho Gaye Teri Bewafai Ke Zakhm Abhi Bhi Dard Dard Karte Hain Ey Bewafa Sanam Hum Tumhe Abhi Bhi Yaad aTe Hain paagal Ho Chuke [...] 

13)Its In Hindi ???? ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?????? ?? ??????? ?? ? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???-????? ???-????? ????-????? ????? ?? ???? ? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ??? ??????? [...] 

14)Jab kabhi milte hai unse.. To lagta hai , Hum apni kahi khoi huyi khushi se milte hai.. Sar ko rakh lete hai unke dar par khwaish.. Hum unse itni deewangi se milte hai.. Jab kabhi judaa hote hai hum unse.. Koi hosh na koi sukoon milta hai.. Samajhlo jaise hum apni tanhai se milte [...] 

15)MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO, SAHARA KON DEGA MERI TOOFAAN ME KASHTI, KINARA KON DEGA YEH KESE MOR PE LAAI HA MUJKO ZINDIGANI ADHOORI SEE LIKHI GYEE HA KYUN MERI KAHANI HA AB KIS RAAH PE CHALNA ISHARA KON DEGA MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA MAIN HOON OUR SATH MERE AB MERI [...] 

16)Kahin chand rahon mein khö gaya Kahin chandni bhatk gai Mein charag wo b buja huwa Meri rat kaise chamk gai Meri dastan ka arooj tha Teri naram palkon ki chaon mein Mere sath tha tuje jagna Teri ankh kaise jhpak gai Bhala hm mile b to kya mile Wohi doorian wohi faslay Na kbi [...] 

17)Khuwabon Ki Dehleez Pe Sona Acha Lagta Hai, Kuch Lamhon Ko US Ka Hona Acha Lgta Hai. Khel Khel Main Jewan Bhar K Dukh Mit Jatay Hain, Kho Kr Pana, Pa Kr Khona Acha Lgta Hai. Dil Walon Ko Dekh K Dil Aisay Khush Hota Hai, Bachay Ko Jis Tarha Khilona Acha Lgta Hai. Hijar [...] 

18)Umer khushion mein basr ho yeh zrori to nahi Phir shab-e-ghum ki sahar ho yeh zrori to nahi Neend to dard k bistar pe b aa skti hai Unki Aaghosh me sir ho ye zarori to nhi Mohabat ko logo ne khail samjh rkha hy Is k matlub se sub aashna hon ye zarori to [...] 

19)Aankhon Me Samaa Jatey Ya Dil Me Utr Jatey, 2nu Ka Bhala Hota 2nu Hi Sanwr Jatey,,, Milty To Ye Acha Tha Jeevan Ki Musaft Me, Kuch Faasley Km Hotey Kuch Roz Guzr Jatey,,, Doori B Ghanimt Hy Ik Aas To Hy Warna, Jo Aas Pe Jeetey Hain Wo Log Bikhr Jatey,,, Kuch Roz Judai [...] 

20)Har shy ka soda hota he Her cheez bikaau hoti he Har fard yaha per taajir he Har waqt tijaarit hoti he Tum ap he apne daam kaho Chup k nhi sar_e_aam kaho Kya lo ge apni yari ka Kya lo ge tum dildaari ka Gham_khwar bno ge kitne men Tum pyar kro ge kitne [...] 

21)Zara tham tham k barsa kar abhi itna na rotha kar Abhi to dur hai manzil Abhi khud ko na tanha kar Teri ankhen smandar hen Samandar ko na sehra kar Mera dil doob jata hai Mujhe ase na dekha kr Hawa mujh se kahe pagal 

22)Jaanti hoon tumse bohot pyaar kerti hoon,, Lekin kehne se dartii hoon. jaanti hoon tum sirf mere ho fir kyun tumhe khone se dartii hoon,, jaantii hoon yeh duniya ek dhoka hai fir b iss mein jeeti hoon… janti hoon tumhare paas mere liye waqt nahi fir b tumhara intezaar kerti hoon.. janti hoon tum [...] 

23)hay tamana, na havaon main reekhtay jaatay teray labon say ye naghmay paseejtay jaatay jahaan main aansoovon ka motiyon sa mole nahi wagarna dard hain jitnay, khareedtay jaatay tere hayaat ki gham-geeniyon say haar gay ajab na tha k haseen lab bhe jeetetay jaatay teray wajood say haasil hain dard-o-nakhun bhe ye zakhm dard dain [...] 

24)tu nhi he to tera gham meri tanhai he teri ek yaad he jo mere dil ko bhai he ankhein nam he or dil me dard ka alam honth si kar bhi ruswai yan uthai hei kya gamon ko hi piyar kehte hei ya taqdeere moohabbat hi judai he haal dil ka kuch aaj aesa [...] 

25)Oh ! Muskan Har Chehre ka asli gehna ho tum Nari ki anmol bholi pehchan ho tum Mahakta hua sugandhit pushp ho tum Vishva Sundari ka komal tan ho tum Chapal yuvti ka chanchal man ho tum Ho sake agar,tou aakar Mere Chehre ko bhi sajaa jaana Apni rahashyamayi chhavi de jaana Apni jaadooyee klaa [...] 

26)NA CHAHTE HUE BHI HUMKO YAAD KARENGE AAP DIL KEHATA HAI. HICHKIYON SE PARESHAN BAHUT HO JAAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI KISI AUR KO UUN NAZRON SE NA DEKH PAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. MERE GEETON KO YAAD KARKE GUNGUNAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. APNI TAAREEF AUR SE ZARAA NAHIN SUN PAYENGE AAP. DIL KEHTA [...] 

27)Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Tamashai Hai Yeh Dunya is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Meri Zindagi Se Pochiye Zindagi Kia Hai Zindagi Hai Aik Khuwab is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Khushiyan Hain Lakhon is Dunya Main Magar Udasi Hai Mere Dil Main is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Mujh Se Jo Log [...] 

28)Aaj ham ayesa kuch kar jaye Rasme dunia se chal kahi jaye Tere kandhe pe rakh ke sar apna Sari duni ko ham bhula jaye Chal kahi aeyse des ham jaye Jis jagha piyar ho mohabbat ho Koi nafrat na shikayat ho jhan Har taraf phool ho bharei hon Door tak ham jhan nazar dale [...] 

29)Kach_che makano ki tooti khid_kiyaa.N Kach_che raasto ki veeraniyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Yeh zamee.N kya zamee.N ab tumhari nahi Zindagi gaav ki kya tumko pyaari nahi Mere damen q bhar gaye mehroomiyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Maa bankar nadiyo me nehlaya tujhe [...] 

30)Teri budhi maa darwaze pe nigah basaye baithi hai, Ke uska beta laut ayega uske paas, Tera baap tooti parri kursi pe lachar lash ban parra hai, Ke uske beta uska sahara ban’ne ke liye laut ayega, Dono ke dil ki dhadkane bas yehi guzarish karti hai tujse, Ae musafir laut aa… Tu ghar se [...] 

31)Kehne ko to bahut hai mere apno me, par koi ho jise apna kehte hi guroor aa jaye to….kya baat ho..! Suna hai ishq me tez ho jati hai dil ki dhadkane, par koi jo khud aisi dhadkan ban jaye to….kya baat ho..! Chahten hain sab saat janmo ka pyar, par ye ehsaas koi ek [...] 

32)Tumhari AAnkhei?n kehti hai?n hisaar-e-Zaat se niklo Tamanna meri bann jao Shab-e-Barbaad se niklo Kinara tham lo dil ka bhula do her gila shikwa Kabhi sachi hansi hans do?purani yaad se niklo Khayal-e-Yaar acha hai mager jis ne wafa na ki Palat ker phir Sada na do, dar-e-feryad se niklo Nahi koi Muhabbat bhi,hijr rutt [...] 

33)maiN “Cigarette” jalti hu’ii , bujhti hu’ii dhooeN ko ugalti hu’ii hai ziNdagee meri chaNd pal ki aur kar jati huuN auroN ki ziNdagee bhee chaNd pal ki.. kyuuN peeta hai mujhe ko’ii shauKh meiN koi roz meN koi apni ziNdagee ke har soz meiN na samjh aaya mujhe aaj tak kabhee bhii ziNdagee ko [...] 

34)ISHO KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE USKE INTEJAAR MEIN EK OR DIN BEETA DIYA USKO BHI NA PAA SAKA KHUD KO BHI GAVAN DIYA MAINE ISHQ KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE FAKAT ITNI HAI DIL KI KI [...] 

35)Tere paas aaun ki tumse door rahun.. Tujhe haalat bataun yaa kuchh na kahun.. Taklif le aaun baazar me ya sahta rahun.. Mod lun rukh ya prawaah me bahta rahun.. Koi bhi nahi ab,ye dil kyun nahi maanta.. Jab yahi sach hai to mai kyun nahi jaanta.. Use bhulna hai kyun ye dil bhul jata [...] 

36)GF n BF on phone Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya? Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni aati hain Boy: oh oh ok ye btao... how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? 

37)Hum mai tou khair Himmat hai Dard Sehnay ki , Tum Itnay Dard daitay ho thuk nahi jatay ?? 

38)Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.. . . . akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene 

39)Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... . . Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! . . . Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. . Issliye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! 

40)Teacher: "pyar karna padta hai ya ho jata hai.??. . . . . Pappu: "Agar ladki khubsurat ho aur scooty pe ho toh ho jata hai,, . . . . . Agar ladki badsurat ho aur BMW me ho toh karna padta hai 

41)Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. . . pappu: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, . . . Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! . . . Pappu: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.:-*:-P;-):-D:-)B-) 

42)Girl: Aaj meri dil ka operation hai.. Boy: Pta hai.. Girl: I love you. Boy: Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tumse.. . Operation k baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya To sirf uska baap khada tha... Girl: Wo kaha hai ?? Father: Tumhe ni pta tumhe dil kisne diya..??? Girl: What..?? . Or zor zor se rone lagi... . . . . . . Father: Mazak kar raha hu.. Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai

43)Ek din mai collage se nikla to bahar bohot badal chhaye hue the... . . Mene socha barish se pehle ghar pohuch jauga . . magar raste me he barish shuru ho gayi aur main bheeg gaya... Bheega hua jab mai ghar pohcha toh.. (SISTER) Ne kaha : thodi der ruk nhi sakte the. (BHAI) ne kaha : kahi side pai khade ho jata... (PAPA) ne kaha : bohot shok he barish me bhigne ka.. Aur itne me MAA Aaai aur mere sar pe tolliya rakhte hue kehne lagi : ye barish thodi der ruk nahi sakti thi kya Maa aakhir Maa hoti hai yaar.. Maa ke liye 1 like to banta hai ! 

44)If a Boy rejects ur proposal... . . Just say... . . . . Thanks, you gave me a chance to look for a better boy than you... . . . . . . . Kasam se Aag lag jayegi.. 

45)Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech..... Guess what happened? . . . . Failed..? . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai... Rajni ho ya Gajni... Sabki hai BAJNI.... 

46)True lines . . Jab chote the toh Zor Zor se Rote the jo pasand h use Paane ke liye . . Aaj bade ho gaye toh chupke chupke rote hai jo pasand hai use bhulane ke liye 

47)Wife (on phone) - Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai. Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. Wife- Kya usse wondow khul jayegi ? Husband- ha, Try to karo. After 15 mins , husband calls wife. Husband- Tumne try kiya ?? Wife- Haan kiya, par ab to computer hi band ho gaya!!! 

48)Warning: *Chote bachhe ye post na padhe* Baba ek din mast mood mein the to unke ek aashiqi mijaj bhakt ne pucha: Baba, Log kehte hai ki smile priceless hoti hai. Iska koi example dijiye na . . Baba: Dekh bachha, Is bat ko ese samajh Apni girlfriend k sath tu movie dekhne gaya aur 500 ki tickets li, Fir uske sath sara din car pe ghuma aur 700 ka petrol uda diya aur fir usko five star hotel me le gaya aur pehle 500Rs. ki coffee pee Fir 2000Rs. ka dinner kiya Aur usi hotel k bade ache se Room jiska rent 5000Rs. hai uske andar le gaya Aur jese hi girlfriend ko bed pe litaya aur Girlfriend bole: Nahi janu mere periods hai.. . . . . Us time tu usko muskura ke dikhayega aur jo tere chehre pe muskan hogi Wo "Priceless" hi hogi :)) xD 

49)Uth uth ke kisi ka Intezar Kar ke dekhna, Tum kabhi kisi se Pyar Kar ke dekhna, Kaise toot te hai mohbbaton ke Rishte, Galtiyan kabhi 2-4 kar ke dekhna, Zindagi ka falsafa samjhna hai to, Barish mein Kachi deewar khadi karke dekhna, Nafrat ho jaye gi tumhe bhi is duniya se, Mohabbat kisi se beshumar kar ke dekhna.......!!! :-*;-(:-):-DB-) 

50)Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. . Ab mai kya batau...?? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.  

Share And Comment on this

Har Pal Me Yaad Ho Tum

1)KASH TUM VO HOTE JO HAR PAL HME YAAD KARTE REHETA AOR HME HAR PAL HICHKIYA AATI REHETI TERI PUKAR SE

2)VO PAL HME HAMESHA YAAD REHETE HAI PYAR BHARE JABSE TUM HME ZINDGI BHAR K LIYE MIL GYE TTHE 

3)Rait Par Likh Kar Mera Naam Mitaya Na Karo Aankhen Sach Bolti Hain Piyar Chupaya Na Karo, Log Har Baat Ka Afsaana Banaa Lete Hain Sab Ko Rudaad-



e-Gham-e-Ishq Sunaaya Na Karo, Yeh Zaroori Nahi Har SHaks Maseeha Hi Ho Piyar Kay Zakhm Amaanat Hain Dikhaya Na Karo, Shaher-e-Ehsaas Mein Pathraao Boht Hai “Mohsin” Dil Ko Sheeshe Kay Jharokon Mein Sajaaya Na Karo. 

4)Tujhay Udaas Bhi Karna Tha Khud Bhi Rona Tha..!! Ye Haadsa Bhi Meri Jaan Kabhi Tou Hona Tha..!! Namuu Ka Runj Na Abar Guraiz-pa Say Malaal..!! Ke Mujhko Baanjh Zameenon Mein Beej Bona Tha ..!! Ye Kia K Gard-e-Raah-e-Raf’tagaan Ko Oar Liya..!! 

Kafan Ka Daagh Badan Kay Lahoo Say Dhona Tha..!! Jo Dastaan Usey Kehna Thi Phir Na Guftaa Rahi ..!! Ke Main Bhi Thak Sa Gaya Tha,, Usey Bhi Sona Tha..!! Mein Takht-e-Abar Par Soya Tha Raat Bhar Mohsin..!! Khuli Jo Aankh Tou Sehra Mera Bichhona Tha..!! 

5)Meri jaan-e-jaan mere hamsafar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Tere lab hilain to kattey safar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Koi bhoj hai to utaar de koi khauf hai to nikaal de, Mera hath hai tere hath par koi bat kar koi bat kar, Kabhi mujh ko azn-e-sawal de jo nahin to lafz 

uchaal de, Tere lafz tujh se bhi moat’bar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Nahin yaad kitne barass gaye teri guftagu ko taras gaye, Meri khirrkiyan mere baam-o-dar koi bat kar koi bat kar 1)Is Duniya mai kabhi kisi ko alvida mat kehena pta nahi kaha or kab phir se raaste ek ho jate hain 

6)2-4 din ki ye zindgani hai jo pal mai beet jayegi bas pya karo to manzil tumhe sitaro tak le jayegi 

7)Kabhi sath bhi they rawaan-dawaan bhale ab naseeb hai darmyan, Bhale tu udhar bhale mein idhar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Tujhe chup hai kesi lagi huyi abhi umar to hai pari huyi, Abhi muskuraa abhi gham na kar koi bat kar koi bar kar, Koi admi hai na wakeel hai koi baam hai ke faseel hai, Faqat aik mein faqat aik dar koi bat kar koi bar kar.. 

8)Ik ik zakham dikhaaon tum ko aao to, Kese kese phool khile hain dekho to, Sheiron jese jhilmil karte lamhon mein, Kangan ghazlon ka pehnaaon aao to, Hanste gaatey logon ki is dunya mein, Hum kyon itne chup rehte hain socho to, In chahat ki tarsi pyassi ankhon 

mein, Sapnon ka ik sheher bassaa hai dekho to, Janaan in dunya walon ki nazaron se, Door kahin le jaaon tum ko aao to, Ik ik kar ke sare saathi chorr gaye, Tum bhi raah badal sakte ho chaho to, Deewana sab log samajhne lagte hain, Arshad bass khamosh raho ghar aao to.. 

9)Woh Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Tha Bas Mujh Say Youn He Bichar Gaya Tha Har Simt Usi Ka Tazkara Tha Har Dil Main Woh Jaisey Bas Raha Tha Main Us Ki Ana Ka Aasra Tha Woh Mujh Say Kabhi Na Roothta Tha Main Dhoop K Bina Bhe Jal Raha Tha Woh Saya-E-Abbar Ban Gaya Tha 

10)Ek Baar Bichar K Jab Mila Tha Woh Mujh Say Bichar K Roo Para Tha Kya Kuch Na Us Say Kaha Gaya Tha Us Nay Toh Laboon Ko See Liya Tha Woh Chand Ka Humsafar Tha Shayad Raatoun Ko Tamam Jaghta Tha Hontoun Main Gulaab Ki Naram Khushboo Baatoun Main Toh Shehad Gholta Tha 1)Mere pagal 

piya meri chahat na kr, Mujhe daikha na kr mujhe socha na kr.. So bar kaha itni mohabbat nahi achi, So bar kaha itna tamasha na kar.. Na jany kab tot jaye wafa ki ye dori, Tu mujh pe bharosa ziyada na kr.. Kiya pta kab yeh ehad tot jaye, Saath jeeny marny ka wada na kr.. Qurbton main faasly lazmi hain jana! Kabhi mil na paoun to tarpa na kr.. Agr me na rahoun to phir kiya kro gy, 

2)Ek shakhs ko deakha tha Taron ki tarha Hamney Ek shaks ko chaaha tha Apnon ki tarha Hamney Ek shaks ko samjha tha Phoolon ki tarhaa Hamney Wo shaks qayamat tha Kya uski karein Batain Din us ky liye Paida Aur uski he thi Ratain Kab milta kisi se tha Ham se thi mulaqatain Rang uska Shahaabi tha Zulfon mein thi Mehkarein Aankhain thi ke jaadu tha Palkain thi k talwarain Dushman bi agar dekhein so jaan se dil Harain Kuch tum se wo milta tha Baton mein shahaabat thi Han tum sa hi lagtaa tha Shokhi mein sharaarat main Lagta bhi tumhe sa tha Dastur-e-mohabbat 

main Wo shaks hamain aik din Apnon ki tarhaa Bhoolla Taron ki tarha doobba Phoolon ki tarha tootta Phir haath na aaya woh Hamney bohat dhoondha Tum kis liye chonkey hom Kab zikar tumhar hai Kab tum se takaaza hai Kab tum se shikaayat hai Ikk taaza Hikayat hai Sun lo tou inayat hai Ek shaks ko chaaha tha Apnon ki tarha Hamney. 

3)Sandhal se mehkati hoi pur kaif hawa ka.. Jhonka koi takrae to lagta hai k tum ho.. Orhay howay taroon ki chamakti hoi chadar.. Nadi koi bal khaye to lagta hay k tum ho.. Jab raat gaye koi kiran meray brabar.. chup chap c so jaye to lagta hay k tum ho 

4)Hazar gardish e sham o sahar se guzaren hain Wo qafile jo teri rahguzar se guzaren hain Abhi hawas ko mayyassar nahi dilon ka gudaz Abhi ye log muqam e nazar se guzaren hain Har ek naqsh pe tha tere naqsh e pa ka guman Qadam qadam pe teri rahguzar se 

guzaren hain Na jane kaun si manzil pe ja ke ruk jayen Nazar ke qafile diwar o dar se guzaren hain Kuch aur phail gain dard ki kathin rahen Gam e firaq ke mare jidhar se guzaren hain Jahan surur mayyassar tha jam o mai ke bagair Wo maikade bhi hamari nazar se guzaren hain 

5)Suntay Hain K Mil Jati Hai Har Cheez Dua Se, Ek Rooz Tujhay Maang K Dekhee~n Ge Khuda Se. Tum Samne Hote Ho To Hai Kaif Ki Barish, Wo Din Bhi Thay Jab Aag Barasti Thi Ghata Se. Aye Dil Tu Unhe Dekh Kar Kuch Asay Tarapna, Aajaye Hansi Un Ko Jo Baithay Hain Kafa Se. Duniya Bhi Mili Hai Gham-E-Duniya Bhi Mila Hai, Wo Kuen Nahi Milta Jisay Maanga Tha Khuda Se. 

6)Hum Khushbu Kay Sodagar Hain Hum Soda Sacha Kartay Hain Jo Ghahak Pholoon Jaisa Ho Hum Bin Damoon Bik Jatay Hain Hum Shehray Wafa Kay Logoon Ka Tum Bhala Hal Kya Janoo Hum Dil Ki Baat Chupatay Hain Aur Ansoo Tak Pee Jatay Hain. 

7)Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya Ye Payar Nahi Aasaan Bohat Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana Aaty hainn yahan toofan Bohat Ab koi nahi jo apna ho milny ko to hain insaan Bohat kash wo wapas aa jaye Ye dil hy ab sunsaan Bohat.. 

8)Kabhi is majlis e aqwaam par aayega woh din bhi! Kahegaa Ibn e Aadam uth ke "Sun lo! Main bass insaan hoon! Mera koi naheen mazhab mera bass deen hai sulh e kul! Na Eisaai hoon main naa hoon Yahudi nae Musalmaan hoon! Merey jeeney ka maqsad hai 

faqat behbood e insaani! Main is duniya mein nafrat ka naheen raahat ka saamaan hoon! Mere haathon se hogi bass hifaazat haq e insaan ki! Suno ahl e mazaahib! Main naqeeb e bazm e insaan hoon!" 

9)Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya 

10)Aisa nahi k humko mohabat nahi mili,- Haan jesay chahtey thay wo qurbat nahi mili, Milnay ko zindagi mai kayi humsafar milay, Lekin tabiyatton say tabiyatt nahi mili, Chehron kay har hajoom 

mein hum dhondtay rahey, Surat nahi mili tu kahin seerat nahi mili, Wo yak-ba-yak mila to bohat dair tak hamien, Alfaaz dhoöndnay ki bhi mohlat nahi mili, Har shakhs zindgi mai bohat dair se mila, koi bhi cheez hasb-e-zaroorat nahi mili. 

11)Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure, then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, 

Rest of their bones, and souls' delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell, And poppy, or charms can make us sleep as well, And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die. 

12) We pray for one last landing On the globe that gave us birth; Let us rest our eyes on fleecy skies And the cool green hills of Earth. ============ 1)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta. 

2)kyu oh ena nede sade aye jdo dur hi jana c,.kyu sanu apna bnaya jdo ekdin gair hi bnauna c..aj rakh dil te pathar sb bhula dita,koi c sahan to pyar eh khyal dilo bhula dita... 

3)bekadari odo nyi hundi jdo koi dil tod da hai..bekadari odo hundi hai jdo dil todn wale nu peed da ehsas ta hunda hai par sath nibhaun da housla nyi. 

4)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita, Sajna Tere Jhuthe Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita, Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya, Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.!

5)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange 

6)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE, YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE, DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE, SONIYE.... LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE, ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE, SONIYE.... NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA, TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA, EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA, DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!! !.!.........I MISS U.......!.! 

7)A diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa, Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa a, Ae Ta DiL HAi Us RuKh VaRgA, JiThE PeHLa C OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA a... 

8)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal..... Jazba ­at badalde dekhe ne..... Samay de badalde ranga naal.. halaaat badalde dekhe ne..... saanu kise to shikva ki... assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne.... Asi hor kise nu ki kehna... assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne.... 

9)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge, je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge 

10)Teri Bheji Hui Tehreeron Ka Kabhi Doon Ga Tujhay Jawab "saqi" Bas Kisi Apnay Ki Di Hui Thokar Say Sanbhal Jaon Zara...!!!  

11)Oh Tu c k Ek Khayal c Meri Soch da Hi Kamaal c..? Oh Pyaar , Oh Chaahat Meri Uljhanaa da Hi Jaal c..? Mainu Jawab Jihda Milia Nhi Oh Ajeeha Ek Sawal c... Oh Aj Chala Gya Tah Ehsaas Hoyia Kis Qadar Mainu ohde naal Pyar C... Uhdi Ki Misaal Dia Oh Avdi Misaal Aap c... 

12)Kalam Tutdi Nahi Seyahi Mukdi Nahi Nahion Mukda Dilon Pyaar Usda Oh Saanu Yaad Kare Na Kare Saanu Rehnda Har Waqt Khayaal Usda.... 

13)shaq c pehla apne ap te..inkar c dil nu osnal hoye pyar te..jdo hoya ehsas ta vichad gye o,jo ban gye sadi jaan c... 

14)sanu pta hai tu krda ae scha pyar sanu..sada ishq ibadat tere lyi..asi chah ke vi tenu chah na ske,te ishq apna dikha na ske..sanu maaf kar dvi yaara asi tere nal wafa kma na ske.. 

15)kadar kiti na tu sade pyar di..hor tetho ki umeed rakhiye..sanu apneya ne dobeya ain kinare ni..hun hor gera to ki umeed rakhiye. 

16)Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange, Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange, Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost, Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange 

17)Sunder mundriye hoe!Tera kaun wicahara hoe!Dullah bhatti walla hoe!Dullahe di dhee vyayae hoe!Ser shakkar payee hoe!Kudi da laal pachaka hoe!Kudi da saalu paatta hoe!Salu kaun samete!Mamhe choori kutti! zamidara lutti!Zamindaar sudhaye!bade bhole aaye!Ek bhola reh gaya!Sipahee pa 

18)hakk lena mainu aunda si, par ohne kehta k tera koi hakk nahi mere te.... main taa timepaas krdi si, tu socheya shayad mrgi tere te... maarhi kismat saadi 

19)Aaj main Apne ehna Hathan diyan lakeeran nu hi mitta dita.... Jo mainu baar baar Yaad dwaundiyan si k, Tu mere Naseeb vich nhi.... 

20)Oye! Ki lagta hai mai tenu distrua karne vaste msg karia c ? O na ji na mai to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia c k tussi ullu ho. Bdi dertak jagte rehte ho. So jao ab. 

21)Tu ki jane mere jazbatan nu, Main jaag k katda raatan nu, Tu samjhi na meriyan baatan nu, Hun laundi nitt tu laare, Pehla main pattda c kuriyan, Ajj tu patt ta pataliye naare ....;) 

22)Sohni surat te kade MAAN ni karida.. Dhan-Doolat te khade GUMAAN ni karida... PYAR pa ke je Nibauna nahi aaunda... Ta YAARI la ke kise nu 'BADNAAM' ni karida. 

23)Oh kehndi c minnu Phulla naal pyar hai Pr jad khilde c ta Tord lendi c Oh kehndi c minnu Baarish naal pyar hai Pr jad pendi c ta luk jandi c Oh kehndi c minnu Hawa naal pyar hai Pr jad chaldi c ta Bariya band kr lendi c Phir us vele mai Dar jeha janda c Jad oh kehdi c minu tere nal PyaR " hai. 

24)Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!! 

25)Har dhadkan tere dil di dhadkan de naal chale. Bhave kamliye tere to koha door ha asi.. Koi sade kambde bulla wal vi ta vekhe, Shayad ehsaas ho jawe ke kine mazboor ha asi.. 

26)Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi. Santa k 3 the, usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu. lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ? WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye 

27)Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de... 

28)Arz Kiya Hai, Gaur Farmayega "Naach BuLbuL Naach, Tujhe Paisa MiLega... Wah Wah... "Hum CiD Se Hai, Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi HiLega.. 

29)Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte h..?? . . Golu: M'am wo Roz GALIYA Khate h.. . . Teacher: Kya Matlab..?? . . . . Golu: Ji wo, CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE h..!! 

30)Okay i got the answer of "Jeans pehnkar jo tune maara thumka toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi" Kavi ke anusaar Padosan ki bhabhi Lesbian hai ! 

31):Airtel effect: Bikhari: "Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 1 Rupaya Dedo Baba... . . . Boy:" Chutte Nahi Hai... . . . . Bhikhari:" Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video hi Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala... 

32)In the court, Judge: Ur parents have been divorced now.. Will U go with mom? Boy: No, she beats me Judge: Dad? Boy: He beats me too Judge: Then 1 kaam karo . . . . . . U Go with Delhi Daredevils & Pune Warriors, They never beat anyone ========== 1)Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai, Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai, Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao, Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai, Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao, Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai..


2)Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi, Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi, Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko, Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi… 

3)Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho 

4)Kabhi aana hamare sath, ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge, rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha, aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge… 

5)Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hoon Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hoon Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hoon… 

6)Door nighaon se bar bar jaya na karo Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo Tum bin ek pal bhi jee na sakenge hum Yeh ehsas bar bar dilaya na karo..! 

7)Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyar mile Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Jo b Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Tu ne jo Dard dya, uski Qasam khata hoon Itna zyaada hai ke, Ehsaas daba jata hoon Meri Taqdeer bata, Aur Takaaza kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Mai ne Jazbaat k Sang khelte Daulat dekhi Apni Aankhon se Mohabbat ki Tijaarat dekhi Aisi Dunya mai Mere waaste rakha kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Aadmi chahe to Taqdeer badal sakta hai Poori Dunya ki wo Tasveer badal sakta hai Aadmi soch to le, uska Iraada kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyaar mile Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? 

8)Mujhe apne chand Sawalon ka jawab chahye Tumarey Dil mai thori si jaga chahye Tujh ko Mere siwa kisi aur ka Khayal na rahey Teri Zindagi mai Mujh ko wo Maqam chahye Jo waqt b Hum ne Tere Bina guzarey hain Wapis Mujhe wo apne Shab-o-Roz chahye Teri Zindagi mai Meri kya Ahsiyat hai RAZA Sab kuch chor, is baat ka Jawab Chahye Mujhe 

9)Doston Aap Logon ke Piyaar Ne Mujhe Bahut Himmat Afzai Ki Hai Jis Ke Liye Mai Aap Ki Bahut Shukar Guzar Hoon.Aap Ki Bazm Me Mai Aaj Sajid Sahab Ki Ghazal Lai Hon ummed Ke Pasand Aaye gi 

10)Teer Chahiye Nahi Talwar Chahiye Hona Ho Sar Boland To Bas Piyar Chahiye Shair Chahiye Nahi Funkar Chahiye Duniya Ko Aaj Sirf Gulokar Chahiye Qasr Chahiye Nahi Darbar Chahiye Hum Ko To Ek Jhalak tera Dedar chahiye Mujh Ko Na Taqt Aur Na Darbar Chahiye Galib Ke Aur Meer Ke Ashaar chahiye Meri yehi Dua Hai Shifayab Hon Sabhi Kaheta Hai Har Tabeeb Ke bimar Chahiye Aasanion Se Lutf Na Ayega Piyar Me Hum Ko Rahe Piyar Bhi Dushwar Chahiye… Shayar:Aitebar Sajid Zindagi Maout Ki Amanath hai Zindagi ko sanbhal ke rakhiye 

11)Hame ek ajnabi achi lagne lagi, unki bathein dil ko chu ne lagi, dosti tho na thi par hone lagi, reply jab atha hai tho ek ajeeb se khusi mehsoos hone lagi. DOSTI tho na thee par hone lagi. sab dosti se payari ek Ajnabi ki dosti acchi lagne lagi.. Ab ajnabi ka shayar kehna achha laga… Apne naam se zayada shayar sunna acha laga..  

12)Hum tho shayar hai bhad me Dost app ne SHAYAR kaha wo lafz acha lagaa… Humne tho apna naam zahir kardiya Sunne ki jo ho kwashih ap ka naam Wo ab apse keh diya.. Dil ne b apni choti si jagah me Aap k naam kabza kar ne laga… Ek ajnabi dost hame call karega Ab barosa hone lagaa… Ab dil tho diwana hone laga…. Dosti ek ajnabi se jo karne lagaa… Kayaal rakne ko kehthe hoo…. Call tho karthe hoo, Magar mizaz puchna bhool jate ho Dost tho manthe hoo Magar dosti jatana bhool jathe hoo, Aye Qudha ye kaisa ajnabi dost ham ne paya hai… Kayaal rakne ko kehtha hai Magr baat karne ko darta hai… Hum b tho unke dost hai Phir kyun Ye yaad dilana padtha hai.. 

13)Zindagi ka yehi tarana hai Gam uthana hai muskrana hai. Rop tera bada suhana hai Tujh pe qurban ye zaman hai. Kis qadar pyaar mera sachcha hai Aaj dil bar ko aazmana hai. Tujh ko paon ya tera hojaon Zindagi ka yehi fasana hai. Is tarah se na muskuraya karo Jaan lewa ye muskurana hai. Aarzi hai ye dunya aye lugon Har kisi ko yahan se jana hai. Arzoo hai yehi meri Danish Dust dushman ko bhi banana hai. 

14)Thaharo satao na itna sanam humko. Sayad he sah payenge,Jaharile is gum ko. Mehbub khata kya hai,duniya ko batalao. Thaharo mai kadam chumu,feer karana jo chaho. Jyada na dhadakao,sanso ki saragam ko. Jajbaton ke shole,ab her pal bhadakenge. Tarase the jo naina ab,nis din barasenge. Her vakt pukarenge humjoli hum-dam ko. 

15)Miley kisi se Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi Rahe na apni Khabar to samjho Ghazal hoi Mila ke Nazron ko walehana Haya se phir Jhuka ley koi Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi Idhar machal ker unhein pukare Junoon Mera Dharak uthe Dil Udhar to samjho Ghazal hoi Udaas Bistar ki Silwatein jab Tumhein Chubhein Na Soo sako Raat bhar to samjho Ghazal hoi Wo Bad-Guman ho to Shair soojhe na Shayari Wo Meherbaan ho Zafar to samjho Ghazal hoi ================== 1)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 

2)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra 

3)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 

4)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 



5)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 

6)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 





7)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 

8)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

9)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave..... 

10)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

11)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 

12)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 

13)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 

14)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 

15)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 

16)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru 

17)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry. 

18)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 

19)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 

20)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 

21)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 

22)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne.... 

23)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 

24)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr...... 

25)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 

26)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 

27)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai. 

28)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 

29)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi. 

30)Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu, rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan <(".")>mummy! ) ) Breek Kangi _/ /_ Deo. 

31)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 

32)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de! 

33)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

34)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori 

35)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 

36)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave. 

37)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi 

38)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 

39)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!! 

40)Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari 

41)Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai Jinny TENU nai Vikhya "o darya e nae"! 

42)Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje, Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje, Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a, Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a.. 

43)Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar 

44)Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya. 

45)1budi mr gyi. ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha, na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani' Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"

Share And Comment on this