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1)A true n caring relation doesn’t have 2 speak loud, a soft sms is just enough 2 express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Life  

2)When A Guy Decides That He Wants To Be Your Bestfriend… More Than Your Boyfriend. It means That He Is Afraid Of Losing U 

3)A bf, who is good in English, is teaching his gf about tense. Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it? Gf:- PAST TENSE. 

 4)Boss to an Employee: “Do you believe in life after death?” Employee: “Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”, he replied. Boss: “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you 

5)Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo, Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo, Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan, Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo Phir palkon par jugnu chamke,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo, Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhonki baat karo.. 

6)FRIEND.! Who is it? He’s the one who holds ur hand in the crowd to save u & says- “Tu tension mat le, apan sambhal lenge sab”! The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong- “I knew it, aise ghaple bas tu he kar sakta hai”! The one who do everything for u, but then refuses to take thanks- “Ab ye formalty ka natak mat kar”! The one who msg u, saying- “Abey kameene, reply to kiya kar”! The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf start crying. “Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, bas tu band kar ab apna ye radio”! Fwded to all friends, even to those who are not in touch or who r far away! 

7)How friendship breaks? Both friends will think, the other is busy.. And will not cont@ct Thinking It m@y be disturbing.. As Time p@sses Both will think let the other cont@ct.. After th@t each will think why i should cont@ct first? Here your frndship will be converted to h@te.. Fin@lly without cont@ct the memory becomes we@k.. They forget e@ch other.. So p@ss this mess@ge to all your frnds whom u w@nt 2 s@y ‘JAANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE…’ 8)Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat 100 Rupye ka note Bahut Zyada lgta h Jab GARIB KO DENA HO” Mgr hotel m baithe ho to Bahut kam lgta h 3 Mint BHAGWAN KO yad karna Bahot Mushkil h, Mgr 3 Ghante ki Film Dekhna Boht Aasan… Pure din mehnat k baad jym jana nahi thakta, Magar jab apne hi ma-baap k per dabane ho to Log tang Aa jate hain.. Is sms ko forwd karna Bahut mushkil hota hai Jab k Fizool Jokes ko 4wd krna Hmara Farz ban jata h Zindgi ka Nazariya badlo. (“-”)

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