21)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!
22)Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..
23)Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar
24)Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!
25)Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho, fasle kam karo dil milate raho, dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo, iodex khrido aur lagate raho.
26)Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
27)Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein
28)Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai
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1)Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.
2)Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you
3)Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
4)love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry
5)don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
6)Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
7)Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
8)You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil
9)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you.
10)MOUNTAINS CAN FLY! OCEANS CAN DRY!! YOU CAN FORGET ME! HOW CAN I!!
11)How much do u luv me?If it's 100% cal me,if 80% sms me, if 50% mis cal me ,if 0% ignore me.
12)yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen to you. it says their is no heart i miss you my dear .
13)I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like that before.
14)If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we\'ll celebrate Vodka style!
15)If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we\'ll celebrate Vodka style! 1)KASH TUM VO HOTE JO HAR PAL HME YAAD KARTE REHETA AOR HME HAR PAL HICHKIYA AATI REHETI TERI PUKAR SE
2)VO PAL HME HAMESHA YAAD REHETE HAI PYAR BHARE JABSE TUM HME ZINDGI BHAR K LIYE MIL GYE TTHE
3)Rait Par Likh Kar Mera Naam Mitaya Na Karo Aankhen Sach Bolti Hain Piyar Chupaya Na Karo, Log Har Baat Ka Afsaana Banaa Lete Hain Sab Ko Rudaad-
e-Gham-e-Ishq Sunaaya Na Karo, Yeh Zaroori Nahi Har SHaks Maseeha Hi Ho Piyar Kay Zakhm Amaanat Hain Dikhaya Na Karo, Shaher-e-Ehsaas Mein Pathraao Boht Hai “Mohsin” Dil Ko Sheeshe Kay Jharokon Mein Sajaaya Na Karo.
4)Tujhay Udaas Bhi Karna Tha Khud Bhi Rona Tha..!! Ye Haadsa Bhi Meri Jaan Kabhi Tou Hona Tha..!! Namuu Ka Runj Na Abar Guraiz-pa Say Malaal..!! Ke Mujhko Baanjh Zameenon Mein Beej Bona Tha ..!! Ye Kia K Gard-e-Raah-e-Raf’tagaan Ko Oar Liya..!!
Kafan Ka Daagh Badan Kay Lahoo Say Dhona Tha..!! Jo Dastaan Usey Kehna Thi Phir Na Guftaa Rahi ..!! Ke Main Bhi Thak Sa Gaya Tha,, Usey Bhi Sona Tha..!! Mein Takht-e-Abar Par Soya Tha Raat Bhar Mohsin..!! Khuli Jo Aankh Tou Sehra Mera Bichhona Tha..!!
5)Meri jaan-e-jaan mere hamsafar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Tere lab hilain to kattey safar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Koi bhoj hai to utaar de koi khauf hai to nikaal de, Mera hath hai tere hath par koi bat kar koi bat kar, Kabhi mujh ko azn-e-sawal de jo nahin to lafz
uchaal de, Tere lafz tujh se bhi moat’bar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Nahin yaad kitne barass gaye teri guftagu ko taras gaye, Meri khirrkiyan mere baam-o-dar koi bat kar koi bat kar 1)Is Duniya mai kabhi kisi ko alvida mat kehena pta nahi kaha or kab phir se raaste ek ho jate hain
6)2-4 din ki ye zindgani hai jo pal mai beet jayegi bas pya karo to manzil tumhe sitaro tak le jayegi
7)Kabhi sath bhi they rawaan-dawaan bhale ab naseeb hai darmyan, Bhale tu udhar bhale mein idhar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Tujhe chup hai kesi lagi huyi abhi umar to hai pari huyi, Abhi muskuraa abhi gham na kar koi bat kar koi bar kar, Koi admi hai na wakeel hai koi baam hai ke faseel hai, Faqat aik mein faqat aik dar koi bat kar koi bar kar..
8)Ik ik zakham dikhaaon tum ko aao to, Kese kese phool khile hain dekho to, Sheiron jese jhilmil karte lamhon mein, Kangan ghazlon ka pehnaaon aao to, Hanste gaatey logon ki is dunya mein, Hum kyon itne chup rehte hain socho to, In chahat ki tarsi pyassi ankhon
mein, Sapnon ka ik sheher bassaa hai dekho to, Janaan in dunya walon ki nazaron se, Door kahin le jaaon tum ko aao to, Ik ik kar ke sare saathi chorr gaye, Tum bhi raah badal sakte ho chaho to, Deewana sab log samajhne lagte hain, Arshad bass khamosh raho ghar aao to..
9)Woh Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Tha Bas Mujh Say Youn He Bichar Gaya Tha Har Simt Usi Ka Tazkara Tha Har Dil Main Woh Jaisey Bas Raha Tha Main Us Ki Ana Ka Aasra Tha Woh Mujh Say Kabhi Na Roothta Tha Main Dhoop K Bina Bhe Jal Raha Tha Woh Saya-E-Abbar Ban Gaya Tha
10)Ek Baar Bichar K Jab Mila Tha Woh Mujh Say Bichar K Roo Para Tha Kya Kuch Na Us Say Kaha Gaya Tha Us Nay Toh Laboon Ko See Liya Tha Woh Chand Ka Humsafar Tha Shayad Raatoun Ko Tamam Jaghta Tha Hontoun Main Gulaab Ki Naram Khushboo Baatoun Main Toh Shehad Gholta Tha 1)Mere pagal
piya meri chahat na kr, Mujhe daikha na kr mujhe socha na kr.. So bar kaha itni mohabbat nahi achi, So bar kaha itna tamasha na kar.. Na jany kab tot jaye wafa ki ye dori, Tu mujh pe bharosa ziyada na kr.. Kiya pta kab yeh ehad tot jaye, Saath jeeny marny ka wada na kr.. Qurbton main faasly lazmi hain jana! Kabhi mil na paoun to tarpa na kr.. Agr me na rahoun to phir kiya kro gy,
2)Ek shakhs ko deakha tha Taron ki tarha Hamney Ek shaks ko chaaha tha Apnon ki tarha Hamney Ek shaks ko samjha tha Phoolon ki tarhaa Hamney Wo shaks qayamat tha Kya uski karein Batain Din us ky liye Paida Aur uski he thi Ratain Kab milta kisi se tha Ham se thi mulaqatain Rang uska Shahaabi tha Zulfon mein thi Mehkarein Aankhain thi ke jaadu tha Palkain thi k talwarain Dushman bi agar dekhein so jaan se dil Harain Kuch tum se wo milta tha Baton mein shahaabat thi Han tum sa hi lagtaa tha Shokhi mein sharaarat main Lagta bhi tumhe sa tha Dastur-e-mohabbat
main Wo shaks hamain aik din Apnon ki tarhaa Bhoolla Taron ki tarha doobba Phoolon ki tarha tootta Phir haath na aaya woh Hamney bohat dhoondha Tum kis liye chonkey hom Kab zikar tumhar hai Kab tum se takaaza hai Kab tum se shikaayat hai Ikk taaza Hikayat hai Sun lo tou inayat hai Ek shaks ko chaaha tha Apnon ki tarha Hamney.
3)Sandhal se mehkati hoi pur kaif hawa ka.. Jhonka koi takrae to lagta hai k tum ho.. Orhay howay taroon ki chamakti hoi chadar.. Nadi koi bal khaye to lagta hay k tum ho.. Jab raat gaye koi kiran meray brabar.. chup chap c so jaye to lagta hay k tum ho
4)Hazar gardish e sham o sahar se guzaren hain Wo qafile jo teri rahguzar se guzaren hain Abhi hawas ko mayyassar nahi dilon ka gudaz Abhi ye log muqam e nazar se guzaren hain Har ek naqsh pe tha tere naqsh e pa ka guman Qadam qadam pe teri rahguzar se
guzaren hain Na jane kaun si manzil pe ja ke ruk jayen Nazar ke qafile diwar o dar se guzaren hain Kuch aur phail gain dard ki kathin rahen Gam e firaq ke mare jidhar se guzaren hain Jahan surur mayyassar tha jam o mai ke bagair Wo maikade bhi hamari nazar se guzaren hain
5)Suntay Hain K Mil Jati Hai Har Cheez Dua Se, Ek Rooz Tujhay Maang K Dekhee~n Ge Khuda Se. Tum Samne Hote Ho To Hai Kaif Ki Barish, Wo Din Bhi Thay Jab Aag Barasti Thi Ghata Se. Aye Dil Tu Unhe Dekh Kar Kuch Asay Tarapna, Aajaye Hansi Un Ko Jo Baithay Hain Kafa Se. Duniya Bhi Mili Hai Gham-E-Duniya Bhi Mila Hai, Wo Kuen Nahi Milta Jisay Maanga Tha Khuda Se.
6)Hum Khushbu Kay Sodagar Hain Hum Soda Sacha Kartay Hain Jo Ghahak Pholoon Jaisa Ho Hum Bin Damoon Bik Jatay Hain Hum Shehray Wafa Kay Logoon Ka Tum Bhala Hal Kya Janoo Hum Dil Ki Baat Chupatay Hain Aur Ansoo Tak Pee Jatay Hain.
7)Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya Ye Payar Nahi Aasaan Bohat Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana Aaty hainn yahan toofan Bohat Ab koi nahi jo apna ho milny ko to hain insaan Bohat kash wo wapas aa jaye Ye dil hy ab sunsaan Bohat..
8)Kabhi is majlis e aqwaam par aayega woh din bhi! Kahegaa Ibn e Aadam uth ke "Sun lo! Main bass insaan hoon! Mera koi naheen mazhab mera bass deen hai sulh e kul! Na Eisaai hoon main naa hoon Yahudi nae Musalmaan hoon! Merey jeeney ka maqsad hai
faqat behbood e insaani! Main is duniya mein nafrat ka naheen raahat ka saamaan hoon! Mere haathon se hogi bass hifaazat haq e insaan ki! Suno ahl e mazaahib! Main naqeeb e bazm e insaan hoon!"
9)Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya
10)Aisa nahi k humko mohabat nahi mili,- Haan jesay chahtey thay wo qurbat nahi mili, Milnay ko zindagi mai kayi humsafar milay, Lekin tabiyatton say tabiyatt nahi mili, Chehron kay har hajoom
mein hum dhondtay rahey, Surat nahi mili tu kahin seerat nahi mili, Wo yak-ba-yak mila to bohat dair tak hamien, Alfaaz dhoöndnay ki bhi mohlat nahi mili, Har shakhs zindgi mai bohat dair se mila, koi bhi cheez hasb-e-zaroorat nahi mili.
11)Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure, then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and souls' delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell, And poppy, or charms can make us sleep as well, And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.
12) We pray for one last landing On the globe that gave us birth; Let us rest our eyes on fleecy skies And the cool green hills of Earth. ============ 1)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta.
2)kyu oh ena nede sade aye jdo dur hi jana c,.kyu sanu apna bnaya jdo ekdin gair hi bnauna c..aj rakh dil te pathar sb bhula dita,koi c sahan to pyar eh khyal dilo bhula dita...
3)bekadari odo nyi hundi jdo koi dil tod da hai..bekadari odo hundi hai jdo dil todn wale nu peed da ehsas ta hunda hai par sath nibhaun da housla nyi.
4)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita, Sajna Tere Jhuthe Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita, Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya, Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.!
5)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange
6)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE, YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE, DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE, SONIYE.... LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE, ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE, SONIYE.... NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA, TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA, EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA, DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!! !.!.........I MISS U.......!.!
7)A diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa, Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa a, Ae Ta DiL HAi Us RuKh VaRgA, JiThE PeHLa C OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA a...
8)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal..... Jazba at badalde dekhe ne..... Samay de badalde ranga naal.. halaaat badalde dekhe ne..... saanu kise to shikva ki... assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne.... Asi hor kise nu ki kehna... assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne....
9)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge, je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge
10)Teri Bheji Hui Tehreeron Ka Kabhi Doon Ga Tujhay Jawab "saqi" Bas Kisi Apnay Ki Di Hui Thokar Say Sanbhal Jaon Zara...!!!
11)Oh Tu c k Ek Khayal c Meri Soch da Hi Kamaal c..? Oh Pyaar , Oh Chaahat Meri Uljhanaa da Hi Jaal c..? Mainu Jawab Jihda Milia Nhi Oh Ajeeha Ek Sawal c... Oh Aj Chala Gya Tah Ehsaas Hoyia Kis Qadar Mainu ohde naal Pyar C... Uhdi Ki Misaal Dia Oh Avdi Misaal Aap c...
12)Kalam Tutdi Nahi Seyahi Mukdi Nahi Nahion Mukda Dilon Pyaar Usda Oh Saanu Yaad Kare Na Kare Saanu Rehnda Har Waqt Khayaal Usda....
13)shaq c pehla apne ap te..inkar c dil nu osnal hoye pyar te..jdo hoya ehsas ta vichad gye o,jo ban gye sadi jaan c...
14)sanu pta hai tu krda ae scha pyar sanu..sada ishq ibadat tere lyi..asi chah ke vi tenu chah na ske,te ishq apna dikha na ske..sanu maaf kar dvi yaara asi tere nal wafa kma na ske..
15)kadar kiti na tu sade pyar di..hor tetho ki umeed rakhiye..sanu apneya ne dobeya ain kinare ni..hun hor gera to ki umeed rakhiye.
16)Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange, Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange, Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost, Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange
17)Sunder mundriye hoe!Tera kaun wicahara hoe!Dullah bhatti walla hoe!Dullahe di dhee vyayae hoe!Ser shakkar payee hoe!Kudi da laal pachaka hoe!Kudi da saalu paatta hoe!Salu kaun samete!Mamhe choori kutti! zamidara lutti!Zamindaar sudhaye!bade bhole aaye!Ek bhola reh gaya!Sipahee pa
18)hakk lena mainu aunda si, par ohne kehta k tera koi hakk nahi mere te.... main taa timepaas krdi si, tu socheya shayad mrgi tere te... maarhi kismat saadi
19)Aaj main Apne ehna Hathan diyan lakeeran nu hi mitta dita.... Jo mainu baar baar Yaad dwaundiyan si k, Tu mere Naseeb vich nhi....
20)Oye! Ki lagta hai mai tenu distrua karne vaste msg karia c ? O na ji na mai to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia c k tussi ullu ho. Bdi dertak jagte rehte ho. So jao ab.
21)Tu ki jane mere jazbatan nu, Main jaag k katda raatan nu, Tu samjhi na meriyan baatan nu, Hun laundi nitt tu laare, Pehla main pattda c kuriyan, Ajj tu patt ta pataliye naare ....;)
22)Sohni surat te kade MAAN ni karida.. Dhan-Doolat te khade GUMAAN ni karida... PYAR pa ke je Nibauna nahi aaunda... Ta YAARI la ke kise nu 'BADNAAM' ni karida.
23)Oh kehndi c minnu Phulla naal pyar hai Pr jad khilde c ta Tord lendi c Oh kehndi c minnu Baarish naal pyar hai Pr jad pendi c ta luk jandi c Oh kehndi c minnu Hawa naal pyar hai Pr jad chaldi c ta Bariya band kr lendi c Phir us vele mai Dar jeha janda c Jad oh kehdi c minu tere nal PyaR " hai.
24)Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
25)Har dhadkan tere dil di dhadkan de naal chale. Bhave kamliye tere to koha door ha asi.. Koi sade kambde bulla wal vi ta vekhe, Shayad ehsaas ho jawe ke kine mazboor ha asi..
26)Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi. Santa k 3 the, usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu. lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ? WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye
27)Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
28)Arz Kiya Hai, Gaur Farmayega "Naach BuLbuL Naach, Tujhe Paisa MiLega... Wah Wah... "Hum CiD Se Hai, Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi HiLega..
29)Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte h..?? . . Golu: M'am wo Roz GALIYA Khate h.. . . Teacher: Kya Matlab..?? . . . . Golu: Ji wo, CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE h..!!
30)Okay i got the answer of "Jeans pehnkar jo tune maara thumka toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi" Kavi ke anusaar Padosan ki bhabhi Lesbian hai !
31):Airtel effect: Bikhari: "Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 1 Rupaya Dedo Baba... . . . Boy:" Chutte Nahi Hai... . . . . Bhikhari:" Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video hi Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala...
32)In the court, Judge: Ur parents have been divorced now.. Will U go with mom? Boy: No, she beats me Judge: Dad? Boy: He beats me too Judge: Then 1 kaam karo . . . . . . U Go with Delhi Daredevils & Pune Warriors, They never beat anyone ========== 1)Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai, Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai, Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao, Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai, Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao, Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai..
2)Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi, Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi, Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko, Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi…
3)Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho
4)Kabhi aana hamare sath, ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge, rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha, aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge…
5)Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hoon Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hoon Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hoon…
6)Door nighaon se bar bar jaya na karo Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo Tum bin ek pal bhi jee na sakenge hum Yeh ehsas bar bar dilaya na karo..!
7)Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyar mile Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Jo b Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Tu ne jo Dard dya, uski Qasam khata hoon Itna zyaada hai ke, Ehsaas daba jata hoon Meri Taqdeer bata, Aur Takaaza kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Mai ne Jazbaat k Sang khelte Daulat dekhi Apni Aankhon se Mohabbat ki Tijaarat dekhi Aisi Dunya mai Mere waaste rakha kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Aadmi chahe to Taqdeer badal sakta hai Poori Dunya ki wo Tasveer badal sakta hai Aadmi soch to le, uska Iraada kya hai? Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyaar mile Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
8)Mujhe apne chand Sawalon ka jawab chahye Tumarey Dil mai thori si jaga chahye Tujh ko Mere siwa kisi aur ka Khayal na rahey Teri Zindagi mai Mujh ko wo Maqam chahye Jo waqt b Hum ne Tere Bina guzarey hain Wapis Mujhe wo apne Shab-o-Roz chahye Teri Zindagi mai Meri kya Ahsiyat hai RAZA Sab kuch chor, is baat ka Jawab Chahye Mujhe
9)Doston Aap Logon ke Piyaar Ne Mujhe Bahut Himmat Afzai Ki Hai Jis Ke Liye Mai Aap Ki Bahut Shukar Guzar Hoon.Aap Ki Bazm Me Mai Aaj Sajid Sahab Ki Ghazal Lai Hon ummed Ke Pasand Aaye gi
10)Teer Chahiye Nahi Talwar Chahiye Hona Ho Sar Boland To Bas Piyar Chahiye Shair Chahiye Nahi Funkar Chahiye Duniya Ko Aaj Sirf Gulokar Chahiye Qasr Chahiye Nahi Darbar Chahiye Hum Ko To Ek Jhalak tera Dedar chahiye Mujh Ko Na Taqt Aur Na Darbar Chahiye Galib Ke Aur Meer Ke Ashaar chahiye Meri yehi Dua Hai Shifayab Hon Sabhi Kaheta Hai Har Tabeeb Ke bimar Chahiye Aasanion Se Lutf Na Ayega Piyar Me Hum Ko Rahe Piyar Bhi Dushwar Chahiye… Shayar:Aitebar Sajid Zindagi Maout Ki Amanath hai Zindagi ko sanbhal ke rakhiye
11)Hame ek ajnabi achi lagne lagi, unki bathein dil ko chu ne lagi, dosti tho na thi par hone lagi, reply jab atha hai tho ek ajeeb se khusi mehsoos hone lagi. DOSTI tho na thee par hone lagi. sab dosti se payari ek Ajnabi ki dosti acchi lagne lagi.. Ab ajnabi ka shayar kehna achha laga… Apne naam se zayada shayar sunna acha laga..
12)Hum tho shayar hai bhad me Dost app ne SHAYAR kaha wo lafz acha lagaa… Humne tho apna naam zahir kardiya Sunne ki jo ho kwashih ap ka naam Wo ab apse keh diya.. Dil ne b apni choti si jagah me Aap k naam kabza kar ne laga… Ek ajnabi dost hame call karega Ab barosa hone lagaa… Ab dil tho diwana hone laga…. Dosti ek ajnabi se jo karne lagaa… Kayaal rakne ko kehthe hoo…. Call tho karthe hoo, Magar mizaz puchna bhool jate ho Dost tho manthe hoo Magar dosti jatana bhool jathe hoo, Aye Qudha ye kaisa ajnabi dost ham ne paya hai… Kayaal rakne ko kehtha hai Magr baat karne ko darta hai… Hum b tho unke dost hai Phir kyun Ye yaad dilana padtha hai..
13)Zindagi ka yehi tarana hai Gam uthana hai muskrana hai. Rop tera bada suhana hai Tujh pe qurban ye zaman hai. Kis qadar pyaar mera sachcha hai Aaj dil bar ko aazmana hai. Tujh ko paon ya tera hojaon Zindagi ka yehi fasana hai. Is tarah se na muskuraya karo Jaan lewa ye muskurana hai. Aarzi hai ye dunya aye lugon Har kisi ko yahan se jana hai. Arzoo hai yehi meri Danish Dust dushman ko bhi banana hai.
14)Thaharo satao na itna sanam humko. Sayad he sah payenge,Jaharile is gum ko. Mehbub khata kya hai,duniya ko batalao. Thaharo mai kadam chumu,feer karana jo chaho. Jyada na dhadakao,sanso ki saragam ko. Jajbaton ke shole,ab her pal bhadakenge. Tarase the jo naina ab,nis din barasenge. Her vakt pukarenge humjoli hum-dam ko.
15)Miley kisi se Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi Rahe na apni Khabar to samjho Ghazal hoi Mila ke Nazron ko walehana Haya se phir Jhuka ley koi Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi Idhar machal ker unhein pukare Junoon Mera Dharak uthe Dil Udhar to samjho Ghazal hoi Udaas Bistar ki Silwatein jab Tumhein Chubhein Na Soo sako Raat bhar to samjho Ghazal hoi Wo Bad-Guman ho to Shair soojhe na Shayari Wo Meherbaan ho Zafar to samjho Ghazal hoi ================== 1)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda
2)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra
3)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c.
4)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
5)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!
6)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te.
7)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda..
8)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah
9)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....
10)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
11)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin"
12)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
13)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
14)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
15)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..
16)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru
17)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry.
18)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.
19)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
20)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;
21)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :)
22)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....
23)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,
24)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr......
25)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche
26)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.
27)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.
28)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi....
29)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.
30)Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu, rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan <(".")>mummy! ) ) Breek Kangi _/ /_ Deo.
31)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.
32)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!
33)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”
34)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori
35)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.
36)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.
37)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
38)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?
39)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!!
40)Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari
41)Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai Jinny TENU nai Vikhya "o darya e nae"!
42)Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje, Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje, Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a, Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a..
43)Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar
44)Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya.
45)1budi mr gyi. ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha, na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani' Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi" ..:
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