Hai frnds main mere true love story ka part 1 already aap ke saath share kar chuka hun ab uske baad jo hua iss main mere zindegi hamesha ke liye daba ho geyi kahani thi mene dipa ko 12.12.2012 din saam ko 6 pm ko propose kiya aur usne inkar kar diya aur boli ki iss relationship impossible hai maine uska cause pucha bo bas yaahi keheti rahi ki hamare ghar balone raji nahi honge maine usko pucha ki gharbalo ki baat baad main pehele main tumhar decission jaan na chahata hun lekin bo chup rahi aur maine phone cut kar liya uske baad mujhe laga ki jese mere dimag mere body function chalna band ho gaya hai mere aakhon main itni si v aasu nahi nikla main puri tharaha dead body ban gaya tha usi raat ko mujhe itna sa v neend nahi aya bas keshe raat gujar jaye tommrow ke subhe ko uska ek missed call mer phone screne per dekhi aur maine phone kiya aur bo phone utha kar pehele boli ki tum kal khana khaya ya nahi maine bola ab hamare bich koi relationship bacha nahi aur iss khana khane bare main kyun aur uske baad maine phone rakh liya aur bahat roya ro ro ke mere tabiyat kharab ho gaya tha maine uske liya uska bairthday ke liye ek bahat bada surprise rakha tha frnds bo surprise itne special thi ki saayad esi tarah ki surprise kisi boyfrnd ne apni girl frnd ko nahi diya hoga bo surprise thi D – DAINTY I – IMPRESSIVE P- PATIENCE A – ANGEL YAANI USKI NAAM KO TOD KAR YAHI SURPRISE KIYA THA lekin main iss ko vi present nahi kar paya mera mind cocerntrate nahi ho raha tha phadhai v acchi tharah nahi ho raha tha over all main bilkul uski yaad main khoya reheta tha tab mere +2 exam srif 2 months baki tha aur maine every books srif 2 unit compliet kiya tha aur 2 unit baki tha main kya karu mere dimag main kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha iss waqt mere +2 exam ka date pass aa gaya aur mere exam bahat bad geya itna hone ke baad v bo yaad mere dimag main nahi ja raha tha main karu to kya karu iss waqt mere +2 ka result publish hua aur result main 3rd division geya tha mujhe khud ko yekin nahi ho raha tha ki main 3rd division geya hun usi din bahat roya main bas yahi soch rahi thi ki mera kitna bad luck jo ki mera carrier aur love dono ko mere pass chin liya aur usi time dipa ka v 10th result publish hua aur bo 1st division geyi thi ab bo jabTHA lekin main iss ko vi present nahi kar paya mera mind cocerntrate nahi ho raha tha phadhai v acchi tharah nahi ho raha tha over all main bilkul uski yaad main khoya reheta tha tab mere +2 exam srif 2 months baki tha aur maine every books srif 2 unit compliet kiya tha aur 2 unit baki tha main kya karu mere dimag main kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha iss waqt mere +2 exam ka date pass aa gaya aur mere exam bahat bad geya itna hone ke baad v bo yaad mere dimag main nahi ja raha tha main karu to kya karu iss waqt mere +2 ka result publish hua aur result main 3rd division geya tha mujhe k mujhe dekhta hai to mujhe baat karana to dur ki baat mujhe dekh kar undekh kar chali jati hai frnds bo ab uski lover debasis ke sath bahat khus hai dosto main janta hun ki debasis ek accha ladka nahi hai main sochta hun ki dipa ko yahi bat bata du fir v mera dill mujhse mana karti hai kyun ki dipa meri majburi hai agar main uska agnaist main kuch karunga to bo agar dipa ke saath kuch galat kam kiya to aur aise vi mere pass koi proof nahi hai ki main usko galat sabit karu aur do pyar kar ne balo ko juda kar na vi sahi nahi hai frnds ab mujhe +3 ke degree ke liye acchi college main seet nahi mil rahi hai iss bat lekar ab main bahat tension main hun fir vi aaj tak dipa ko mere dill se nahi nikala hun kyun ki bo meri zinde gi aur sabse badi majburi hai dosto har ek teenagers ki bahat sari dream hota hai bo bahat sari dream dekht hain maine vi dekha tha lekin mere unsuccess hone ke karan bo sab toot gaya hai frnd main dipa ke bina kabhi v nahi ji paunga agar pyar ke liye bo mera sarir gift main mange to maine khusi se de dunga uska pyar mere blood k har ek ek tissu main hai aar main mar jaun to thavi v mere pyar uske liye nahi kamega bo chahe mere liye jitni buri kyun na ho main bas us se pyar karta rahunga main uske liye mere zindegi ki aakhir saans tak intzar karunga aur sat janmo tak pyar karta rahunga chahe main kitni bikher jaun chahe main kitni tukda kyun na ho jaun bas usko pyar karta rahunga ager dipe aap mere love story phad rahe to pls yahi maat sochna ki main aap ki pyar ki raste main kanta ho kar khada rahuga main aap ko wada karta hun ki tumhari life main jitni vi hurdel , diffculty aaye usko sab se pehele main samna karnga agar main samna karte karte mar jaunga to fir v main iswar se yahi parthana karunga ki bo kabhi v tumhare love life ki parishani na bane bas ab main iswar se yaahi parthana karunga ki tum hamsha debasis k saath khus raho aur frnd aap sab v aap ne girlfrnd aur boy frnd ke saat khus raho frnds yahi thi merilove story agar kuch galat likha to i am sorry frnds and dipa main kese mere life gujarunga . Kyun ki agar main sarir hun to bo meri aatma hai bo meri sab kuch hai us k liya main aaj mere study carrier k saath compermise kiya hun . Main ek asi ladka hun main kisi vi kimat par mere carrier aur pyar ko nahi chod sakta hun kyun ki bo dono hi merechala gai aur jate jate mujhe ghum kar ja rahi thi mujhe bahat rona aa raha tha aur iss aasu ko kisi taraha rakh kar main bhubaneswar chal aai tavhi main ne socha ki bo mujhe pyar karta hai . Main akela mere hostel main uski photo ko lekar birth day aur valentains day manaye aur sare yaado ko ek dairy main lekh kar rakhi . Iss tharaha 7 months chala gai bo din tha 12.12.2012 iss din ke saam ko main usse propose kiya lekin bo refuse kar diya main bahat raya aur tabhi jana ki mere love srif one side love tha . Ab uski ek boy friend hai ab bo mere baat nahi kar ti hai jab vi dekh ta hai nahi dekhne ki hala gai bo din tha 12.12.2012 iss din ke saam ko main usse propose kiya lekin bo refuse kar diya main bahat raya aur tabhi jana ki mere love srif one side love tha . Ab uski ek boy friend hai ab bo mere baat nahi kar ti hai jab vi dekh ta hai nahi dekhne ki acting kar ke chla ja ta hai friends batao use ke bina main kese mere life gujarunga zindegi hai un dona bagera mere hai ki vi na rehene ka bara bar hai bas akhir main GOD se itna due mang ta hun ki bo jahn rehe khus rahe uski boy friend usko mujhe se vi jaada pyar kare bo hamesha succes ho GOD kare uska actress hone ki sapna vi such ho jaye aur main sari lovers ko kehena chahunga ki jisi ko vi pyar kere saache dill se pyar kare GOD bless all by friends
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1)Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo
2)Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein 3)Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke 4)Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai 5)You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me 6)Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le 7)Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai 8)Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai… 9)“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE” 10)Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!! 11)Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi… Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. 12)Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi… 13)Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
14)jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,
Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..
15)Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata 16) I saw a Beautiful dream Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so innocent Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me. 17)Pyar Insan Sbse Krta H
Pr Sacha Pyar Jise Mohbt Kehte H
Sirf 1 Se Hota H
Lakh Chahe Dono Nibhana
Pr Rista To Khuda Ki Mrzi Se Banta H 18)A cute line said by a sweet rose:
"It's better to stay on a boy's grave who died for love than 2 stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love
19)Few lines of my life:-
If Sum1 Would Ask Me Who I Want To B Wid...?
I Would Simply Say...
"Sum1 Who wud Nvr Leave Me Just Bcoz 0f S0MEB0DY Else"..! 20)insaan life me sirf 2 baar badlta hai
1) jab uski life me koi a jata hai
2) jab uski life se koi chala jata hai 21)dil ne mujhe kaha aap se doh baatein karlu,agar aap izzaazat de toh aap ko yaad karlu,kehne ko toh lavse kum pad jaay, par ye sach hai ki sirf aap ke yaad mein mera dil dadakta hai. 22)someone u love is an extension of yourself without dat person u are not complete so better you take good care of yourself because i dont want to loose a part of me. 23)Kahte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri hoto
Kismat mein mohhbat nahi hoti.
Par sach to ye hai ki hatho mein ho koi
Pyara hath to lakiro ki bhi jarurat nhi hoti … 24)Dil ki awaz koi pehchanta nahi,
Kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi,
Hum bhi nahi chahte aapko pareshan karna,
Magar kya kare.. dil hai ki manta nahi… 25)Hum wo nahi jo dil tod denge,
Thaam ker haath sath chod denge,
Hum dosti karte hai pani or machli ki tarah,
Juda karna chahe koi to hum dum tod denge… 26)Ankhe ro padhi unka na paigam aaya,
Chale gaye humein akela chhod ke ye kesa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujhpe
Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya… 27)Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai… 28)Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai
Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate hai
Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad
Log barish ko bhul jate hai… 29)Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge… 30)Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
32)Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... 33)Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. 34)Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate. 35)Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki. 36)Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe! 37)ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai...
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38)Dur hokar bhi mere karib ho,
mere DilSe pucho kitne aziz ho,
apni hatheli ko kabhi gaurse dekho,
shayad kisi lakir me mera bhi nasib ho.
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39)Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
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40)Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai,
Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
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1)If U Fall In Love,
Send Words
I Will Come
If I Am Alive
Or
If I Am Not
I Will Come Through Ur Tears,
Through Ur Feelings
And Through Ur Dreams 2)Without Love — days are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Love everyday… 3)those we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday…
Unseen…
Unheard…
still near..
still loved..
still Missed..
still very dear… 4)where words fail, action speak ,
where action fails, eyes speak,
where eyes fail , tears speak,
AND where everything fail,
LOVE SPEAKS 5)I’m feeling so happy, do u know why?
b’coz i m so lucky ,do u know how ?
b’coz God love me. do u know how?
b’coz he gave me a gift.
do u know what? its YOU my love. 6)A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You’ve filled a space no one could fill. 7)Have a cigar daily – You’ll die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily – You’ll die 30 yrs early.
Love someone truly – You’ll die daily.
8)Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.
9)I’m feeling so happy, do u know why?
B’coz I’m so lucky, do u know how?
B’coz God loves me. Do u know how?
B’coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
It’s U my love. 10)You’re my first thought in the morning
And every moment in between
I’m lost in your eyes
And the night arrives
You are in my dreams
I love you 11)“A boy proposed a
girl,SHE rejects,
but boy was not
sad,FRIENDS ask
“why u r not sad”
boy~why sad,
I lost 1 who
never loved me
but SHE lost 1
who really loves
her”.. 12)A line from a person who has understood life properly
“I thought love is life…!
But my love taught me what is life..!” 13)If you delete this SMS
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !! 14)“Love & care are gifts…
If you receive it,open and appreciate it..
If not,don’t worry..,
Someone somewhere is still wrapping it for u.:) 15)I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but ..
I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU.
16)some like one
some like two
i like one
that is u.
ROSE IS RED
SKY ID BLUE
MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR YOU.
i love the ‘y’
i love the ‘o’
i love the ‘u’
put them together
and i love ‘you’.
17)What Is The Mean Of LOVE?
L – Loss
O – Of
V – Valuable
E – Energy
o,,,o /), /)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U and me forever..
and ever and ever!
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life…. 18)Love doesn’t require two
people look at each other,
but
that they look together in
the same direction
World most beautiful sentence
“… BUT, I LOVE YOU”
world most painful sentence
“I LOVE YOU BUT…” 19)Love me,
don’t hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!
because you love me for ever. 20)Always Remember,
“Love is Like Cigar..
it starts with fire..
continue with smoke..
and ends in ashes….” 21)On the Pages of roses…
with the ink of Moon light…
A pen of Love have written…
Only three words for you…
“I LOVE U” 22)In the Flower My Rose Is u,
In the Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In the Sky My Moon Is u,
I am Only Body My Heart Is u,
That’s Why I Always MISS U.
23)When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b… 24)C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
I Love You From the Heart. 25)i love u when u are happy
i love u when u are sad
i love u when u are laughing
i love u when u are mad
i love u when u are playful
i love u when u are blue
but the reason why i love u b’coz u are you !! 26)If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…
True love is eternal… Cherish the love when you’ve got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don’t let love be only a memory in U.
If i were to describe true love than i would describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…
Don’t give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.
Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why? B’coz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART and far from my EYES.
A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a song until someone sings it. Love wasn’t put in the heart to stay, for love isn’t love ’till you give it away. 27)Dedicate time to enjoy, it’s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it’s the path to happiness. Dedicate time to love and be loved, it’s source of joy and satisfaction.
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….someone somewhere is thinking of you.I love U…………..
when you wait for someone for few minutes-its need for few hours-its trust for few weeks-its friendship but when you know the person will not come and still wait-its love.
My blood is not costly,it is very cheap….
but,my heart is very very costly,B’coz it is full of “YOU” my dear……. 28)May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep, the autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and always… let there be love.
My love for you is like water falling countless The beating of my heart for you is so
heavy and soundless. The feeling of being in your arm is so precious and endless.
It’s funny how big of an impact u have on me. It’s like when I see u, u don’t even have to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that’s how I remember my reasons for loving u.
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be with me for ever ===============================================
1)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha....
RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha.....
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda...
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 2)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zcinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion tv de tra.
Suneya tenu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra
3)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c. 4)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K....
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
5)Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
.
.
.
.
.
..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 6)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te. 7)Main nwa number lai leya hai,,
CHAPPAL da.
Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni,
Changa ni lagda.. 8)Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 9)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave..... 10)Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
11)If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don't b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 12)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
13)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 14)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
15)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 16)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru 17)Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry. 18)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 19)Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 20)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 21)If some one hurts you....
Don't Worry.
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just Smile and Say..
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fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 22)Jutti tang
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jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne.... 23)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
. Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,
24)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr...... 25)Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche 26)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 27)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.
Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai. 28)Kde teddy day ,,,,,
kde chocolate day
kde rose day ,,,,,
kde propose day......
Oye angrejo
koi "single day" v bna dao____
saade vrgeya lyi.... 29)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi.
Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi.
4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi. 30)Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,
rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo. 31)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 32)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de! 33)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 34)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori 35)Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 36)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!
Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave. 37)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi 38)PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?
Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?
Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?
Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?
Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 39)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!! 40)Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari
41)Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni
Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni
Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai
Jinny TENU nai
Vikhya
"o darya e nae"! 42)Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a.. 43)Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar 44)Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya. 45)1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"
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