My fun with you

  1)India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!! 

2)Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du? 

3)Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” 

4)A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. 

5)Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai. 

6)Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, 

face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi Define boy!! The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask : “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?” Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya.. Boys alwayz rocks… 

7)Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d 

8)Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi. 

9)Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi “O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…” Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur bola himmat hai to aage Gaa.. 

10)Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

11)kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai : 

12)Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) 

13)Lines by School boy… Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, Just to See her.. N then realize that, . . . . . Im holding a pen..!! 

14)HUMBLE REQUEST.. He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy.. Now he needs our help.. Please save Vijay Mallya.. Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess.. 

15)Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!! 

16)Hard fact about youngsters, . . . . . . . . . . They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room’ 

17)What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! 

18)Edison Had Rightly Said: A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer.. Now We Know.. . . . . . . . . Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 

19)Hardest job in the world: . . . . Police sketch artist in CHINA. 

20)Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! 

21)Bura mat suno. Bura mat dekho. Bura mat bolo. I did not know ‘Bura’ was Manmohan singh’s nickname. 

22)Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai. 

23)Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . khud kitne bade kaminey honge par larki shareef chahiye….. 

24)Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na ! 

25)If movies wear made by drinkers, it would be named- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen par. 

26)Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? 1. I Love u. 2. Aapki kasam. 3. U r my 1st love. 4. Balance nahi hai. 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi. 6. Parents sath mein hai. 7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi. 

27)Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water! 

28)G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:- Innocent R:- Rone ki machine L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali. ;

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