Hi friends,
Mera Naam Dumish hai mai apani life ki first true love story appke sat sher kar na chahata hu.
10 year pahle ki bat hai jab mai 11clase me tha tab mere sat mere clase me swathi nam ki ladki thi jab mai use pahali bar college me mila tabhi muze o baki ladkiose alag ladaki diki . na o kisi se zada baten karthi ti bus kuch din aisehi chale gaye.mera man karta tha ki mai usase bat karu par meri himat hi nahi hoti thi kuch din bad o hamare grupe me rahane lagi din badte gaye mere man me uske liye filling badte gaye fir kuch din bad maine ye bat apne baki friend ko batai lekin mai darta tha ki agar ye bat use pata chalegi to o muzse bat karna chod degi isliye mai darne laga.
ek sal aisehi bit gaya 12 clase me hamre college ka tur hyedrabad gajane wala tha mai or mera baki grupe bhi ane wala tha lekin mai kush nahi tha q ki usme swathi nahi ane wali thi . jab o achank muze tren me dikhi to mai itana khush hua ki mai khushise zhumne laga.
tab muze laga ki shayad muze usase mohabat ho gai hai.
usase bate karna uske pas rahana o 4 din mere life ke bohati acche din the.ghar wapas ane ke bad mera kahi man nahi lagata tha ek din ye bate mere frien ko batai usne kaha ki ye sab use jakar batade par mujme o himathi nahi thi ki mai use kahu ki mai tumse pyar karta hu muje o apna ek friend samaz thi tikuch din bad o dusre gaon rahane ko chali gaye. maine apne dil ki bat dil me rakhi use abtak pata nahi ki mai use cahane laga tha.
dosto us waqt agar mai use sab bata deta to mere dilka boz halaka ho zata tha. mai ajbhi use yad karta hu.
asi tha mera one side love
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to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho... 2)Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai... 3)Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu. 4)Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu. 5)Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance? 6)Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. 7)Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. 8)Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back... 9)santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar... 10)Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
11)Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.. 12)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.
Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai... 13)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si... 14)Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry... 15)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! 16)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda... 17)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi...
18)Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi! 19)Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?
Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi... 20)Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h... 21)dipi: maa khana kive bnade ha i?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar... 22)Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.
23)Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?
santa:lambi drive te.
Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h. 24)Hanju sadi takdir,
Asi hanjua de wich rul jana.!
Asi umaran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna,
Tusi sanu holi holi pul jana..!! 25)Beautiful Phrase from Guru Granth Sahib:
Teri Kismat da Likha Tere to Koi Le Nai sakda,
Je Usdi Mehar ho Jaave te Tenu o v Mil jayega jo Tera ho Nai sakda. 26)Jeende rahe tan milage lakh wari..
Mar gaye tan dilo bhulavi na..
Je rabb dur tere ton menu le gya..
O meto aya nahio jana bhulavi naa... 27)Mai apne dil kolo pucheya...
Dila dass mai os kudi nu ena pyaar kyun karda haan...??
Ta mera Dil kehnda…
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Kanjjra mera kam ta khoon
supply krna aa...
Mainu tere pyar pyur naal koi
vaasta nai...
Aiwe sir na khaya kr meraa... 28)Ik aurat ne anna hazare nu pucheya..
Baapu eh tu roj roj anshan te qu baith jana aa..??
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Anna hazare:- kya karu oh ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor..
Ha ha 29)Kityey ishq na ho jaawe dil darda rainda aey par,
Tainu milne nu dil marda rainda aey je,
Dissey na mukhra tera aukhi raat langauni ni..
Tere darshan bade jaruri na te fir nind na auni ni. 30)Ena Roop da mann na ker kudhiye
ki saddi chamdhi tere naal di nahi.
ki hoya je dhii tu amira di hai
putter asi v kise kangal de nahi.
niit hasna khedna kam sadda bande
asi v bure vichhar de nahi.
ki hoya je mukh mordh ke lang gayi hai
pukha main v tere pyar da nahi..!!! 1)To some stranger you might be nothing at all.
But to me you are why I wake up in the mornings,
You are the reason why am not crying anymore.
You were the gentle man that came along,
2)When my hand is wrinkled so,
it's you that I will still want you know.
As my hair turns silver and gray
remember me as I was yesterday.
My long red hair blowing in the breeze,
we loved ..........
3)Me on the left and you on the right
the way we laid our bodies the start of the night.
My head on two pillows as yours lay on one
tired from the day and all we had 4)I get butterflies,
every time,
You look at me, touch me, talk to me.
Big cheesy smiles across my face,
You fill that empty place,
Deep in my heart,
Where it has been lonely for such 5)I met this beautiful girl a couple years ago
I wanted her I liked her but I didn't know
If she felt the same way as me
I laid awake every night thinking of everything we could be 6)As I was walking down a dirt road.
I picked a daisy along the way.
I thought of my true love,
And where he was today.
I look at the daisy’s petals.
They were each white as snow, 7)When I fell in love my heart was on fire
To be with you was my one desire
And if you love me I’ll give you everything you need
A lifetime of promises and a world full of dreams 8)t must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel 9)3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you 10)They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat 11) If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it wouldrain all day 12)I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u. 13)f 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. 14)I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love. 15)1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u 16)In the darkest
Night of nights
When the moon
Has all but perished
There lies beauty
Sinister beauty
We just need to find it
17)There is too much Beauty
For us to wholly see-
Our ordinary eyes
Feast daily
on Abundances
unperceived. 18)Magic
Is mystical
Pleasing bewilderment
Marvel
You are my magic
Beauty
Is phantasy
A charm, flowering
Colonnade
You are my beauty
Love
Is artless
Northern Star
Heart
Love is you
Simple
19)Adoring, this is true beauty
Caring, this is true beauty
Passionate, this is true beauty
flawless, this is true beauty
Always there, this is true beauty
Friend in need.this is true beauty
Friend indeed, this is true beauty
dazzling smiles, this is true beauty
spirit as of a warrior, this is true beauty
servant hood, this is true beauty
I can win attitude, this is true beauty
Eyes as lovely as a dove 20)In beauty may I walk
All day long may I walk
Through the returning seasons may I walk
Beautifully I will possess again Beautifully birds
Beautifully joyful birds
On the trail marked with pollen may I walk
With grasshoppers about my feet may I walk
With dew about my feet may I walk
With beauty may I walk
With beauty before me may I walk
With beauty behind me may I walk With beauty above me may I walk
With beauty all around me may I walk
In old age, wandering on a trail of beauty,
lively, may I walk
In old age, wandering on a trail of beauty,
living again, may I walk
It is finished in beauty
It is finished in beauty
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