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1)Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa
2)Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte
Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte
Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir
Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte
Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar
Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte
Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe
Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte
Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein
Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte
3)Apno se juda kar deti hai,
Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai,
Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se.
Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai,
Phir bhi iska intzaar hai,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai,
Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai.
Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai,
Kabhi humse nazar churati hai.
Palkon se isko chakhte hain,
Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain,
Itni nazakat hai zindgi se,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye,
Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye.
Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai,
Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai.
Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi,
kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli,
Itni shararat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Door ye ho to ghum hota hai,
Pass ho to iska karam hota hai.
Khud apni marzi se chalti hai,
Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai.
Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain,
Mann hi mann ye sochte hain,
Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain,
Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain.
Har pal humko nahi hai roka,
Thoda humko bhi deti mouka.
Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein,
Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein,
Itni izazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
4)Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne
Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne
Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse
Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse
Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh
Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse
Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke
Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke
Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi
Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke…
5)Tu jaane na ki kaun hai tu,
phoolo ke Gulistan ka sartaj hai tu,
honge gulshan me gul hazaar,
in gulo ka gulaab hai tu,
Tu na jane ki kaun hai tu,
sangeet jaisi awaz ka sur-taal hai tu,
Hoti hai jab amaawas ki raat to,
Ugte huye suraj ka ahsaas hai tu,
Tu na jane kaun hai tu
udasi bhare chero ki mushkan hai tu
hote hai jb gam k badal asman me
th baadlo k beech se nikalta hua chand hai tu…..
Tu Jaane na ki kaun hai tu,
Oss ki boondo jaisi taajgi ka ehsaas hai tu,
aati hai jab mere hoto pe udasi ki aahat,
hasta hu fir bhi,us hasi ka raaz hai tu,
Tu jaane na ki kaun hai tu,
Dhadkate dilo ki baichani ka naam he tu,
Tanhai me jab band hoti hai palke meri,
bahte huye ashko ka sailaab hai tu,
Tu na jaane ki kaun hai tu
mahakati hui garm saanso ka guman hai tu,
Tadpta raha pane ki chahat me jisko umar bhar,
Wo reshmi khwaabo ka gunahgaar hai tu,
Tu na jaane kaun hai tu,
Dil ko jo sakoon he,wo awaj hai tu,
yu to suni hai sangeet bahut maine,
sargam se bhi khanakati,koyal ki awaz hai tu,
Tu Jane na ki kaun hai tu,
Me na jaanu ki kaun hai tu,
Me tujhme,tu Mujhme samaay is tarah,
k me jism,tu jaan,par itna b na jane tu,
Tu na jaane kaun hai tu,
chandni raat ke jazbaad hai tu,
Hai dhero rang is jahana me magar,
Hatho me lagi Mehndi ka rang hai tu
Tu jane na kaun hai tu,
khwabo me jo aaye,wo tajmahal hai tu,
Likhe to rait pe lakho haseen naam maine,
mera dil jo dhadkaye,wahi naam hai tu,
Tu na jaane kaun hai tu,
savere ki pahli kiran ka naam hai tu,
chah-chahati hai jab chidiya ujale me,
us madhur awaz ka ahsaas hai tu,
6)Yu To Chand bhi Bhatakta hai Rat Bhar
Me jo Bhatak gaya to Bat kya
Sari Duniya Roti hai Chup kar
Me jo thoda Ro liya to Bat Kya
Har Kisi Ko Talab hai Pyar Ki
Maine thoda Soch liya to Bat Kya
Roshni ki Chah to sab ko hai
Maine thoda Andhera mang liya to Bat kya
Zindagi k is Haseen Khwab me
Maine Use mang liya to Bat Kya
Har kisi ne Mehfil ko Chaha Yaha
Maine Tanhai ko Chaha to Bat kya
Yu to Chand bhi Bhatakta hai Rat bhar
Me jo Bhatak gaya to Bat kya
7)Khusbo’n Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Mein
Pyar Apna Basane Ka Waada Karo
Rang Jitne Tumhari Mohabbat Ke Hai
Mere Dil Mein Sajane Ka Waada Karo
Hai Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujhko Yaqeen
Phir Bhi Dil Chata Hai Mere Dil Nasheen
Yunhi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara
Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo
Jab Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karte Ho Tum
Dharkano Mein Naya Rang Bharte Ho Tum
Barha Kar Chuke Ho Magar Aaj Phir
Mujhko Apna Banane Ka Waada Karo
Sirf Lafzon Se Iqraar Hota Nahin
Ik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Hai
Mai Tumhe Yaad Rakhne Ki Khaun Kasam
Tum Mujhko Na Bhulne Ka Waada Karo
8)Unko karib lane k chaah main,
Sabse dur hote gaye,
Wo karib na aaye,
Sab dur chale gaye.
Paas jaane k chaah main, unke
Sabse dur ho gaye,
Sabse anzaan bante gaye,
Wo hume anzaan kahe gaye.
Har khusi unki dekhne k liye,
Har waqt dur rahe unke nazroon se hum.
Jaan na paa-e wo hume,
Bhul gayi hume, do pal kya jo dur ho gaye hum.
Kitni kosisho k baad manaya,
Milne ko khudse,
Uss Milan main bhi bechadna tha,
Unko mujse.
Hum tho bas unhe kuch kehana chahate,
Per wo humse kuch sunna na chahate,
Khwaab main tho der raat baate kar leta,
Saamne unke main kuch bool na pata.
Kaise karu main bayaan labo se,
Karta tha main pyaar dil se,
Kash samaj jaati pyaar ko mere,
Na hona padta mujhe dur apno se.
9)Jo bani ho Mere lye
Jis ke lye mai Jee raha hoon
Jo kahe Hum saath hain Tere
Jise dekhne k liye Tarap raha hoon
Ek aisa hi Dildaar chahiye
Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye
Aane se jis ke Phool bhi Sharma jaye
Chalne se jis ke Hawa bhi Tham jaye
Ho har Waqt rahe saath mai Mere
Chahe saari Duniya Mujh se Rooth jaye
Aisa hi kisi ka Aitbaar chahiye
Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye
Jis ki ek Hansi k liye
Mar jane ko Dil kare
Jo kehde ek baar to
Phir Jeene ko Dil kare
Aisa hi Ek Humsafar chahiye
Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye
Ek baar mili thi Mujhe woh
Par pata nahi kaha kho gayi
Ab agar mil jaye toh
use kahi jane na doon
Wohi khoya Yaar chahiye
Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye
10)aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal
guzarti nahin hai, meri koi bhi pal
mujhko yahaan se le chal
aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal
woh manzil yahaan nahin milegi
jise tujhe talash hai
woh manzar yahaan nahin dikhega
jo tere dil ke aas paas hai
milti nahin hai mujhe yahaan koi bhi hal
mujhko yahaan se le chal
aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal
waise log yahaan nahin hai
jinko dhund raha hai tu
yahaan log waise nahin hai
jinse jud raha hai tu
na banegi yahaan mere sapno ka mahal
mujhko yahaan se le chal
aaj ye dil keheta hai, tu ab laut chal
1)When you find that special someone, don't let them out of your sight
2)Don't look for the one you can live with, but wait for the one you can't live without
3)When I think of remarriage I imagine finding a woman I don't like.... and giving her my house
4)Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love
5)Your beauty overwhelms me
As I wrap my arms around you
I press your softness tight
Great passion fills my inner being
I'm captured in your embrace
Your eyes control my very soul
The touch of your lips, heaven
Forever frozen in time
All else fades into nothing
6)Love! you dealt a bitter blow –
You lay me cross the mortal plains,
Bedewed, bedimmed amongst a show
Of tearful clouds: eternal rains
To weep at my enduring foe
Of harsh reality – searing pains of
Destiny: dependable propensity
To fool myself repeatedly
That I could ever triumph over love!
7)We've been together for a while now, and I need to let you know
Just how it would make me feel inside if you ever let me go. ..."
8)"There was a time I thought I could live on my own.
But then I met the woman who has changed my opinion. .
9)Void, empty, hollow inside
My dreams have fled, my hopes have died
Existence has no reason
Life's just passing with each season
She was my life, my hope, my love
All is gone, passed by thereof
The hurt is such no one should bear
What's to life, why should I
care?
I weep all night for my love gone
My heart is sick, for death I long
Mine eyes well tears for love that's lost
I'll mourn always for the great cost
But in each day Lord give me hope
Strengthen me so I may cope
Grant me wisdom to help me see
Thy great way and not just me.
10)Love is amazing
Love is baffling
Love can be an awesome thing
Love is false
Love is honest
Love can be a chauvinist
Love is pain
Love is delight
Love can be found at day or night
Love is intense
Love is gaudy
Love can be nice or naughty
Love is polite
Love is rude
Love can be misinterpreted from our childhood
Love is faithful
Love is capricious
Love can be what makes us anxious
Love is marriage
Love is divorce
Love can be a confusing force
Love is blind
Love is sighted
Love can be great when perfectly united
Love is complex
Love is simple
Love can be a great or bad example
Love is happiness
Love is infelicitous
Love can be an ever
changing status
11)I wish you could see how I feel for you,
feelings for you that are, oh, so true, ...
12)I sometimes feel my heart will burst
from wanting you so much
13)Love is good
Love is bad
Love is truth
Love is bad
Love smiles
Love frown
Love is generous
Love is wicked
Love is strong
Love is week
Love is shit
Love is peace
Love is comfort
Love is stress
Love is love
Love is hate
Love is a game
Love is a joke
Love is free
Love is slave
Love is fustrating
Love is addictive
Love is a punishment
Love can make you sing
Love can make you cry
Love is a blessing
Love inspires
Love hurts
Love is everything
14)O love love love love love love love
Makes me so glad baby makes me so sad
O love love love love love love love
Makes me so good baby makes me so bad
Your warm touch makes me feel like
male
Your negligence burns me like hell
O love love love love love love love
What is love baby who can tell?
You can make me feel so dreamy
You can arouse envy in me
O love love love love love love love
Love can make me curse you baby!
15)Love it sees
Love it hears
Love it feels
For those in tears
Love accepts
Love it knows
Love releases
Love it flows
Love is open
Love is strong
Love’s courageous
With patience long
Love is
lightness
Love is pure
Love is beauty
Love endures
Love’s compassion
Love is kind
Love’s forgiving
When life is blind
Love it dances
Love has wings
Love it soars
Love it sings
Love is tender
Love is sweet
Love with time
Becomes love deep
Love is constant
Love transcends
Love is oneness
Love never ends
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1)Jab jab mein leta hun saans tu yaad aati hai,
Meri har ek saans me teri khushbu bas jaati hai,
Kaise kahoon tere bina mein zinda hun,
Kyunki har saans se pehle teri khusbu aati hai…
2)Kuch Rishte Anjane me hi ho Jaate hain,
Pehle Dil fir Zindagi se jur jaate hain,
Kehte hain us Dour ko Pyaar,
Jisme log Zindagi se bhi pyaare ho jaate hain…
3)Majburiyo Ko Hum Ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai,
Hum Kaha Rote Hai Halaat Rula Dete Hai,
Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte Hai apko,
Par ap Yad Na Karne Ka ilzam Laga Dete Hai…
4)Mohabbat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jaati hai,
Har kisi ki ankhon mein bas nami si chod jaati hai,
Humne ki mohabbat to haal hua aisa,
Taaron ke beech ek shaam gujarta ho jaise…
5)Jab Kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,
Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskan ban jaaye,
Pyaar kehte hain use,
Jab Kisi ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye…
6)Itne yakin se to hum keh nahi sakte,
Ke hum apko yaad rakh payenge,
Par itna wada jarur kar sakte he,
Zindgi mein aapko kabhi bhul nahi payenge…
7)Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara..
har dil diwana hai tumhara..
log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum..
lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara…
8)Ap K Berukhi Ko B Rutba Diya Hum Nay,
Dosti Ka Har Farz Ada Kia Hum Ne,
Mat Sochiye Ga K Hum Bhula Dainge Apko,
Aj Phir Ap Se Pehlay Apko Yaad Kiya Hum Nay…
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Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.
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Log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain
To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain
May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain
To Tum Jaisay
Dost Ban Jatay Hain…
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Khuda Na Karay Apko Kabhi Gham Milay,
Khushia Aur Hansi Har Dam Milay,
Jab Kabhi Gham Apki Taraf Aye,
Khuda Karay Rastay May Usay Hum Milay.
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Phool Khushbu K Liye
Pyar Nibhane K Liye
Ankhen Dil Churane K Liye
Aur Yeh Sms Apko Meri Yaad Dilane K Liye…
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Har Khushi Se Khobsorat Teri Sham Kar Don
Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere Naam
Kar Don
Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi
Har Bar May Yeh Zindagi Tere Naam Kar Don…
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Kash Khushion Ki Dukan Hoti,
Hum Ko Uski Pehchan Hoti,
Khareed Letay Sari Khushian Ap K Liye,
Chahay Uski Qeemat Hamari Jaan Hoti…
9)Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun:
TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar
10)Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.
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Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.
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In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap
ko Hum se bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..
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Koi door hai to koi pass hai
yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai
hum-tum door hain to kya hua?
Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain.
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Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humri.
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Baat Baat pay jo rooth
jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
k Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.
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Dosto” ka” To” Ana “Jana” Hai,
“Par “Ye” Dost tera “Porana” Hai,
“Is” Dost “Ko Kabi” Bhula” na” Dena,
“Q” k” Ye Dost “Teri” Dosti” ka” Dewana” hai.
11)Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay
Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay
Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna
Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay
Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna
Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay
Tera Hans k Baaten krna
Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay
Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum
Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay
Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain
Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!!
No
I
Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good
I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot
Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?
Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-)
Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota.
Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai
Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai
Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete
Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai
Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab
Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai.
Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1. Ain time pe
apna kamina pan dikha dega.
2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga.
Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar
Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar
Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge
Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar.
Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz
hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.
Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge,
waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge,
DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari,
warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge.
Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati,
Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai,
Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati…
12)Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?
Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.
Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin…
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.
Mil k bhi na mil sake,
To juda ho kar kya alag ho payenge
Mana har khushi mil sakti hai humein,
Is zamane se par kye is khushi ko dil
se mehsus kar payenge……
Mein ne Tume Apni wafaon ki zanjeer se Azaad kya
Khudara!
Ye mat puchna k Mein ne khud ko
Tumhari qaid se Azaad kia ya nahi
Yaqeen Jano!
Mein un qediyon mein se hun
Jo khulay darwazay dekh kar bhi
Farar nahi hotey…!!
“Kash”
Sapnay Haqqiqat Hotay
Me har Sapnay Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta
“Kash”
Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti
Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta
“Kash”
Zindgi Wafadar Hoti
Me Sari Zindgi Tera Sath Nibhata
“Kash”
Zindgi Me Lafz
“Kash”
Na Hota…..
Kaho,
Woh dasht kaisa tha?
Jidhar sub kuch luta aaye
Jidhar aankhain ganwa aaye
Kaha,
Sailab jaisa tha,
bohot chaha keh bach niklain
magar sub kuch baaha aaye
Kaho,
Woh hijer kaisa tha?
Kabhi choo ker usay dekha
To tum nay kia bhala paya
Kaha,
Bus aag Jaisa tha.
Suno!
Koi bhi Roug de dena
Koi bhi Naam de dena
Nahi Subah sohani to
Ghamo ki Shaam de dena
Magr itni Guzaarish he
Meri
Taarik Raton se
Tum apni Chahton ki lo,
Kabhi Madham nhe krna
Faqat Ehsaan ye krna
Muhabbt km nhe krna.
Hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe,
Magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe,
Wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho,
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi judai na ho..
Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain,
Hum aap ko manzil samjhte hain,
Bara fark hy aap k or hamare nazarye me,
Aap hame Sapna or hum aap ko Apna samajhte hain.
Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?
Yaqeen Kaisa?
Guman Kaisa?
Urooj Kaisa?
Zawal Kaisa?
Sawal Kaisa?
Jawab Kaisa?
Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,
Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?
13)Ek sitem hai jo piyar se mansoob kiya jata hai…
Iss rah ke musafir ko maghloob kiya jata hai …
Do chaar he dunya mei hum jese rahay hon ge …
Huq rah pe jinhein naist-o nabood kiya jata hai …
Rehta tha kabhi dil mei Muslim ke Kuda her dam…
Dunya ko mager deen per mehboob kiya jata hai …
Aalamgeer hai Islam or Allah – O Akber …
America ko mager super manzoor kiya jata hai…
Wehshat ho bari jiski to maano use dehshatgerd. ..
Muslim ko is ohhde pe kiun mamoor kiya jata hai …
Aalam pe huwa kerti thi Islam ki dehshat …
Ulta mager ab saraa dastoor kiya jata hai …
14)Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
15)Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil,
Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai,
Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…
16)Tamanna se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hain,
Milne ki chahat to bahot hai par,
Milne ke baad judai se darte hain…
17)Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise ,
Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise,
Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke,
Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise…
18)Jab Kuch sapne adhoore reh jaate hain,
Tab dil ke dard aansoon bankar beh jaate hain,
Jo ye kehte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain,
Pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jaate hain…
19)Kitabon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,
Baagon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,
Lekin Phoolon Se Keemti Hai Dil,
Koi Nahi Kehta Ki Dil Todna Mana Hai
20)Pyar zindgi ko sajane ke liye hai,
zindgi dard badhane ke liye hai,
kash koi to padh pata meri udasi ko,
ye hasta hua chehra to sirf dikhane ke liye hai
1)Kuch patharo me phul khil jate h
kuch anjane b apne ban jate h
Is katil dunia me
kuch lasho ko kafan b nasib nahi hota
To kuch lasho par Tajmahal ban jate he..
2)Main nahi janta mujhse khafa kon hai
main ye janta hu wafa kon hai
wo chali to gayi h par pata ye karna hai ki zindgi or usme bwafa kon hai
3)If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forevr.
But if you start believing that you are happy, u will be happy forever.
"Wish you happiness forevr'
4)SMS kya hai?Ek raasta hai dil ki baat batane ka,ek zaria hai yaad apni dilane ka,ek saathi hai duri ko bhulane ka,ek tarika hai rishta nibhane ka...
5)Dosti ko pyar bankar nibhaynge ...Koshish rahegi apko nhi satayenge,Kabhi na pasand aye mera sath to bata dena,Gin bhi nhi paoge itne thappad lagayenge.
6)Mohobbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
Duniya walon ko ikrar acha nahi lagta
Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jye in saalo ko pyar sacha nhi lagta....
7)Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile..
Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile..
..Tujhe Aaye Zor Se SUSUAur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile.
8)1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.
9)Pyar k bazar mein sbse garib hu, Khawab ki duniya me ek Main hi bdnasib hu, Unke pas Mere liye waqt hi nahi,Aur log kehte hai ki Main unke sabse kareeb hu..!!
10)Khushi itani ho ki tum dikha sako. Gum bas intna ho ki tum chhupa sako. Zindgi me kam se kam 1 dost aisa rakhna jiske liye tum gusse me bhi muskura sako.
11)Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
12)A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
.
.
.
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
13)Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
14)In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so ALWAYS SMILE
15)Earth’s unreal smiles make me feel that
Earth is Deception Queen.
Heaven’s unreal smiles make me feel that
Heaven is Negligence King.
My own unreal smiles make me feel that
16)Smile, my heart, smile.
ur smile means so much to me,
ur smile feeds my reality within,
ur smile liberates me from world-clamor and
world-din.
Smile, my heart, smile.
Smile at least once in a while.
17)A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
a Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares
iF I Won uR Smile ;->
18)U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .
Now here’s my simple fresh line
Can U smile 4 me once.:-)
19)Hey Genius
Yes You
You Are Smiling
Because I Called you Genius
Aah!
Sometimes We Need to Lie Just to See Your Sweet Smile…
Keep Smiling
20)There is Always a Reason for Everything
A Reason to Live
A Reason to Die
A Reason to Cry
But
If you cant Find a Reason to Smile.
Then Can I be the Reason for a While?
Smile is a bird
Who flies from face to face
May your lips give it a better nest
So that?
It may stay there
Forever and Ever
Keep Smiling!
21)Khushi itani ho ki tum dikha sako. Gum bas intna ho ki tum chhupa sako. Zindgi me kam se kam 1 dost aisa rakhna jiske liye tum gusse me bhi muskura sako.
22)kuch pal ki Hai Zindagi hmari Khush Rehna, Dil Ho jo uddas, To humse Kehna, Hum har ek Rishta Nibhayenge aapse,Bus aap Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna...
23)Toote khwaabo ki tasveer kab poori hoti hai,chand taaro k beech bhi doori hoti hai .dena to hume khuda sab chahta hai ,par uski b shayad kuch majboori hoti hai
24)Dil ki jrurat jaan ko hoti h,
taaron ki jarurat aasman ko hoti h,
Humari tamanna h salamat rahe aap,
kyunki sache dost ki jarurat har insaan ko hoti h.
25)Woh yaro ki mehfil,
Woh muskarate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,Kabhi zindgi guzrti thi hasne hasaane me,Aaj waqt guzarta hai unhi yado ko jutane me..
26)in duriyon ko judai mat kehna in khamoshiyon ko narazgi mat kehna har haal me sath denge hum aapka zindagi sath na de to bewafa mat kehna
28)AADMI MOBILE Hota He
BIWI SIM CARD Hoti He
DONO MILE To RECHARGE Hota He
LADKA Hua To INCOMING
Aur LADKI Hui To OUTGOING
Kuchh Na Hua To
.?
..?
..MISsd call.
29)Jindgi me barabar mukam aaye, tum hmare hum tumhare kaam aaye,
Bus itni si dua hai rub se ki__
Agle janm bhi aapke dosto me humaara naam aaye.
30)Kyon hame kisi ki talash hoti hai,kyon dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,jabki chandni se uski roj mulakat hoti hai.. gud..NI
31)Dur hoke bhi hmse wasta rkhna
Mulakat na sahi par baato ka silsila rkna.
Chumo Aasma ko aap ye meri tamnna h
Par hm tak wapas loutne ka Rasta rkhna.
32)Don’t b Happy 4 a Specific Reason.
B’coz that Happiness will b
End when the Reason ends.
Try to B Happy without any Reason
&
U will b Happy Forever.
Keep Smiling
33)U r never fully DRESSED without a smile”
(Martin Charnin)
.
“Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD”
(Charles Reade)
.
“People seldom notice OLD clothes if u wear a BIG smile”
(Lee Mildon)
.
“A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change ur LOOKS”
(Charles Gordy)
34)Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Wonderful Combination
in this World..
Heart & beats
Night & Moon
Music & Songs
Roses & Love
My costly SMS
& ur totally free SMILE!
35)Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
b’coz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
1)Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
2)A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
3)An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
4)Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
5)Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
6)When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
7)A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.
8)In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
9)A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
10)One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
11)A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
12)A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
13)I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
14)True friends stab you in the front.
15)Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
16)Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
17)A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures
boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
18)Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.
19)Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
20)A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
21)A friend to all is a friend to none.
22)The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.
23)A friend to all is a friend to none.
24)Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
25)It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
26)But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
27)Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
28)In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
29)Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
30)Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
31)I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.
32)A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away
33)A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
34)Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
35)Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
36)Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
37)I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
38)Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
39)When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
40)The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.
41)There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
42)Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.
43)It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, Can never know what true friendship means.
44)Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
45)A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
1)Eveything in this world is so fine,
but everything in this world is not mine,
but there is one thing that is pure
& divine ur friendship & lucky to be mine
2)A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.
3)Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam
galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
4)1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya
chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
5)A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.
Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.
boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.
6)5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.
7)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi
use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya
agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.
8)Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
9)Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha
ho wahi karna!
10)A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
11)Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.
12)2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad:
Tum
itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
13)Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
14)Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein?
Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ??
Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy,
Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te,
Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke.
15)Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
16)Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
17)A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?
18)Cute son
Son: mom, who is girlfriend?
Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one.
Son: if i didn’t become good?
Dad: then you will have many.
19)Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi.
Main ROZ darr Jaata hu
20)Kids Love Letter
Dear Pinky,
Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai,
Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..
Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.
Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki
tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai.
Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun
Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai
Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.
21)Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pinki- Kaise!!
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane..
22)Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly..
i am not gonna stay with u anymore.
Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane,
i need my barbie doll
23)Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
24)22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia!
Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai,
Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
25)Kalyug ka AVTAR
Nursry Tcher to Boy:
Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai?
Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye
Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!!
26)Kalyug ka AVTAR
Nursry Tcher to Boy:
Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai?
Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye
Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!!
27)A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:
Boy: your name seems to be very small,
So,
Can i add my name with ur name!
28)Ultimate Kaliyug:
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?
1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!
29)Cute Lines:
Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz
You can easily Smile at anybody but
Cant Cry without True Feelings!!
30)Heights of Racism !!
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A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says,
?
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“Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p
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hi friends mera naal wahib hai wese to . U. P. Ka hun bt delhe m mobile repair ka kam karta hun mene 12vi tk padhai ki h or ghar ki halat dekhte huwe mujhe y kam karna pada . Y bat kareeb ab s 2sal pehle ki h. M apne 1 2st ki sadi m up aaya or mene wahan 1 ladki dekhi jiska nam rubi h or hm dono 12vi tk sath padhe h fr m mobile line m aa gya or mujhe usse alag hona pada m rubi ko bahut chahta tha. Jb mene use dekha to apne 2st s uske bare m puccha to usne bataya k y mere mama k ladke ki sali h or ab y delhi rehti apne jija k sath or wahi rehkr padh rahi h or itne m hi uske mere 2st imran k mama ka ladka or rubi ka jija aa gya imran usse meri pehchan karai
wo b delhi m rehkr import export ka kam karta h. Wo b usi mohale m jahan m rehta hun wahi rehta h yani rohni mohlle m..kher koi bat nahi mene rubi ko dekhte hi usse bat karne ki sochi bt moka nahi mila sham ko jb khane ka waqt huwa to m b khane khulane laga mehmano or jinko b invit kya tha. Jb ladies ko khana khilaya ja raha tha to meri najar rubi pr padi m to bs use dekhta hi reh gya.m jb uske pas chawal.rice. Parosne ko gya to usne mujhe pehchan lya or boki saif tum kese ho or yahan kese m to jese uski bat sunkr kho sa gya tha.
m bola k jiski shadi h wo mera frnd h..khar koi bat nahi wo khana kha kr or hlki si smile de kr chali gyi. Rat k time jb sone ka time huwa to 1 choti bachi mere pas aai or boli k tumse koi milna chahta h abi chhat pr to m wahn chala gya or jb mene wahan dekha to m dekhta reh gya wahan to rubi h . M to darne laga tha pata nahi kya bat h.
M uske pas gya or bola k kya bat h to wo boli k tum ab kya karte ho tumne padhai q chor d mene kaha k m delhi rohni m mobile ka kam karta hun. Wo boli k m b wahi rehti hun.itne m imran wahan aa gya or wo use dekhkr jane lagi .jate waqt wo ku6 udas lg rahi thi.mano wo ku6 kehna chahti thi. Fr hm sone chale gye bt m puri rat so nahi ska. Pata nahi wo kya kehti.subah ko barat jani thi usne pink color k dres pehni wo bahut khubsurt lag rahi thi.m to bs use h dekhta raha
wo b mujhe dekh rahi thi.tabi mere wohi bachi ayi or kaha uncle apna mobil no. Dedo mene d dya..ab barat jane lagi m b gya jb hmne ladki walo k yahan khana kha lya tha.3 bje k lagbhag mis cal ai m khus ho gya k rubi ki hogi mene cal bak k pr kisi n recivd nahi ki.sham ko jb wapas aaye to rubi kahi dikhi nahi mene us bachi s pucha k rubi kahan h to usne kaha wo chat p h
mene socha k aaj use jakar apne dil ki bat bol dun.jb m chat p gya to rubi udas bethi thi mano wo merb wait kr rahi ho wo mujhe dekhkr muskrai. Mene b use smile d.mene darte huwe usse kaha k mujhe tumse ku6 kehna h wo boli kaho kya bat h mene use direct i love u bol dya.wo itna sunkr mere gale s lag gai or mere honto pr 1 kis ki or u 2 bolkr niche cali gyi. Mano meri to latry gai ho m dil upar wale thnx bolkr niche agya.khana khakr sb so gye subah uthkr nasta kara or mene dekha k rubi or uske jija, jiji or wo bachi jo hmari help kr rahi thi wo uski bahen ki ladki thi
wo sb ja rahe h m to jese pagal sa ho gya mene imran s pata kara k wo delhi ja rahe h.m b unke sath delhi jane laga or isi doran meri unse or b janpechan ho gyi.jb hm delhi pahunche to sam k 6 bje the or unhone muje rat ko unke pas rukne ko kaha m b ruk gya sham ko khana khane k bad rubi ko uske jija ne mere liye alag kamre m bistar lagane ko kaha m b rubi k piche chala gya or kamre m jakr use 2 3 lambi kis ki wo kehne lagi k wo mujhe colg k dino s like karti h.
mene use gle s laga lya. Wo mere gal pr kis krke chali gyi. Subah ko nasta krne k bad m apne kamre ko jane laga to us waqt rubi ka muh udas lag raha tha.fir sham ko rubi ka fone aya wo fone pr ro rahi thi.fr mene use smjhaya fr hmari bate roj fone p hone lagi 1 din uske jija ko hamare bare m pata chal gya usne mujhe apne yahan bulaya.
M to dr gya tha k pata nahi ab kya hoga uske jija n mujhe kaha k tum rubi ko sach m pyar karte ho ya timpas h.mene kaha k m use apni jan s b jyada chahta hun or m rubi sadi karna chahta hun.fr uske jija n mere ghar bat ki hmarf riste ki hm dono k ghar wale is bat pr raji ho gye or hmara rista ho gya..march 2014 ko hamari shadi h..dosto duwa karna sb thik rahe..meri love story kesi lagi plzz…cmnt zaroor likhe..
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1)Wohi Gardashain Wohi Paich-O-Kham Tere Baad Bhi,
Wohi Houslay Mere Dum Ba Dum Tere Baad Bhi,
Tere Sath Thi Teri Jafa Mujhay Mo’atabar,
Tere Saaray Gham Mujhay Mohtaram Tere Baad Bhi,
Mere Sath He Meri Har Khushi Teri Muntazir,
Teri Muntazir Meri Chasham-E-Namm Tere Baad Bhi,
Tu Kisi K Qalab-O-Arzoo Mein Dhal Gaya,
Main Na Ho Saka Kabhi Khud Mein Zamm Tere Baad Bhi,
Mere Baad Kitnay He Roop Tu Ne Badal Liye,
Main Wohin Hoon Ab Teri Qasam Tere Baad Bhi
2)Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain
Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain
Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye
Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain
Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath
jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain
3)Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi
Kyun usey Tuu ne bas ek Phool kaha hai Mere Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi
Tu jise itni Haseen cheez samajhta hai wo Phool
Sookh jaaye to Nigaahon ko bura lagta hai
Phool ka apna koi rang koi Roop nahi
Uske Jore mai saja ho to Bhala lagta hai
Mera Mehboob to har Waqt Naya hai Mere Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi
Mere Mehboob ke Jalwon ka nahi koi Jawaab
Dhoop sa rang hai aur khud hai wo Chha’aoon jesa
Uski Payal mai Barsaat ka Mausam Chhanke
Sar pe Resham ka Dupatta hai Ghata’aon jesa
Wo jahan bhar ke Haseeno se juda hai Mere
Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi
Mere Mehboob ki Aankhen hain Do Gehri Jheelien
Jin mai khilte hain Mere waaste Chahat ke Kanwal
Unko dekhoon to Mujhe Shayari karni aa jaaye
Aur mai uske lye Gaaon Mohabbat ki Ghazal
Wo Mere Dil ke Dharakne ki sada hai Mere Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi
4)Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho
Sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho
Kutch aetedaal bhi laazim hai dill lagi key liey
Kissi sey pyaar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho
Iss ehtyaat sey mai terey saath chalta hon
Teri nigaah sey aagey meri nigaah nah ho
Mera wajood hai sachaaion ka aaina
Yeh aour baat keh
mera koi gawaah nah ho
5)Meri Zindagi to Firaaq hai, Wo Azal se Dil k Makeen Sahi
Wo Nigah-e-Shoq se Door hon, Rag-e-Jaan se laakh Qareen Sahi
Hamein Jaan deni hai ek din, wo kisi tarah wo Kahein Sahi
Hamein Aap khinchey Daar per. Jo nahi koi to Hum hi Sahi
Sar-e-Toor ho, Sar-e-Hashar ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool hai
Wo Kabi mile, wo kahin mile, wo kabi Sahi, wo kahin Sahi
Na ho
Un per jo Mera Bus nahi, k yeh Aashqi hai Hawas nahi
Mai Unhi ka tha, Mai Unhi ka hoon, wo Mere nahi to nahi Sahi
Jo ho Faisla wo sunaye, use Hashar per na Uthaye
Jo kareinge Aap Sitam wahan, wo abi sahi, wo yahin Sahi
Usey dekhne ki jo Loo lagi, to ‘NASEER’ dekh hi leinge Hum
Wo Hazar Aankh se Door ho, wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi
6)Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna
kuch b nahi
Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi
Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe
Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi
Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar
Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi
Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak
Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi
Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga
Aag per jab Kagaz rakha,
Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi
7)Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar
Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Chahere Ko Muskrahat Se Mai Sajaye Rakhta Hoon
Aye Yaar Muskrana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Duniya Se Qatam Karke Rakh Deta Ranj O Gham Ko
Bazm-e-Tarab Sajana
Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Qadmon Me Unke Lakar Taare Bekhair Deta
Taaron Ko Tod Lana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Lata Na Naam Bhi Mai Us Bewafa Ka Lab Per
Shahezad Ko Bhulana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota…
8)Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai
royo to unke liye
jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain…
9)Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur
rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai,
Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai
par kisi ko bata nahi sakte…
10)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he
Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he
hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus
DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai…
11)Muskura do ki ye subah tumhari hai,
Kah do dil ki baat ki aaj duniya tumhari hai,
Phaila do khusiyon ka aanchal aise ki,
Lage hume ki bus har waqt kami tumhari hai..
12)Aankhon Main Mehfuz Rkhna Sitaaron Ko
Ab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Moosafir Tum Bhi Ho Moosafir Ham Bhi Hein
Kisi Naa Kisi Mod Par Phir Mulakaat Hogi…
13)Dooor Kahi Waadi Main Rehta Hai Koi
Her Lamhaa Khayaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi
Keisa Hai Woh Kiss Haal Mein Hai Koi
Diil Ke Harr Sawaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi…
14)Paraayeon Se Dosti Ki Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti
Marne Ke Baad Koi Khawaish Nahi Hoti
Kahi Koi Pyar Bhara Dil Toota Hoga Zaroor
Nahi Toh Naino Se Aansuo Ki Barish Nahi Hoti!
15)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he
Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he
hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus
DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai
16)Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar
Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi
Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak
Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi
Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga
Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi
17)Tujhe dekh kar hi din nikalta hai
tujhe dekh hi raat beet jaati hai
jab kabhi tu na ho paas mere
kambakhat neend hi nahi aati hai
18)Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hain,
Khuda ne jab bhi poocha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai…
19)Ansu Bahe To Ehesas Hota Hai,
Dosti k Bina jiwan kitna Udas Hota Hai,
Umar Ho Apki Chand jitni lambi,
Aap jaisa Dost kaha Har kisi k Paas Hota Hai…
20)Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti…
21)Dosto Ki Kami Ko Pehchante Hain Hum.
Duniya Ke Ghamon Ko Bhi Jante Hain Hum.
Aap Jaise Dosto Ke Hi Sahare.
Aaj Bhi Has Kar Jeena Jante Hai Hum…
22)Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar,
De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar!
Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta,
Kya aap v bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr?
23)Kisne kaha hai hum tumko bhul gaye
aai dost ye afva kise aur ne udaye hogi
shaan se rahege tere dil me
itne dino me kuch to jaga banai hoge…
24)Kahte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri hoto
Kismat mein mohhbat nahi hoti.
Par sach to ye hai ki hatho mein ho koi
Pyara hath to lakiro ki bhi jarurat nhi hoti …
25)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee
Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee
Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya
Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee
Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab
Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee
26)Sochate aur jaagte saanson ka ek dariya hoon main,
Apne guldastha kinaro ke liye bahta hu main
Jal gaya sara badan, in maasoom ki aag me,
Ek maasoom rooh ka hai, jismein ab zinda hu main
Mere honto ka tabasoom, de gaya dhoka tujhe,
Tumne mujhko baag jana, dekhle sahara hu main.
Dekhe meri pajirayi ko aab aata hai kaun,
Lamha bhar to waqt ki, dahliz par aaya hu main.
27)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai
Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai
Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho
Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai
Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase
Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai
Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken
Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai
28)Jab tasawwur mera chupke se tujhe chhu aaye
Apni har saans se mujhko teri kushbu aaye
Mashagala ab hai mera chaand ko takte rahana
Raat bhar chain na tujh bin kisi pahalu aaye
Ghantiyaan bajne lageen hijr ke sannaate se
Gunagunaata hua aaise mein agar tu aaye
Jab kabhi gardish-e-dauraan ne sataaya mujhko
Meri jaanib tere phaile huye baazu aaye
29)Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee say milta hai
Bhul jata hu mai sitam usake
Woh kuchh iss sadagee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Milake bhee jo kabhee nahee milta
Tut kar dil usi se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Aaj kee bat hai ke phulo kaa
Rang teree hasee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Silsila fitnae kayamat kaa
Teree khush kamtee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Karobar-e-jahan sanwarte hain
Hosh jab bekhudee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se milta hai
Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai
Aadamee aadamee se
milta hai
30)(Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2, mai bhee tere jaisa hu) - (2)
O pichhlee rut ke sathee -2, abb kee baras mei tanha hu
Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu
Teree galee me sara din -2, dukh ke kankar chunta hu
Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu
Meraa diya jalaye kaun -2, mai teraa khalee kamra hu
Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu
Apnee leher hai
apna rooga-2, dariya hu aur payasa hu
Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu
Aatee rut mujhe rooyegi -2, jatee rut kaa jhonka hu
Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu
31)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai
Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai
Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho
Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai
Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase
Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai
Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken
Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai
32)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee
Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee
Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya
Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee
Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab
Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee
33)Tum bin aawe naa chain, re sanwariya re
Dekh naa lu tohe jiya nahee lage
Mohe sunee lage rain, sanwariya.......
Pritam prit laga ke dur des mat ja
Baso hamaree nagaree ham mange tu kha
Kaga sab tan khaiyo mora, chun chun khaiyo mas re
Do naina mat khaiyo, mohe piya milan kee aas re
34)Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa
Aa phir se mujhe chhod ke jane ke liye aa
Pahale se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh
Rasmo rahe duniya hee nibhane ke liye
aa
Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham
Too mujhase khafa hai toh jamane ke liye aa
Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh
Too bhee toh kabhee mujh ko manane ke liye aa
Ek umra se hu lajjate giriya se bhee maharum
Ai rahate jan mujhko rulane ke liye aa
Abb tak dile khush faham ko hain tujh se ummiden
Yeh aakhiree shamme bhee bujhane ke liye aa
Mana kee muhabbat
kaa chhipana hai muhabbat
Chupake se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa
Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane
Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa
Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa
Aa phir se mujhe chod ke jane ke liye aa
Pehle se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh
Rasmoreh duniya kee nibhane ke liye aa
Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham
Tu mujhase kafa hai toh jamane
ke liye aa
Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh
Tu bhee kabhee mujhko manane ke liye aa
Ek umrr se hu lajjate giriya se bhee mehrum
Ai rahate jan mujhako rulane ke liye aa
Abb tak dile khush faham ko tujh se hain ummiden
Yeh aakharee shamme bhee bhujane ke liye aa
Mana kee muhabbat kaa chupana hai muhabbat
Chupke se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa
Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane
Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa
35)Naa jane kab woh palat aaye dar khula rakhana
Gaye huwo ke liye dil me kuchh jagah rakhana
Hajar talk hon yaden magar woh jab bhee mile
Juban pe achchhe dino kaa hee jayaka rakhana
Naa ho ke kurb hee phir marge rabt ban jaye
Mile agar toh jara usase fasala rakhana
Utar phaink de kush fahamiyo ke sare gilaf
Jo shaks bhul gaya usako yad kya rakhana
36)Khalee hai abhee jam mai kuchh soch raha hu
Ai gardishe ayyam mai kuchh soch raha hu
Sakee tujhe ek thodee see taklif toh hogee
Sagar ko jara tham mai kuchh soch raha hu
Pahale badee ragbat thee tere nam se mujhko
Abb sunake teraa nam mai kuchh soch raha hu
Phir aaj adam sham se gamagin hai tabiyat
Phir aaj sare sham mai kuchh soch raha hu
37)Kaun hai jisane may nahee chakkhee
Kaun jhuthee kasam uthata hai
Mayakade se jo bach nikalata hai
Teree aankho me dub jata hai
Ham tumhe aisee pila denge tum aao toh sahee
Hosh kaa nam bhula denge tum aao toh sahee
Jam botal se bharo aur laga lo munh se
Tumko pina bhee sikha denge tum aao toh sahee
Aaj kal roj hai maikhane me aana jana
Tumko sakee se mila denge tum aao toh sahee
Kya kaha gam ne sata rakha hai toba toba
Gam ko thodee see pila denge tum aao toh sahee
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1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..
5)Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.
6)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.
7)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.
8)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”
9)Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.
10)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!
Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave..
11)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
12)PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?
Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?
Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?
Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?
Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?
13)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye
nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye,
bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk,
mungfali khha khaa rajjiye,
te chabb chabb rajjiye reori
HAPPY LOHRI
14)T-Series Presents
Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala
pesh karde ne …
Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album
“DARD DEGREE DE”
Tracklist:
1. Naukari 1500 wali
2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song)
3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro
4. Saanu mann Student hon da
5. Internal rok layi yaaran di
6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta,
7. DEGREE 6 saalan di
8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song)
9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version)
15)1 kuri da boyfriend singer hunda he
Kudi- main tere bache di maa banan wali han.
Munda- sadi jaan te bani e tera haasa ho gya asi hath v ni laya tere kaka ho gya
16)Udhte hue parindon ki Udan me PYAR hota hai,
Khilti hui kaliyan,Unki khusboo me PYAR hota hai,
Chalti hui hawa,Har mousam me PYAR hota hai,
Gumsuda jindgi ko Tanhai se PYAR hota hai,
Or kya kahun Dosto …?
Bas itna ki,
Dhadkte hue har Dil ki Dhadken me PYAR hota hai,
17)Duje nu hassan lai ap khud roya.
Duje di khushi lai ap har roj navi maut mareya.
Ap dukh jhal ke duje nu sukh dita ..
asi sareya de hoe par saada koi v na hoya….
18)Aaj to samander ki gahrai me jane ko Dil karta hai,
Na Jane kyon Aaj marNe ko Dil karta hai,
Wo kahte hai laut Aao jindgi bahot hai jine ko…
Par Aaj to jindgi ka har lamha kai janmo ke saman lagta hai.
19)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta.
20)guzri c kal raat ajib jehi....karde rhe asi chahat ajib jehi..naina cho ud gyi neend te aundi rhi teri yaad ajib jehi...peya reha teria takrara da moh ajib jeha...akhiya bhar ayia sochke ki sari zindagi ekalle h katni kyunki vichad de waqt kargye tusi gal ajib jehi.....
21)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita,
Sajna Tere Jhuthe
Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita,
Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya,
Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.!
22)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE,
YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE,
DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE,
SONIYE....
LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE,
ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE,
SONIYE....
NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA,
TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA,
EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA,
DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!!
!.!.........I MISS U.......!.!
23)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal.....
Jazba at badalde dekhe ne.....
Samay de badalde ranga naal..
halaaat badalde dekhe ne.....
saanu kise to shikva ki...
assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne....
Asi hor kise nu ki kehna...
assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne....
24)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru...
25)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
26)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De,
Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De,
Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan,
Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne
Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne…
27)Tenu chahde han pagalpan di hadh tak.
Akhirle saah tak chahde rwa ge..
Chahe chuk lwe Rab aj raat nu mainu.
Fir vi tera naam bulla te jap de rwa ge..
28)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae,
Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae,
Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae,
Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae,
Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei,
Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae,
Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne,
Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae…
29)kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne….
jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne…
ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava
chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne
aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal”
jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne…..
30)Asi ishq kisse naal nhi karde haa,
saanu te yaran de naal hi baharaan ne,
Sacha ishq taan koi kardaa ni,
dagabaaj saarian mutiyaran ne,
Heer jehi koi mildi ni,
saariyan sahiban vargiyan gadaraan ne.
31)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De,
Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De,
Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan,
Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne
Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne…
32)Tantrik to santa: Beta
tumhare ghar par
chudail ka vaas hai..
Santa: Baba, main
chaped maar dunga jo
meri biwi ke baare me
kuchh kaha to..
33)Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej
Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne
Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna
Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa
Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are?
Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna
Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar...
34)Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai…
35)Boy:
Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna,
Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi,
Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c,
Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi.
Girl:
Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi,
Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi.
36)Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
37)Assi b smart,
Tussi b smart,
Sadda nature b cool,
Twada nature b cool,
Assi b cute,
Tussi b cute,
Bas1 chota sa farak h
Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf.
38)yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag
wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,
mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere
saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi..
39)American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says,Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai
40)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge,
Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge,
je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi,
asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge
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