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1)A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. Abest friend is the one sitting beside you saying, "Cool! That was fun!" 2)friends are like stars you dont always see them but they will stay forever. 3)a friend is the one whom you don't need but still stands besides you....no matter what, forever with you..today..tomorrow..and there after. 4)A friend gives you a shoulder to lean on when you cry, a true friend has a shovel ready to hit the person who made you cry over the head 5)Ek sardar darwaze ke bahar Gun liye khda tha, uski patni ne poocha tum yahan kyo khade ho, sardar ji bole sher ke shikar pe ja raha hoon, patni to jaao na, sardar ji kaise jaoon bahir Dogi khda hai. 6)Kuch ghabraaye se aaj lagte ho, Kapkapaaye se kto aaj lagte ho, Soorat bhi chamakdaar ho gayi hai, ek maheene baad nahaaye se lagte ho. _ 7)Ajeeb school ka mahol ho gya hai, Class ki miss ko pappu se pyaar ho gya hai, Ess baat pe pori class udaas ho gai hai, Esiliye sari class fail or pappu pass ho gya hai 8)Hi Jaan, How r u Jaan? What r u doing Jaan? Hyye.. don`t b excited too much, It is da short-cut off Janwar 9)Ess kader hum apko chahte hai ki, Duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai, Yoo to hum sabhiko ullu banate hai, Lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai 10)Hum ho gaye aapke bohat sochne ke baad ab kissko dekhe aap ko dekhne ke baad, Duniya chordenge aap ko chorne ke baad bus Allah maaf kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad. |
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