Bas Uski Yaad Sath Hai

hi frnds mera naam Gagan hai mey Bangalore se ho mey b.com 1st year mey ho….actually maine apana realname nahi pataya hai this name was kept by my best enemy whom I love more……. my love story begins from 1st day of my 8th standard in my new school actually mera new admission howa tah so mey 1st day bahut nervous thi school jane ke liye …thn how ever by collecting so much of strength mey school gayi maine 1st day hi school mey bahot sare frnds bana liye aur similar to this maine bahut sare dushman bhi bana liya,,,,, woh aise kischool mey sports khel rahe the aur maine bhi participate kiya game start howa boys vs girls tah mujhai throw ball khel na nahi ata tah but phir bhi mey gayi starting mey doh bar girls ki team har gayi phir boys tease karne lage ki girls harne ke liye hi paida hoyi hai etc etc phir mujhai bahut bura laga maine aur mere frnds ne plan dala ke game toh hum jeetegeh laikin kuch ladko ko ball throw kar ke harm pahuchayage plan ke barabar hum log khele aur hum 1st round jeet gaye aur 2nd round mey maine ek ladke ke upar ball itne speed mey throw kiya jiski wajah se oske nose par mar lag gayi aur bleeding start hogayi…aur os din se woh ladka mujh se revenge laine ke liye wait karne laga ..aur school mey ek din parents meeting rakhi gayi aur kuch ladkiyo ko parents ko tea ,coffe serve karne ko kaha aur mey bhi serve kar rahi thi ossi waqt I notice that mere plate ke biscuit qayab ho rahe the aur biscuit chorane wala aur koi nahi woh ladka tah jisse maine ball se mara tah.. mujhai bahut gussa aya aur maine ose zor se dhakka mara jisse oske sar par bahut zor se mar lag gayi thoda khoon bhi agaya …aur phir woh ladka mera jaani dushman ban gaya hum dono har din class mey ladne lage jaise ke agar woh homework karke aata toh mey oska homework bhad deti aur teacher se ossko khub mar parti aur woh kabhi meri notes bhaik deta jisse test ke time mey suffer karti,,….aur phir jaise jiase din jane lage hum dono aur ek dusre ke dushman banne lage osko mar khata dekh mujhai acha lagta mujhai mar khata dekh osse acha lagta …jab tak din mey 10 bar woh aur mey ladai na karte mera aur oska khana hazam na hota …hamari ladai ke bare mey principal tak ko pata chal gaya osne ek din hame bulaya aur kaha ke agar aj ke baad ap dono ne ladai ki toh bahut sevior punishment milegi aur princy ne hum dono ko hand shake karne ke liye kaha… u knw wat jab hand shake kar rahe the na aisa laga jaise jung mey ladne ke liye do dushman handshake karte hai na waise hi ek dusre se gusse mey sorry kahe aur handshake kiya .. oske baad 9th standard mey school mey annual function manaya gaya aur bahot sare students dance mey participate kar rahe teh on that days that boy was teacing me that mey useless ho mey dance nahi kar sakti etc etc etc mujhai bahut bura laga aur maine next day hi apana naam dance compitation mey participate kar diya …an u cnt belive muhai dance ki a b c d bhi nahi ati thi actually maine life may pehli bar dance kar rahi thi and this al abt that boy sake …oske baad hum haad se bhi ziyada ek dusre ke dushman ban gaye school mey top level ke dushman mane jaate teh …phir dekh teh hi dekh te hum 10std mey agaye aur ek bar school mey exhibition tah principal ne hum dono ko ek project diya aur kaha mil kar hum dono ko saath mey karna hai ….aur is project ke woh marks bhi dehgi par os idiot ne project ko haat bhi nahi lagaya akele bura project mujhai hi karna pada aur maine present kiya maine princy ko a nahi kaha ke is project mey os idiot ladke ne kuch nahi kiya …marks milne ke baad mey oss ladke ko tease karna start kar diya ki joh marks osse miley hai woh meri wajah se ,,ose gussa agaya aur osne class mey chitne bhi projects teh sabko phad diya jab princy ko pata chala princy ne hame 3month tak ek saath ek bench par bait ne ke liye kaha jab hum dono ne mana kiya toh 0nhone tc dene ki warning di …isliye hum dono ko naa chahte hoye bhi saath mey bait na padah ….jab hum bait teh na tab ek dusre ke bich mey india Pakistan ka border bana kr baite r agar os idiot ko mujhai scold karne ka mann karta toh tamai language mey karta kyou ki mujhai tamil nahi ati thi …phir oske baad hum dono ke bich ladai kaam hone lagi aur hum ek dusre ke bare mey achi baate janne lage aur ek din osne mujhai Bengali mey propose kiya tab mujhai os ka matlab nahi pata tah maine kuch nahi kaha in fact mey samaji ki woh kuch scold kar raha hai aur maine osse pucha bhi par ossne kuch nahi kaha baad mey tum khud jaanlogi bus itna khai kar chup hogaya….pata hai woh dusre ladko se ek dum alag tah muhai chod kar woh class mey kissi bhi ladki se baat nhi karta tah jitna hum dono ek dusre se ladte teh ab hum dono ek dusre ko jaane lage teh shayaad mey osse pyar karne lagi thi pata agar class mey odas rehaiti toh indirectly mujhai hasane ki koshish karta… par mujhai a nahi pata tah woh muhjse pyar karta hai ya nahi ….ek din mey class nahi gayi aur osne ek madam se argue kiya jiski wajah se osse class se disqualify kar diya gaya jab mey dusre din class gayi toh sab log mujhai congratulation kar rahe teh maine jab pucha kyou kya howa toh onhone kaha jisse mey ladti thi na osse school se nikaal diya gaya hai…but pata nahi a baat sunn kar mey khush nahi hoyi mujhai aisa laga jaise my life has ended aur phir mera bhi class mey mann nahi lag raha tah aur ek din achanak meri tabiyat kharab hogayi aur mey 3mahine tak school nahi gayi ….phir maine aur ossne 10 ka exam ligha aur oske baad na maine osse dekha aur na oss ne mujhai dekha..aur ek din maine Bengali song sunna jis mey Bengali mey Ilove u kaha ….aur os din mujhai pata chala ke woh bhi mujh se pyar karta tah aur issliye osne mujhia Bengali mey propose kiya tah aur kaha waqt anne par mey khud samaj jaogi aur isse pehle ke hum dono ek dusre ko apani dil ki baat kehai pate bahut dher ho gayi thi ..aur mujhai oske naam ke siwa kuch nahi malum tah jisse mey osse contact kar pati…is baat ko aaj 3 saal ho gaye hai lekin woh aaj bhi meri sanss mey basta hai meri baatoh mey har waqt ossi ka zikar reha tah hai …..pata nahi a kaisa rishta hai hum dono ne bina kuch kahe hi bahut kuch kehai gaye… ab toh bus oski yaadeh hai zindagi bitane ke liye…..I love you stupid…….an I will live my life in ur unforgettable memories…. ==================================================================================== 




1)SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do... 


2)Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena...


3)Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya


4)Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.. 


5)Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.' 


6)Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise 


7)Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya 


8)santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar... 


9)ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha. admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha.. who r u?? tota:- i m parrot. admi:- tum kaun ho?? toata:- main tota hu. admi:- tu kaun hai?? tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda......... 


10)chhota baby-- mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi............ mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai, haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya...................... 


11)1 student university ki toilet mein gya... jab andar jaakar seat pe betha to sahmne likha hua thha............. abe itna zor study pe lagaata to first aa jaata......... 


12)1 vaar teacher bache nu puchhdi hai k tu kal q nhi aaya school....? ta aggo bacha khnda hai k kal sade ghre bht vaddi gall hogi... taecher- q ki hoya../ aggo bacha khnda kal sadi murgi ne anda ditta c. teacher--- is vich vaddi gal kehri a ... aggo bacha khnda j vaddi gal nhi a ta fir tu de k vekha............... 


13)1 bache d nani ohnu godhi ch leke boli, soja degree soja........... padosan asks," why u call him degree...? she said, "meri kudi chandigarh to degree len gyi c te aah le ke aayi hai"............ 


14)american boy giving an interview 4 admission in school. madam asks who is ur father..? ta fata fata his mother says......... plz ask simple question...... 


15)BAHU- maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki............? SAAS- arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..? ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho........!!!!!!!! 


16)1 var 1 admi sante nu khnda a k aao chess khelte hai.. aggo santaa us nu khnda a tu meri wait kr mai hune hi shoes paa k aunda han.... 


17)1 chuha har roz sherni kol kapre da tukda(piece of cloth) sut janda a..... 10-15 eda hi chlda rhnda a. te 1 din sherni us nu fad k khndi a, marjanya ki tu roz kapra sutt k bhj janda a tenu bimari ki a. aggo chuha us nu khnda a," paave phulkari utte vel butian mittran de chaadre te paade morni" 


18)BAHU- maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki............? SAAS- arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..? ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho........!!!!!!!! 


19)1 var 1 admi sante nu khnda a k aao chess khelte hai.. aggo santaa us nu khnda a tu meri wait kr mai hune hi shoes paa k aunda han.... 


20)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda... 


21)Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi 


22)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 


23)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 


24)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru... 


25)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 


26)muje wo pal pal achi lagti hai , magar kuch pal k liya , us pal ka intzar raha muje har pal, magar wo pal bhi aaya kuch pal ka liya 


27)Maut taan buri cheej hai yaaron, te maut naaloan buri hai judai. Sab to buri hai udeek sajjan di, jehri rakhdi khun sukhai. 


28)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba ahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 


29)Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!... 


30)Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae, Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 


31)Boy: Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna, Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi, Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c, Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi. Girl: Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi, Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi. 


32)SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.. 


33)Pappu’s Friend : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Pappu : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa. 


34)Tu dharkan main dil haan wakh nahi hona dowa ne, saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne 


35)American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country japanese says,Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi, Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai 1)ya rab aaj nazron ko kuch nazron ko aese binaaee de jidhar dekhun mjh ko madina dikhae de kash aj aese rawani ho hawaon me NABI PAK par durood bhejun ur jawab sunae de 

2)Ye kya har dam kisi ki minnatein karna, Kya issi ko kehte ho Mohabbat karna Jo apni qismat mein hai mile ga wohi, Phir kis baat pe Rab se shikayten karna, Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai Phir Zameen k ho kar aasman se baghawtein karna, Boht kr chuka hai logo Pyaar ye dil 

3)As long as there’s a breath left in your body, there’s hope. As long as mankind has prowled the earth, miracles have happened, restoring life and health. As long as you have a loving heart, God will send much warmth and love to you in return. As long as you’ve been alive, God has been watching over you and answering your prayers. As long as the heaven and stars exist, God will be there for you. 

4)"Who would himself with shadows entertain, Or gild his life with lights that shine in vain, Or nurse false hopes that do but cheat the true?-- Though with my dream my heaven should be resigned-- Though the free-pinioned soul that once could dwell In the large empire of the possible, This workday life with iron chains may bind, Yet thus the mastery o'er ourselves we find, And solemn duty to our acts decreed, Meets us thus tutored in the hour of need, With a more sober and submissive mind! How front necessity--yet bid thy youth Shun the mild rule of life's calm sovereign, truth." 

5)A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge. The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don't Fall into the River. The Little Girl Said, No, Dad. You Hold my Hand. What's the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father. There's a Big Difference replied the Little Girl. If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For 

6)Abi Tum Na Mujy §ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon §y Nikal Aey §akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae Ka Jaisy koi ßhooli ¥aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da kisi ki 

7)An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y? Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic. Next...Q da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y? caz da elephant is made of plastic. Hahaa...nvr giv up...one more.. Nw, Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y? caz da bananas r in da TV. Ooops!!! Cool down Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y? caz dey r on dif chanels. Hohoho 

8)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings 

9)1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho. =1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho. =1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho. =1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho. =1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary. =1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho. =1 second: ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht 

10)u mean alot to me You, do you remember me? Like I remember you? Do you spend your life Going back in your mind to that time? Because I, I walk the streets alone I hate being on my own And everyone can see that I really fell And I'm going through hell Thinking about you with somebody else Somebody wants you Somebody needs you Somebody dreams about you every single night Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely Somebody hopes that one day you will see That Somebody's Me 

11)How simple to be happy here in heaven! After all, one doesn't want for much. Passion finds its willing partner, ever Pleased to please with a deft and tender touch. All the beauty of the earth can only Lead us to the edge of what is ours. Etched into our love there is a message, Not of now but of all time and place, Telling of a truth beyond the passage In which we move from mystery to grace. Nor are there signs that such content can be Except my love for you, and yours for me. 

12)" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye " Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday, Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday, Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye, usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday, Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain, Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday, Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon, Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday, DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!, us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday. 

13)A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you 

14)The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him lies, desire all truth. . .He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasures- -I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one. . .Then how can he who has the magnificence of mind and is the spectator of all times and all existence, think much of human life? He cannot. Or can such a one account death fearful? No indeed 

15)All day long, I will be thinking about you. Even when I try not to think about you, I'll be thinking about you. When I close my eyes, I'll be thinking about you. When I open my eyes,I'll be thinking about you. When I think about the beauty of the season, I think about you. Even when I say goodnight to the stars, I think about you. And when I slip beneath the softness of my blanket and gone in to the bliss of sweet dreams, I think about you. I just can't stop thinking about you. 

16)Today's the `Festival of Lights' all o'er; A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls; And people throng the Temples to offer, Prayers, resolving to take better roles. And most of them are richly clad and clean, And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth; But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad? Today's the triumph of Good over bad; But what about the wastage in much ways? True joy is when you see someone else smile! True charity gives joy in Heav'nly style. 

17)Jise Chaha Tha Rato Ki Andhero Se Jyada Jiski Muskan Ki Chamak Thi Suraj Ki Roshni Se Jada Jisne Kiya Tha Kabhi Mujhse Ek Wada Ki Meri Sirf Meri Rehegi Wo Sada Toot Gaye Kanch Ki Tharah Sab Wade Ab To Sirf Bachi Hai Meri Aaso Aur Uski Yadein Kabi Baithe Baithe Youn Hi Khokhlepan Ka Ahsas Hota Hai Ki Aise Mera He Hal Hai Ya Waisa Uske Sath Bhi Hota Hai Ab To Nazar Aata Hai Sirf Ek Hi Upay Tere Dur Jane Se Pahle Ye Khwahish , Meri Puri Ho Jaye Uske Badle Me Meri Har Saans Chali Jaye. 

18)Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.' 

19)1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko ched rahey the… Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha, Maalik ne socha “”kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rhegi.”" Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya. Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola… “”Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi…Apni Item aa gyi.” 

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