My Real Love But Am Alone

1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,  

2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 

3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 





4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 

5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..! 

6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. 

7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 

8)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 

9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 

10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai 

11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! 

12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 

13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra..... 

14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 

15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 

16)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 

17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 

18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 

19)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

 20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad 

21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 

22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 

23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 

25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 

26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 

27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 

28)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 

29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER… 

30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori 

31)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te.. 

32)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 

33)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 

35)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 

36)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne. 

37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 

38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr..... 

39)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 

40)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 

41)duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research ki or is nateeje pe pahunche ki ? ? ? msg karn nal jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro 

42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,, +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ hello dosto, mera naam Shiven hai, aur main andhrapradesh k ek towm ka rahne wala hu. Pahle mai apna introduction deta hu. Maine MBA kiya hai aur abhi job karra hu. Mai pahle se hi shant aur narm mizaaz hu. Aur ladkiyo se kabhi bat nai karta hu. Mai apni story par aata hu. Mere relatives me ek ladki thi jo ki meri dost b the. Aur hamare ghar wale b close frends the. Hum bachpan se me pale bade hai, mai pahle kabi us ladki par dhyan nai deta tha. Mai to naam batana 
hi bhul gaya. Uska naam hai pooja. To aisa tha ki wo zyadatar hamare hi ghar rahti thi, aur mujhe b unke ghar me ane jaane k liye koi restrictions nai thi, 


pahle to mai pooja par dhyaan nai deta tha, lekin jaise hum badhte gaye to mai muskaan ki ore attract hone laga. Pata hi nai chala ki kab mai use like karne laga. Mujhe uski har bat achi lagne lagi, aur mai to aisa hogaya tha k uske liye meri classes bunk marna shuru kardi aur ghar par hi rahta tha usko dekhne k liye aur usse bat karne k liye. Aisa 3 saal tak chala. Mai usko apni dil ki baat batana chahta tha kayi baar. Lekin hamari families k bich koi prblm na aaye is wajah se ruk jaata tha. Phir dhire dhire mujhe lagne laga ki wo b mujhe pasand karti hai. Phir aaya wo din jo bahot hi khubsurat din tha meri life ka, us din mere ghar par koi nai tha, mere gharwale bahar gaye huwe the, muskaan hamesha ki tarah hamare ghar aayi, usne pucha ki sub kahan gaye hai. Maine kaha ki bahar gaye hai. Wo wapas jaane k liye palthi to maine kaha ruk jao, chai peekar jaana. Mai aapko batadu muskaan ko meri mummy ki haat ki bani chai bahot pasand thi, wo jab b aati chai peekar jati mummy k haat ki. UsneAisa 3 saal tak chala. Mai usko apni dil ki baat batana chahta tha kayi baar. Lekin hamari families k bich koi prblm na aaye is wajah se ruk jaata tha. Phir dhire dhire mujhe lagne laga ki wo b mujhe pasand karti hai. Phir aaya wo din jo bahot hi khubsurat din tha meri life ka, us din mere ghar par koi nai tha, mere gharwale bah pucha ki aunty ne chai banakar rakhi hai, maine kaha nai, aaj mai banakar pilaunga chai, ispar wo has padi. Aur kaha bachu kabhi kitchen ki shakal dekhi hai, phir wo khud kitchen me gayi aur chai banane lagi, mai b uske saat khada hogaya aur batein karra tha. Maine usse pucha ki mai tumhe kaise lagta hu, wo has kar boli langoor, maine kaha seriously batao na, wo meri tarf dekhi upar se niche tak aur kaha langoor hi dikhte ho. Phir humne apoi chai li aur haal aakar bait gaye, wo abhi b has rahi thi, maine socha ki isse acha makha nai milega mere pyar ka izhar karne ka, maine himmat jutayi aur uska haat thaam liya aur uske saamne farsh par bait gaya, wo darr gayi, maine kaha muskaan mai tumhe bahot pasand karta, i love u muskaan, main tumhare bina nai rahsakta muskaan, wo apni ankhen jhuka k baithi thi, wo sharma k waha se chali gayi. Mai darr gaya, wo do din hamare ghar nai aayi, mujhse raha nai gaya aur mai do din bad unke ghar gaya, wo apne room me thi. Mai waha thodi der raha aur waha sd wapas agaya. Phir next din wo hamare yaha aayi, maine maukha dekh kar usse baat ki, usse pucha ki kya huwa, kuch to bolo plz. Aisa khamoosh mat raho. Wo boli k langoor mu Maine usse pucha ki mai tumhe kaise lagta hu, wo has kar boli langoor, maine kaha seriously batao na, wo meri tarf dekhi upar se niche tak aur kaha langoor hi dikhte ho. Phir humne apoi chai li aur haal aakar bait gaye, wo abhi b has rahi thi, maine socha ki isse acha makha nai milega mere pyar ka izhar karne ka, maine himmat jutayi aur uska haat thaam liya aur uske saamne farsh par bait gaya, wo darr gayi, maine kaha muskaan mai tumhe bahot pasand karta, i love u muskaan, main tumhare bina nai rahsakta muskaan, wo apni ankhen jhuka k baithi thi, wo sharma k waha se chali gayi. Mai darr gaya, wo do din hamare ghar nai aayi, mujhse raha nai gaya aur mai do din bad unke ghar gaya, wo apne room me thi. Mai waha thodi der jhe b pasand hai. Meri khushi ka to thikana nai raha, mai khushi se jhum utha. Phir hum rozana batein karte the, raat raat bhar phone par batein karte the. Phir ek din mera birthday tha, usne mujhe treat di aur kaha k kya gift chahiye, maine kaha k mai ek bar tumhe hug karna chahta hu. Phir wo mujhe apne gale lagayi, such kahu dosto aisa laga k saari duniya tham si gayi hai us lamhe mein. Pata hi nai chala k kab ek ghanta hogaya. Dosto wo bahot hi khubsurat lamha tha meri zindagi ka. Phir kuch din bad muskaan k liye rishte aane lage. Aur ek din hum mile aur wo mujhse gale lagkar roone lagi, maine usse samajhaya aur bharosa dilaya k kuch nai hoga. Sub thik hojayega. Phir kuch din baad wo mujhe achanak ignore karne lagi. Mai pareshaan rahne laga ki kya hogaya hai. Bahot koshish ki usse bat karne ki aur puchne ki kya huwa hai. Par wo kuch nai boli. Mai andar hi andar pareshaan huwe jaaraha tha. Phir ek din mujhe pata chala ki muskaan ka rishta jam gaya hai kahi aur. Mai to bus aisa hogaya tha k kuch samajh nai aaraha tha. Kya batao dosto us waqt kya haal tha mera. Phir ek din uski frend ka call aya, wo mujhse mil kar kuch batana chahti thi, usne mujhe bataya k muskaan ki mummy ko pata chal gaya tha hum dono k baarein me. Aur wo muskaan ko apni kasam di aur kaha k mujhse kabhi bat na kare aur sub bhul jaye. Mai pareshaan hogaya ye sunkar. Mujhe kuch samaj nai aaraha tha k aunty aisa kyu kar rahi thi. Aur phir uski shadi b fix kardi gayi. Maine himmat karke aunty se bat ki, unse pucha k aap aisa kyun karre ho, mai muskaan k bina nai rah sakta, aur rone laga unke saamne, wo mujhse boli k dekho sahil jo mai kar rahi hu wo tumhare liye aur muskaan liye sahi hai. Aur apne families k liye bhi. Maine kaha aunty aap kya kahre ho mujhe kuch samaj nai aara hai. Plz aunty plz aunty aisa mat kijiye, mai marjaunga muskaan k bina. Unhone mujhe kaha ki tum is bat ko yahi bhul jao plz. Abi muskaan ki shadi fix hogayi hai. Aur yahi sub k liye thik hai. Meri har koshish nakaam jarahi thi. Mai to muskaan ko bhagakar b shadi karsakta tha lekin jisse mai pyar karta tha wahi mujhse bat nahi kar rahi thi. Phir muskaan ki shadi nazdeekh agayi, mujhse raha nai jaara tha, aur maine decide kiya ki mai dusre shahar chala jaunga, kyunki mai muskaan ki shadi hote huwe nai dekh sakta tha. Phir maine apne ghar Par bahana kiya aur apna bag pack karli. Dosto iske bad ki kahani mai apne dusre part bataunga. Plz zarur padhna dosto dusra part. Abhi mujhse bus itna likha gaya hai

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