My story and sms

Hi guys my Name is Mohan .. main up ka rahne wala hun.. Main aapko apni present ki kahani sunana chahta hun Hun..Agar kuch galat hoga.. to ..i’m so sorry?? i’m not kidding with u guys its my real story???? Main U.P Ke Barabanki District ka rahne wala hun.. Maine 12th pass karke .. B.A me admission lia phir .. Airtel Company me work karne laga.. Kuch dino baad maine.. kisi problem ki wajah se yeh job chhod di aur .. Election commission of India Me Card Moderator Ho Gaya .. Waha pe ek ladki kaam karne aati thi woh computer operator thi.. main usske dheere like karne laga.. per kabhi himmat nahi hoti thi .. ki uske bagal baithu aur usse baat karu.. woh sabse baat karti thi office me.. as a official work discussion not other ……. mera alag kaam tha isiliye main kabhi uske touch me nahi rahta tha…….. Maine yeh bata dena chahta hun..maine un dino alcohol(drink) kartat ha qki raat me kaam karna hota tha.. to ..jagna padta tha.. lagbah.. 1 saal beet gaya maine usse kuch nahi kah paya.. ek baat.. 31th december ko ..party thi office meto.. woh .. aayi ..thi.. woh bahut hi cute lag rahi thi .. mere pass uska number nahi tha.. aur main mang bhi nahi sakta tha ussse. mera ek dost hai dharmendra.. woh ladki usko bhai kahti thi .. is lahze se.. dharemndra ke pass.tha uska number… ek raat me maine aur dharmendra ne.. mil ke kuch daaaru pi.. thandhi ka period tha.. oss gir rahi thi .. ek shirt me baitha tha…. bahar aur pag pe pag bana kar pi raha tha.. uske baad maine nase me dharmendra se uska number manga.. to usne de dia maien..turant ek i love you ka msg daal dia.. phir maine leave leke ghar aa gaya.. meri tabiyat kharab ho gai thi .. ek saal office nahi gaya.. us msgka reply 1 saal baad usne ..dia.. yaaro main itna khus tha.. ki pucho mat..yaar.. main pagal hua ja raha tha.. uske baad to din acche gurne lage.. woh bhi mujhse se bahut pyar karti thi .. balki abhi bhi karti hai .. usko mere me ek cheez bahut acchi lagti hai .. main.. har ladko ki tarah nahi hun ki ..sirf.. use karke kisi ladki ko chhod de.. maine usko touch karne se bhi darta tha.. but aaj ..main usko sirf kiss karta hun.. aur woh mujhe hug karti hai .. Per yaar main bhi insaan hun.. meri bhi aaur icchaye hai .. yaar.. kya karu kuch samjh me nahi aata hai .. main pyar bhi karta hun ussse. meri ek hi wish hai.. uske.. akele me .. bahut pyar karu.. per..kambhakat .. problem bahut hai ..uske ghar wale bahut strict hai .. hai.. ghar se nai jane dete off ke din. **************************************************** 1)Waqat to aata he chala jata he iss ka aytbaar mat karna, Woh juda ho K yaad aye kisi se itna pyar mat karna. 

2)Bhul jana use jo tumhe bhula de, Mat dekhna use jo tumhe Rula de, par kabhi na hona dur uss shaksh se, jo apni aanke bhigo kar bhi tumhe hasaa de… 

3) Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi, hum to chand ko dekh rahe the, phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi 

4)Shonk saade karje ne dabbe hoye aa... Dil saada vi taa kre TOMMY-PEPE paun nu...

5)Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe, Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga, Choda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe, Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga. 

6)Unho ne humse pucha ki pyar ka asli matlab kya hota hai, Tabhi humne hans kar kaha… Jo matlab ke liye kiya jaye wo pyar hi kahan hota hai…..! 

7)Mujh sa badnaseeb kon hoga .. Mery khandhey pe sir rakh kar wo roya bhi to kisi or ke liye…! 

8)Raat Gujri Fir Mehkti Subah Aayi Chaand Gaya Fir Suraj Ki Roshni Ayi Neend Udi Fir Subah Ki Taazgi Ayi Or Hmne Ankhe Kholi Fir Apki Yaad Ayi. good.Morning 

9) Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nahi badte,Dur hone se dosti ka ahsas nahi marte,Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamre bech,par koi pal nahi jab aapko hum yaad nahi karte. 

10)Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko Par jaane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi poochha karti thi Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Or mai sirf yahi kah pata ki yeh Phone nahi TV ka remote hai ! 

11)Ek Rikshe Wale Ki Shayari !! DIL JALA RAHA HU, KISMAT AAZMA RAHA HU.. DIL JALA RAHA HU, KISMAT AAZMA RAHA HU.. . . . KHUB GHUMAYA THA US BEWAFA KO BIKE PE . . . IS LIYE AAJ RIKSHA CHALA RAHA 

12)Maine darwaza khola to uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi, Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi, Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki . . . . . . . . Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi 

13)Ek moti aurat ne Doctor se puchha… Aurat: Maine suna hai ki khelne se motapa kam hota hai, par mujhe to koi farq hi nahin pada!! Doctor: Achcha!! Kaunsa khel kelti hain aap? Aurat: Chidiya udd, Tota uddd! 

14)Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now !! Agreee ? 

15)Alwida kehkar jab koi Aankhon se door hota hai.. Aankhein dekhti rehti hain aur Dil majboor hota hai.. Koi kahe na kahe zuban se magar.. Dil me Dard zaroor hota hai.. 

16)That relationship where you can talk all the way from “good morning” to “good night” and never get bored of each other 

17)SANTA: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Waiter: Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi..... 

18)Chhote: Bade ye le badam kha… Bade: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak… Chhote: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain Bade: acha…thnkx Chhote: Acha tujhe pata hain… Bade: Please yaar… Chhote: Are sunto Bade: suna Chhote: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai. Bade: Kya baat kar raha hain… kyun? Chhote: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha 

19)Pappu’s dad joins facebook. Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’ Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’ Pappu replies : ‘Welcome to facebook’ !! 

20)My hands naver pain when typing status for you my all page fan _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ But my heart always pain when there is no like and no comment. 

21)Us Dil Sai Pyar na karo jo tumhe dard dai Par us Dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumse Pyar kare Kyuki tum Dunia ke liye koi ek ho Par kisi ek ke liye sari Dunia ho 

22)Ye Shishe Ye Sapne Ye Rishte Ye Dhaage Kise Kya Khabar Kab Kaha Toot Jaaye Mohobat Ke Dariya Me Tinke Wafa Ke Najane Ye Kis Mod Par Doob Jaaye 

23)DilSe Kuch Der Usko Juda Rakhu Mere Bas Me Nahi Mein Usko Khafa Rakhu Nahi He Kuch Bhi Mere DilMe Siwa Uske Mai Usko Bhula Du To Yaad Kya Rakhu 

24)Chand ne kha Kyu Usko Yaad karte ho jo Tuje Jawab nahi deta maine Chand ko Muskura kar kaha Jis rat tu nahi Chamkta to Kya Tera asman Tujhe Chhod deta Hai 

25)Apni har shayari mein tera naam likhte hai Apni har saans pe tera naam likhte hai Agar yaqin na ho toh aazmaa ke dekh lo Jaan Tere saamne dil kholke tera naam likhte hai 

26)Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. 

27)Mulakat kyo na ho humari Jab ye rishta humara hai Na mile bhi to kya hua Yaad rahega wo chehra hume zindagi bhar Jo aaj hume humari jaan se pyara hai 

28)Mera Ban Jaye Koi Ye Meri Taqdir Nahi Main Wo Shisha Hu Jisme Koi Tasvir Nahi Dil Me Bachi Jine Ki Aas Nahi Chaha Jise Sabse Zyada Wo Hi Mere Paas Nahi 

29)Kisi Se Aisa Rishta Ban Jaata Hai Ki Har Cheez Se Pehle Uska Khayaal Aata Hai. Na Jaane Kya Kehte Hain Is Rishte Ko Jo Dil Ki Dharkan Aur Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaata Hai 

30)Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Dhadka Gaya Koi Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi Hum Tu Anjanay Raston Pay Chal Rahay Thay Achanak Hi Pyaar Ka Matlab Seekha Gaya Koi 1)Is Duniya mai kabhi kisi ko alvida mat kehena pta nahi kaha or kab phir se raaste ek ho jate hain 

2)2-4 din ki ye zindgani hai jo pal mai beet jayegi bas pya karo to manzil tumhe sitaro tak le jayegi 

3)Kabhi sath bhi they rawaan-dawaan bhale ab naseeb hai darmyan, Bhale tu udhar bhale mein idhar koi bat kar koi bat kar, Tujhe chup hai kesi lagi huyi abhi umar to hai pari huyi, Abhi muskuraa abhi gham na kar koi bat kar koi bar kar, Koi admi hai na wakeel hai koi baam hai ke faseel hai, Faqat aik mein faqat aik dar koi bat kar koi bar kar.. 

4)Ik ik zakham dikhaaon tum ko aao to, Kese kese phool khile hain dekho to, Sheiron jese jhilmil karte lamhon mein, Kangan ghazlon ka pehnaaon aao to, Hanste gaatey logon ki is dunya mein, Hum kyon itne chup rehte hain socho to, In chahat ki tarsi pyassi ankhon mein, Sapnon ka ik sheher bassaa hai dekho to, Janaan in dunya walon ki nazaron se, Door kahin le jaaon tum ko aao to, Ik ik kar ke sare saathi chorr gaye, Tum bhi raah badal sakte ho chaho to, Deewana sab log samajhne lagte hain, Arshad bass khamosh raho ghar aao to.. 

5)Woh Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Tha Bas Mujh Say Youn He Bichar Gaya Tha Har Simt Usi Ka Tazkara Tha Har Dil Main Woh Jaisey Bas Raha Tha Main Us Ki Ana Ka Aasra Tha Woh Mujh Say Kabhi Na Roothta Tha Main Dhoop K Bina Bhe Jal Raha Tha Woh Saya-E-Abbar Ban Gaya Tha 

6)Ek Baar Bichar K Jab Mila Tha Woh Mujh Say Bichar K Roo Para Tha Kya Kuch Na Us Say Kaha Gaya Tha Us Nay Toh Laboon Ko See Liya Tha Woh Chand Ka Humsafar Tha Shayad Raatoun Ko Tamam Jaghta Tha Hontoun Main Gulaab Ki Naram Khushboo Baatoun Main Toh Shehad Gholta Tha




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1)To some stranger you might be nothing at all. But to me you are why I wake up in the mornings, You are the reason why am not crying anymore. You were the gentle man that came along,

2)When my hand is wrinkled so, it's you that I will still want you know. As my hair turns silver and gray remember me as I was yesterday. My long red hair blowing in the breeze, we loved ..........


3)Me on the left and you on the right the way we laid our bodies the start of the night. My head on two pillows as yours lay on one tired from the day and all we had 

4)I get butterflies, every time, You look at me, touch me, talk to me. Big cheesy smiles across my face, You fill that empty place, Deep in my heart, Where it has been lonely for such 

5)I met this beautiful girl a couple years ago I wanted her I liked her but I didn't know If she felt the same way as me I laid awake every night thinking of everything we could be 

6)As I was walking down a dirt road. I picked a daisy along the way. I thought of my true love, And where he was today. I look at the daisy’s petals. They were each white as snow, 

7)When I fell in love my heart was on fire To be with you was my one desire And if you love me I’ll give you everything you need A lifetime of promises and a world full of dreams 

8)t must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel 

9)3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you 

10)They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat 

11) If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it wouldrain all day 

12)I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u. 

13)f 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. 

14)I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love. 

15)1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u 

16)In the darkest Night of nights When the moon Has all but perished There lies beauty Sinister beauty We just need to find it 

17)There is too much Beauty For us to wholly see- Our ordinary eyes Feast daily on Abundances unperceived. 

18)Magic Is mystical Pleasing bewilderment Marvel You are my magic Beauty Is phantasy A charm, flowering Colonnade You are my beauty Love Is artless Northern Star Heart Love is you Simple 

19)Adoring, this is true beauty Caring, this is true beauty Passionate, this is true beauty flawless, this is true beauty Always there, this is true beauty Friend in need.this is true beauty Friend indeed, this is true beauty dazzling smiles, this is true beauty spirit as of a warrior, this is true beauty servant hood, this is true beauty I can win attitude, this is true beauty Eyes as lovely as a dove 

20)In beauty may I walk All day long may I walk Through the returning seasons may I walk Beautifully I will possess again Beautifully birds Beautifully joyful birds On the trail marked with pollen may I walk With grasshoppers about my feet may I walk With dew about my feet may I walk With beauty may I walk With beauty before me may I walk With beauty behind me may I walk 

With beauty above me may I walk With beauty all around me may I walk In old age, wandering on a trail of beauty, lively, may I walk In old age, wandering on a trail of beauty, living again, may I walk It is finished in beauty It is finished in beauty -



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1)Tumse dosti karne ka hisab na aaya Mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aaya. Hum to jagte rahe tumhari hi khayalo me Or tumhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aaya

2)Jindagi K Har Lamho Me Unhi Ko Pate Hain, Bhool Jayein Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhoolate Hain, Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme Ae Khuda, Jitna Bhoolate Hain Wo Utna Yaad Aate Hain… 

3)Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain, Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain, Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain.. 



4)Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya, Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain, Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya, Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain 

5)Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai, Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai, Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai… 

6)Wo humara imtihan kya lagi. Milege nazro se nazar to, Apni nazre jhuka legee, Use meri kabra par deeya jalane ko mat kahna, Wo nadan hai dosto apna hath jala legi… 

7)Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi, Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi, Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein, Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi 

8)Teri duniya ka yeh dastoor bhi ajeeb hai Khudaya, Muhabbat un ko milti hai jinhen karni nahi aati.. 

9)Shikaayet to nahin hai lekin itna poochta hoon main, Woh aakhir kya kare jo har tarah majboor ho jaye 

10)Karley sitam chahey jitne zamaana, sehna hai, Hum ne har haal mein jeeney ki kasam khayi hai. 

11)Mitt chaley meri umeedon ki tarah harf magar, Aaj tak tere khato’n se teri khushbuu na gayi 

12)Hawaa se lipti hui siskiyon se lagta hai, Meri kahani kissi aur ne bhi dohraayi.. 

13)Woh aik akss ke pal bhar nazar main thehra tha, Tamaam umar ka silsilaa hai ab mere liye. 

14)Nahin mere liye kya aur koi, Usi ka rasta kyon dekhta hoon.. 

15)Mujhe yaqeen hai mohabbat issi ko kehte hain, Ke zakham taaza rahe aur nishaan chala jaye.. 

16)Har Majburi se ladna sikhlo Har gum ke sath jina sikhlo Busy hum bhi kam nahi par Hamari tarah DOSTO Ko yaad krna sikhlo 

17)Na Milne Ki Khushi, Na Judaai Ka Gum, Na Udaas Na Tanha Hai Hum, Kaise Kahe Kaise Hai Hum, Bas Itna Samajh Lijiye Aapke Bina Akele Hai Hum.. 

18)Aapko miss karna.. roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai. 

19)Zindagi to sabhi ke lia wahi hai Fark hai to bas itna sa hai “Koi dil se jee raha hai” aur koi “koi dil rakhne ke lia jee raha hai” ------------------------------------------ 1)Ab bhool Chuky ho tm hum Ko Be-kaar Samjh kr: D_G Hamein Mohabbat Faqat Tm Se Thi Warna dunya hum pe b marti Thi 

2)Wah Mery Mehbob Bari Jaldi khayal Aya Mera…! Bas Kro Chom’na AB UthanE Do JanaZa MEra..! 

3)Ay Zindi ja Dhond koi Kho gya hai mjy se…. Wo na mila to Sun..! Tjhe Bhi “Khuda-hafiz” 

4)Aye rag-e-jaan k makeen, Tu bhi kabhi ghor se Sun…!! Dil ki dharkan tery qadmo ki sada lagti hai…!! 



5)IS ishq se bach k rehna bohat buri blaa hai, “D_G” Is k Sataye namazi bi Meh Khano main mily Hain mujy! 

6)Talab Mot Ki Karna Gunah-e-kabeera Hy. Marny Ka Shoq Hy To aao Tumhy Ishq ki Taleem Doon…. 

7)Sochenge jb kbhi chahne wali ki tarah yad ayenge hum tute pegamo ki tarh, jb bhi tanha andheron me dr jaoyoge tum, meri yad fel jayegi ujalon ki tarha. 

8)Kitna Aur Dard Dega Bas Itna Bata De, Aisa Kar Ya RaBB Meri Hasti Mita De? Yun Ghut Ghut Ke Jeene Se Maut Behtar Hai, 

Kabhi Na Khulain Aankhein Tu Aisi Neend Sula De, 

9)Ihsaas Muhabat Ki Methas Se Muje Aagah Na Kar Ye Wo Zahar Hai Jo Main Pehle Bi Pee Chuka Hoon 

10)Inhi Raaston Ne Jin Par Kabi Tum Thay Sath Mere Muje Rok Rok Pocha Tera Hamsafar Kaha Hai 

11)Kasm Se Har Aik Larka Bhula Doon Gi Sab Hi Ki Tasverain Jala Don Gi Aik Tum Hi Rahe Gay Is Dil Main Balance Dalwa Do Warna Bhai Bana Loon Gi 

12)Muj Ko Ye Soch Hi Kafi Hai Jilane Ke Liye Main Na Hota Tu Koi Aur Tumhara Hota 

13)Mere Chehray Se Mera Dard Na Parh Pao Ge Wasi Meri Aadat Hai Har Baat Pe Muskra Dena 

14)Raat Yun Dil Main Teri Khoi Hui Yaad Ayi Jese Verane Main Chupke Se Bahar Ayi Jese Sehraon Main Hole Se Chale Bad e Naseem Jese Beemar Ko Be waja Qarar A Jaye 

15)Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree— The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms But which will bloom most constantly? The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spring, Its 

summer blossoms scent the air; Yet wait till winter comes again And who will call the wild-briar fair? Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now And deck thee with the holly’s sheen, That when December blights thy brow He may still leave thy garland green. 

16)Jal Jayo Kamoshi Se Kari Dhoop Main Lekin Apnon Se Kabi Saya e DeWar Na Mango 

17)Milna He Tu A Jeet Le Medan Main Muj Ko Ham Apne Kaeele Se Bagawat Nahi Karte 

18)Ye Dard e Dil Na Gaya Dard e Janan Ki Tarah Ghale Main Dal Ke Sare Taweez Dekhe Hain 

19)Apni zindgi se muje hatane chale ho, 1 staey hue ko stane chale ho, Kitne nadan ho tum mere DOST, jo apne haton ki lakire mitane chale ho. 

20)Meri Yaadon Ki Kashti Uss Samundar Mein Tairti Hai; Jiss Mein Paani Meri Apni Hi Palkon Ka Hota Hai! 21)Uske Chale Jaane Ke Baad; Hum Mohabbat Nahi Karte Kisi Se; Ek Choti Si Zindagi Hai; Kis- Kis Ko Aazmate Rahenge! 

22)Vo juda ho ke bhi meetha dard de rahe hai dur reh reh ker fir se pass aane lage hai fir se kyo voh kyon yad aa rahe hai jin ko bhulane me hame jamane lage hai 

23)Ye Kon Jane KisKa Kasur Tha Tuta Wohi Sahara Jispe Gurur Tha Use Hai Gurur Wo Kisi Aur Ka Hai Hame Hai Naaz Wo Kabhi Mera junun Tha. 

24)Tmhari zarurat ko pyar samaz bethe Phli mulaqat ko shurwat samaz bethe KonSi kasar chhoda tha hmne pyar me Jo hmare dil koKhilona Samaz Baithe 

25)Phoolo ke Aanchal mai kuch kami si hai, Teri Aankho mai kuch Nami si h, Meri Mohabbat ko thukra kar jane vale ye to bta de ki meri “Mohabbat Mai Kya Kami h. 

26)Khwaab itne to dagabaaz na the mere kabhi khwaab itni to meri neend nahi chhalte the raat ki baat kya ik daur me ye khanabdosh din nikalte hi mere saath saath chalte the

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