Pyar ka Tohfa

1)Friend: yaar main apni girl friend ko kya gift doon? boy: diamond ka haar dedo.. friend: na yaar koi aisi cheez bata jo us ko kabhi kisi ne na di ho. boy: phansi de dyyyy.... 


2)Kehna Zaroori Nahi Hota Yeh Samajne Ki Baat Hai, Hum Mohabat Mein Khaamosh Zaroor Hain Magar Bewafa Nahi... 


3)ladka kitna bhi smart / handsome ho .. . . . kisi na kisi ladki se to ye sun he leta hai... . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . sakal dekhi hai apni .. bandar jaisi hai..... 


4)SUNO...! Hum naraz hain tumse, Buhat naraz hain tum se, K Bohat majbor ho na tum ? Bohat masroof ho na tum ? Humein to yaad karne ka, K waqat barbad karne ka, Tumhein to waqat he kab hai? Na tumko yaad aate hain, Tumhein kitna satate hain Par ab to maaf rakhna tum, Humein na yaad karna tum Tumhein na yaad ayenge Na tumko yoon satayeinge Par jab tum hum ko bulaoge Hum se jab milne aaoge To hum bhi tum ko bata deinge Buhat majbor hain hum bhi.. Buhat masrof hain hum bhi.. Humein bhi kam hain kitne Humein na he bulao tum, Na hum ko yaad aao tum, K hum naraz hain tum se.. BOHAT NARAZ HAI TUM SE.. 


5)Machhar marne ka jadeed or Aasan tarika. Cheeni or lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko dein. Mixture khatay hi wo pani ki talash main niklega. Jese hi wo water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka dedo. Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko dry karne k liye Aag k pas jayega. Usi waqt Aap Aag mein bomb phenk dein. Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega. Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein. macchar mr jayega. Thnx ki zaroorat nahi its ok.. 



6)Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun 


7)2 baate hamesha yaad rakhna. . . . . Har insan itna kharab nai Hota jitna vo "VOTER ID CARD" . me dikhta Hai. . . . Aur . . Itna Acha bhi nai Hota Jitna . . "FACEBOOK" .par Dikhta hai... . its true or not..??? 


8)Konsi Website Hai Jise Boys n Girls chhup Chhup k Dekhte Hain...?? . . . . . . . . . . . Result Site ..... (Waisy ap ne jo smjhii thee wo b theek hai) 


9)Aik pagal aik dentist ke pass jata hei or pochta hei: "kia ab bina pain ke dant nikal sktey ho" Dentist "nahe, mgr....." Pagal "mein nikal skta hoon.... hehehe hehehe hehehe hehheheh...... 


10)" Who is a Friend? . . Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.. . . But, Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WIth U & says . . “Bola tha na Fasenge” 


11)Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . . . santa aaya aur uski pooch kheechta hua bola: . . . " nikal saale... bada aaya mechanical engineer. 


12)1 ldki rozana burke main collage jati thi 1 ldka us ldki ko behad pyar krta tha Ldka rozana us ldki ko raste main jate hua cheda krta tha ldka ldki se kehta E prda nashi prda hta or apne husn ka jlwa dikha Ldki uski baat ko sunti aur chupchap chali jati 1 din ldke ne raste me ldki ka hath pakadkar kaha Jaan,janeman,janejigar,jane tamanna agr tmne kal meri mohabbat ko kabul nahi kiya to main apni jaan de dunga Ldki muskurakar chali gayi Ldki 3-4 din tak collage nhi gayi Bad main ldki ko pta chala ki ldke ne such me khudkhushi kar li hai Ldki roti hui ldke ki KABRpar gai or apna nakab khol kar boli A mere gumnam aashiq dekh teri mehbooba aai hai ji bhar ke uska didar kar le Tabhi KABR main se aawaz aati hai "A khuda ye teri kaisi khudai hai,Aaj hum prde me hain aur wo benakab aayi hai"... 


13)Log Pata Nhi Kaise... PrOpose kr Dete Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai... 


14)Question Of Billions $ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whats Your G.F/B.F Mobile's Numb . Jo Day Us Ka bHi Bhalllaaa joWw Na Day Us Ka Bhi bhaLaaa 


15)A hearT touchIng stoRy..... . . . Ek bachha apni maa se bhut jyada nafrat karta tha,kyuki uski maa ke ek aankh nahi thi. Wo maa ko apne sath school bhi nahi le jata. . . Ladke ne padhai ki,fir aage padhne ke liye mumbai chala gaya. . . Shadi karke,mumbai hi settle ho gya. Kabhi bhi maa se milne gaon nahi gaya. . . Ek din,uski maa us se milne aayi,to uski modern biwi ne pucha ye kon hai? To ladke ne keh diya ki me nahi janta,kon hai!! Or maa ko keh diya chali jaa yahan se. . . Ek din,ladka kisi kaam se apne gaon me tha. Raat ho gyi to, maa ke ghar chala gaya. . . Wahan maa ki lash padi thi or pass me ek letter pada tha. . . Jisme likha tha,beta tu mujhe itni nafrat mt kr.bachpan me teri khelte-khelte aankh fut gyi,to mene meri de di. . . Moral=>chahe,kuch bhi ho,aapki maa kbhi aapka bura nahi karegi. Love u maa 


16)The AwsoMe Moment When Your Friend Says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YaaR Tu BaSs LeYyy Aa JaGa Ki TeNsion Matt Ley Girls Pe PoGo TaaRi Ho GaYaa Hai 


17)Bf To Gf : Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Main Aayi Thi You Were Lookng Very Cute:) Gf. Khush Hokar, Hmm ? Sach Much Bf.. Haa Baba Such Much. Gf .. Sapne Main Ham Dono Kya Kar Rahe The ? Bf.. I Was Eating Cadbury Milk ! ... Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Or Tum Bhooky Bhikari K Andaz Main Keh Rahi Thi K Plz. Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chatne K Liye... loll 


18)CUTE MSG BY LITTLE KID....!! . . . Leave Aplicationby A Cute Child- . . . O Master Ji, . . . Wen I Cum, . . . Rain Cham Cham. . . . Leg My Fisla, . . . I Gira Dham. . . . Niche My Bag & Upar Was Hum. . . . Isliye 2 Days, I Not Cum. 


19)Akele To Hum Pehle Bhi Jee Rahe Thay, Kyun Tanha-Se Ho Gaye Hain Tere Jane K Baad.... Hit like if your x one cheat you.... 


20)Tum jab b milo toh nazrein utha kar mila karo Mujhe pasand hai ....!!! tumhari ankhao me apna chehra dekhna _♥♥ 


21)Manjil Insaal Ke Hausle Ajmati Hai.. Sapnon Ke Parde Ankhon Se Hatati Hai Kisi Bhi Baat Se Himmat Na Harna… Dhokar he Insaan Ko Chalna Sikhati Hai. 


22)Praindon Ko Manzil Milegi Yakeenan Ye Faile Huye Unke Paar Boolte Hain Wo Log Rahte Hain Khamosh Aksar Jamane Main Jinke Hunar Boolte Hain…! 


23)Bhul Jao Bite Hue Kal Ko, DiL Me Bsalo Aane Wale Kal Ko, Muskurao Chahe Jo Bi Ho Pal, Khushiya Lekr Ayega Aane Wala Kal..


24)Mere Pyare! Maine Ye To Kabhi Socha Bhi Na Tha Ki Tujh Tak Pahuchne Ka Rashta Bhi Teri Tarah Etna Khoobsurat Hota 


25)Pyar karne wale bade ajib hote khushi ke badle gum nasib hote hai mere yaar mohabbat na karna kabhi kyun ki pyar karne wale bade ajib hote hai 


26)Jami Se Judkaar Asma Ki Baat Karo! Swapn Nahi Hakekat Se Mulakat Karo! Toofan Se Darte Hain, Bujdil Yaron! Museebat Se Mard Ki Tarah Do Do Hath Karo 


27)Doopahr Tak Bik Gaya! Bazar Ka Har Ek Jhoot ! Aur Main Ek Sach Le Kar Shaam Tak Baitha He Raha…! 


28)Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai Jo Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gai Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gai 


29)Koshish Honi Chahiye, Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Ki Lamha To Apne Aap Mil Jayega…!! Waqt Hona Chahiye, Kisi Se Milne Ka Bahana To Apne Aap Mil Jayega… 


30)Na Koi Rah Asaan Chahiye Na He Hume Koi Pahichan Chahiye Ek He Chiz Mangte Hain Roj Bhagwaan Se Apnon Ke Chehre Pe Har Pal Pyari Si Muskaan Chahiye… 


31)honto par ek muskaan kafi hai, dil me ek arman kafi hai, kuch nhi chahiye zindgi se hume, aap hume yaad karte raho ye ehsan kafi ha.. 


32)Woh kehke chale itni mulakat bahut hai Maine kaha ruk jao abhi raat bahut hai Aasoon mere tham jaye to phir shauk se jana Aise me kahan jaoge barsaat bahut hai 


33)Na milta gum to aankho k ansu kaha jate. Duniya agar hoti chaman to virane kaha jate. Achha hua apno me koi begana to nikla, Gar sabhi apne hote to begane kaha jate 


34)Na milta gum to aankho k ansu kaha jate. Duniya agar hoti chaman to virane kaha jate. Achha hua apno me koi begana to nikla, Gar sabhi apne hote to begane kaha jate. #Hindi #Shayari — at New Delhi. 


35)Koi Shayar Koi Faqir Ban Jaye, Apko Jo Dikhe Khud Tasveer Ban Jaye, Na Phoolon Ki Jarurat Na Kaliyo Ki, Aap Jaha Pair Rakh Do Wahi Kashmeer Ban Jaye **************************************************************** 1)Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai… 

2)Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…  

3)Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho, Phool to murjha jaate hai. Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo, Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai… 

4)Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai… 

5)Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain… 

6)Ishq me ye anjam paya hai, haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA 

7)Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain… 

8)Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta? Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha? Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya.... 

9)Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna 

10)Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai 

11)zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai. 

12)Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya 

13)Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do.. 

14)apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka Jago grahak jago. 

15)kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz 

16)har insan itna kharab nahi hota jitna kisi id proof me dikhta hai.or itna acha bhi nahi hota jitna facebook par dikhta hai. 

17)Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya, Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H. 

18)Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje. Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car, Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho. 

19)Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo.. . . Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se.. . . . . Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na 

20)Aaj Ka Vichar..:) Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki Dil Se Seva Karta Hai.... . . . . . . . . Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!! 

21)Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne . . . Chhipakali, cockroach se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai. 

22)Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,! . Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.! . 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram. 

23)Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,! . Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.! . 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram. 

24)Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1 

25)Log kahte hai ki "Agar aache logo ko yaad kiya jaye to wakt bhi aacha gujarta hai So Mene socha ki aapko . . . Meri yaad dila du. 

26)the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai... agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :) 

27)Ever Heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech ??? . . . . . It is called daaru 

28)Duniya me 2 hathiyaar hai jo parmanu bumb se bhi jyada khatarnak hai.. 1. Ladki ki smile 2. Ladki ke ansu Jo kisi ladke se kuchh b karwa sakte hai.




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Love Story:: 



 Hi friends i am Reetu ..aj mai ap logo se apni love story (in hindi) share karne ja ri hu.. mai ek marvadi fmly se hu n hmari fmly bht hi traditional n strict h.. bat aj se 4yrs phle ki h jb mai ek media house me wrk krti …mera wrk vha headlines select kr k arrange krna tha..ek din mujhe ek cal aaya us prsn ne mujhe btaya k koi h jiski fmly ko kuch claim lena h govt se uski news unhe publish krani thi..so kya m unki kuch help kr skti hu.. m us prsn se impress hui ki aise log b h jo needy prsn ki help krte h…maine unki help ki or claim b dilwaya..is bich us prsn se meri kai bar bat hui…hm dono ki thinking totally match krti thi..or hum ghanto bat krne lge…4mnth nikl gae bt hm mile ni..dono hi milna chahte the bt..kah ni pa re the..fir ek din maine hi jid ki or usne milne ki ha ki… hm ek mandir me mile ye idea usi ka tha..qki vo sai baba ko bht manta h so..m b vha pahuchi bt ek dusre ki shkll ni dekhi thi mandir me sbko hi hm dono ghoor re the tbi jb m vha se jane lgi kisi se piche se aawaj lgai…a chashmish kha ja ri h……or m bus vhi khadi rah gai..dil to jaise bas me hi ni tha mere..dhadke jar a tha…m use ek smile k siva or kuch ni kah pai us din…or fir icecream khane k bad ghr aa gai..or ghr pe b uske bare me hi sochti rhi… sab thk chal raha tha…hm dono ek dusre se bht pyr krne lge the…smjhne lge the…uska past tha jisme use ek ldki jo khud hi piche pdi thi lekin jb ye b use paglo ki trh chahne lga tb dhoka dia or kisi or se shadi kr li….ye bilkul pagal ho gya tha tb hm mile…tb hm mile or maine use is past se nikala… hm dono shadi ki planning kr re the bus uskii govt job ka wait kr re the qki ye ek private job me ttha to meri fmly kbi b allow ni krti bt tbi meri ek cousin jisne love marriage ki bat ghr me kahi uske papa yanni mere uncle ko heartattack aa gya vo ye sadma bardasht ni kr pae n unki death ho gai…frnds m apne parents ki sbse bdi child hu so..mai ye sab dekh k bht dar gai k…jo meri uncle ki fmly me hua vo meri fmly me na ho or… maine jiten ko mna kr dia k hm kbi shadi ni kr skte…usne mujhe samjhaya b bht bt isi bich jiten k ghr me uski shadi ko le k bht tnsn ho ri thi jb usne apni fmly me mere bare me btaya uske papa ne use ghr se nikalne ki dhamki di…qki jis ldki ne use dhoka dia tha ussne iske ghrwalo pe b thraning ka iljam lgaya tha…jb jiten ne mujhe papa ka faisla btaya to m or b ghbra gai..qki jiten apne parents se bht pyr krta h.. so m ni chahtii thi ye sab ho…or maine use apni ksm di ki pls jha parents chahe vha shadi kr le..par usne b mujhe kha shadi tbi krunga jb tu vha hogi….frnds ap log smjh skte jiske sat hap pura future plan kr chuke ho use kisi or k sath dekhna…kisi or ka hote hue dekhna kitna heart breakable hota h..bt mere lie uski khushi se badhkr or kuch nit ha so maine uski shadi me b uske sath thi…mujhe lga shadi k bad uski life me sab thk ho jaega vo aage badh jaega…. bt hua bilkul ulta…shadi k bad vo bht pareshan rhne lga h….aaj uski shadi ko 1yr ho gya bt na m use bhul pati hu na vo mujhe…jisdin vo mujhse bat ni krta…mujhe fvr ho jata h…m rat bhr jagti rhti hu…neend hi ni aati…na kuch kha pati hu na kisi kam me man lgta h.. 



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1)Jab Waqt ki Dhadkano Ko Tham Leta Hai Koi, Hum Sote Hai Khyaalo Me Aur Naam Leta Hai Koi... Yaaden Tab Aur Yaadgar Ho Jaati Hai, Jab Hamse Behtar Hamein Jaan Leta Hai Koi. .


2)Sanu dekh dekh na sadeya kar.... Ni tu waheguru waheguru kreya kar 


3)Marne wale to ek din kisi se kuch khe bager mar jate magar har roj wo log marte h jinhone kbhi kisi se sache dil se pyar kiya ho.. 



4)Ehna hanjua nu aaun to kiwe roka.... Eh mallo jori wehnde ne........ Jihna lekhe layi c zindgaani Unha nu labhan nu eh kehnde ne. 


5)Tere baajo jo b mangna 100 dukha ke dukh.... De sacha naam santokhia Utre man ki bhukh.... Waheguru g sarbatt da bhala karna g..... 



6)Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi tenu apni samaj ke dil dita hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi pyar tere de butte nu pani laya hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi teri yaad vich rehnda main sheyar likhda hor aj tak sheyar banaya hi nahi tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi 



7)Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi da, Ehi kissa mashhoor hai zindagi da, Beete hoye pal kade waapis nahi aunde, Ehi tan sab ton wadda kasoor hai zindagi da. . 



8)Yeh Jo Dard Hai Ishq Ka Mujhe Is Sey Koi Gila Nahi Yeh Toh Zindagi Ka Usool Hai Kabhi Apna Koi Hua Nahi Tu Jisay Jaaan Kar Bhi Anjana Hai Woh Raaz Maine Kaha Nahi Mujhe Apni Khabar Toh Hai Magar Teri Soch Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Yeh Sada Si Jo Hai Gunjtee,,, Wo Lafz Tu Nay Kaha Nahi,,, Mera Jurm Hai Meri Sadgi,,, Meri Aur Koi Khata Nahi...! 



9)Jroori tan nahi c ke har shabad nu awaaz mildi par kai vari Ohde band bullan te, Mai apna naam padheya c. 



10)Main Chori Chori Ve Sohneya Tera Raah Takkdi Haan. . . . . . . .Par Chandre Jagg Ton V Thoda Ohla Jeha Rakhdi Haan !! 



11)Marriage after tusi apne HUBBY nu kida Wake Up karvayoge _____ 



1) Ji Utho Chah ban gayi hai 



2) wake up Baby tea is ready 



3) Of ho pher so gaye ki kara mai inah da lo chah piyo 


4) Mere Mithe Mithe Chah pilo with kiss 4head te 


5)A g chah p lao pher thandi ho jani aa... ) Uth ja keyun Dimag khayi jana chah duf lai lol 


12)kisi k paas aane me waqt lgta h.. Kisi ko apna bnane me waqt lagta h.. Hmne bhut phle maangi thi aapki dosti.. Pr khuda ne kha anmol cheezko pane me waqt lagta h 


13)Meri zindagi ki kitab tu, Mery her sawal ka jawab tu, Main tumhen parhon tamam umar, Meri hayaat ka nisaab tu....... 


14)Do ne shreer ik jann hogye , apni hi duniya de vich kho gye, Sajra pyar eh ,poora aitbaar eh , janma de lyi ik duje de ne ho chukke , sadi gal v na mukke , te rbba raat v na mukke.... 


15)TeRiyaaN KhUsHiyaaN NaaL, MusKuraauN Nu Jee KaRda__TeNu DarD HoVe TaN AthRu, BaHaUn Nu Jee KarDa__♥ ♥__TeRi MuSkaaN Hi InnI PyarI LaGdI Aa SoHniYe__Ke BaaR - BaaR TeNu HaSaaUn Nu Jee KarDa__♥ 



16)Tu Sabb Da Sahara, Tere Bina Na Guzara.... Baki sabb Kuch Jhootha, EK Tera Naam hi Sachyara.... Satnaam Shri Waheguru Ji ....♥♥ Waheguru g sarbatt da bhala karna g... 


17)muhabbat dekh li maine zamane bhar ke logo ki jahan kuch daam jayda ho .. wahan insan bikte hain.. 


18)Munde pagal ho jande ne pyar ch, Baki kasar puri ho jandi aa intezar ch, Par eh dard kudiyan nahi samajdiya, Enha nu bas Gol-Gappe khawaalo bazaar ch... 



19)Ena Pyar Na Jta Ke Khuda Ban Java, Ena DOor Vi Na Ja Ke Dua Ban Java, Rabb Kare Ena'k Pyar Hove Tere Te Mere Vich, Ke Tera Rasta Je Muke Ta, Main Raah Ban Java. 


20)SuHi salWar tE baDami kuRti,maRakk nAl tuRe bOrRa hAi Nai fUrti, tAng jEhe SutTa dI Oh faN laGdii, saCh jAnNo pAriYan di BeHan lAgDi, SoNe diA jHanjHaran nE sHor paA liYa, naVi NaVi jUtti nE c PaiR kHa lEya, SoCheya c ChunNi hEtha cHehra dEkhla, HusNa Di rAni nU maIn maTha tEkla, BanGa di cHanak NaL neEnd khUl gYi, MarJani sUpne dE wanGu bhUl gYi, MaRjani SupnE dE wAngu bhUl gYi, HaYe bhUl gYi, bHul Gyi OyE.... 



21)Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Har Pal Daaman Tera Pyar Ki Khushbu Se Mehke Dil Ka Aangan Tera KHUDA Ki Ho Rehmat Tujh Pe Be-Shumaar Dosti Se Khilta Rahe Hamesha Jeewan Tera 


22)Jis ko Tum Chaaho Wo Mohabbat.., Jo tumhein Chaahe Us Ka Kya ? ? ? . Jis ke Liye Tum Roye Wo Mohabbat..,, Jo tumare Liye Roye Uska Kya ? ? ? . Jis ke Liye Tum Tarpe Wo Mohabbat..,, Jo tumhare Liye Tarpa Uska Kya .. ? ? ? . Jis ko Tumne Chaaha Wo Tumko Mile..,, Aur Jis Ko Tum Na Mile Uska Kya .. 


23)Tu mile mujhe har Raah pe... Jaroori to nahi. thode Se khwab hain in aankho me. sab ho jaye haqeeqat... Jaro ori to nahi...!! teri chahat ko bnd kiya hai is dil me. kar du aazad saamne tere...Jaroori to nahi...!! Khushi jhalakti hai aankho me meri. Khush ho mera dil.... Yeh Jaroori to nahi...!! Mil nahi sakti chahat meri kabhi mujhe. Is khayal se "tujhe Pyaar" karna chhod du... Jaroori to nahi. 


24)Ek Jurm Hua Hai Hum Se,,, "Ek Yaar Bana Baithe Hain,,'' "Kuch Apna Usko Samajh Kr,,.'' "Sab Raaz Bata Baithe Hain,,'' "Phir Uski Pyar Ki Raah Hain,,'' "Dil-O- Jaan Gawa Baithe Hain,,,'' "Woh Yaad Bohat Aate hain,,'' "Jo HumKo Bhula Baithe Hain. 


25)Ek Ajnabi Se Baat Kya Hui Ki Qayamat Ho Gayi, Sare Shaher Ko Is Chahat Ki Khabar Ho Gayi...!! Kyun Naa Dosh Du Dil-e-Nadan Ko, Dosti Ka Irada Tha Aur "Mohabbat"Ho Gayi. 



26)3 Cheezien Pak Rakho: Jism, Libas Aur Khyalat 3 Cheezen Qabu me Rakho: Zuban, Nafs Aur Ghussa 3 Cheezien Yaad Rakho: Mout, Ehsan Aur Naseehat 3 Cheezien Hasik Karo: Ilm, Dua Aur Aetimad 3 Cheezien Zaya Mat Karo: Rizzq, Waqt Aur Dost 3 Cheezien Kabhi Na Todho: Dil, Ehad Aur Qanoon 3 Cheezien Choti Na samjho: Farz, Qarz Aur Marz 3 Cheezien Zaleel Karati hain: Chori ,Chugli Aur Jhoot 3 Cheezien Dheyan se uthao: QaLam, Qadam Aur Qasam 3 Cheezien Ba Qaedgi se Parho: NAMAZ, QURAN AUR DROOD... Is Khubsoorat Msg Ko Apne Aziz Ahbab Aur Dosto Tak Pohancha Le 



27)Girl: I have to tell you something… Boy:What? Girl: I really like you. And I… I think I’m falling in lovE with you. Boy: Ok… Girl: 
What do you mean “ok”? Boy: I don’t like you like that… Girl: Why not? Boy: I can’t tell you… may be another time… From then on, the girl kept asking the boy “Why not?” whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of “I’ll tell you later...” Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I’m tired of this! Tell me why you don’t like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It’s because you’re ugly! What’s the point of going out with 

someone when they’re not pretty?! Girl: But… I… Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! "The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out... Then her cell phone rings..." Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart... I want you to go home, ok? I’ll be home from work in a few hours.. Girl: Alright Mom... Mom: I love you... Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye.. Girl: Bye! "The girl heads home and once she got there,, she went in the bathroom and 

looked at herself in the mirror.." Girl: I’m not pretty enough… "She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do... 2 hours later, Her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.." Mom: Honey? Are you alright? "She opened the door and was shocked at the site.. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was 

inside and screamed... There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists.. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caughther eye. On the mirror, am I pretty enough now?.." Lesson--- No girl or boy deserves to be told rudely like that by someone they love.. If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.. If you do, you just might save a heart...  



28)Maine kaha wo ajnabi hai" "Dil ne kaha yeh dil lagi hai" "Maine kaha wo sapna hai" "Dil ne kaha phir bhi apna hai" "Maine kaha wo do pal ki mulaqat hai" "Dil ne kaha wo sadyon ka sath hai" "Maine kaha wo mere haar hai" "Dil ne kaha yehi to pyar hai!! 



29)Woh meri kismat mein nahi Yeh suna hai logon se Phir sochta hoon kismat Khuda likta hai log nahi..! 



30)Wo kehte hain ki agar nasib hoga mera to hum unhe zaroor payenge. Hum puchte hain unse agar hum badnasib hue to unke bina kaise jee payenge.. 



31)Tum Ne To Thukra Hi Diya Hai, Duniya Se Bhi Door huye Mehfil Mehfil Baat Humari Hum Kitne Mashoor Huye..... 


32)aisa nahin hai ke zindagi jawab nahin deti mere sawalon ke, kabhi to badlenge iske jawab isliye wahi sawal pooctha rehta hoon..  


33)Kaash Koi Hum Par Bhi Itna Pyaar Jatata... Piche Se Aakar Wo Hamari Ankho Ko Chupata... Hum Puchte Ki Kaun Ho Tum... Wo Hans Kar Khud Ko Hamari Jaan BatatA...


34)Tum Kehte Ho Tumhen Phoolon Se MUHABBAT Hai Par Jab Phool Kheelte Hain Unhen Tum Tod Lete Ho 



35)Parwah Karne Wale Aksar Rula Jate Hai Apna Keh Kar Paraya Kar Jate Hai Wafa Jitni Bhi Karo Koi Farq Nahi Padta Dhoka Dene Wale Dhoke De Jate Hai 


36)Uss Moor Se Shuru Karein Aa Phir Se Zindagi Jab Har Sham Haseen Thi 0r "HUM_TUM" The Ajnabi.. 


37)Ho kar sharminda gunaho se tu sajde me ja toh sahi Wo kare ga maf tujhe do ansu baha toh sahi Rahe gi chandni qabar me tere sat Tu uski yaad seene se laga toh sahi Na rahe ga tu muhtaj kisi ka Kiya hai jo ALLAH se Ehad wo zara nibha toh sahi Wo toh RAHEEM hai sunta hai sab ki Is aqede se apne hath pehela toh sahi  



38) ujde Dil wale Un Dilo me pyar basana hai Kuch tauba karni baaki hai Aur RAB ko Hume manana hai Jannat ka karna hai sauda Aur Dozak se khud ko bachana hai Aye mahe Ramzan ahista chal Abhi kaafi qarz chukana hai 


39)Ye Husn Wale Wafa Ki Keemat Kya Jaane Bewafa Hai Muhabbat-E-Ghum Kya Jane Milte Hai Jinhe Har Mor Par Naye Hamsafar Wo Hum Jaise Dosto Ki Keemat Kya Jane 


40)Dukh me tum kabhi bhi pachtawe ke aansu na bahao Q Ke tum wo khush naseeb ho Jise  ne aazmaish ke qaabil samjha hai 



41)Zindagi Ek Phool Hai Aur Muhabbat Us Ka Shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai Aur Mehboob Us Ki Sarhad 


42)Kis Qadar Teri Fikar Karta Hun Kabhi Itna To Soch Warna Main To Wo Khud Garz Hun Jis Ko Apni Zindagi Se Bhi Pyar Nahi  

43)Tha Main Neend Mein Aur Mujhe Itna Sajaya Jaa Raha Tha, Bade Hi Pyaar Se Mujhe Nahlaya Jaa Raha Tha. Na Jaane Tha Wo Kaun Sa Ajab Khel Mere Ghar Mein, Bachchon Ki Tarah Mujhe Kandhe Pe Uthaya Jaa Raha Tha. Tha Paas Mere Mera Har Apna Us Waqt Fir Bhi, Main Har Kisi Ke Munh Se Bulaya Jaa Raha Tha. Jo Kabhi Dekhte Bhi Na The Mohabbat Ki Nigah Se, Unke Dil Se 


Bhi Pyaar Mujh Pe Lutaya Jaa Raha Tha. Maloom Nahi Hairaan Tha Har Koi Mujhe Sote Huye Dekh Kar, Zor-Zor Se Ro Kar Mujhe Hasaya Jaa Raha Tha. Kaanp Uthi Meri Rooh Mera Wo Makaan Dekh Kar, Pata Chala Jab Mujhe Dafnaya Jaa Raha Tha, Ro Pada Fir Main Bhi Mera Wo Manzar Dekh Kar, Jahan Mujhe 


Hamesha Ke Liye Sulaya Jaa Raha Tha. Mohabbat Ki Intiha Thi Jin Dilon Mein Mere Liye, Usi Ghar Se Aaj Main Ek Pal Mein Bhulaya Jaa Raha Tha. " ? Hai koi khushi Mangne Wala.? Hai koi Shifa Mangne wala?  ki chahat magne wala?  sari khushiya sari rehmatein sari kamiyabi sari barkatein sari inayatein 


sari shifatein sari mehrbaniya sari  ata farma,dena usko jo is waqt ye padh raha hai Aur jisne yeh  mujhe bheja hai dosto Hamari Daawat par koi na aye to hum naraz ho jate hain  ki taraf se humen rozana 5-martaba Daawat hoti hai Aur hum us ke Ghar nahi jate Kya  hum se naraz nahi hoga ..?

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