hiii frndz ek bar ke bt h jv m 5cls m th tv mri ek frnd th jiska nam shivangi th hm log bht ache frnd bn gy th aage chlte chlte fr wo skull se nikal gy th jv m 10cls m th tv mne use purpose kiya th tv usne mjse kh ke mje tjse ye ummid nh th m tje apna bstfrnd mnti hu aur tu fr mne kh yr m ky kru bht pyr krta hu tjse ek br tu soach to wo bole bd m btaungi ans. Mne kh ok fr waha uski mom aati h wo apni mom se intro krti h hm log bt krte h fr m gar chla jata fr kch din tak m use as a frnd bt krta rhta hu ans tk nh pucha th mne 1month bd hm fb pe bt kr rh hote h to mne use apne purane skull p bulaya me mra bro n mra frnd hm jate h tvi thodhe dr m wo waha aati h apni sis ke sth tv waha hm bt krti h waha pr fr m use purpse krta hu wo soachti h pr mjse khti h yr me kisse se bht pyr krti th but usne mje dhokha de diya m khta hu m usme ka nh hu jo dhokha du fr wo mjse yes kh deti h me us time bta nh skta ke ktna khush tha jaise ke kya btau…. Fr hm kch din tak aise milte rh realnshp bht acha chl rh tha hmra us tym mne uska new name rkha tha angel but mje logo ne btaya ke ye us ldke ke ghum rh aur koi kh rh ke ye us ldke ke mje kch smj nh aa rh th ke m kya kru fr mne use to kch nh kh hm milte rh me normaly jaise bt krta th waise kr rh tha…. Fr mne pta lgaya ke log mjse jo kh rh h wo sach h u knw mjse ky pta chla ke ha sb sahi h us tym mra dmg itna khrb ho gy tha ke ky btau m bht roya us din fr mne ye sb bt angel ko btaya wo khamosh ho gye but thodhe der bd bole manish srry yr mne kch btaya tje yr sb ldke mje pareshan krti h m uske pyr m itna pgl tha ke mne uske bato ka trst kr liya usne ek aise ldke ka nam btaya jo uska bf tha aur usne mjse apna bhai btaya th phle mje bd m pta chla ke wo uska bf h nd wo ldka mri sis ka frnd bhi tha,,,,,,,,. Fr angel mjse khti h ke m manish apne aage ke life tre sth betana chati hu us time m bht khussh th fr hm log gar chle gy kch din bt mje pta chla ke uska ek aur bf h us time mra itna dmg khrb ho gy th ke ky btau fr mne usse kch nh kh mne soacha ke ek din sbko bulwake bt ho jaege fir kch din bd angel ka call aata h wo puchti h ke manish kha h? M sayng tht ke tre gar ke pss he hu frndz ke sth mve dkne ja rh hu q ky hua bt fr wo khti h ke kch milne ka mn tha me mve chor ke ek frnd ko leke uske pss gy tv mje mre sis ka frnd mtlb uska bf tha wo uske sth khdha h wo uske bht close aake bte kr rh th me usetym uske pss gy mne kh ye ky ho rha h angel kch nh aise bt kr rh th fr wo ldka waha se chla jata h thodhe dr tk hm ghumte h tvi angel ke cell pe us ldke ka call aata h me usse phne leke recivd krta hu fr m use khe milne ko bulata hu use beach uske dusre bf pta chlta h ke wo mre sth ghum rh h uske dusre bf ka call mre pss aata h wo khta h kh m khta hu q ky hua wo khta h ke tjse milna h esse acha moka mje kh milta sb ldko ko bula ke bt krne ka fr m waha zata hu zaha mne uske dono bf ko bulaya fr waha pe uske bf aate h ldai hote h fr bt mje ek bt ke khushi th ke angel ne us tym apne sare bf se mna kr dia tha usne kh th ke m manish se bht pyr krti hu apne aage ke life izke sth betana chahti hu fr hm log waha se chle jate h ek din mre frnd ke kisi ldke se ldai hue th to m aur mre frndz waha gy th jv hm us ldke ko mrke gar aate h tvi angel ka call aata h wo khti h ke m tre gar aa rh hu mne soacha mzk kr rh h to mne khe dia ke aaja fr mne call cut kiya frndz se bte krne lga us time smethng mre gar 12ldke the nd mom nd unke frnd bhi the thodhe dr m angel ka call aata h wo khti h ke m yaha khdhi hu tu lene aaja m zada hu use leke aata hu mre frndz aalg room me the nd mom aalg room me the jisme mom the us room m me use le gy uska intro kraya mom se phr thodhe der bd uska bf zo mre sis ka frnd th wo aa jata h wo fr angel dar jate h wo rone lgti h mje hug krke fr mne use chupaya phr mre sth ldke bht the mne bt ke us ldke se mre sth ldke dk us ldke ne us bt ka faeda uthaya wo angel se khne lga ke dk usne ldke bulae the tre liya aap sb to smj he rhe honge uska khne ka mtlb fr angel mjse naraj ho gyi the kch din tk bt nh ke m bht pareshan hua fr mre chote bhai ne bt krae uske bd wo delhi gy waha se loat ke aayi to pure chnge jaise mje bhul gy ho m uske life m kch tha he ni wo mje bhulti rh na call recivd keti na msg ka ans milta phr mje bta chala ke uska life m koi aur aa gya h mje bht hurt hua bd m mne usse bt krne ke kosis bht ke bt wo bt nhi krti kch din bd ke to bht km fr mne dicid kiya brkup mne brkup kr liya fr usne mjse kh yr manish m tjse bht pyr krti hu tre bina rh nh skti reagin bta tu q brkup kr rh h mne kh tu ja av mje bhul ja wo roye aur chle gy ab hm dono ek he skull m h aur to aur ek he cls m h m skull tk nh jata hu coz use dkhunga toh hurt hoga u knw guyz aaj bhi m use bht pyr krta hu uske bina rh nh skta but wo apni life bht khush h
********************************************* 1)Tere bina tutkar bikhar jayenge,
Tum mil gaye to gulshan ki tarah khil jayenge,
Tum na mile to jite ji mar jayenge,
Tumhe paa liya to markar bhi jee jayenge… 2)Fijao mein mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar mein chalakta jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum… 3)Ek wada kiya tha Ek wada nibhane ke liye
Ek dil diya tha Ek dil pane ke liye
Usne Mohbbat sikhadi aur kaha
Maine to pyaar kiya tha tumhe aazmane ke liye… 4)Kuch sochu to tera khayaal aa jata hai
Kuch bolu o tera naam aa jata hai
Kab tk chupau dil ki baat
Uski har ada pr humko pyar aa jata hai…. 5)Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai. 6)Fijao mein mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar mein chalakta jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum… 7)Kaun Ho Tum?
Jo Mere Dilo Dimag Par Cha Gye Ho
Zndgi Me A Gye Ho
Neende Udate Ho Chain Churate Ho
Dharkano Me Sama Gye Ho
Kaun Ho Tum? 8)Tumari Har Mulakat Mein Ek Jadu He
Tum Pe Hamara Dil Bekabu H
Mere har Lamhe me Basi hai yaad Tumari..
Tum mil jao hme yahi "EkAarzu" hai 9)ek raat wo mile khwab me,
hmne pucha kyo thukraya apne,
jb dekha to unki ankho me bhi ansu the ,
phir kaise puchte kyo rulaya apne? 10)Koi kuch na kahe to pata kya hai,
is bechen khamoshi ki wajah kya hai,
hr koi chhod jata hai tanha hume,
koi ye to bataye ki hamari khata kya hai..
11)Tumari Har Mulakat Mein Ek Jadu He
Tum Pe Hamara Dil Bekabu H
Mere har Lamhe me Basi hai yaad Tumari..
Tum mil jao hme yahi "EkAarzu" hai 12)Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai 13)A true line said by true lover...
Mat sona kisi bhi sweet heart ki god me sar rakh k..
Jab ye bichadte hai to Resham k takiye pr B neend nahi aati 14)A true line said by true lover...
Mat sona kisi bhi sweet heart ki god me sar rakh k..
Jab ye bichadte hai to Resham k takiye pr B neend nahi aati
15)agar yaad karne se use pta chal jayega ki hum use yaad krte
hai, to kasm se puri jindagi use yaad karne mein nikal denge
16)Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai 17)PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha
Hai :-"Kabhi Moka
Hi Nahi Mila" 18)Friend: yaar main apni girl friend
ko kya gift doon?
boy: diamond ka haar dedo..
friend: na yaar koi aisi cheez bata
jo us ko
kabhi kisi ne na di ho.
boy: phansi de dyyyy....... 19)ladka kitna bhi smart / handsome
ho ..
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kisi na kisi ladki se to ye sun he leta
hai...
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sakal dekhi hai apni ..
bandar jaisi hai.....
20)SUNO...!
Hum naraz hain tumse,
Buhat naraz hain tum se,
K Bohat majbor ho na tum ?
Bohat masroof ho na tum ?
Humein to yaad karne ka,
K waqat barbad karne ka,
Tumhein to waqat he kab hai?
Na tumko yaad aate hain,
Tumhein kitna satate hain
Par ab to maaf rakhna tum,
Humein na yaad karna tum
Tumhein na yaad ayenge
Na tumko yoon satayeinge
Par jab tum hum ko bulaoge
Hum se jab milne aaoge
To hum bhi tum ko bata deinge
Buhat majbor hain hum bhi..
Buhat masrof hain hum bhi..
Humein bhi kam hain kitne
Humein na he bulao tum,
Na hum ko yaad aao tum,
K hum naraz hain tum se..
BOHAT NARAZ HAI TUM SE..
21)Machhar marne ka jadeed or
Aasan tarika. Cheeni or lal
mirch ka mixture macchar ko
dein. Mixture khatay hi wo
pani ki talash main niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k pas
jaye usay dhakka dedo. Wo
bheeg jayega or khud ko dry
karne k liye Aag k pas jayega.
Usi waqt Aap Aag mein bomb
phenk dein. Wo buri tarha
zakhmi ho k hospital main
admit ho jayega. Wahan aap
simply uska oxygen mask utar
dein. macchar mr jayega. Thnx
ki zaroorat nahi its ok..... 22)Aik pagal aik dentist ke pass
jata hei or pochta hei:
"kia ab bina pain ke dant nikal
sktey ho"
Dentist "nahe, mgr....."
Pagal "mein nikal skta hoon....
hehehe hehehe hehehe
hehheheh...... 23)Log Pata Nhi Kaise...
PrOpose kr Dete Hai..?
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Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa
Jati Hai. 24)The AwsoMe Moment When Your Friend Says
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YaaR Tu BaSs LeYyy Aa JaGa Ki TeNsion Matt Ley
Girls Pe PoGo TaaRi Ho GaYaa Hai 25)Must Read..... awsome
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1 aadmi roz morning walk pr Milne
wale hr insaan ko haath jod kr
namaste krta tha.....
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Sb uski namaste ka jawab muskurakr
namaste se dete.
Lekin 1 aadmi tha jo roz use gali deta
tha......
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1 bhale aadmi ne us nek insaan se
kha, tum ise namaste kyon Krte ho.
Wo to tumhe roz gaali deta h...
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Bhot hi sunder jawab mila-
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Jb wo mere liye apni buri aadat nhi
chhod skta,
to main uske liye apni acchi aadat kyon chhodu.
jiske paas jo hota hai, Wo wohi deta hai. ..... 26)Tum jab b milo toh nazrein utha kar mila karo
Mujhe pasand hai ....!!!
tumhari ankhao me apna chehra dekhna _♥♥ 27)Sis 2 bro : "What are you giving 2 Grand ma on her b'day
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Bro :"A Football
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Sis :"But Grand ma kaha khelti hai
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Bro : "Meri b'day per unho ne
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Bhagvat Gita diya tha uska kya. ? 28)Hamari sab se badi Bad Habit
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Hum jo apne lye pasand karte hain wo dusron se share nahi karte...
Abb is page ko he dekh lo, Hum ne khud like kya hua hai, Lakin apne friends koi kabi "Invite" nahi kya....
So abhi page per ayien, aur apne friends ko "invite" karein..
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1) If I never met you, I wouldn\'t like you. If I didn\'t like you, I wouldn\'t love you. If I didn\'t love you, I wouldn\'t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
2)We went as far as Da Sea
We went as far as da desert
We saw da moon and da stars
But never reached space
But u still left a space in my heart one dat cud never be replaced 3)Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
4)Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
5)Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha. 6)Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife
with him. 7)A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney
8)Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti baj 9)SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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