Tere Sath Jafa

1)Wohi Gardashain Wohi Paich-O-Kham Tere Baad Bhi, Wohi Houslay Mere Dum Ba Dum Tere Baad Bhi, Tere Sath Thi Teri Jafa Mujhay Mo’atabar, Tere Saaray Gham Mujhay Mohtaram Tere Baad Bhi, Mere Sath He Meri Har Khushi Teri Muntazir, Teri Muntazir Meri Chasham-E-Namm Tere Baad Bhi, Tu Kisi K Qalab-O-Arzoo Mein Dhal Gaya, Main Na Ho Saka Kabhi Khud Mein Zamm Tere Baad Bhi, Mere Baad Kitnay He Roop Tu Ne Badal Liye, Main Wohin Hoon Ab Teri Qasam Tere Baad Bhi 


2)Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain 


3)Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Kyun usey Tuu ne bas ek Phool kaha hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Tu jise itni Haseen cheez samajhta hai wo Phool 



Sookh jaaye to Nigaahon ko bura lagta hai Phool ka apna koi rang koi Roop nahi Uske Jore mai saja ho to Bhala lagta hai Mera Mehboob to har Waqt Naya hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Mere Mehboob ke Jalwon ka nahi koi Jawaab Dhoop sa rang hai aur khud hai wo Chha’aoon jesa Uski Payal mai Barsaat ka Mausam Chhanke Sar pe Resham ka Dupatta hai Ghata’aon jesa Wo jahan bhar ke Haseeno se juda hai Mere 



Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi Mere Mehboob ki Aankhen hain Do Gehri Jheelien Jin mai khilte hain Mere waaste Chahat ke Kanwal Unko dekhoon to Mujhe Shayari karni aa jaaye Aur mai uske lye Gaaon Mohabbat ki Ghazal Wo Mere Dil ke Dharakne ki sada hai Mere Dost Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi 



4)Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho Sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho Kutch aetedaal bhi laazim hai dill lagi key liey Kissi sey pyaar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho Iss ehtyaat sey mai terey saath chalta hon Teri nigaah sey aagey meri nigaah nah ho Mera wajood hai sachaaion ka aaina Yeh aour baat keh 



mera koi gawaah nah ho 



5)Meri Zindagi to Firaaq hai, Wo Azal se Dil k Makeen Sahi Wo Nigah-e-Shoq se Door hon, Rag-e-Jaan se laakh Qareen Sahi Hamein Jaan deni hai ek din, wo kisi tarah wo Kahein Sahi Hamein Aap khinchey Daar per. Jo nahi koi to Hum hi Sahi Sar-e-Toor ho, Sar-e-Hashar ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool hai Wo Kabi mile, wo kahin mile, wo kabi Sahi, wo kahin Sahi Na ho 



Un per jo Mera Bus nahi, k yeh Aashqi hai Hawas nahi Mai Unhi ka tha, Mai Unhi ka hoon, wo Mere nahi to nahi Sahi Jo ho Faisla wo sunaye, use Hashar per na Uthaye Jo kareinge Aap Sitam wahan, wo abi sahi, wo yahin Sahi Usey dekhne ki jo Loo lagi, to ‘NASEER’ dekh hi leinge Hum Wo Hazar Aankh se Door ho, wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi 



6)Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna 
kuch b nahi Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, 

Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi 



7)Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Chahere Ko Muskrahat Se Mai Sajaye Rakhta Hoon Aye Yaar Muskrana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Duniya Se Qatam Karke Rakh Deta Ranj O Gham Ko Bazm-e-Tarab Sajana 



Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Qadmon Me Unke Lakar Taare Bekhair Deta Taaron Ko Tod Lana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Lata Na Naam Bhi Mai Us Bewafa Ka Lab Per Shahezad Ko Bhulana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota… 



8)Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain… 



9)Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai, Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai par kisi ko bata nahi sakte… 



10)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai… 



11)Muskura do ki ye subah tumhari hai, Kah do dil ki baat ki aaj duniya tumhari hai, Phaila do khusiyon ka aanchal aise ki, Lage hume ki bus har waqt kami tumhari hai.. 


12)Aankhon Main Mehfuz Rkhna Sitaaron Ko Ab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi Moosafir Tum Bhi Ho Moosafir Ham Bhi Hein Kisi Naa Kisi Mod Par Phir Mulakaat Hogi… 



13)Dooor Kahi Waadi Main Rehta Hai Koi Her Lamhaa Khayaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi Keisa Hai Woh Kiss Haal Mein Hai Koi Diil Ke Harr Sawaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi… 



14)Paraayeon Se Dosti Ki Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti Marne Ke Baad Koi Khawaish Nahi Hoti Kahi Koi Pyar Bhara Dil Toota Hoga Zaroor Nahi Toh Naino Se Aansuo Ki Barish Nahi Hoti! 



15)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai 



16)Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi 



17)Tujhe dekh kar hi din nikalta hai tujhe dekh hi raat beet jaati hai jab kabhi tu na ho paas mere kambakhat neend hi nahi aati hai 



18)Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hain, Khuda ne jab bhi poocha dosti ka matlab, Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai… 



19)Ansu Bahe To Ehesas Hota Hai, Dosti k Bina jiwan kitna Udas Hota Hai, Umar Ho Apki Chand jitni lambi, Aap jaisa Dost kaha Har kisi k Paas Hota Hai… 



 20)Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti… 



21)Dosto Ki Kami Ko Pehchante Hain Hum. Duniya Ke Ghamon Ko Bhi Jante Hain Hum. Aap Jaise Dosto Ke Hi Sahare. Aaj Bhi Has Kar Jeena Jante Hai Hum… 



22)Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar, De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar! Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta, Kya aap v bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr? 



23)Kisne kaha hai hum tumko bhul gaye aai dost ye afva kise aur ne udaye hogi shaan se rahege tere dil me itne dino me kuch to jaga banai hoge… 



24)Kahte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri hoto Kismat mein mohhbat nahi hoti. Par sach to ye hai ki hatho mein ho koi Pyara hath to lakiro ki bhi jarurat nhi hoti … 



25)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee 



26)Sochate aur jaagte saanson ka ek dariya hoon main, Apne guldastha kinaro ke liye bahta hu main Jal gaya sara badan, in maasoom ki aag me, Ek maasoom rooh ka hai, jismein ab zinda hu main Mere honto ka tabasoom, de gaya dhoka tujhe, Tumne mujhko baag jana, dekhle sahara hu main. Dekhe meri pajirayi ko aab aata hai kaun, Lamha bhar to waqt ki, dahliz par aaya hu main. 


27)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai 



28)Jab tasawwur mera chupke se tujhe chhu aaye Apni har saans se mujhko teri kushbu aaye Mashagala ab hai mera chaand ko takte rahana Raat bhar chain na tujh bin kisi pahalu aaye Ghantiyaan bajne lageen hijr ke sannaate se Gunagunaata hua aaise mein agar tu aaye Jab kabhi gardish-e-dauraan ne sataaya mujhko Meri jaanib tere phaile huye baazu aaye 


29)Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee say milta hai Bhul jata hu mai sitam usake Woh kuchh iss sadagee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Milake bhee jo kabhee nahee milta Tut kar dil usi se milta hai 



Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Aaj kee bat hai ke phulo kaa Rang teree hasee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Silsila fitnae kayamat kaa Teree khush kamtee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Karobar-e-jahan sanwarte hain Hosh jab bekhudee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se milta hai Dil magar kam kisee se milta hai Aadamee aadamee se 
milta hai 


30)(Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2, mai bhee tere jaisa hu) - (2) O pichhlee rut ke sathee -2, abb kee baras mei tanha hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Teree galee me sara din -2, dukh ke kankar chunta hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Meraa diya jalaye kaun -2, mai teraa khalee kamra hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Apnee leher hai 



apna rooga-2, dariya hu aur payasa hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu Aatee rut mujhe rooyegi -2, jatee rut kaa jhonka hu Apnee dhun me rehta hu -2 mai bhee tere jaisa hu 



31)Jahaan talak bhi ye sahara dikhaai deta hai Meri hi tarah se akela dikhaai deta hai Na itani tez chale saraphiri hawa se kaho Shajar pe ek hi patta dikhaai deta hai Ye ek abr ka tukada kahaan kahaan barase Tamaam dasht hi pyaasa dikhaai deta hai Wo alawida ka manzar wo chhalakati palaken Pas-e-gubaar bhi kya kya dikhaai deta hai 


32)Yeh dil yeh pagal dil meraa kyon bujh gaya aawargee Iss dasht me ik shahar tha, woh kya huwa aawargee Kal shab mujhe beshakl see aawaj ne chaunka diya Mai ne kaha tu kaun hai usane kaha aawargee Ik ajnabee jhonke ne jab pucha mere gam kaa sabab Sahara kee bhigee ret par maine likha aawargee 


33)Tum bin aawe naa chain, re sanwariya re Dekh naa lu tohe jiya nahee lage Mohe sunee lage rain, sanwariya....... Pritam prit laga ke dur des mat ja Baso hamaree nagaree ham mange tu kha Kaga sab tan khaiyo mora, chun chun khaiyo mas re Do naina mat khaiyo, mohe piya milan kee aas re 



34)Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa Aa phir se mujhe chhod ke jane ke liye aa Pahale se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh Rasmo rahe duniya hee nibhane ke liye 



aa Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham Too mujhase khafa hai toh jamane ke liye aa Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh Too bhee toh kabhee mujh ko manane ke liye aa Ek umra se hu lajjate giriya se bhee maharum Ai rahate jan mujhko rulane ke liye aa Abb tak dile khush faham ko hain tujh se ummiden Yeh aakhiree shamme bhee bujhane ke liye aa Mana kee muhabbat 



kaa chhipana hai muhabbat Chupake se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa Ranjish hee sahee dil hee dukhane ke liye aa Aa phir se mujhe chod ke jane ke liye aa Pehle se marasim naa sahee phir bhee kabhee toh Rasmoreh duniya kee nibhane ke liye aa Kis kis ko batayenge judayee kaa sabab ham Tu mujhase kafa hai toh jamane 



ke liye aa Kuchh toh mere pindare muhabbat kaa bharam rakh Tu bhee kabhee mujhko manane ke liye aa Ek umrr se hu lajjate giriya se bhee mehrum Ai rahate jan mujhako rulane ke liye aa Abb tak dile khush faham ko tujh se hain ummiden Yeh aakharee shamme bhee bhujane ke liye aa Mana kee muhabbat kaa chupana hai muhabbat Chupke se kisee roj jatane ke liye aa Jaise tujhe aate hain naa aane ke bahane Aise hee kisee roj naa jane ke liye aa 



35)Naa jane kab woh palat aaye dar khula rakhana Gaye huwo ke liye dil me kuchh jagah rakhana Hajar talk hon yaden magar woh jab bhee mile Juban pe achchhe dino kaa hee jayaka rakhana Naa ho ke kurb hee phir marge rabt ban jaye Mile agar toh jara usase fasala rakhana Utar phaink de kush fahamiyo ke sare gilaf Jo shaks bhul gaya usako yad kya rakhana 



36)Khalee hai abhee jam mai kuchh soch raha hu Ai gardishe ayyam mai kuchh soch raha hu Sakee tujhe ek thodee see taklif toh hogee Sagar ko jara tham mai kuchh soch raha hu Pahale badee ragbat thee tere nam se mujhko Abb sunake teraa nam mai kuchh soch raha hu Phir aaj adam sham se gamagin hai tabiyat Phir aaj sare sham mai kuchh soch raha hu 



37)Kaun hai jisane may nahee chakkhee Kaun jhuthee kasam uthata hai Mayakade se jo bach nikalata hai Teree aankho me dub jata hai Ham tumhe aisee pila denge tum aao toh sahee Hosh kaa nam bhula denge tum aao toh sahee Jam botal se bharo aur laga lo munh se Tumko pina bhee sikha denge tum aao toh sahee Aaj kal roj hai maikhane me aana jana Tumko sakee se mila denge tum aao toh sahee Kya kaha gam ne sata rakha hai toba toba Gam ko thodee see pila denge tum aao toh sahee 




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1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 




2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 



3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 



4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 



5)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry. 



6)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 


7)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 


8)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 




9)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 




10)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 



11)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi 


12)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 




13)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye 



14)T-Series Presents Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala pesh karde ne … Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album “DARD DEGREE DE” Tracklist: 1. Naukari 1500 wali 2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song) 3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro 4. Saanu mann Student hon da 5. Internal rok layi yaaran di 6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta, 7. DEGREE 6 saalan di 8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song) 9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version) 


15)1 kuri da boyfriend singer hunda he Kudi- main tere bache di maa banan wali han. Munda- sadi jaan te bani e tera haasa ho gya asi hath v ni laya tere kaka ho gya 




16)Udhte hue parindon ki Udan me PYAR hota hai, Khilti hui kaliyan,Unki khusboo me PYAR hota hai, Chalti hui hawa,Har mousam me PYAR hota hai, Gumsuda jindgi ko Tanhai se PYAR hota hai, Or kya kahun Dosto …? Bas itna ki, Dhadkte hue har Dil ki Dhadken me PYAR hota hai, 




17)Duje nu hassan lai ap khud roya. Duje di khushi lai ap har roj navi maut mareya. Ap dukh jhal ke duje nu sukh dita .. asi sareya de hoe par saada koi v na hoya…. 




18)Aaj to samander ki gahrai me jane ko Dil karta hai, Na Jane kyon Aaj marNe ko Dil karta hai, Wo kahte hai laut Aao jindgi bahot hai jine ko… Par Aaj to jindgi ka har lamha kai janmo ke saman lagta hai. 


19)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta. 




20)guzri c kal raat ajib jehi....karde rhe asi chahat ajib jehi..naina cho ud gyi neend te aundi rhi teri yaad ajib jehi...peya reha teria takrara da moh ajib jeha...akhiya bhar ayia sochke ki sari zindagi ekalle h katni kyunki vichad de waqt kargye tusi gal ajib jehi..... 



21)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita, Sajna Tere Jhuthe 
Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita, Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya, Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.! 



22)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE, YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE, DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE, SONIYE.... LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE, ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE, SONIYE.... NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA, TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA, EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA, DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!! !.!.........I MISS U.......!.! 




 23)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal..... Jazba ­at badalde dekhe ne..... Samay de badalde ranga naal.. halaaat badalde dekhe ne..... saanu kise to shikva ki... assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne.... Asi hor kise nu ki kehna... assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne.... 




 24)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru... 




25)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 




26)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 




 27)Tenu chahde han pagalpan di hadh tak. Akhirle saah tak chahde rwa ge.. Chahe chuk lwe Rab aj raat nu mainu. Fir vi tera naam bulla te jap de rwa ge.. 




 28)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 




29)kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne…. jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne… ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal” jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne….. 




30)Asi ishq kisse naal nhi karde haa, saanu te yaran de naal hi baharaan ne, Sacha ishq taan koi kardaa ni, dagabaaj saarian mutiyaran ne, Heer jehi koi mildi ni, saariyan sahiban vargiyan gadaraan ne. 


31)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 


32)Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main chaped maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to.. 




33)Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are? Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar... 



34)Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae, Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 



35)Boy: Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna, Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi, Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c, Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi. Girl: Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi, Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi. 




36)Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. 37)Assi b smart, Tussi b smart, Sadda nature b cool, Twada nature b cool, Assi b cute, Tussi b cute, Bas1 chota sa farak h Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf. 



37)yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi, mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi.. 


38)American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country japanese says,Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi, Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai 


39)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge, je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge ..:

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