Eh Jind Teri

1) Eh Jind Nahi Eni Sasti Har Koi Nai Isda Haqdaar Hunda ♡ ♥• Koi Vaid Hakeem Nai Ilaaz Karda Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda •♥ ♡ ♡ ♥• Jo Ruhh De Wich Wass Gaya Oh Kade Nai Dil Cho Visaar Hunda ♡ ♥• Hor Ta Sanu Pata Nahi Yaara Par Sharatan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda 


2)Teri Nafrat Me Wo Dam Nahi, Jo Meri Chahat Ko Mita De, Ye Mohabbat Hai Koi Khel Nahi, Jo Aaj Hans Ke Khela Aur Kal Ro Ke Bhula De.! 


3)Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum.. Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa Aur jamaane ki najar me bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum..... 


4)Wo Mehndi lage hath Dikha Ke Royi, Main kisi or ki hu Wo ye Bata K Royi, Main ne bola kon hai wo Khushnaseeb Wo mehndi se likha hua naam Dikha K Royi, Kahin gham se phat na jye Jigar mera Wo hanste hanste muje hansa K Royi, Dil na tote Uska Gham-e-izhar me Main B roya Wo B meri ankh se ankh Mila K Royi, Usne jana jb mere rone ka sbab Apne Ansu meri hatheli pe Saja K Royi, Jb B dekha Use hanste hue dekha Waqt-e-Hina hr Khushi ko Wo Bhula K Royi, Dil ne chaha Usy jee bhar K dekh lu, Wo meri ankhon ki Pyas ko Bujha K Royi, Kabi kehti thi K Main nhi jee paongi tum bin or aj phir wo ye Bat Dohra K Royi... 


5)Itna SAJAO Mere JANAZE Ko YAARO Ki, Unki ANKHO Se AaNSU Na Aaye... Sari UMAR To NAFRAT Thi UNHE Hamse Kam SE Kam JANAZE Se TO Pyar ho JAYE.... 


6)Teri bewafaai mein dil bekaraar hi na karoon,....... Tu hukm de to tera intezaar hi na karoon,......... Tu bewafa hai to kuch iss kadar bewafaai kar,....... Ke tere baad main kisi aur se pyaar hi na karooN…...


7)kimat paani ki nhi hai, kimat pyaas ki hai.... kimat zindgi ki nhi hai, kimat saans ki hai.... kimat yaadon ki nhi hai, kimat yaad aane waale ki hai... 


8)Manzil toh teri yahi thi, bas Zindagi gujar gyi teri yaha aate-aate Kya mila tujhe es duniya walo se ? Apno ne hi jala dia tuje jate-jate.......


9)Waqt Ne Rukh Badla H Tufano Ka, Meri Chahat Ne Ghar Jlaya H Mere Armano Ka, Zmana Badal Gya Par Hum Ni Badle, Ab B Kimat Chuka Rhe H Tumare Ehsano Ka. 


10)Aisa nahi k tujh se mohabbat nahi humain, Gum roz roz sehe ki aadat nahi humain. Har bar tere samne sar ko jhuka liya, aur fir v dekh tujh se sikayat nahi humain. Tu aitebar kar k tujhe chahate hain hum tere siwa kisi ki v chahat nahi humain. Hum jante hain tum tanha nahi hamare bin auron se pochne ki jarurat nahi humain. Kese rahenge bin tere ab baat maan le tere bagair rahene ki ab aadat nahi Humain..! 


11)Meri mayyat par kafan na dalo, Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.. Mere janazze ko na le jao, Umeed hai mere dost ke aane ki.. Der ho jaaye to kuch na kehna, Use aadat hai mujhe satane ki.. Agar ho naraz woh to ae yaro, Koshish karna use manane ki.. Jab dekh kar chala jaaye meri mayyat se, Phir taiyari karna mujhe jaldi dafnane ki.. Kyunki agar wo palat aaya aur ro pada, To meri saansen wapas aa jaayegi... Kyunki meri aadat hai, Use chup karane ki.. 


12)Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai. Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai. Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk, Abhi mere jaan se ek mulakat baki hai… 


13)Teri Sanson Mein Bikhar Jaon, To Acha Ho.. Ban Ke Rooh Tere Jism Mein Utar Jao, To Acha Ho.. Kisi Raat Teri Gaud Mein Sar Rakh Ke So Jaon.. Us Raat Ki Kabhi Subha Na Ho To Acha Ho.. 


14)Meri mayyat par kafan na dalo, Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.. Mere janazze ko na le jao, Umeed hai mere dost ke aane ki.. Der ho jaaye to kuch na kehna, Use aadat hai mujhe satane ki.. Agar ho naraz woh to ae yaro, Koshish karna use manane ki.. Jab dekh kar chala jaaye meri mayyat se, Phir taiyari karna mujhe jaldi dafnane ki.. Kyunki agar wo palat aaya aur ro pada, To meri saansen wapas aa jaayegi... Kyunki meri aadat hai, Use chup karane ki.. 


15)kimat paani ki nhi hai, kimat pyaas ki hai.... kimat zindgi ki nhi hai, kimat saans ki hai.... kimat yaadon ki nhi hai, kimat yaad aane waale ki hai... 


16)Kisi Ko Yaad Nahi Aati Koi Yado Me Rota Hai, Kisi Ko Need Nahi Aati Koi Raat Din Sota Hai, Sazaa Hamesa Ek Ko Hi Kyon Milti Hai, Jabki Kasoor To Ek Ka Nahi Dono Ka Hota Hai. 


17)Ek Boond Se Kabhi Saagar Nahi Banta Rone Se Bigda Mukaddar Nahi Banta Dil Mein Duniya Jeetne Ka Housla Rakho Kyon Ki Ek Jeet Se Koi Sikandar Nahi Banta …! 


18)Ladka aur Ladki, 1 dusre ko kyu nahi samjh pate?? . . Kyu ki uparwale ne ladke ko achcha dimag diya hai . . Aur ladki ko achaha dil, . . Magar ladki dimag se sochti hai aur ladke dil se.. 


19)Tu Jo Royegi toh meri Palkon Pe Nammi Reh jayegi.. ♥♥ Zindagi bas naam ki Zindagi Reh jayegi.. ♥♥ Tu Mujhe Chor Rahi Hai Ek Baar Phir se Soch le.. ♥♥ Mein Chala Jaunga oR Tu Dekhti Reh Jayegi.. ♥♥ Ye nhi kehta ki Tum bin jee nhi paunga.. ♥♥ Haan Meri Zindgai Mai Ek kami si Reh Jayegi.. ♥♥ Mein to tay ker ke Chala Jaunga Duniya ka safar.. ♥♥ Mere baare mai Ye duniya sochti Reh jayegi.. ♥♥ Zindagi Mai Sabse Jyada Maine Tujhe Chaha.. ♥♥ Mein agar Na Bhi Raha Toh Ye Shayari Reh Jayegi.. ♥♥ 


20)Maine Bhi Dil Ka Dard Bayan Kiya Hai, Khusi Ka Har Lamha Tere Naam Kiya Hai, Dekho Jara Yeh Mera Bigda Hua Mukaddar, Kismat Ne Har Jagah Naakam Kiya Hai… 


21)Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi… 


22)Chah Ke Bhi Kabhi Na Tumko Bhula Payenge Hum. Karte Hain Wada Yeh Nibha Payenge Hum. Khud Ko Fanna Kar Denge Is Jahaan Se Hum. Par Naam Tera Na Dil Se Mita Paayenge Hum...!!!  


23)Mohabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai,Koi Itna To Samjhaye Kabhi Main Dil Se Larta Hon Kabhi Dil Mujh Se Larta Hai…!! 


24)Ek Boond Se Kabhi Saagar Nahi Banta Rone Se Bigda Mukaddar Nahi Banta Dil Mein Duniya Jeetne Ka Housla Rakho Kyon Ki Ek Jeet Se Koi Sikandar Nahi Banta …! 


25)Kisi Ko Yaad Nahi Aati Koi Yado Me Rota Hai, Kisi Ko Need Nahi Aati Koi Raat Din Sota Hai, Sazaa Hamesa Ek Ko Hi Kyon Milti Hai, Jabki Kasoor To Ek Ka Nahi Dono Ka Hota Hai. 


26)Chah Ke Bhi Kabhi Na Tumko Bhula Payenge Hum. Karte Hain Wada Yeh Nibha Payenge Hum. Khud Ko Fanna Kar Denge Is Jahaan Se Hum. Par Naam Tera Na Dil Se Mita Paayenge Hum...!!!  


27)Paani se Tasveer kaha banti hai, khwabo se taqdeer kaha banti hai. kisi bhi rishte ko sachche Dil se nibhao, kyunki ye zindagi phir wapas kaha milti hai .. Koun kisi se chah kar dur hota hai, har koi apne halatose majbur hota hai, hum to bas itna jante hai har rishta MOTI aur har dost KOHINOOR hota hai... 


28)Meri barbadi ki dastan sunane se pehle mujhe itna bata , mujhe chood jane se pehle agar koi shikwa tumne mujhse kiye hote mein tumko mana leta rooth jaane se pehle tum khush naseeb ho humne chaha hai tumhe warna bohat the humko chahne wale tumse pehle kya maloom tha itna tadpaye gi judai tere , dekho tum laut aana jaan jane se pehle.... 


29)o mere kolon door ho rahe ne shayd kise galon majboor ho rahe ne aj nai tan kal puri taran chad hi denge kyunki dino din bade o mashhoor ho rahe ne.....!! 


30)Ek Haseen Khwab Bana Kar Tum Mujhy Har Pal Apni Nigaahon Mein Rakhna♥ Chhu Na Sakein Mujhy Yeh Hawaein Behki Si Mujhy Qaid Apni Wafaon Mein Rakhna♥ Main Khaak Hoon Bikhar Na Jaon Kahin Mujhy Samait Kar Apni Baanhon Mein Rakhna♥ Jo Karo Tum Mohabbat Hadon Se Guzar Kar Mera Naam Tum Apni Khataon Mein Rakhna♥ Hum Karty Hain Ehsaas Tumhara Tum Bhi Yaad Mujhy Apni Duaon Mein Rakhna♥ 


31)Tumhe kisi ki najro se giraunga nhi Elzaam bahut h magar lagaunga nhi....!! Tere dil me mera ehsas jage to aa jana Dard k waqt tuje me bulaunga nhi....!! Meri jarurat h to abhi rok lo muje Agar gaya to lot kar aaunga nahi.....!! Mujko jo b doge sabko btana Pyar do ya nafrat, chhupaunga nhi....!! Har bar mere hi ghar par girti h bijli Main is bar koi ghar banaunga nhi....!! Aansuo ko moti kahti h duniya Esliye ek b aansu bhaunga nhi.....!! 


32)Mere kandhe pe sar rakh kar usne poocha Kab tak apne kandhe pe sone doge Maine haste huye kaha Jab tak log mujhe kandhe par utha nahi lete 


33)Nazar Chahti Hai Deedar Karna, Dil Chahta Hai Pyaar Karna, Kya Bataoon Is Dil Ka Aalam, Nasib Me Likha Hai Intezar Karna… 


34)Kuchh Lamhe Aor Uska Sath Chahta Thaa, Ankhon Mein Thami Wo Barsaat Chahta Thaa, Janta Hoon Bahoot Chahti Thi Wo Magar, Uski Zubaan Se Ek Baar Izhaar Chahta Thaa!...... 


35)Aankhon mein sapne leke koi zindagi mein aata hai, Unhi mein gam deke woh chala bhi jaata hai. Jaana hee hai aane waale ko, Toh pehle ye sikhake ja, Ki khone ke baad kisi ko jiya kaise jata hai, 


36)Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta , Kisey nu ‘lakh’ Ditta, Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta, Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta.. 


37)Dikhave Di Mohabbat To Changa Hai k Nafrat He Kar Tu Main Sacche Jazbat’aan Di Bhut Kadar Karda Haan– 


38)””Bullay Shah”’ Pathr zehn gulaab nhi honde.. Kore warq kitaab nhi honde.. J kar laaiye Yaari Bulya Fir Yaaran Naal Hisaab Nhi Honde.. 


39)Eik sardar apni hi shadi main preshan betha tha. kisi nay poacha sardar g preshan kyun ho??? Sadar bolo: susral walon nay barat main thoday admi lanay ko kaha tha, pata nai…… abba minoo ve lay k janda wa k naiii…… 


40)Do ghariyan ruk ja takdeeray, Mainu lagiyan torr nibha lain dy, Aj mukday huey sawaan layee, Do dil dey bol suna lain dey, Ohnay saari hayati azmaya ae, Aj menu yaar aazma lain dey, Main jaan hawaly kr dey saan, Iss jaan da maalik aa lain dey. 


41)Lella nay majjno ko aik darakht k pechay dekha aur boli tum majjno ho na?? Majjno bola: han.. Pher kuch dair baad isay jhardiyon main dekha tu boli tum majjno ho na?? Wo bola: han.. Pher kuch dair baad isay dewaar k peche dekha aur kaha tum majjno ho na?? Majjno bola: lella, khuda da wasta aye menu potti karan day *************************************************************************** 1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,  

2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 

3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 





4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 

5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..! 

6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. 

7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 

8)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 

9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 

10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai 

11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! 

12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 

13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra..... 

14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 

15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 

16)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 

17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 

18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 

19)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

 20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad 

21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 

22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 

23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 

25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 

26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 

27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 

28)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 

29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER… 

30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori 

31)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te.. 

32)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 

33)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 

35)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 

36)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne. 

37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 

38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr..... 

39)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 

40)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 

41)duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research ki or is nateeje pe pahunche ki ? ? ? msg karn nal jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro 

42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,, ..:

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