Dil Kre Intzar Tera

Mera nam Monu hai ,its my real story.. Aug 19Thursday ke din mera +2 ka pehela class, sab the anjane, 4 , 5 log ke alawa. Me kisi ko thikse nehi janta tha, mere liye sab naye the. Class me first bench me beth k padhai kar raha tha. First period khatam hua, sab bache fresh hone keliye gaye, maine wase hi chup baitha the. Kuch der bad maine bhi fress hone k liye gaya. Magar jane samay ek ladki ke sath me takra gaya, to maine usse sorry bolke chala gaya. Jab maine use sorry bola to usne mujhe dekh k ek halki si smile de k its ok bol dia. Or fress ho ke ake class me baith gaya. Us ladki smile ko maine mere dil me nehi lia tha. Kuch din bad main sab k sath miljul gaya. Ab sare anjane mere dost ho gaye. Aise hi din bit ta gaya. Phir aya septemer 5, teachers day. Hum sab uske pehele din teacher’s day k liye gift kharidne gaye the. Wahana bahot bhid tha isi liye thoda wait karna pada. Kuch der bad hum gift dhund ne keliye gaye , hum sara teachers k liya gift to dhundliye. Magar gift ka price jitna hua tha uss se 200 rupiya kam pad raha tha. To kya karein, sare bache dubidha me padgaye. tab maine wahana gaya dekha wo log ek thermoflask or ek pressure cooker kharide the uska price tha 1100. To maine socha ye le kar wo kya karenge, ye sab to unke pas pehele se hi hoga kuch neya dhundo na . tab wo ladki boli(jiske saath mera Dhaka hua tha ) to tu dhundle uss se accha kya mil sakta he. To mane dhund k 2 accha glass ka plate, cup ka 2 set dhund liya. Usme 12 plate 6 cups or ek chai dene k liye beaker tha. Uska price hua 850. Tab wo ladki woli wah bunty tu to hum se bhi acha gift dhund liya. Maine thanks bola or side ho gaya. Sab dost us samay mera tariff kar rehe the. Me bahot khus tha. Aise hi dhire dhire din bit ta gaya. Kuch din bad me jahna math tution padh raha tha wahna pe wo ladki v padhne aai dhire dhire hum dono acche dost ban to gaye magar ye dosti hum ko kahna tak leker jaye gi ye hum dono ko kisi ko pata nehi tha. Uska math bahot accha hota tha. By the way mera v acha hota tha lekin uski tarha nehi. Mujh jab v kuch doubt hota tha to me use puch ti thi. Aise hi din bit ta gaya. Magar mere takdir me kuch or hi likha tha. Maine use pyar krne laga aisa pyar karne laga ki agar wo ek din college ya tution nehi ati thi to mujhe kuch v accha nehi lagta tha. Mujhe pata nehi chal pa raha tha ki me use pyar kar ne laga hoon. Magar wahna ek mera accha dost tha jiska nam he kiran. Wo mujhe wo pyar ka ehesas dilaya. Or mujhe bola ki ja, ja kar use bol de. Magar mere himat nehi ho pa raha tha. Wo ladki mujhe dost samajh ti he. Agar me use ja kar mere pyar ka bare me boloon to sayad wo us pyar ko mana kar de or isi bahane hum dono k bich jo dosti he wo v tut jaya ga. Isi liye me use himmat karke bol nehi pa raha tha. Ek din subha 5 waje me jab tution nikla tab wo gaon jane keliya nikal raha tha. Mujhe kuch acha nehi laga. Wo hath me ek bag tha or wo bahut bhari tha, to maine usko wo bag manga or mere cycle k upper rakhke bus stand taka a gaya . Jab bus chut ne laga tab wo thank u bunty bolke bus me chad gaya. Aur me wahana se tution aa gaya. 7 8 din bad jab wo aaya to mujhe bahut khus laga. Mera math bahot acha ho raha tha, by the way uska bhi bahot accha ho raha tha, matlab mujhse bhi acha ho raha tha. Hum dono hamare math madam k favourite student the. Isiliye mere sare dost mujh pe chid te the. Magar me unki baton ka bura nehi manta tha. Tution me mujhe mere doston ne bahot chidate the, isiliy maine kuch din bad maine ja kar mam k pas baith gaya, uske bad wo log bahot chidane lage. Ye bat mam ko pata chala to mam aa ke un log ko bahot gali kiye. Uske bad mre doston ne mere jina haram kar diye. Mere or my friend kiran k siwa kisiko v mere pyar k bare me pata nehi tha. Ek din ese hi English tution me baitha tha or mere doston ne mujhe chida ne suru kardiye. To maine ghusse me aake ek ladka ko jor se thappad mar dia. Uske bad mera pyar uske liye bahot badh gaya. Mere pyar uske liye itna badh gaya ki man karta he uske kadmo me ye sara jahna la kar rakh doon. Me uspe marta tha or I LOVE YOU bol ne ko darta tha. Dhire dhire jaise din gujarta gaya mera pyar uske liye wase hi badhta gaya. Ek pal v uske bina jina muskil ho jar aha tha. Jab wo college ya tution nehi aati thi to usdin kuch acha nehi lagta tha. Maine pyar me itna pagal ho gaya ki maine college me v uske paas me hi baith ne laga tha. Yani pura pas me nehi, hamari college me girls ki 2nd row me is side beth ti thi or me boys row ka 2nd row me us side baith ta tha. Pura bagal me, bich me sirf ek meter ka gap tha. Roj college juldi aa jata tha or uske side wala sit pe beth jata tha. Ab tak to mera weak point kuch bhi nehi tha. Waqt bhi mera sath de raha tha. Ek din mere friends ne ek feast karne keliye soche. Unlock ne mujhe bhi bulaya. Magar mere papa ke dar se maine mana kardia. Us time mere friends ne mujhe bahut sare galiyan die, me unko kuch bhi nehi bol pa raha tha. Unlock ke bat sirf sun kar dil ko patthar bana dia tha. Kya kare mere majburi samajh ne keliye un lok se koi bhi nehi tha. Mera majburi tha mere papa ke bole hue har labj jo abhi bhi mere kano me gunj raha he. Magar mere majburi samjha wo ladki ne jis se maine mere jaan se bhi pyar karta hoon. Usne mujhe unlog ke bat ko dil me mat lene ko samjhaya. Mera har muskil me sath deta tha wo. Us din se mera pyar or badhne laga. Ek din mere dost kiran ne bola ki chal uska ghar chalet hein, me to ghar ka address nehi janta tha to me jao kaise. To kiran ne mujhe uska ghar dikha dia. Me bahot khush ho gaya. Magar kabhi bhi uska ghar jane keliye mujhe himmat nehi ho raha tha. Me roj uske ghar ke samne se gujar jata tha magar kabhi use dekh nehi pa raha tha, soch raha tha ki kabhi wo mujhe dikh jae or ghar bula le, magar aise kabhi nehi ho pa raha tha. Aise hi mere 1st year gujar gaya. Jab maine 2nd year me pehela kadam dia us din se mere zindegi rukh mod gaya or mere naseeb ek weak point bhi aa gaya. 2nd year me mera dosti hua VENKY nam ke ek ladka se. Dhire dhire wo mera accha dost bangaya magar kis ko pata tha ki ye dosti dusman me badal jayegi. 2nd year me Maine padhai me bahot sincere ban gaya kyon ki wo mera final year tha. Sincere hone ki ek or bhi waja tha. Wo ladki jis se me pyar kata hoon wo ek 90% ka student tha aur me average student yani 70% ka. Maine 2nd year me hi tay kar dia tha ki me padhai me sincere ho jaunga. Maine 2nd year me sara class attend karta tha aur padhai bhi accha karta tha. Sare teacher mere improve dekh kar khus the. Ek din kisi karan mere papa college aye the aur wahna sare Teachers ne mere papa k samne mera bahot tariff kiye. Mere papa ka sar uncha ho gaya. Me bahot khus tha aur iss sabka waja tha wo ladki. Kyon ki usko pane keliye hi me ye sab kar raha tha. Mere papa ko jo chahiye tha wo to unhe milgaya. Is kamiyabi ke liye mujhe 3 mahina mehenat karna pada. Na me kisi se bat kar raha tha na kisi dost se milne ja raha tha. Jis din mere papa khus ho gaye us din se maine sabko milne gaya. Phele me tution gaya aur uss se mila jis se me pyar karta hoon. Wo mujhe boli ki ,‘are bunty 3 mahina ho gaya tu kisi se bat kar raha tha na kisi se mil ta tha kya bat he’. Maine bola kuch pane keliye kuch khona padta he. Me kya paya hoon usne jab pucha to mene bol dia. Wo bahot khus ho gaya aur bola GOD BLESS YOU. Magar maine padhai nehi chodi. Jab bhi kuch doubt hota tha me turant reachers ke pass ja kar puchta tha. Sab teachers soch rehe the ki iss sall college ka topper me hin banunga. Mere sara dost ye dekh ke mujh par jalne lage. Sochne lage ki mujhe kaise niche khichenge. Mujhe uske bare me ab tak kuch malum nehi chal pa raha tha. Sari bat mujhe bad me pata chala. Ab se dosti ka hath badhaya VENKY ne. Dhire dhire wo bhi mera accha dost bangaya. Jab kis chiz ka jarurat hota tha to VENKY ne khud nehi aa ke mujhe lane keliya bolta tha or me pagal usko dosti samajh kar uska chela bangaya tha. Mera ek chota sa kamjori tha ki maine kisi pe bhi jaldi or jada bhorosa kar deta tha. Magar mujhe kya pata tha ki wo sab mil ke mere aisa halat banaenge ki me kisi se kuch nehi bolsaku. Phir unhone ek feast organize ki. Us feast keliye mujhe bhi invite ki, to me jakar papa se pucha to papa ne bina soche han kardiye. Me bahot khus ho gaya. Us feast me wo bhi aa rahi thi. Maine socha ki uss din mere dil ki bat bol doon ye soch kar maine apna mobile me uska favourite gana load kardia. Jab hum nikle feast keliye us time hum dono mil ke ja rehe the aur us time maine gana play karna suru kardia. 4, 5 gana ke bad usne mjhe mera mobile manga to dekha ki sara gana uska favourite gana he. Usne bola ki ‘ ye sab to meri favourite gana he’ to maine bola are ye to mra bhi favourite he. Tab mene use bola ki hum dono ke bich me kuch he to usne ghussa ho ke dekh kar bola kya he, to me dar ke bol dia ki dosti, Aur kya ho sakta he. Hum dono aise hi chalet rahe mujhe bahot khus lagraha tha. Kuch der bad hum hamara feast place me pahunch gaye. Wahna pe hum sab ghum ne gaye magar wo kahin nehi ja raha tha me use samjhaya to wo ghumne nikla. Hum dono pahad ke upar ghumne keliye gaye, wahna hum bahot photo khiche. Ghum ne ke bad hum niche utre magar wo niche nehi aa pa raha tha kyon ki wahna pe ek bada sa gada tha. To maine uska hath pakad kar niche le aaya. Ye sare harkate mere dost ne dekh rehe the. Uske bad hum khana khane keliye baith gaye. Khana khane ke bad hum dono ne badminton khel ne keliye nikle. Sara din me uske sath hi bitaya. Wo pal wo bite hue har lamha me kabhi nehi bhulpaunga. Jab feast khatam hua tab hum sab ghar nikle us time usne mujhe ek chocklate dia aur bo;a ki dosti ka pehela tofa. Us time maine uska phone no manga wo bina kuch samjhe or bina kuch soche mujhe no de dia. Maine jab rat ko ghar pahuncha to mami ko sab kuch bataya to mami bole ki dhiraj rakh agar tu use sache dil se pyr karta he to wo tujhe jarur milegi. Uske agle din jab us chocklate ko mami ne pakde the to maine wo chocklate wapas manga to mami ne mujhe chida ne lage aur papa ko bolne keliye blackmail karne lage. Uske bad mami ne aake mujhe pucha ki beta jab papa ko pata chalega tu ek ladki ko line mar raha he tokya sochenge. Agar office walo ko pata chalega to wo log tere papa ke bare me kya sochenge. Tab maine bola ki office walo ne kya sochenge isme mujhe kuch frak nehi padta mujhe aap lok kya socho ge ye farak padta he. Aur me use line nehi marta hoon use dilse mohabbat karta hoon. Line marna or mohabbat karna me bahot farak he. Line marna means kisi ladki ko flart karna. Aur mahobbat karna means dilse jada or jaan se jada pyar karna. Mom use me line nehimarta hoon use me mohabbat karta hoon pyar karta hoon me use , uske liye me kuch bhi karne keliye tayar hoon. Us time mamai ne kuch nehi bole or wahan se chale gaye. Kuch din bad me usko ek note keliye message kia. To wo bhi reply dia ‘HAN’. To me khus ho gaya. Uske 2 din bad English tution me mujhe sab uske nam se chida ne lage. Hamare bare me idhar udhar batein kie to me hussa ho ke bol dia ki ‘‘HAAN ME USS SE PYR KARTA HOON ’’. Tab se wo ho gaya mera kamjori. Tab se sab mujhe blackmail karne lage. Me dar gaya tha kahin wo lok uss se boade ki me uss se pyar kar ta hoon. Merese pehele uska no sara dost ke pass tha. Kyon ki ek bar college student ko bsnl ka student plan sim dia gaya tha. Wo ladka lok bahot chalu the, ladki lok ka no dhundna or unko satan ke alawa aur kuch kam nehi tha. Sab usko sms kar te the, ek din wo tution me aake sabko bol dia mujhe sms karne ka kuch jarurat nehi he tum log mujhe sms mat kia karo. To maine bhi usko sms karna band kardia. 7,8 din bad wo mere pass aya or bola ki tu sms kyon nehi karta he. Maine bola ki tuhi to sab ko mana kia tha sms karne keliye. To isi liye maine bhi sms nehi kia. Usne bola ki unlog ka sms ne papa ne dekh liye the isi liye maine unko mana kia tha. Phir uss ne bola ki me jab sms karunga tab tu sms karna. Me haan bola. Bahot din tak hamara bat chit sms me chalta raha. Jab ojee, AIEEE,or AIPMT keliya maine uska form bhar dia or exam center bhi hum ek jagha pe hi die the taki hum dono ek sath ja sake exam dene keliye. Magar kya pata mere zindegi ki taqdeer me kuch or hi likha tha. Me to bahot khus tha. Magar wo khusi to sirf kuch pal keliye tha. Un log ka blackmail dhire dhire badhte gaya. Per maine tai kar lia ki chahe kuch bhi ho jae February 14 valentine ke din uss se me mera dil ka bat bol dunga. Magar kya pata kyon VENKY ne mere sath aisa kia. Me to uss se mera dost mana tha. Uss ne February 13 ke din subha 10 waje usko mere bare me idhar udhar likh ke sms kar dia. Jaise ki wo mujhe nafrat karne lage. Uss time mera best friend mujhe phone karke boldia tab maine turant uss ke ghar gaya pata karne ke liye to sab kuch normal tha. Uss din sam me jab tution gaya or use bol ne ko bahot kosis kia magar himmat nehi aa raha tha. Uss k eagle din yani February 14 ke subha jab tution gaya or maine uss se valentine wish kia or wo bhi mujhe wish kia. To me socha ki aaj sam ko to jarur uss se boldunga ki me uss se chaha ta hoon. Magar uss time mere taqdeer me kuch or likha tha. Jab maine tution gaya to wo mujhe pucha ki kisi himmat se tu mujhe propose kia. Kisi haq se tu mujhe pyar kar ne keliye socha. Uss time jo jo bat wo mujhe bol raha tha mujhe kuch samajh me nehi aa raha tha. To maine uss se pucha jo bhi bol raha he mere kuch samajh me nehi aa raha he kya sms kaisa propose me tujhe kab propose kia. Tab uss ne mujhe apna mobile dikha kar sara sms dikhaya. To maine uss se sara ka sara sach bol dia oa propose bhi kar dia. Uss time uss ne mujhe thappad mar ke sab ke sam ne bola ki ‘mujhe pata he ki tu mujhe kitna chata he or me bhi tujhe bahot pyar karta hoon magar ab nehi, agar tu mujhe chahta he to mujhe bhul ja zindegi me mere samne kabhi mat ana’. Ye sun ne ke bad me pura ka pura tut gaya. Mujhe uska waja pata chala uska majburi tha uski didi. Kyon ki ye sara sms uski didi ne padh lithi aur mere sath dosti ke alawa kuch bhi nehi he bola tha isi liye wo mere se dosti ke sath sath pyar ko bhi thukra dia. Aaj bhi me uss se utna hi pyar karta hoon jitn pehele karta tha. Wo mera zindegi se jabse dur gaya me to pura tut gaya or na mera padhai me dyan raha na kuch oa me dhyan raha. Me to pura akela ho gaya. Jab +2 ka exam hua tab exam me kuch bhi question ka answer yad nehi aya. Jab result nikla tab uska % tha 86 or mera 71%. Me pehele jaisa tha wase he ho gaya ab bhi mera halat aisa hi he. Na koi entrance exam me v mera rank accha nehi raha. Pata nehi is dil ka jakhmi ko bhr ne keliye kuch dawa he ki nehi. Ab sirf uska intezar ke siwa or kuch nehi. Doobara to kisi se pyar hoga nehi agar ho bhi jae to sirf ussse or kisi se nehi. Me to padhne walon ko itna bolna chata hoon ki kisi ko itna pyar mat karo ki agar wo nehi mili to uske bina tum jee nehi paogi. =========================================== 

1)Ye Dekha Hai Humne Khud Ko Aajmakar Dhoka Dete Hai Log Karib Aa Kar Kehti Hai Duniya Par Dil Nahi Manta Ke Chod Jaoge Tum Bhi Ik Din Aapna Banakar… 


2)Zuban khamosh ankhon me nami hogi ye bus ak dastan e zindagi hogi bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayenge kese bharegi wo jagah jahan teri kami hogi… 


3)Kabhi Jo Toot Ke Barsa December, Laga Apna, Bohat Apna December, Guzar Jata Hai Sara Saal Yun To, Nahin Kat’ta Magar Tanha December, Bhala Barish Say Kia Sairaab Hoga, Tumharay Wasl Ka Piyasa December, Woh Kab Bichra? Nahi Ab Yaad Lekin, Bus Itna Yaad Hai Ke Tha December, Jama Poonji Yehi Hai Umar Bhar Ki.. Meri Tanhai Aur Mera December… 


4)Jab Chote They Hum Zoor Se Rote They Jo Pashand Hota Use Pane Ke Liye… Aaj Bade Ho Gaye To Chupke Se Rote Hain Jo Pashnd Hai Use Bhulane Ke Liye… 


5)Jinki yaad mei hum dewane ho gaye woh humhi se begane ho gaye shayad unhe talash hai naye dosto ki kyoki unki nazar mei ab hum purane hogaye… 


6)Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai… wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai… ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho… zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai… 


7)Koi Mila Hi Nahi Jis Ko Wafa Dete...!! Har Ik Ne Dokha Diya Kis Kis Ko Saza Dete...!!


8)Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai. Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai. Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki. Par Kabhi Kabhi bina awaz ke bhi sab kuch toot jata hai... 


9)Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai. 


10)Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta, Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta, Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain, Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta.. 


11)zakham ki baat nahi hai jaane dard kyon hota hai dhokhe ki baat nahi hai jaane ehaas kyon hota hai jante huye ki bewafi hai na jane phir b pyar kyon hota hai 


12)Rishte tut kar choor choor ho gaye, dhire dhire wo hmse door ho gaye, hmari khamoshi hmare liye gunah bn gyi or wo gunah kr k beksur h gaye


13)Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nai besumar kiya tha, dil tut kar reh gaya, jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha 


14)Shikwa Uski yado se Kuch is Traha Kiya Hamne Hasti hui Shama Ko rula diya humne Ek Lamha Diya Tha usne Jine k liye Or Usi me Zindagi Ko Bita diya 


15)Teri yaad ne hame jeene na diya, Chain se humko ab marne na diya, Hum peete hai teri yaad me zalim, Par iss duniya ne hame peene na diya, 


16)Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate H, Tab Dil K Drd Aansu Ban K Beh Jate H, Jo Kehte H K Hum Sirf Ap K H, Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate H. 


17)Dil mein kitna hai dard bta nhi skte... jakham gehre hain magar dikha nhi skte... hum kyn kahein unhein bewafa... apni kismat mein zbrdsti ton unhein likha nhi skte.... 


18)~  Bina Libaas Aaye Thay Hum Sab Is Jahan Mein Bas Ek Kafan Ki Khatir Itna Safar Kerna Pada ... 


19)Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu, Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu, Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu, Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu........


20)Har zakhm kisi thokar ki meharbani hai... meri jindgi bus ak kahani hai... mita dete sanam k dard ko sine se... par ye dard hi uski akhri nishani hai.


21)Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala.. Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin 


22)Kitab-E-Ishq Padh Rhe The. Mera B Nam Usme Juda Mila. Maine apne Nam Ka Panna Khola. Kismat Dekho Wahi Panna FATA Hua mila 


23)Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h, Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h, Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se, Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h.. 


24)kaha koi aisa mila jis par dil luta dete .... har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula dete,, hum apna gum dil me dabaye phirte hai,,, karte hai baya to mehfil ko rula dete hai... 



25)Toot Jate hain Bikhar Jate hain Kaanch Ke Ghar Hain Muqaddar Apne Ajnabi To Sada Pyar Se Milte Hain Bhool Jate Hain To Aksar Apne…




1)Dil mein har raaz daba ke rakte hai, Honton pe muskurahat saja ke rakte hai, Ye duniya sirf kushi mein saath deti hai, Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa ke rakte hai… 

2)Badalna aata nahi humko mausmon ki tarah Har ek rut mein tera intejar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qyamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain 

3)Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful 


 4)When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts. 

5)If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. 

6)Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one. 

7)Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” 

8)If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. 

9)mai kismat to khafaa nahi par hoyi mere naal wafaa nahi.. jithe likheya c rabb ne mel sada o labheya mainu safaa nahi 

10)Dil vich naam ik eho jeha jo kde kise ton naa mitta hoya, Chaunde si asin usnu bathera par sathon na usnu paa hoya, Ikk basster vang sade dil nu lipt gyi oh jo satho naa laah hoya, Usne tan horrrr bathere labhh laye,pr sidhu ne tann usnu khoya, 

11)Saukha bada dil launa Bas mushkal Ishq nibhauna Bada takaluff Dil saambhna Eh badi zaazuk niyamat vich isde kise da pyaar vasda Vich isde kise da yaar vasda vich ise de rabb vasda Gal gaur na sunna ‘Sarvan’ dasda Je kade dil kise da laina bada sambhaalna Vich ise de rabb vasda Eh oh sheesha hai jithey har pal Haye oh kise da pyaar hasda Bahut hi khoobsurat Bolan nu piroya hai Rooh badi khush hoyi eh sabh padh ke Allah likhan waale nu hor hunar bakshe Is tarah saade naal sanjha karan layi Saade mitra nu hor kamyaabi bakshe 

12)aa v mahi tenu alah gin leya, hoyiaa mudtta gin gin ghariyaa hizar tere vich varsan aakhiyaa, jiyo sawan diaan kaniaa Ena aakhiyaa rona udho sikhiya, jadon vakaf teriaan baniaa gulam fareed rona udho muksi, jadon bajiaan kafan dian taniaa 

13)Agar itni pyaari soch tumhari na hoti.mulaqat u tumse hamari na hoti.. tadapte rehte sacchhe dost ke liye,,,,agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti…. 

14)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange… 

15)Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya, Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya, Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main, Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main… 

16)Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya, Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne, Par milde jad asin har janam de vich, Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne… 

17)India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education.. 

18)Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du? 

19)Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” 

20)A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. 

21)Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai. 

22)Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi ..:

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