Soma's new pic and sms

1)Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper- Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ? Shopkeeper smiling - Haan Beta zarur kar dunga, GIRL - To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!! 

2)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi, pr use cycle nahi mili to usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa. 

3)A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi. 

4)Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!! 

5)Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std- Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?? Gal- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? 

6)Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!  

7)I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead. 

8)CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...! 

9)When youur fear touches someones pain, it becomes pity, when your love touches someones pain,it becomes compassion 

10)thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness 

11)cute feeling..; my hands never pain while typing message for you..; but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u..  

12)A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them. 

13)I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise! 

14)Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms 

15)If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!  

16)When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying. 

17)Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now

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