Love is like god

1)Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi 

2)Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan…… 

3)Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai 



4)kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! 

5)Do Dilo Ki Mohabbat Se Jalte H Log. Tarah - Tarah Ki Baate Karte He Log. Jab Chand Aur Suraj Ka Hota He Khulkar Milan. To Use Bhi Grahan Kehete H Log 

6)Kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai. Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, Baju wali aaj Mini Skirt mai aayi hai.. 

7)Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte, Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte, yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU, Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE? 

8)Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! 

9)Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge. Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai? 

10)Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you? 

11)Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai. 

12)Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par, Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata! 

13)Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge, magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai, aap ke liye loog hazaro honge, magar hamare liye aap ek hain. 

14)Yeh dua hai koi gela nahi meri zindagi hae wohgulab jo kabhi khila nahi main sochta hoon ke Khuda kare tujhe woh sukh milay jo muhjhe mila nahi... 

15)Jindagi ki rah mei bahot se yar milenge, hum kya humse vi ache hazar milenge, in achon ki bhid me hume na bhula dena, hum kaha tumhe bar bar milenge. 

16)Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi, Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.... 

17)Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai. 

18)Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi 

19)Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha kisi ka mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata ha 

20)Pakistan ka matlab kia. P payara A acha K kina I iena S sohna T tay A aeda N nice. koyun chnga laga mera pakistan 

21)Ja raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se parha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply zaror aayega... 

22)SHAMMA pe chala muqadma PARWANE ke khoon ka.. Pocha gaya SHAMMA se kyun kiya khoon MASOOM ka.. SHAMMA boli PARWANA jawani ke nashe mein jhoom raha tha.. Mere aagey peechey ghoom raha tha.. Khoon na karti to kya karti, Bhari mehfil mein mujhe choom raha tha.. :-> 

23)Jab bhi tumhara msg ata hai Mera Rom-Rom Machal jata hai Ang-Ang mein Gudgudi hoti hai ? Ye msg ka kasur nahi Mobile hi vibrator per hota hai 

24)Man: I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!! 

25)What's the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59 ? .? ..? . .....? ......? Very Simple ,,, Dono ke baad 12 hi bajtey hain...hapy unmarried life. 

26)Ye jo zindagi ki kitab hai, ye kitab bhi kia kitab hai, kahin aik haseen sa khwab hai, kaheen jan leva azab hai, Kabhi kho diya kabhi paa liya kabhi ro liya kabhi gaa liya kaheen rehmaton ki 

27)Tum Hi Tum Ho. Hansne Me Tum Rone Me Tum. Jagne Me Tum Sone Me Tum. Pane Me Tum Khone Me Tum. Tum Hi Tum Ho. Koyal Ki Koo Koo Me Tum Pholon Ki Khushbu Me Tum Gawn Ki Gori Me Aatay Ki Bori Me Abba Ki Daant Me Tariq Road Ki Chaat Me Amma Ki Pitai Me DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me Jhoote Ki Sachai Me Es DiL Ki Gehrai Me Tum Hi Tum Ho Pyar Ki Nishani Me Student Ki Biryani Me Chai K Hotel Me 7up Ki Bottle Me Karli K Saahil Me Aur Mere Mobile me Tum Hi Tum ho ;-> 

28)Chera mera tha nigahaien us ki Khamshi main bhi wo batain us ki Meray chahray par ghazal likhti gaien Sher kahti hui ankhaien us ki Shokh lamhoun ka pata dainay lagien Taez hoti hui saansaien us ki Aesay mosam bhi guzaray hum nay Subhaien jub apni thien shamaien us ki Dhian maien us kay ye alam tha kabhi Ankh mahtab ki yadien us ki Rang joenda wo aey to sahi Phool to phool haien shakhaien us ki Faisla moj-e-hwa nay likha Andhian meri baharaien us ki Khud pay bhi khulti na ho jis ki nazr Janta kon zubanaien us ki Neend iss soch say tooti aksar Kis tarah katti haien rataien us ki Door rah kar bhi sda rahti haien Mujh ko thamay huey banhaien us ki 

29)Jana kaha tha or kaha aa gaya! duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye! Abhi to zindagi ki kitab thori b nai padhi aur na jane kitne imtihan aa gaye. 

30)Dil torna hamaree aadat nahi, dil kisi ka hum dukhate nahin, bharosa rakhna meri wafaoon pe, dil main basa ker hum kisi ko bhulaate nahi. 

31)Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta. 

32) When God opened da window of mercy, He asked me what iz ur wish for 2day? I said Allah, ''Take care of that person, who iz reading this message''. 

33)Badalna ata nahi humko Mousamon ki tarha Har ek roop main tera Intezaar karte hain Na samait sakogi jise Qayamat tak... Qasam KHUDA ki tumhain itna PYAR karte hain 

34)Haath Chohte to rishte nahi chohta Karte... Waqt ki shaakh se Lamhe nahi toota karte.... Milte hain kuch log aise zindagi me.... Jinse kabhi naate nahi tota karte..... 

35)janay us shakhs ko kasay ya huner atta hai Raat hoti hai to ankhoon ma uter atta hia Main us k khyal say jaun to kahan jaun Wo meri soch k her rastay py nazar ata hai... 

36)Khamoshraat ke pehlu mein sitare na hote, In aankhon mein rangin sapnay na hote, Hum bhi na karte DOSTI aapSe, Agar aap itne ache na hote..!! 

37)Sitam ko HumNe beruKhi samjha, Pyar ko HumNe bandagi samjha, Tum jo chaahe samjho humen, HumNe to tumhen apni ZINDAGI samjha..!! 

38)ham jaise aashiqon ko jalana chhor do ae larkiyo bewafaeyan karna chhor do 

39)Bin dekhe aapki tasveer bana sakte hein, Bina milay aapKa haal bata sakte hein, Meri Muhaabat mein itna dum hai ke, AapKi aankhon ke aansu apni aankhon se gira sakte hein..!! 

40)aan main mujhe ko zindagi sy payari jan k liya kar doon kurban yarri jaan k liya tor don dosti aap ki ab aap sy kai chupana aap hi to ho jaan humari :P 

41)Sar-e-Rah Kuch bhi kaha nahi, Kabhi us ke ghar Main gya nahi, Main janam janam se usy ka hoon, Usy aj tak ye pata nahi, Khuda ki dain bhi hai ajab k usy ka naam naseeb hai, JISY TU NE CHAHA MILL GYA , JISY MAIN NE CHAHA MILA NAHI....! 

42)Ik yehi aas hi kafi hai meray jinay main, dill nahi app dherktay hain meray sinay main, tujh se jo ghaao milay dill se lega letay hain, kitni lazet hai teri zaat k ghum pinay main. 

43)Ham samandar ki tarhaan dil ko wasi rakhty hain dil main tum ho tabhi to laboun par hasi rakhty hain 

44)Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 

45)Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U 

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