1)ya rab aaj nazron ko kuch nazron ko aese binaaee de
jidhar dekhun mjh ko madina dikhae de
kash aj aese rawani ho hawaon me
NABI PAK par durood bhejun ur jawab sunae de 2)Ye kya har dam kisi ki minnatein karna,
Kya issi ko kehte ho Mohabbat karna
Jo apni qismat mein hai mile ga wohi,
Phir kis baat pe Rab se shikayten karna,
Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai
Phir Zameen k ho kar aasman se baghawtein karna,
Boht kr chuka hai logo Pyaar ye dil
3)As long as there’s a breath
left in your body,
there’s hope.
As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.
As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.
As long as you’ve been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.
As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you. 4)"Who would himself with shadows entertain,
Or gild his life with lights that shine in vain,
Or nurse false hopes that do but cheat the true?--
Though with my dream my heaven should be resigned--
Though the free-pinioned soul that once could dwell
In the large empire of the possible,
This workday life with iron chains may bind,
Yet thus the mastery o'er ourselves we find,
And solemn duty to our acts decreed,
Meets us thus tutored in the hour of need,
With a more sober and submissive mind!
How front necessity--yet bid thy youth
Shun the mild rule of life's calm sovereign, truth." 5)A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don't Fall into the River.
The Little Girl Said, No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.
What's the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
There's a Big Difference replied the Little Girl.
If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For
6)Abi Tum Na Mujy §ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy
Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy
Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy
Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain
Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey
k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon §y Nikal Aey
§akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae
Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae
Ka Jaisy koi ßhooli ¥aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy
koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da
kisi ki 7)An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next...Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa...nvr giv up...one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohoho
8)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings 9)1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho.
=1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho.
=1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho.
=1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho.
=1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary.
=1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho.
=1 second:
ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht 10)u mean alot to me
You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me 11)How simple to be happy here in heaven!
After all, one doesn't want for much.
Passion finds its willing partner, ever
Pleased to please with a deft and tender touch.
All the beauty of the earth can only
Lead us to the edge of what is ours.
Etched into our love there is a message,
Not of now but of all time and place,
Telling of a truth beyond the passage
In which we move from mystery to grace.
Nor are there signs that such content can be
Except my love for you, and yours for me. 12)" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye "
Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,
Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,
Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,
usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,
Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,
Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,
Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,
Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,
DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,
us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday.
13)A Friend....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you 14)The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him lies, desire all truth. . .He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasures- -I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one. . .Then how can he who has the magnificence of mind and is the spectator of all times and all existence, think much of human life? He cannot. Or can such a one account death fearful? No indeed 15)All day long, I will be thinking about you. Even when I try not to think about you, I'll be thinking about you.
When I close my eyes, I'll be thinking about you. When I open my eyes,I'll be thinking about you.
When I think about the beauty of the season, I think about you.
Even when I say goodnight to the stars, I think about you.
And when I slip beneath the softness of my blanket and gone in to the bliss of sweet dreams,
I think about you. I just can't stop thinking about you. 16)Today's the `Festival of Lights' all o'er;
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?
Today's the triumph of Good over bad;
But what about the wastage in much ways?
True joy is when you see someone else smile!
True charity gives joy in Heav'nly style.
17)Jise Chaha Tha Rato Ki Andhero Se Jyada
Jiski Muskan Ki Chamak Thi Suraj Ki Roshni Se Jada
Jisne Kiya Tha Kabhi Mujhse Ek Wada
Ki Meri Sirf Meri Rehegi Wo Sada
Toot Gaye Kanch Ki Tharah Sab Wade
Ab To Sirf Bachi Hai Meri Aaso Aur Uski Yadein
Kabi Baithe Baithe Youn Hi Khokhlepan Ka Ahsas Hota Hai
Ki Aise Mera He Hal Hai Ya Waisa Uske Sath Bhi Hota Hai
Ab To Nazar Aata Hai Sirf Ek Hi Upay Tere Dur Jane Se Pahle
Ye Khwahish , Meri Puri Ho Jaye
Uske Badle Me Meri Har Saans Chali Jaye. 18)Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.' 19)1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko ched rahey the…
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne socha “”kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti ki ijjat safe rhegi.”"
Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“”Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi…Apni Item aa gyi.” 20)Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely
love you
ReplyDeletehi i want to lo ve u
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