Bewafai par

 1)Aya Tha Imtehaan Mein Mazmoon Bewafai Par…!!!! Wazahat Jo Teri Ki To Main Top Kar Gaya.. 

2)Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho? Boy:Haan Girl:To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do . . . . . . . Boy:Tera Ashiq Hun, Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi.. :P 

3)Uskey jane ke baad hamne mohabbat nahi ki dobara..!!!! choti si toh zindagi hai kis kis ko aazmate fire. 

4)Us bewafa ko nAa aaya yakeen hamari wafa ka.. Humne kaha hum mar jaayenge or usne kaha.. :- 'mar jaa' fir ( ._.) <) ) _// fir kya . bejjati ho gayi... :P 



5)Girl 1 : Yar ya Ladke Aapas me na badi Gandi Baatain karte hain.. . Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ?? . Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Aapas main karte hain.. . . . . . . Girl 2 : Haye bhagwaan Itni Gandi o.O chhhii . . . yaaar ye ladke b na bade wo hote hai :/ 

6)Meri Sansai'n Tou Chalti Hai'n........ Teri Yadou'n Sey, Nahi Fursat Ky Yeh Sochou'n Fana kya Hy Bqa kya Hy.♥ 

7)Security:" Madam is pool me nahana mana hai.. . . Lady:" Kamine kapade utarne k pehele Q nhi bataya.. ?? . . . . . . Security:" Pabandi sirf nahane pe hai kapade utarne pe nahi... :p ;-)) :D 

8)Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi.. . (Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha) . Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi... . Raja ne Kaha, 'Puccho.' . Ladki ne kaha, 'Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha,Tab Aap kahan the.. ?? . Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki Muskurate huye Kaha, 'Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi, . Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha... . . Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n meri gulam ki tarah Nach Rahi hai.. . Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai, . "Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar Naseeb Walo ke Gulam hua Karte hai.. : 

9)Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . Pappu aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer.." :p :O 

10)Wo Aaty Hain To Dil Mein Ik Kasak Mehsoos Hoti Hai.......!! Mein Darti Hun Ke Kahin Is Ko Muhabbat To Nahi Kehty..♥ 

11)A man got a call from unknown number.. . . Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ?? . Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ?? . Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. Another call from unknown number.. . . Girl:" R u married ?? . . Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ?? . Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!! . . Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.. . . Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.. :p :O :D 

12)“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ” @ Gujrat k sath 1 village hai. Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa hai jo andy deta hai.. 

13)Dedicated To Girls... "Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki Beta Yeh Tumhara Ghar Nhi, . . . Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara Sasuraal Hai Tum to yahan mehman ho.. . . . . . . . . . mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata hai kya...:P :O 

14)Wo kaun si Movies hain Jinhe bina Dialogues ke bhi dekhne mein maza ata hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mr. Bean wali . . . . . . . . . . . kabhi kabhi POGO bhi dekh liya karo...:p 

15)Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai. ek 'shaukh' se aur ek 'khauf' se Faltu k 'Shaukh' hum rakhte nahi aur 'Khauf' to hame kisi k baap ka bhi nahi.. :p 

16)Mohabbat ka teri ek yahi to sila hai...;( Tujhe yaad kar ke bus mera dil hi jala hai...;( Yaado ko teri bhala kaise bhula du...;( Sub kuch luta kar ek yahi to mila hai...; 

17)Sab Ne Chaha Ke Use Hum Na Mile Hum Ne Chaha Ke Use Ghum Na Mile Agar Khushi Milti Hai Use Hum Se Juda Ho Kar To Yahi DUA Hai ke Phir Use Kabhi Hum Na Mile 

18)Mein bewafa Mein beqadar, Mein nay hai tora tera dil, Teri yaad mein dil tham kar, Tarpon ga mein sari umar ! 

19)Wife:Main Mernay ja rahi hoon.. Husband : Ye lo Dairy Milk choclate,, Wife:Q?, Husband : khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha hojaye:-p 

20)Kash taqder b hoti kisi zulf ki trha... Jab Jab bigarti sanwaar li jati....!!!! 

21)Sorry doston kuch dino tak post nai kar paungi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jail jaa rahi hoon... :-) :-D .. Ek ladke ko flying kiss diya....xd xp .. bechaara khushi se wahi mar gaya :p 

22)Tadapti Hain Yeh Saansein Har Pal Teri Judaai Mein....... Pareshaan Hai Yeh Dil Har Taraf Phaili Tanhai Mein........ Na Jeene Ki Tamanna Hai Na Koi Khwabon Ka Basera Hai........ Bejaan Ban Gaya Hai Dil Tere pyar Mein…...!! 

23)*..Kuch Log Meri Dunia mein khushboo ki tarha hain...... ♥ ♥ *..Mehsoos to boht hote hain. .Pr dikhai nhi dete...... ♥ ♥ 

24)Tu jo mila toh yun hua Ho gayi poori adhoori si duaa Tu jo gaya, toh le gaya sang tere Mere jeene ki har wajah Ho jaaye jahaan tu jaaye Paaye mujhe hi paaye Saaye ye mere hain tujh mein samaaye Tumpe miti tumse bani Tumse hua hai haan khud pe yaqeen Tu jo nahi to naa sahi Main hoon yahaan toh tu hai yahin kahin 

25)100 bewkuf mare honge to ek Santa Paida hua =)) . . Santa apne dost k ghar se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish ho rahi thi.. Dost:" aaj mere paas hi ruk jao barish bohat tez hai.. Santa:" ok . . Dost ne bistar lagaya or dekha to santa gayab tha.. 1 ghante baad santa bheegta hua aya or kehne laga.. . "Yaar me ghar walo ko batane gaya tha k aaj barish ki wajah se mai ghar nahi aa sakunga...:p ;-)) :D ;

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