1)Dil mein har raaz daba ke rakte hai,
Honton pe muskurahat saja ke rakte hai,
Ye duniya sirf kushi mein saath deti hai,
Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa ke rakte hai… 2)Badalna aata nahi humko mausmon ki tarah
Har ek rut mein tera intejar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qyamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain 3)Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful 4)When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts. 5)If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. 6)Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one. 7)Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” 8)If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. 9)mai kismat to khafaa nahi par hoyi mere naal wafaa nahi..
jithe likheya c rabb ne mel sada o labheya mainu safaa nahi 10)Dil vich naam ik eho jeha jo kde kise ton naa mitta hoya,
Chaunde si asin usnu bathera par sathon na usnu paa hoya,
Ikk basster vang sade dil nu lipt gyi oh jo satho naa laah hoya,
Usne tan horrrr bathere labhh laye,pr sidhu ne tann usnu khoya, 11)Saukha bada dil launa
Bas mushkal Ishq nibhauna
Bada takaluff Dil saambhna
Eh badi zaazuk niyamat vich isde kise da pyaar vasda
Vich isde kise da yaar vasda vich ise de rabb vasda
Gal gaur na sunna ‘Sarvan’ dasda
Je kade dil kise da laina bada sambhaalna
Vich ise de rabb vasda
Eh oh sheesha hai jithey har pal
Haye oh kise da pyaar hasda
Bahut hi khoobsurat Bolan nu piroya hai
Rooh badi khush hoyi eh sabh padh ke
Allah likhan waale nu hor hunar bakshe
Is tarah saade naal sanjha karan layi
Saade mitra nu hor kamyaabi bakshe 12)aa v mahi tenu alah gin leya, hoyiaa mudtta gin gin ghariyaa
hizar tere vich varsan aakhiyaa, jiyo sawan diaan kaniaa
Ena aakhiyaa rona udho sikhiya, jadon vakaf teriaan baniaa
gulam fareed rona udho muksi, jadon bajiaan kafan dian taniaa
13)Agar itni pyaari soch tumhari na hoti.mulaqat u tumse hamari na hoti..
tadapte rehte sacchhe dost ke liye,,,,agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti…. 14)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange,
Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange…
15)Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya,
Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya,
Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main,
Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main… 16)Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya,
Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne,
Par milde jad asin har janam de vich,
Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne… 17)India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education.. 18)Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du? 19)Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI” 20)A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest. 21)Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai. 22)Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…
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