My cute fun sms

1)Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai… 

2)Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…  

3)Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho, Phool to murjha jaate hai. Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo, Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai… 

4)Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai… 

5)Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain… 

6)Ishq me ye anjam paya hai, haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA 

7)Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain… 

8)Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta? Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha? Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya.... 

9)Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna 

10)Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai 

11)zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai. 

12)Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya 

13)Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do.. 

14)apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka Jago grahak jago. 

15)kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz 

16)har insan itna kharab nahi hota jitna kisi id proof me dikhta hai.or itna acha bhi nahi hota jitna facebook par dikhta hai. 

17)Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya, Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H. 

18)Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje. Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car, Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho. 

19)Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo.. . . Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se.. . . . . Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na 

20)Aaj Ka Vichar..:) Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki Dil Se Seva Karta Hai.... . . . . . . . . Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!! 

21)Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne . . . Chhipakali, cockroach se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai. 

22)Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,! . Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.! . 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram. 

23)Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,! . Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.! . 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram. 

24)Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1 

25)Log kahte hai ki "Agar aache logo ko yaad kiya jaye to wakt bhi aacha gujarta hai So Mene socha ki aapko . . . Meri yaad dila du. 

26)the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai... agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :) 

27)Ever Heard about the device that converts your precious thoughts into speech ??? . . . . . It is called daaru 

28)Duniya me 2 hathiyaar hai jo parmanu bumb se bhi jyada khatarnak hai.. 1. Ladki ki smile 2. Ladki ke ansu Jo kisi ladke se kuchh b karwa sakte hai.

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