My Funny Dil Khol ke sms

1)Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi. 

2)Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya, do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ, aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya. 

3)Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko? 

4)Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali, Tabhi milti nahi garwali, Gulam ban ke fas jate hai, Ishq ke jaal mein, Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali. 

5)Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Aafat ka Injection ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki.. Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum 

6)Fida hu uski chaal pe, Uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe. 

7)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai! 

8)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.. 

9)SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai! 

10)Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri, Has ke milna pehchan hai meri, Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye, DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.. 1

11)Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha 

12)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, Agar DADA Aashiq na hota! 

13)Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge.. 

14)Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar 

15)Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai! 

16)Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho, fasle kam karo dil milate raho, dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo, iodex khrido aur lagate raho. 

17)Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge. 

18)Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein 

19)Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai. 

20)Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah! Wah! Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..

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