Na Door Jaya Kro

1)Aaj Kal..Har Pal Har Waqt.. Din Bhar.. Mujhe Rehta Hai.. Bas Tera Hi Khayaal.. Kyonke Aane Wala Hai April Fool.. Aur Banana Hai Tumko April Fool in Advance! 

2)Na Door Mujhse Jaya Karo, Dil Tadap Jata Ahi Hamesha Tere Khyaalon Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawaal Poochha Tha Tumse.. Tumhe Bhi Mera Khyaal Aata Hai Kya Door Rehkar… 

3)Kon Kisi Nu Dil Wich Jagah Denda Ae Ped Vi Sukke Hoye Patte Gira Denda Ae Duniya Di Rasmaa To Waqif Haa Assi Dil Bhar Jaaye Te Har Koyi Bhula Denda Ae… 



4)Har Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Saccha Pyar Pana Nahi Hota, Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai, Kisi Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai.. Mujhe Pata Hai Ke Mere Naseeb Mein Sirf Tadap, Judai Aur Nafrat Hi Bachi Hai…Khush Rehne .. 

5)Jo Rishtey Dil Key Rishtey Hain Unn Rishton Ko Waqt Dena Zaroori Hai Toot Jaate Hain Rishtey Aksar Par Tootne Ki Awaaz Nahi Hoti Hai.. 

6)Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai. Ans: Bus Conductor Padhney Mein Likhney Mein Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam. Ans: Chasma Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi Raja Ji Key Khet Mein Duata Odhey Khadi Thi. Ans: Bhutta Chhota Sa Siphai Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari. Ans : Banana Do Kisan Ladten Jaaye Unki Kheti Badhti Jaaye. Ans: Sweater Ki Bunai Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney. Ans: Bel Gaadi Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey. Ans: Tara ( Stars ) Do Sunder Ladkey Dono Ek Rang Key Ek Bichhad Jaaye Toh Dusraa Kaam Naa Aaye. Ans: Joota ( Shoes ) 

7)Sitara Asmaan Se Na Jane Kab Toot Jaye Na Jane Kab In Aankhon Se Ansoo Chhoot Jaye Kar Lo Pal Do Pal Baatein Pyar Ki Na Jaane Kab Jism Sey Yeh Jaan Rooth Jaye… 

8)Rutthi Jo Zindgi To Mana Lenge Hum, Mile Jo Gam Vo Seh Lenge Hum, Bus Aap Rehna Humesha Sath Humare To Nikalte Huye Aansuo Me Bhi Muskura Lenge Hum… 

9)Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai… 

10)Chehre par marne wale hajar mil jayenge, Kuch log har jarurat puri kar janenge, Khawahish hai uski jo dil se samjhe hame, Humto jindgi bhi uske naam kar jayenge… 

11)Dil hi dil mein kuch chupati hai wo, Yaadon me aksar chain churati hai wo, Khwabon me ek ehsaas jaga rakha hai, Band aankhon mein ashq banke tadapti hai wo… 

12)Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage, Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage, Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage… 

13)Tere Pyar Ne Zindagi Se Pehchaan Karai Hai Mujhe Wo Toofano Se Phir Lauta Ke Laayi Hai Bas Itni Hi Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se Hum Bujhe Na Yeh Shama Kabhi Jo Humne Jalai Hai… 

14)Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai, ek din jeena bhi dushwaar ho jata hai. Lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye, aur ek ajnabi par itna aitbaar ho jata hai… 

15)Ankhon Mein Haya Ho Toh Parda Dil Ka Hi Kafee Hai; Nahi To Naqaab Se Bhi Hote Hain, Ishaare Mohabbat Ke. 

16)Kehte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri ho to kismat me mohabbat nahi hoti par sach to ye hai ki hatho me ho koi pyara hath to lakiro ki vi jrurat nhi hoti. 

17)Main Uss Ke Kheyal Se Jaoon To Kahan Jaoon; Woh Meri Sooch Ke Har Raste Pae Nazar Aata Hai 

18)Mere dil ke najuk dharkano ko aapne dharkana sheeka diya ! Jav se mila hai aapka pyar, gam me bhi muskurana sheekha diya !! 

19)waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h har yaad per dhool chadh jati h lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h 

20)Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye Wo Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai 

21)Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole- Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge? Baccha masumiyat se-Master G m ammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya ! 

22)kisiki chaht pr dilse amal krna dil n tute uska itni fikar krna ye zindgi khas h apke liye par ap jiske liye khas ho uski kadar krna. 

23)Aaj ka happy menu -pyar ki roti -chahat ki sabji -sneh ka raita -vishvas ka salad -Friendship ki sweet dish 

24)Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho... dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho! 

25)Real Fact Ek Sachcha Chahne Wala ApSe Hr Tarah Ki Baate Share Karta H Magar Dhokha Dene Wala Sirf Apko Achi Lagne Wali Hi Baate Karta H 

26)SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye. Batao kyu.. Kyu... Kyu... kyuki.. GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the.... 

27)Apni Girl Friend ki Shadi Me Gaya To Ye Ehsas Hua, ki khana Achchha Ho To Mohabbt Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai "(',') <) )->4 Plate _/ / khake Maza aa Gaya 

28)2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.! Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho. Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI' 140 Rs. kilo hai 

29)Wat is D difference between- 1.Boyfrnd 2.Lover 3.Husband 4.Ex boyfrnd Simple yaar 1.Peepaid 2.Postpaid 3.Lifetime 4.Coin box 

30)Shayeri by a Doctor"Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain Hamari Patni waha ki Nurse hai,Kya ajeeb zulm sahna padta hai, Apni hi Biwi ko Sister khna padta Hai..... 

31)Rahul G :- Mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nhi ho rahi, Sonia G :- wo kaise- Rahul:- Har taraf likha hai Sonia ji ko BAHU MAT do..  

32)Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna AFTER Exam BAP-How Is Ur Result? SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia. 

33)Chalo I LOVE U . bolo . . . . mujhe nahi apne jevan Saathi ko (\./) /.".)"^----;";_ \,,/"___( , , ) \ //\\ ' ' ' ' //\\ 

34)Kamzor Dil Wale Ye SMS Na Padhe . . Zid Mat Karo . . Dost Mat Padho . . Maan Bhi Jao . . Nahi Manoge To Lo Padh Lo . Rs.100/- Ka Recharge Kara Do Jis din aap hme bhul jayenge 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 aapake Sare daant tod diye jayenge.... Ye Sahil Per Bikhrey Huye Phool; Na Jane Aaj Phir Kiski Mohabbat Doob Gayi! Itna Anmol Tha Ke Khareed Na Saka Koi Hamko; Hairaan Hun Ke Tere Hathon Bika To Bika Kaise! Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti Karte Rahe, Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe. 

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