Rishte Jhoot Nai Hunde

1)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta. 

2)kyu oh ena nede sade aye jdo dur hi jana c,.kyu sanu apna bnaya jdo ekdin gair hi bnauna c..aj rakh dil te pathar sb bhula dita,koi c sahan to pyar eh khyal dilo bhula dita... 

3)bekadari odo nyi hundi jdo koi dil tod da hai..bekadari odo hundi hai jdo dil todn wale nu peed da ehsas ta hunda hai par sath nibhaun da housla nyi. 

4)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita, Sajna Tere Jhuthe Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita, Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya, Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.!

5)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange 

6)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE, YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE, DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE, SONIYE.... LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE, ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE, SONIYE.... NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA, TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA, EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA, DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!! !.!.........I MISS U.......!.! 

7)A diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa, Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa a, Ae Ta DiL HAi Us RuKh VaRgA, JiThE PeHLa C OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA a... 

8)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal..... Jazba ­at badalde dekhe ne..... Samay de badalde ranga naal.. halaaat badalde dekhe ne..... saanu kise to shikva ki... assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne.... Asi hor kise nu ki kehna... assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne.... 

9)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge, Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge, je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi, asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge 

10)Teri Bheji Hui Tehreeron Ka Kabhi Doon Ga Tujhay Jawab "saqi" Bas Kisi Apnay Ki Di Hui Thokar Say Sanbhal Jaon Zara...!!!  

11)Oh Tu c k Ek Khayal c Meri Soch da Hi Kamaal c..? Oh Pyaar , Oh Chaahat Meri Uljhanaa da Hi Jaal c..? Mainu Jawab Jihda Milia Nhi Oh Ajeeha Ek Sawal c... Oh Aj Chala Gya Tah Ehsaas Hoyia Kis Qadar Mainu ohde naal Pyar C... Uhdi Ki Misaal Dia Oh Avdi Misaal Aap c... 

12)Kalam Tutdi Nahi Seyahi Mukdi Nahi Nahion Mukda Dilon Pyaar Usda Oh Saanu Yaad Kare Na Kare Saanu Rehnda Har Waqt Khayaal Usda.... 

13)shaq c pehla apne ap te..inkar c dil nu osnal hoye pyar te..jdo hoya ehsas ta vichad gye o,jo ban gye sadi jaan c... 

14)sanu pta hai tu krda ae scha pyar sanu..sada ishq ibadat tere lyi..asi chah ke vi tenu chah na ske,te ishq apna dikha na ske..sanu maaf kar dvi yaara asi tere nal wafa kma na ske.. 

15)kadar kiti na tu sade pyar di..hor tetho ki umeed rakhiye..sanu apneya ne dobeya ain kinare ni..hun hor gera to ki umeed rakhiye. 

16)Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange, Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange, Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost, Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange 

17)Sunder mundriye hoe!Tera kaun wicahara hoe!Dullah bhatti walla hoe!Dullahe di dhee vyayae hoe!Ser shakkar payee hoe!Kudi da laal pachaka hoe!Kudi da saalu paatta hoe!Salu kaun samete!Mamhe choori kutti! zamidara lutti!Zamindaar sudhaye!bade bhole aaye!Ek bhola reh gaya!Sipahee pa 

18)hakk lena mainu aunda si, par ohne kehta k tera koi hakk nahi mere te.... main taa timepaas krdi si, tu socheya shayad mrgi tere te... maarhi kismat saadi 

19)Aaj main Apne ehna Hathan diyan lakeeran nu hi mitta dita.... Jo mainu baar baar Yaad dwaundiyan si k, Tu mere Naseeb vich nhi.... 

20)Oye! Ki lagta hai mai tenu distrua karne vaste msg karia c ? O na ji na mai to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia c k tussi ullu ho. Bdi dertak jagte rehte ho. So jao ab. 

21)Tu ki jane mere jazbatan nu, Main jaag k katda raatan nu, Tu samjhi na meriyan baatan nu, Hun laundi nitt tu laare, Pehla main pattda c kuriyan, Ajj tu patt ta pataliye naare ....;) 

22)Sohni surat te kade MAAN ni karida.. Dhan-Doolat te khade GUMAAN ni karida... PYAR pa ke je Nibauna nahi aaunda... Ta YAARI la ke kise nu 'BADNAAM' ni karida. 

23)Oh kehndi c minnu Phulla naal pyar hai Pr jad khilde c ta Tord lendi c Oh kehndi c minnu Baarish naal pyar hai Pr jad pendi c ta luk jandi c Oh kehndi c minnu Hawa naal pyar hai Pr jad chaldi c ta Bariya band kr lendi c Phir us vele mai Dar jeha janda c Jad oh kehdi c minu tere nal PyaR " hai. 

24)Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!! 

25)Har dhadkan tere dil di dhadkan de naal chale. Bhave kamliye tere to koha door ha asi.. Koi sade kambde bulla wal vi ta vekhe, Shayad ehsaas ho jawe ke kine mazboor ha asi.. 

26)Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi. Santa k 3 the, usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu. lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ? WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye 

27)Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de... 

28)Arz Kiya Hai, Gaur Farmayega "Naach BuLbuL Naach, Tujhe Paisa MiLega... Wah Wah... "Hum CiD Se Hai, Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi HiLega.. 

29)Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte h..?? . . Golu: M'am wo Roz GALIYA Khate h.. . . Teacher: Kya Matlab..?? . . . . Golu: Ji wo, CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE h..!! 

30)Okay i got the answer of "Jeans pehnkar jo tune maara thumka toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi" Kavi ke anusaar Padosan ki bhabhi Lesbian hai ! 

31):Airtel effect: Bikhari: "Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 1 Rupaya Dedo Baba... . . . Boy:" Chutte Nahi Hai... . . . . Bhikhari:" Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video hi Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala... 

32)In the court, Judge: Ur parents have been divorced now.. Will U go with mom? Boy: No, she beats me Judge: Dad? Boy: He beats me too Judge: Then 1 kaam karo . . . . . . U Go with Delhi Daredevils & Pune Warriors, They never beat anyone

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