Jise Chaha Vo Mila Nahi

hi frd mera naam Mohit hai .ye meri real love story hai. Mera pehla payar jo mujhe na mil saka. Mujhe pehla payar jb main 7th class main tha to mujhe meri classmate se payar ho gya wo bi mujhe dil se chahti ti main bi use chahta tha wo mere siva kisi dusre ldke se bt tk ni krti ti main uspe itna viswas krta tha. Ye frdship hmari chlti rhi hm daily raat raat tk msg krte rhte or hm daily schul jate thy or schul se bunk bi ni marte thy schul main milte thy or apas main bt krte thy. Fir kch esa hua vo kch dino se schul ni aai or na hi mujhe msg krti ti jb main use cal krta to uska fon swich of btata. Fir ek din main uske ghr side gya to mera muh khula ka khula reh gya or main ro k bi ni ro sakta tha main vha se bhagte bhagte sidha ghr aya or rone lga kyuki wo mujhe hmesha k liye chod k chli gai ti. Usne suside kr lia tha mujhe uske naam se bi nafrat hone lgi mujhe ek br apne dil ki bt share krti uske ghr main vo or uski mummy hi bs rhte thy uske dady ki death ho gi ti. Kch dino baad mujhe pta chla ki usme apni mummy ki vajah se suside kiya uski mummy ka kisi admi k sath relation thy. ab main kr bi kya sakta tha mujhe usse naam se nafrat hone lgi ek baar to mujhe bata sakti ti kch krne se pehle. Mera dil tut chuka tha mujhe hr ldki se nafrat hone lgi. Main galat sangat main pad gaya tha mujhe mere dosto se alag krne k liye mere bhai ne mujhe 10th k baad diploma krana socha ki jisse main apne dosto se dur reh saku or sudhar jau. Or mujhe esi trade mili jisme ek bi ldki ni ti(mechanical engg) 1 saal tk mera dil lg gya tha clg se uske bd maine apne dosto ko dkha to mujhe apne ap se nafrat hone lgi kyuki unke sath unki g.f ti or main akela or us time meri umar hi kya ti. Fir maine socha kyu na main bi dubara kisi ldki ko porpose kru pr mujhse ye ni hua. Maine clg se bunk marna start kr dia tha or main pehle se bi jayada bigad chuka tha mujhe alcohal ki lat lg gi ti. Or main dhire dhire krke apne pehle payar ko bhulta ja rha tha kyuki mujhe nave dosto ka sath mil gaya tha usme kch ldkiya bi ti hm sath ghumte batain krte thy apas main batain krke time pas krte thy. Isi trah meri kai ldkio se dosti ho gi or hm raat raat tk fon pe batain krte thy pr ye pyar ni tha bs time pass tha. Jb main final year main pahucha to mere bhai ki shadi hone wali ti or main bhabi k ghr gaya tha vha meri mulakat meri bhabi ki sistr se hui. Or maine socha khas ye meri bhabi hoti fir hum vha se chle aye or uske bd meri mulakat fir shadi wale din hui vha shadi main hmne bhut maze kiye or sath main pic bi li pr mujhe ustime ldkio se itna lagaw ni tha or maine ignor kr dia. Fir shadi kch month baad mujhe meri bhabi k sistr ka msg aya or unka naam h priyanka jise main pyar se bakri bulata hu or vo mujhe kauva. Hmari bt hoti rhi fir bi mujhe kbi priyanka se itna lagaw ni hua main ustime sari ladkio se time pas krta tha or priyanka bi inme se ek ti.Or fir meri lyf ka nava mod aya mobile sim compny walo ne apne unlimited msg bnd krke 100 msg kr dia jisse main sbi ldkio se bt ni kr pata tha or fir priyanka ko to msg main krta hi tha dhire dhire hmari or batain hone lgi ye dhire dhire 2 saal gujar gaye or mujhe pta ni chla ki mujhe kb pyar ho gya. Or priyanka ki vajah se main sudhar bi gaya tha apne clg frdo k sath ghumna chod dia or bt krni km kr di ldkio se to bt hi ni krta tha. Vese hm dur dur rhte h wo delhi rehti h or main chandigarh pr mujhe kbi ehsas ni hua ki vo mujhse dur h kyuki mobil hme ye duri mehsos ni hone deta tha vo mujhse sari batain share krti ti or main bi. Fir usne mujhe ek din btaya ki uska ek bf h or vo police main h pr jb se vo police main gaya h tb se baat ni krta. Or maine bi apni gf wali bt usse adhuri btai uski suside wali bt ni btaai fir hm apas main ese hi bt krte rhe hme ese bt krte krte 3 saal ho gaye main delhi jata to mujhe priyanka se milke kafi acha lgta tha. Ek bar maine holi pe gaya tha or maine vha ladai kr li or priyanka ko ek thappd maar dia marne k baad mujhe ehsaas hua ki mujhe esa ni krna tha mujhe kya hak h marne ka uske baad maine holi manai or chd aa gya or mujhe esa lg rha tha ki main akela ho gya hu. Fir main priyanka ko fon kiya or fir sory bolke manaya. Fir hmari bt chlti rhi. Ese hi Din gujarte rhe hm itne close ho gaye thy ki pucho na. Mujhe ghr wale kisi na kisi kaam se delhi bhejte mujhe priyanka se milke bhut acha lgta tha. Fir achanak mujhe lga ki ab priyanka ko apne dil ki bt bta du or maine btaya bi pr usne meri bt ko andekha kr deti. Or hm bt krte rhte hmesha or fir uske bd priyanka ne mujhe whatsapp ka bare main btaya or fir hmne msg chodk whatsapp pe msg start kr diye. Fir main dubara priyanka ko btaya apne dil ki bt usne kha hm bf gf ni bn sakte bs jesa chl rha h vesa chlne do pr mujhe ye manjoor ni tha main bi ab sochta tha meri bi gf ho main bi kisi ko apna kahu or fir main naraj hoke dubara ladai kr li or whatsapp bnd kr dia 2 din ho gye thy bina bt kiye or mujhe kch esa lg rha tha ki meri lyf se kch mising h fir maine whatsapp chlaya or dubara msg kiya priyanka ko or bt fir start ho gi ti or mujhe ek achi si bimari bi ho gi jise nail clubbing kehte h isse do bimariya janam leti h lung cancer or heart problm maine ye problm apne ghr walo se chupa k rakhi or khud tension main pagal ho rha tha or ye bt maine priyanka ko btai usne ye bt sbko bta di main apna chekup kraya or doctr ne aram krne ko bola. Or fir kbi kbi priyanka mujhe apne bf ki kahani bta bta k jalaya krti ti use pta tha ki main usse bahut chahta hu fir bi or jb vo esi bt krti ti to mere dil main pta ni kyu dard hota tha or saas ni le pata tha. Or main ro k reh jata tha. Fir maine dubara socha ki main priyanka se ladai kru or alag ho jau pr esa ho ni pata h mujhe kch smjh main ni ata main kya kru kha jau or kis se kahu. Main priyanka ko bhul ni pa rha hu. mujhe aap logo ke help ki jarurat h main kya kru mujhe kch smjh ni aa rha… or abi tk priyanka se bt chl ri h…

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1)Roj nava KHARKA DHARKa karde si Yaar 10vi ich Jado padhde si KUDIYA class vich HUNDIYA SI TAAN VI MORH TE KHARDE SI ANGREJI SANU aaundi NHI SI PAR saara DIN “YA-YA” karde Si Marks kade change aaUnde ni si fer vi paRwah nhi karde si je Math cho fail ho vi jande si taan vi paRty karde si kuch vi si, bAS har pal nu ceLebrate kaRde si. SUKH mangda hAAN ohNA saare Yaaran LAi….. JINA DE SIR TE SARDARIYAN KARDE SI.. EH KAHANI HAI ODON DI JADOAN YAAR SCHOOL CH PARDE SI 

2)Ohh rusdi rehi tee mein manaunda reha haath kai vaari kanaa nu vi launda reha… jadoan main russeya ohne haath jodh dite Gusse vich aa ke Mere Khat Morh dite… 
3)Mohhabat unse kitni hai logo ko bata du, toh log use zalil na karde….. agar izhaar-e-ishq kar du, to vo inkar naa karde….. mere lash k karib naa bithana use yaaro…. Darta hu kahi vo chhu kar mujhe zinda naa karde……… 

4)Sadi Kalam To Dard Bayaan Naa Hunda, Je tu Ajj Gairan Diya Mehfilan Di Shaan Naa Hundi, Asi Vi Jeyonde Ikk Pyar Wali Zindagi, Je Teriyan Khushiyan Da Swaal Naa Hunda. 

5)Ab Hawa Jidhar Jaye Main Bhi Udhar Jaunga, Main Khushbu Hun Hawaon Mein Bikhar Jaunga. Aafsos Tumhein Hoga Mujhe Sataao Ge Agar, Mera Kya Jitna Bhi Jala Utna Hi Nikhar Jaunga. Yaad Kar Loge Kabhi Bhule Se Kisi Roj Mujhe, Ashk Ban Kar Teri Aankhon Mein Utar Jaunga. Zindagi Tere Bina Ek Pal Jeena Nahin Mujhe, Gar Tu Bhi Na Mili To Phir Main Kidhar Jaunga. Ye Lafz Bhi Kho Jayenge Is RaahGuzar Mein Kabhi, Waqt Ki Tarah Ek Din Main Bhi Guzar Jaunga. 

6)Har khusi tere te kurban karde ha.. tere ik ishare te kurban apne jaan karde ha.. tu man ya na man *preet* par aaj vi tenu apna emaan mande ha. 

7)aaj be ohde naam te dil dhadkda bada he teez mera… aaj be ohde shaher diyan hawaman thar den rom rom mera… aaj be ohde khayalan vich neend ghat he aundi mainu e… aaj be ohde vicharn di tarik wadh wadh khandi mainu e… 

8) 1)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n

2)darad kis ko dhekaye koi darad dhekta bhi nehi payar kis se kare koi payar karta bhi to nehi? ab to haste howe bhi dar lagta hain kahe yah khushi chale na jaye har khushi ka saath 1000 ghum hote hain jaha hasi hain wahe matham hain jaha payar hain wahe nafarat hain hum jase [...] 


3)Sabaah-E-Noor Hota Hai, Aur Gham-E-Shaam Bhi Hoti Hai Phir Aisa Wakt Ek Aata Hai, Jab Aankhein Namm Hoti Hai Jahan Tum Aa Nahi Sakte, Wahan Basera Karte Hain Jahan Shaam Tanha Hoti Hai, Jahan Rooh Hamari Rotee Hai Ki Abb Yaado’n Se Waabasta Hai, Laraztee Ye Meri Saansein Kyun Halki Si Aahat Par, Ye Aankhein [...] 

4)WO MUJE ILZAM DETA HAI K MAIN HON BE WAFA.. JAB K MERA TU HAR PAL US KI YAD SE KHALI NAI JATA SHAID WO NAI JANTA.. K KUCH LOG UUN BHI WAFA NIBHATE HAIN K CHAHY HON HALAT JAISE BHI NAHI BHOOL PATE WO APNE MAHBOB KO 

5)Kehte ho dokha mila tumhe gairo.n se, Hamse pocho dard, hame to apno ne loot liya!! Lete rahe jo ta-umar mujhse mohabbat, Manga jo hamne kuch, gusse se mooh pher liya!! Log jeete hai sirf khud ke liye aaj-kal, Aur mein nadan, jab bhi jiya dusro ke liye jiya!! 

6)KAISE KAHUN, MAIN TUMSE PYAAR KARTA HUN, KAHIN TU INKAR NA KAR DE,YEH SOCH KE DAR TA HUN. PEHLA-PEHLA PYAAR HAI,TUJH KO KHONE SE GABAR TA HUN, TUJH KO HI CHAHATA HUN,SIRF TUJH PAR HI MARTA HUN. SANJH-SAVERE TERI TASVEER HI DEKHA KARTA HUN, DER-DER TAK TERI TASVEER SE BAATEN KARTA RAHETA HUN. DIN BAR [...] 

7)Reza-Reza bikhre pade hain dil ke armaan, Muskano se wasta nahi, gammo se hai khoob pehchaan, Wo khush hai bahut door ja kar mujhse, Mein bhool pao.n, avval-avval ki mohabbat nahi imkaa.n, Mausam-e-hijraa.n aaya to yaad aaye tum, Aayegi jab ihq-e-bahar, to aayenge yaad shahjahaa.n, 

8)Mera Rishta tujh se bahoot purana hai jab na tha tera sath, wo bhi ek jamana tha Mile ho jab se Bhool gai main is dunia ko Tujhko bhi to sirf mere he sung anna tha thi hairaan main, kaise aor kyun tum mere ho gaye socha bas phir yahi, jo mera tha, usne he [...] 

9)Kya ho tum, aur kya hai wajood tumhara dikhao, Gamo se ro-b-ro na sahi khud se to kabhi milwao, Bhoode ho, jawan ho ya ho phir namurad aashik, Mehfil-e-yaar me aake u dastaan-e-ishq na chupao, Bahut bikhre pade hai phool ishq-e-raah me yaar, Utha kar pyaar se kisi ek ko apni zindagi me sajao, Incoming [...] 

10)Mila woh bhi nahi kertey, Mila ham bhi nahi kertey. Wafa woh bhi nahi kertey, Jafa ham bhi nahi kertey. Unhain ruswai ka dukh hai, Hamain tanhai ka gham hai. 

11)Guftugo Ke Lamhon Main Dekh He Nahi Paatay Ham Tumharay Chehray Ko Tum Hamari Aankhon Ko Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Chasm-o-lab Ko Parhtay Hain Baat Chor Datay Hain Jaane Kiya Lamha Hoga Jab Ye Hath Hathon Say Gar Kabhi Juda Hoga Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Zabt-e-Jaan Parakhtay Hain Hath Chor Datay Hain 

12)Teri Ek Ada Mein Ghayal Ho Gaye Tujhe Dekha Jabh Dobara Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Ho Gaye Hum Tu Chhod Kar Jo Chali Gayi Humey Gham Ki Duniya Mein Kahin Kho Gaye Teri Bewafai Ke Zakhm Abhi Bhi Dard Dard Karte Hain Ey Bewafa Sanam Hum Tumhe Abhi Bhi Yaad aTe Hain paagal Ho Chuke [...] 

13)Its In Hindi ???? ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?????? ?? ??????? ?? ? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???-????? ???-????? ????-????? ????? ?? ???? ? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ??? ??????? [...] 

14)Jab kabhi milte hai unse.. To lagta hai , Hum apni kahi khoi huyi khushi se milte hai.. Sar ko rakh lete hai unke dar par khwaish.. Hum unse itni deewangi se milte hai.. Jab kabhi judaa hote hai hum unse.. Koi hosh na koi sukoon milta hai.. Samajhlo jaise hum apni tanhai se milte [...] 

15)MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO, SAHARA KON DEGA MERI TOOFAAN ME KASHTI, KINARA KON DEGA YEH KESE MOR PE LAAI HA MUJKO ZINDIGANI ADHOORI SEE LIKHI GYEE HA KYUN MERI KAHANI HA AB KIS RAAH PE CHALNA ISHARA KON DEGA MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA MAIN HOON OUR SATH MERE AB MERI [...] 

16)Kahin chand rahon mein khö gaya Kahin chandni bhatk gai Mein charag wo b buja huwa Meri rat kaise chamk gai Meri dastan ka arooj tha Teri naram palkon ki chaon mein Mere sath tha tuje jagna Teri ankh kaise jhpak gai Bhala hm mile b to kya mile Wohi doorian wohi faslay Na kbi [...] 

17)Khuwabon Ki Dehleez Pe Sona Acha Lagta Hai, Kuch Lamhon Ko US Ka Hona Acha Lgta Hai. Khel Khel Main Jewan Bhar K Dukh Mit Jatay Hain, Kho Kr Pana, Pa Kr Khona Acha Lgta Hai. Dil Walon Ko Dekh K Dil Aisay Khush Hota Hai, Bachay Ko Jis Tarha Khilona Acha Lgta Hai. Hijar [...] 

18)Umer khushion mein basr ho yeh zrori to nahi Phir shab-e-ghum ki sahar ho yeh zrori to nahi Neend to dard k bistar pe b aa skti hai Unki Aaghosh me sir ho ye zarori to nhi Mohabat ko logo ne khail samjh rkha hy Is k matlub se sub aashna hon ye zarori to [...] 

19)Aankhon Me Samaa Jatey Ya Dil Me Utr Jatey, 2nu Ka Bhala Hota 2nu Hi Sanwr Jatey,,, Milty To Ye Acha Tha Jeevan Ki Musaft Me, Kuch Faasley Km Hotey Kuch Roz Guzr Jatey,,, Doori B Ghanimt Hy Ik Aas To Hy Warna, Jo Aas Pe Jeetey Hain Wo Log Bikhr Jatey,,, Kuch Roz Judai [...] 

20)Har shy ka soda hota he Her cheez bikaau hoti he Har fard yaha per taajir he Har waqt tijaarit hoti he Tum ap he apne daam kaho Chup k nhi sar_e_aam kaho Kya lo ge apni yari ka Kya lo ge tum dildaari ka Gham_khwar bno ge kitne men Tum pyar kro ge kitne [...] 

21)Zara tham tham k barsa kar abhi itna na rotha kar Abhi to dur hai manzil Abhi khud ko na tanha kar Teri ankhen smandar hen Samandar ko na sehra kar Mera dil doob jata hai Mujhe ase na dekha kr Hawa mujh se kahe pagal 

22)Jaanti hoon tumse bohot pyaar kerti hoon,, Lekin kehne se dartii hoon. jaanti hoon tum sirf mere ho fir kyun tumhe khone se dartii hoon,, jaantii hoon yeh duniya ek dhoka hai fir b iss mein jeeti hoon… janti hoon tumhare paas mere liye waqt nahi fir b tumhara intezaar kerti hoon.. janti hoon tum [...] 

23)hay tamana, na havaon main reekhtay jaatay teray labon say ye naghmay paseejtay jaatay jahaan main aansoovon ka motiyon sa mole nahi wagarna dard hain jitnay, khareedtay jaatay tere hayaat ki gham-geeniyon say haar gay ajab na tha k haseen lab bhe jeetetay jaatay teray wajood say haasil hain dard-o-nakhun bhe ye zakhm dard dain [...] 

24)tu nhi he to tera gham meri tanhai he teri ek yaad he jo mere dil ko bhai he ankhein nam he or dil me dard ka alam honth si kar bhi ruswai yan uthai hei kya gamon ko hi piyar kehte hei ya taqdeere moohabbat hi judai he haal dil ka kuch aaj aesa [...] 

25)Oh ! Muskan Har Chehre ka asli gehna ho tum Nari ki anmol bholi pehchan ho tum Mahakta hua sugandhit pushp ho tum Vishva Sundari ka komal tan ho tum Chapal yuvti ka chanchal man ho tum Ho sake agar,tou aakar Mere Chehre ko bhi sajaa jaana Apni rahashyamayi chhavi de jaana Apni jaadooyee klaa [...] 

26)NA CHAHTE HUE BHI HUMKO YAAD KARENGE AAP DIL KEHATA HAI. HICHKIYON SE PARESHAN BAHUT HO JAAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI KISI AUR KO UUN NAZRON SE NA DEKH PAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. MERE GEETON KO YAAD KARKE GUNGUNAYENGE AAP DIL KEHTA HAI. APNI TAAREEF AUR SE ZARAA NAHIN SUN PAYENGE AAP. DIL KEHTA [...] 

27)Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Tamashai Hai Yeh Dunya is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Meri Zindagi Se Pochiye Zindagi Kia Hai Zindagi Hai Aik Khuwab is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Khushiyan Hain Lakhon is Dunya Main Magar Udasi Hai Mere Dil Main is ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Mujh Se Jo Log [...] 

28)Aaj ham ayesa kuch kar jaye Rasme dunia se chal kahi jaye Tere kandhe pe rakh ke sar apna Sari duni ko ham bhula jaye Chal kahi aeyse des ham jaye Jis jagha piyar ho mohabbat ho Koi nafrat na shikayat ho jhan Har taraf phool ho bharei hon Door tak ham jhan nazar dale [...] 

29)Kach_che makano ki tooti khid_kiyaa.N Kach_che raasto ki veeraniyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Yeh zamee.N kya zamee.N ab tumhari nahi Zindagi gaav ki kya tumko pyaari nahi Mere damen q bhar gaye mehroomiyaa.N Poochti hai humse lautoge kab Gaav se purkho ki nishaniyaa.N Maa bankar nadiyo me nehlaya tujhe [...] 

30)Teri budhi maa darwaze pe nigah basaye baithi hai, Ke uska beta laut ayega uske paas, Tera baap tooti parri kursi pe lachar lash ban parra hai, Ke uske beta uska sahara ban’ne ke liye laut ayega, Dono ke dil ki dhadkane bas yehi guzarish karti hai tujse, Ae musafir laut aa… Tu ghar se [...] 

31)Kehne ko to bahut hai mere apno me, par koi ho jise apna kehte hi guroor aa jaye to….kya baat ho..! Suna hai ishq me tez ho jati hai dil ki dhadkane, par koi jo khud aisi dhadkan ban jaye to….kya baat ho..! Chahten hain sab saat janmo ka pyar, par ye ehsaas koi ek [...] 

32)Tumhari AAnkhei?n kehti hai?n hisaar-e-Zaat se niklo Tamanna meri bann jao Shab-e-Barbaad se niklo Kinara tham lo dil ka bhula do her gila shikwa Kabhi sachi hansi hans do?purani yaad se niklo Khayal-e-Yaar acha hai mager jis ne wafa na ki Palat ker phir Sada na do, dar-e-feryad se niklo Nahi koi Muhabbat bhi,hijr rutt [...] 

33)maiN “Cigarette” jalti hu’ii , bujhti hu’ii dhooeN ko ugalti hu’ii hai ziNdagee meri chaNd pal ki aur kar jati huuN auroN ki ziNdagee bhee chaNd pal ki.. kyuuN peeta hai mujhe ko’ii shauKh meiN koi roz meN koi apni ziNdagee ke har soz meiN na samjh aaya mujhe aaj tak kabhee bhii ziNdagee ko [...] 

34)ISHO KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE USKE INTEJAAR MEIN EK OR DIN BEETA DIYA USKO BHI NA PAA SAKA KHUD KO BHI GAVAN DIYA MAINE ISHQ KAR KE KHUD KO TABAH KIYA MAINE TAUBA DIL LEKE USKA GUNAH KIYA MAINE FAKAT ITNI HAI DIL KI KI [...] 

35)Tere paas aaun ki tumse door rahun.. Tujhe haalat bataun yaa kuchh na kahun.. Taklif le aaun baazar me ya sahta rahun.. Mod lun rukh ya prawaah me bahta rahun.. Koi bhi nahi ab,ye dil kyun nahi maanta.. Jab yahi sach hai to mai kyun nahi jaanta.. Use bhulna hai kyun ye dil bhul jata [...] 

36)GF n BF on phone Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya? Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni aati hain Boy: oh oh ok ye btao... how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? 

37)Hum mai tou khair Himmat hai Dard Sehnay ki , Tum Itnay Dard daitay ho thuk nahi jatay ?? 

38)Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.. . . . akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene 

39)Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... . . Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! . . . Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. . Issliye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! 

40)Teacher: "pyar karna padta hai ya ho jata hai.??. . . . . Pappu: "Agar ladki khubsurat ho aur scooty pe ho toh ho jata hai,, . . . . . Agar ladki badsurat ho aur BMW me ho toh karna padta hai 

41)Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. . . pappu: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, . . . Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! . . . Pappu: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.:-*:-P;-):-D:-)B-) 

42)Girl: Aaj meri dil ka operation hai.. Boy: Pta hai.. Girl: I love you. Boy: Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tumse.. . Operation k baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya To sirf uska baap khada tha... Girl: Wo kaha hai ?? Father: Tumhe ni pta tumhe dil kisne diya..??? Girl: What..?? . Or zor zor se rone lagi... . . . . . . Father: Mazak kar raha hu.. Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai

43)Ek din mai collage se nikla to bahar bohot badal chhaye hue the... . . Mene socha barish se pehle ghar pohuch jauga . . magar raste me he barish shuru ho gayi aur main bheeg gaya... Bheega hua jab mai ghar pohcha toh.. (SISTER) Ne kaha : thodi der ruk nhi sakte the. (BHAI) ne kaha : kahi side pai khade ho jata... (PAPA) ne kaha : bohot shok he barish me bhigne ka.. Aur itne me MAA Aaai aur mere sar pe tolliya rakhte hue kehne lagi : ye barish thodi der ruk nahi sakti thi kya Maa aakhir Maa hoti hai yaar.. Maa ke liye 1 like to banta hai ! 

44)If a Boy rejects ur proposal... . . Just say... . . . . Thanks, you gave me a chance to look for a better boy than you... . . . . . . . Kasam se Aag lag jayegi.. 

45)Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech..... Guess what happened? . . . . Failed..? . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai... Rajni ho ya Gajni... Sabki hai BAJNI.... 

46)True lines . . Jab chote the toh Zor Zor se Rote the jo pasand h use Paane ke liye . . Aaj bade ho gaye toh chupke chupke rote hai jo pasand hai use bhulane ke liye 

47)Wife (on phone) - Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai. Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. Wife- Kya usse wondow khul jayegi ? Husband- ha, Try to karo. After 15 mins , husband calls wife. Husband- Tumne try kiya ?? Wife- Haan kiya, par ab to computer hi band ho gaya!!! 

48)Warning: *Chote bachhe ye post na padhe* Baba ek din mast mood mein the to unke ek aashiqi mijaj bhakt ne pucha: Baba, Log kehte hai ki smile priceless hoti hai. Iska koi example dijiye na . . Baba: Dekh bachha, Is bat ko ese samajh Apni girlfriend k sath tu movie dekhne gaya aur 500 ki tickets li, Fir uske sath sara din car pe ghuma aur 700 ka petrol uda diya aur fir usko five star hotel me le gaya aur pehle 500Rs. ki coffee pee Fir 2000Rs. ka dinner kiya Aur usi hotel k bade ache se Room jiska rent 5000Rs. hai uske andar le gaya Aur jese hi girlfriend ko bed pe litaya aur Girlfriend bole: Nahi janu mere periods hai.. . . . . Us time tu usko muskura ke dikhayega aur jo tere chehre pe muskan hogi Wo "Priceless" hi hogi :)) xD 

49)Uth uth ke kisi ka Intezar Kar ke dekhna, Tum kabhi kisi se Pyar Kar ke dekhna, Kaise toot te hai mohbbaton ke Rishte, Galtiyan kabhi 2-4 kar ke dekhna, Zindagi ka falsafa samjhna hai to, Barish mein Kachi deewar khadi karke dekhna, Nafrat ho jaye gi tumhe bhi is duniya se, Mohabbat kisi se beshumar kar ke dekhna.......!!! :-*;-(:-):-DB-) 

50)Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. . Ab mai kya batau...?? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.  

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