1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..
5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!
6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.
8)Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.
10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.
Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai
11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha....
RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha.....
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda...
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda
13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zcinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion tv de tra.
Suneya tenu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra.....
14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c.
15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K....
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
16)Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!
17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.
18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,,
CHAPPAL da.
Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni,
Changa ni lagda..
19)Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah
20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad
21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.
22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!
23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”
24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori.
25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.
26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!
Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave..
27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi…
28)PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?
Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?
Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?
Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?
Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?
29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…
30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye
nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye,
bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk,
mungfali khha khaa rajjiye,
te chabb chabb rajjiye reori
31)Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
32)If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don't b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin"
33)Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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par
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;
35)If some one hurts you....
Don't Worry.
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just Smile and Say..
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fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :)
36)Jutti tang
. . .te . . . .
jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne.
37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
. Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,
38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr.....
39)Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche
40)Kde teddy day ,,,,,
kde chocolate day
kde rose day ,,,,,
kde propose day......
Oye angrejo
koi "single day" v bna dao____
saade vrgeya lyi....
41)duniya bhar k docters
ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
?
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msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro
42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi.
Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi.
4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,, 1)Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise ,
Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise,
Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke,
Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise…
2)Jab Kuch sapne adhoore reh jaate hain,
Tab dil ke dard aansoon bankar beh jaate hain,
Jo ye kehte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain,
Pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jaate hain…
3)Kitabon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,
Baagon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,
Lekin Phoolon Se Keemti Hai Dil,
Koi Nahi Kehta Ki Dil Todna Mana Hai..
4)Pyar zindgi ko sajane ke liye hai,
zindgi dard badhane ke liye hai,
kash koi to padh pata meri udasi ko,
ye hasta hua chehra to sirf dikhane ke liye hai…
5)Kaise kahoon ki aap kitni khoobsurat ho,
Kaise kahein ki hum aap par marte hain,
Ye to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Hum Aap par apni jawani or budhapa dono kurban karte hain..
6)Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
Sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha ,
Tum yaad na karoge yeh jante the hum ,
Par itni zaldi bhool jaoge andaza na tha?
7)Tum Rishta Bhulne Kaise Lage,
Apne Gum Khushi Ko Chupane Kaise Lage,
Hath Chodna Tha To Pahle Bol Dete,
Aise Gum Naam Magrur Hone Kaise Lage…
8)Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..
9)Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!
10)Muddat ke baad mile toh mera naam hi poochh leeya
Fraaz!!!
Rukhsat ke waqt jisne kaha tha..
Tum bahut yaad aaoge.
11)Intjaar mein
intjaar ka bhi
intjaar naa raha..
to kya hua pyaar to hai,
chaahe aitbaar na raha.
12)Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai,
Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,
Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.
13)Some Time We Fail to Understand..
the Feelings of very Close People in our Life.
Because a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read.
14)Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.
15)Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai
16)Wen u need sum1 desparately,
no 1 has a minute 2 spend wid u!
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But wen u want 2 b alone,
ppl hv a life 2 spend wid u!
17)Mujhse hui bas yeh khata
Maine tujhe chaha sanam
Chup chup k roti rahi
Tune diye kaise yeh ghum
O bekhabar berehem
karle jahe jitne sitam
Na chahat kabhie hogi kam
Mujhe in aansuoan ki kasam
MAINE KIA HAI TUJHSE SACCHA PYAR
MAINE KIA HAI TUJHSE SACCHA PYAR
18)Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab
kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to
19)Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Udaas Hain Khafa Nahi
Qadar Karte Hain Doston Ki Dil Se
Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi
20)Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko
21)Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila
Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila
Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila
Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila
22)Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye,
Hum ko Khona Tha Hum ne Kho Diya.
Fark To Itna Tha ?
Us ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya,
Hum ne Ek Pal May Puri Zindagi Kho Diya
23)Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir Mere
DIL Ke Tukre Tukre Kar Diye
DOstO
Lekin
Wo Khud Hi Ro Parhi Har
Tukre Pr Apna Nam Dkh Kr
24)Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!
25)Broken is a star tonight
as tears rolled on 2 my cheeks
they whispered in my ears
let us take ur pain away
broken is a little heart tonight
26)Each drop of a Tear is Costly
ten anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they hve it in their own eyes
4 Someone.
27)Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt I believe is
that someone ignoring u when u
value them bigger than anything else!
28)Gairo par marne ki unki fitrat ho gayi,
Hamari mohobbat unki shikayat ho gai,
sari duniya ko chahte hai wo apnana,
bus ek mere hi naam se unhe nafrat ho gai.
29)Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.
30)Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye,
Duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye
Abhi to PYAAR ki kitaab kholi hi thi
aur na jane kitne imtehaan aa gaye.
31)karoge yaad ek din is pyar k zamane ko,
chale jayenge jb hm kabhi na vapas aane ko,
karega mehfil me jb zikr hmara koi,
to tm bhi tanhayi dhundoge aasu bahane
32)Koi kyun mera intzaar karega"
"apni zindagi mere liye bekar karega"
"hum kaun se kisi ke liye khas hain"
"kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega
33)Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsat Ki trah,
Wo B BadaL Gaya Mere HaLat Ki trah,
HaaL Jite Ji Koi Puchta Nhi
Fir Maut Pe Q Ate Hai Sab Barat Ki trah..
34)Mohabbat ki hawa Jism ki dawa ban gayi,
Doori aapki meri chahatki saza ban gayi,
Kaise bhulun aapko ek pal k liye,
aapki yaad himere jeene ki vajah ban gayi.
35)Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,
hamare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,
wo bhi kehte hai yaar hum SMS kare bin reh nahi sakte.
36)Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana q chahega,
Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega,
Dikhawa hai ye mohabbat warna,
Pyar mein mit jana kyun chahega?
37)Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur
rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai,
Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai
par kisi ko bata nahi sakte.
38)True words-
Sach kha hai kisi ne ke
Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai,
Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai,
Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.
39)Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate..
40)Inteha-e-Mohabbat Wo Kya Jaane
Imtehaan Qurbat Ke Wo Kya Jaane
Jinhein Kaanton Se Bachne Ki Aadat Ho
Phoolon Ki Chahat Wo Kya Jaane
Jo Na Rakhte Ho Zameen Par Paonn
Qadmon Ki Aahat Wo Kya Jaane
Bin Mange Jise Mil Jaata Ho Sab Kuch
Kuch Paane Ki Siddat Wo Kya Jaane... 1)When you find that special someone, don't let them out of your sight 2)Don't look for the one you can live with, but wait for the one you can't live without 3)When I think of remarriage I imagine finding a woman I don't like.... and giving her my house
4)Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love 5)Your beauty overwhelms me
As I wrap my arms around you
I press your softness tight
Great passion fills my inner being
I'm captured in your embrace
Your eyes control my very soul
The touch of your lips, heaven
Forever frozen in time
All else fades into nothing 6)Love! you dealt a bitter blow –
You lay me cross the mortal plains,
Bedewed, bedimmed amongst a show
Of tearful clouds: eternal rains
To weep at my enduring foe
Of harsh reality – searing pains of
Destiny: dependable propensity
To fool myself repeatedly
That I could ever triumph over love! 7)We've been together for a while now, and I need to let you know
Just how it would make me feel inside if you ever let me go. ..."
8)"There was a time I thought I could live on my own.
But then I met the woman who has changed my opinion. . 9)Void, empty, hollow inside
My dreams have fled, my hopes have died
Existence has no reason
Life's just passing with each season
She was my life, my hope, my love
All is gone, passed by thereof
The hurt is such no one should bear
What's to life, why should I care?
I weep all night for my love gone
My heart is sick, for death I long
Mine eyes well tears for love that's lost
I'll mourn always for the great cost
But in each day Lord give me hope
Strengthen me so I may cope
Grant me wisdom to help me see
Thy great way and not just me. 10)Love is amazing
Love is baffling
Love can be an awesome thing
Love is false
Love is honest
Love can be a chauvinist
Love is pain
Love is delight
Love can be found at day or night
Love is intense
Love is gaudy
Love can be nice or naughty
Love is polite
Love is rude
Love can be misinterpreted from our childhood
Love is faithful
Love is capricious
Love can be what makes us anxious
Love is marriage
Love is divorce
Love can be a confusing force
Love is blind
Love is sighted
Love can be great when perfectly united
Love is complex
Love is simple
Love can be a great or bad example
Love is happiness
Love is infelicitous
Love can be an ever changing status 11)I wish you could see how I feel for you,
feelings for you that are, oh, so true, ... 12)I sometimes feel my heart will burst
from wanting you so much
13)Love is good
Love is bad
Love is truth
Love is bad
Love smiles
Love frown
Love is generous
Love is wicked
Love is strong
Love is week
Love is shit
Love is peace
Love is comfort
Love is stress Love is love
Love is hate
Love is a game
Love is a joke
Love is free
Love is slave
Love is fustrating
Love is addictive
Love is a punishment
Love can make you sing
Love can make you cry
Love is a blessing
Love inspires
Love hurts
Love is everything 14)O love love love love love love love
Makes me so glad baby makes me so sad
O love love love love love love love
Makes me so good baby makes me so bad
Your warm touch makes me feel like male
Your negligence burns me like hell
O love love love love love love love
What is love baby who can tell?
You can make me feel so dreamy
You can arouse envy in me
O love love love love love love love
Love can make me curse you baby! 15)Love it sees
Love it hears
Love it feels
For those in tears
Love accepts
Love it knows
Love releases
Love it flows
Love is open
Love is strong
Love’s courageous
With patience long
Love is lightness
Love is pure
Love is beauty
Love endures
Love’s compassion
Love is kind
Love’s forgiving
When life is blind
Love it dances
Love has wings
Love it soars
Love it sings
Love is tender
Love is sweet
Love with time
Becomes love deep
Love is constant
Love transcends
Love is oneness
Love never ends
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