Jab Saans Lu Tu Yaad Aaye

1)Jab jab mein leta hun saans tu yaad aati hai, Meri har ek saans me teri khushbu bas jaati hai, Kaise kahoon tere bina mein zinda hun, Kyunki har saans se pehle teri khusbu aati hai… 



2)Kuch Rishte Anjane me hi ho Jaate hain, Pehle Dil fir Zindagi se jur jaate hain, Kehte hain us Dour ko Pyaar, Jisme log Zindagi se bhi pyaare ho jaate hain… 



3)Majburiyo Ko Hum Ankho Me Chupa Lete Hai, Hum Kaha Rote Hai Halaat Rula Dete Hai, Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte Hai apko, Par ap Yad Na Karne Ka ilzam Laga Dete Hai… 



4)Mohabbat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jaati hai, Har kisi ki ankhon mein bas nami si chod jaati hai, Humne ki mohabbat to haal hua aisa, Taaron ke beech ek shaam gujarta ho jaise… 



5)Jab Kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye, Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskan ban jaaye, Pyaar kehte hain use, Jab Kisi ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye… 



6)Itne yakin se to hum keh nahi sakte, Ke hum apko yaad rakh payenge, Par itna wada jarur kar sakte he, Zindgi mein aapko kabhi bhul nahi payenge… 



7)Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara.. har dil diwana hai tumhara.. log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum.. lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara… 



8)Ap K Berukhi Ko B Rutba Diya Hum Nay, Dosti Ka Har Farz Ada Kia Hum Ne, Mat Sochiye Ga K Hum Bhula Dainge Apko, Aj Phir Ap Se Pehlay Apko Yaad Kiya Hum Nay… ` Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta, Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta, Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta, Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta. ` Log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain To Tum Jaisay 



Dost Ban Jatay Hain… ` Khuda Na Karay Apko Kabhi Gham Milay, Khushia Aur Hansi Har Dam Milay, Jab Kabhi Gham Apki Taraf Aye, Khuda Karay Rastay May Usay Hum Milay. ` Phool Khushbu K Liye Pyar Nibhane K Liye Ankhen Dil Churane K Liye Aur Yeh Sms Apko Meri Yaad Dilane K Liye… ` Har Khushi Se Khobsorat Teri Sham Kar Don Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere Naam 



Kar Don Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi Har Bar May Yeh Zindagi Tere Naam Kar Don… ` Kash Khushion Ki Dukan Hoti, Hum Ko Uski Pehchan Hoti, Khareed Letay Sari Khushian Ap K Liye, Chahay Uski Qeemat Hamari Jaan Hoti… 



9)Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki.. Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.. Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai… Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: 



TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai.. kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne, aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai… Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari. Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda, Sham ko pi subah utar 



10)Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya, Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya. ` Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi. Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi. Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi. Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan. Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi. ` In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena Shayad dost mil jayen Aap 


ko Hum se bhi ache Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena.. ` Koi door hai to koi pass hai yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai hum-tum door hain to kya hua? Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain. ` Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari, Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari, Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey, Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humri. ` Baat Baat pay jo rooth 


jatey hain, Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain, Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta, k Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain. ` Dosto” ka” To” Ana “Jana” Hai, “Par “Ye” Dost tera “Porana” Hai, “Is” Dost “Ko Kabi” Bhula” na” Dena, “Q” k” Ye Dost “Teri” Dosti” ka” Dewana” hai. 



11)Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay Tera Hans k Baaten krna Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!! No I 



Am Not Decent I Am Not Good I Am Stupid I Am Mental I Am Idiot Aisa Q sochte ho Tum? Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-) Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota. Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai. Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian: 1. Ain time pe 



apna kamina pan dikha dega. 2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga. 3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga. Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar. Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha jinka ek alag andaz 


hota ha yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha. Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge, waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge, DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari, warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge. Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati, Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati, Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai, Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati… 


12)Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad, Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad, Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai! K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……? Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai, Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai, Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi, Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai. 


Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai, Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai, Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga, Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai, Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni, Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai, Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin… Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai. Mil k bhi na mil sake, 


To juda ho kar kya alag ho payenge Mana har khushi mil sakti hai humein, Is zamane se par kye is khushi ko dil se mehsus kar payenge…… Mein ne Tume Apni wafaon ki zanjeer se Azaad kya Khudara! Ye mat puchna k Mein ne khud ko Tumhari qaid se Azaad kia ya nahi Yaqeen Jano! Mein un qediyon mein se hun Jo khulay darwazay dekh kar bhi Farar nahi hotey…!! “Kash” Sapnay Haqqiqat Hotay Me har Sapnay Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta “Kash” 


Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta “Kash” Zindgi Wafadar Hoti Me Sari Zindgi Tera Sath Nibhata “Kash” Zindgi Me Lafz “Kash” Na Hota….. Kaho, Woh dasht kaisa tha? Jidhar sub kuch luta aaye Jidhar aankhain ganwa aaye Kaha, Sailab jaisa tha, bohot chaha keh bach niklain magar sub kuch baaha aaye Kaho, Woh hijer kaisa tha? Kabhi choo ker usay dekha To tum nay kia bhala paya Kaha, Bus aag Jaisa tha. Suno! Koi bhi Roug de dena Koi bhi Naam de dena Nahi Subah sohani to Ghamo ki Shaam de dena Magr itni Guzaarish he Meri 


Taarik Raton se Tum apni Chahton ki lo, Kabhi Madham nhe krna Faqat Ehsaan ye krna Muhabbt km nhe krna. Hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe, Magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe, Wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho, Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi judai na ho.. Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain, Hum aap ko manzil samjhte hain, Bara fark hy aap k or hamare nazarye me, Aap hame Sapna or hum aap ko Apna samajhte hain. Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa? Yaqeen Kaisa? Guman Kaisa? Urooj Kaisa? Zawal Kaisa? Sawal Kaisa? Jawab Kaisa? Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain, Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa? 




13)Ek sitem hai jo piyar se mansoob kiya jata hai… Iss rah ke musafir ko maghloob kiya jata hai … Do chaar he dunya mei hum jese rahay hon ge … Huq rah pe jinhein naist-o nabood kiya jata hai … Rehta tha kabhi dil mei Muslim ke Kuda her dam… Dunya ko mager deen per mehboob kiya jata hai … Aalamgeer hai Islam or Allah – O Akber … America ko mager super manzoor kiya jata hai… Wehshat ho bari jiski to maano use dehshatgerd. .. Muslim ko is ohhde pe kiun mamoor kiya jata hai … Aalam pe huwa kerti thi Islam ki dehshat … Ulta mager ab saraa dastoor kiya jata hai … 



14)Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Â Â jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein…. Â Â Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du 



kambaqt bill bohat aata hai  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai   You r my sweet SONA I don’t want u KHONA I want a place in your heart’s KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA    Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…! Toh asli Ravan kaun?? 



15)Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil, Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil, Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai, Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil… 



16)Tamanna se nahi tanhai se darte hain, Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hain, Milne ki chahat to bahot hai par, Milne ke baad judai se darte hain… 


17)Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise , Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise, Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke, Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise… 



18)Jab Kuch sapne adhoore reh jaate hain, Tab dil ke dard aansoon bankar beh jaate hain, Jo ye kehte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain, Pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jaate hain… 



19)Kitabon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai, Baagon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai, Lekin Phoolon Se Keemti Hai Dil, Koi Nahi Kehta Ki Dil Todna Mana Hai 



20)Pyar zindgi ko sajane ke liye hai, zindgi dard badhane ke liye hai, kash koi to padh pata meri udasi ko, ye hasta hua chehra to sirf dikhane ke liye hai 


1)Kuch patharo me phul khil jate h kuch anjane b apne ban jate h Is katil dunia me kuch lasho ko kafan b nasib nahi hota To kuch lasho par Tajmahal ban jate he.. 



2)Main nahi janta mujhse khafa kon hai main ye janta hu wafa kon hai wo chali to gayi h par pata ye karna hai ki zindgi or usme bwafa kon hai 






3)If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forevr. But if you start believing that you are happy, u will be happy forever. "Wish you happiness forevr' 


4)SMS kya hai?Ek raasta hai dil ki baat batane ka,ek zaria hai yaad apni dilane ka,ek saathi hai duri ko bhulane ka,ek tarika hai rishta nibhane ka... 


5)Dosti ko pyar bankar nibhaynge ...Koshish rahegi apko nhi satayenge,Kabhi na pasand aye mera sath to bata dena,Gin bhi nhi paoge itne thappad lagayenge. 



6)Mohobbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta Duniya walon ko ikrar acha nahi lagta Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jye in saalo ko pyar sacha nhi lagta.... 



7)Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile.. Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile.. ..Tujhe Aaye Zor Se SUSUAur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile. 



8)1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya or munni badnam ho gai. 



9)Pyar k bazar mein sbse garib hu, Khawab ki duniya me ek Main hi bdnasib hu, Unke pas Mere liye waqt hi nahi,Aur log kehte hai ki Main unke sabse kareeb hu..!! 



10)Khushi itani ho ki tum dikha sako. Gum bas intna ho ki tum chhupa sako. Zindgi me kam se kam 1 dost aisa rakhna jiske liye tum gusse me bhi muskura sako. 



11)Simple music can make you sing, A simple hug can make you feel better, Simple things can make you happy. Hope my simple Hi…!!! Will make you smile 


12)A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend. Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen Girl: Who’s the first? . . . Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..! 



13)Smile For The Ones You Love A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless 



14)In our life happiness is more important than smile cause smile comes from lips but happiness comes from the heart so ALWAYS SMILE 



15)Earth’s unreal smiles make me feel that Earth is Deception Queen. Heaven’s unreal smiles make me feel that Heaven is Negligence King. My own unreal smiles make me feel that 


16)Smile, my heart, smile. ur smile means so much to me, ur smile feeds my reality within, ur smile liberates me from world-clamor and world-din. Smile, my heart, smile. Smile at least once in a while. 


17)A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn But a Smile iS Hard 2 Find Rupee Loses iTs Value Smile Increases iTs Worth I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U But Who Cares iF I Won uR Smile ;-> 



18)U Maybe Tired of many greetings like Hi Hello Gud Morning Gud Noon Hav A nice day and so on . . . Now here’s my simple fresh line Can U smile 4 me once.:-) 


19)Hey Genius Yes You You Are Smiling Because I Called you Genius Aah! Sometimes We Need to Lie Just to See Your Sweet Smile… Keep Smiling 




20)There is Always a Reason for Everything A Reason to Live A Reason to Die A Reason to Cry But If you cant Find a Reason to Smile. Then Can I be the Reason for a While? Smile is a bird Who flies from face to face May your lips give it a better nest So that? It may stay there Forever and Ever Keep Smiling! 



21)Khushi itani ho ki tum dikha sako. Gum bas intna ho ki tum chhupa sako. Zindgi me kam se kam 1 dost aisa rakhna jiske liye tum gusse me bhi muskura sako. 



22)kuch pal ki Hai Zindagi hmari Khush Rehna, Dil Ho jo uddas, To humse Kehna, Hum har ek Rishta Nibhayenge aapse,Bus aap Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna... 



23)Toote khwaabo ki tasveer kab poori hoti hai,chand taaro k beech bhi doori hoti hai .dena to hume khuda sab chahta hai ,par uski b shayad kuch majboori hoti hai 



24)Dil ki jrurat jaan ko hoti h, taaron ki jarurat aasman ko hoti h, Humari tamanna h salamat rahe aap, kyunki sache dost ki jarurat har insaan ko hoti h. 


25)Woh yaro ki mehfil, Woh muskarate pal, Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,Kabhi zindgi guzrti thi hasne hasaane me,Aaj waqt guzarta hai unhi yado ko jutane me.. 



26)in duriyon ko judai mat kehna in khamoshiyon ko narazgi mat kehna har haal me sath denge hum aapka zindagi sath na de to bewafa mat kehna 


28)AADMI MOBILE Hota He BIWI SIM CARD Hoti He DONO MILE To RECHARGE Hota He LADKA Hua To INCOMING Aur LADKI Hui To OUTGOING Kuchh Na Hua To .? ..? ..MISsd call. 


29)Jindgi me barabar mukam aaye, tum hmare hum tumhare kaam aaye, Bus itni si dua hai rub se ki__ Agle janm bhi aapke dosto me humaara naam aaye. 


30)Kyon hame kisi ki talash hoti hai,kyon dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,jabki chandni se uski roj mulakat hoti hai.. gud..NI 


31)Dur hoke bhi hmse wasta rkhna Mulakat na sahi par baato ka silsila rkna. Chumo Aasma ko aap ye meri tamnna h Par hm tak wapas loutne ka Rasta rkhna. 


32)Don’t b Happy 4 a Specific Reason. B’coz that Happiness will b End when the Reason ends. Try to B Happy without any Reason & U will b Happy Forever. Keep Smiling 


33)U r never fully DRESSED without a smile” (Martin Charnin) . “Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD” (Charles Reade) . “People seldom notice OLD clothes if u wear a BIG smile” (Lee Mildon) . “A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change ur LOOKS” (Charles Gordy) 



34)Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that? It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Wonderful Combination in this World.. Heart & beats Night & Moon Music & Songs Roses & Love My costly SMS & ur totally free SMILE! 



35)Don not go for looks, they can deceive. Don not go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile b’coz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright. 1)Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. 


2)A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same. 



3)An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. 



4)Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. 



5)Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. 



6)When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. 


7)A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity. 


8)In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.  


9)A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. 



10)One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. 



11)A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.  


12)A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. 



13)I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. 


14)True friends stab you in the front. 



15)Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. 



16)Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. 



17)A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures 
boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably. 



18)Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends. 



19)Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. 


20)A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.  



21)A friend to all is a friend to none. 



22)The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares. 


23)A friend to all is a friend to none. 



24)Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. 25)It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. 



26)But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine. 



27)Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. 



28)In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. 



29)Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.  



30)Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. 


31)I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun. 



32)A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away 



33)A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. 



34)Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. 



35)Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? 



36)Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. 



37)I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. 


38)Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. 


39)When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character. 


40)The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity. 



41)There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. 


42)Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer. 



43)It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, Can never know what true friendship means. 



44)Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. 



45)A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. 


1)Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine ur friendship & lucky to be mine 


2)A cute boy asks a fallen rose: Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked? Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that i am the reason for someones smile. 



3)Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam 
galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!! 



4)1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya 
chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! 


5)A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi. 


6)5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. 



7)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa. 


8)Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu. 


9)Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha 
ho wahi karna! 


10)A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!” 


11)Cutest Proposal by A Boy Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it? Girl: Yeah Boy: That is my life without you. 12)2 Judwa Bachche.. 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha.. 2nd Udaas tha. Dad: 


Tum 
itna kyun Hans rahe ho. Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha 


13)Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: soooo sweet Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun? Miss: wo kyun? Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain Miss: kya Bakwas hai? Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye… Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain. 


14)Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge? Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein? Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ?? Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy, Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te, Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke. 


15)Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok? lets start with addition. Example Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream Whats ur answer? 


16)Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!! 


17)A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother? 


18)Cute son Son: mom, who is girlfriend? Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one. Son: if i didn’t become good? Dad: then you will have many. 


19)Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi. Main ROZ darr Jaata hu 


20)Kids Love Letter Dear Pinky, Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai, Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun.. Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna. Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki 


tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai. Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena. 


21)Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!! Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu. Pinki- Kaise!! Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.. 


22)Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll 


23)Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!! 


24)22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai. 


25)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 


26)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 


27)A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl: Boy: your name seems to be very small, So, Can i add my name with ur name! 


28)Ultimate Kaliyug: 1st Standard Boy:- Can I kiss Your Hand? 1st Standard Girl:- Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!! 



29)Cute Lines: Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz You can easily Smile at anybody but Cant Cry without True Feelings!! 



30)Heights of Racism !! ? A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says, ? ? “Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p

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