My Punjabi Love

1)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.



2)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! 


3)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda... 


4)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi... 


5)Asi ishq kisse naal nhi karde haa, saanu te yaran de naal hi baharaan ne, Sacha ishq taan koi kardaa ni, dagabaaj saarian mutiyaran ne, Heer jehi koi mildi ni, saariyan sahiban vargiyan gadaraan ne... 


6)muje wo pal pal achi lagti hai , magar kuch pal k liya , us pal ka intzar raha muje har pal, magar wo pal bhi aaya kuch pal ka liya... 


7)Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De, Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De, Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan, Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne… 


8)k vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 


9)Tenu chahde han pagalpan di hadh tak. Akhirle saah tak chahde rwa ge.. Chahe chuk lwe Rab aj raat nu mainu. Fir vi tera naam bulla te jap de rwa ge... 


10)Assi tere hi khyala vich rehndeya khoye-2 akkhan de khuliyan fir bhi lagde soye-2 club vich aye tennu vekh mera dil kare Oye Hoye Oye Hoye Oye Hoye Oye Hoye... 


11)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 


12)Har Gall Teri Sirr Mathey Laayi Di Si, Par Tu Kade Mere Pyaar Nu Samjheya Hi Nahi, Ajj Vi Ehna Aakhian Nu Rehnda Intezaar Tera, Par Mere Dil Nu Pata Tu Hun Mudke Nahi aauna … 


13)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi, 


14)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 


15)kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne…. jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne… ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal” jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne….. 


16)Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main chaped maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to.. 


17)Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are? Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar. 


18)Assi b smart, Tussi b smart, Sadda nature b cool, Twada nature b cool, Assi b cute, Tussi b cute, Bas1 chota sa farak h Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf. 


19)Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da, Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da, bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan lang jawe, sari umar guzara kaun kare 


20)Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye, Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye, Kisi di yaad chakhian ron tan ki kariye, Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam, Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye 


21)Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo Don't be so angry you will find me there too, Not in the cage but laughing at you. 


22)Ik Sarabi shohar Apni bv Nu Phone Karda Hai, shohar: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda, bv: Kyo? shohar: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne, Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai, shohar: Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa, bv: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C, shohar:O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C… 


23)All flowerz don't represent Luv but.. Rose did it. All birds can't speak but.. Parrot did it. All monkeys can't read posts but.. U did it. Welldone 


24)Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. Sardar:tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss caLL 


25)Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness 


26)Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salam Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro 


27)Je Main Duawan Vich Tere, Tan Tere Sahwan Vich Kyu Nahi, Agar Main Rahwan Vich Tere, Tan Terian Baahwan Vich Kyu Nahi  

28)Bin Mange Jihnu Sab Kuj Mile, Oh Ki Jaane Kadar Kihnu Kehnde Ne, Nakk Ragad Ke Mangde Jo Nitt Rabb Kolo, Ohnu Pucho Sabar Kihnu Kehnde Ne 


29)Afsos Ki Is Dunia Vich Kuj Galian Aisian Bhi Ne, Jithe Bache Tan Rehnde Ne, Par Bachpan Nahi Rehnda 


30)Oh Has Ke Kehndi Tu Ohi Jhalla E, . . . . . . . Us Din Bhi Ikalla C Ajj Bhi Ikalla E 31)Jis Insaan Ne Apni Soch Hi Aaurat De Jism Tak Rakhi Hai, Oh Insaan Pyar Di Bhasha Nu Kadi Samjh Nahi Sakda 


32)Munda Ik Ajehi Shaeh Da Naam Aa, Jehda Bhaidi Jehi Kudi Nu Bhi Katrina Kaif Hon Da Ehsas Karwa Dindi Aa 


33)Veer Hunde Ne Sahara Sda Bhaina Da, Bhaina Nu Maan Veeran De Hunde, Bhain Bhra Da Rishta Dunia Da Sab To Haseen Rishta, Veer Hamesha Bhaina De Dil De Kareeb Hunde 


34)Je Jatti Tareef Karn Te Aagi, Thank You Thank You Kehda Thak Je Ga, Je Twa Laun Te Aagi, 2 Minta Ch Mach Je Ga Related Posts 


35)College Main Bhi Ghat Janda Hun, Lecture Vich Oh Bhi Nahi Hun Wad Di, Pind Ohde Gedi Main Bhi Ni Marda Te Ghar To Bahar Hun Oh Bhi Nahi Khad Di 



36)Kujh GaLLan Rishte Jod Dindiya ne, Kujh GaLLan Rishte Tood Dindiya ne.. Nahi tood sakda insaan.. Yaada de JaaL nu, par Yaada jaroor insaan nu tood 


37)Jee Kare tere kol aawan, Tere kol aake ruk jawan, Na batithan na bulawan, bua akh teri vich Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!! 


38)Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita, Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita, Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…! 


39)Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya, Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne, Par milde jad asin har janam de vich, Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne… 


40)Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya, Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya, Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main, Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main… 


41)teri yaad vich raat kattey saari saari, chain vi taitho vaareya neendar haari tu hi ik sohna ithe, tu hi ik rehna chete, naina de vich rakh ke tenu chann de barabar tol da..!!R!! 


42)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke 


43)Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya, Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne, Par milde jad asin har janam de vich, Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne… 


44)Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya, Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya, Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main, Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main… 


45)Loki ishq paey karde ne.. Assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe, Loki yaar laben nu firde ne, Assi labhia yaar gava baithe…. 


46)na koi kise ton door hunda aa... na koi kise de kareeb hunda aa... zindgi khud hi nazdeek liya dindi aa... jad koi kise de nseeb ch hunda aa 


47)Aa sajjna ajj katheyaan hi meeh wich bhijjiye Aa sajjna ajj katheyaan hi meeh wich bhijjiye ...ho ho ho ho Koi meeh diyaan kaniyaan ne Ajj eh fizazwaan menu eyo laggda ke tere mere layi hi baniyaan ne Ajj eh fizazwaan menu eyo laggda ke tere mere layi hi baniyaan ne 


48)Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari 


49)Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi, Kade kade milya vi kar yaara, Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. 


50)Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! =================================




1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,  




2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 



3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 



4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere 
Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 



5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..! 



6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. 


7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 



8)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 


9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 


10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai 


11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! 



12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 


13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra..... 


14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 



15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 


16)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad 
pai...!! 



17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 



18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 



19)Hpunjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

 
20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad 



21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 



22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 



23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 


24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 



25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 


26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava 
naal bach jaave.. 


27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 



28)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 


29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER… 



30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori 



31)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te.. 


32)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 


33)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 



35)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 



36)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne. 



37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi 
Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 


38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr..... 



39)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 



40)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 



41)duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research ki or is nateeje pe pahunche ki ? ? ? msg karn nal jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro 



42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,,

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