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hi dosto mera naam Amit sharma  hai, waise guys mere kai nam hai kyoki mai apni mom-dad ki eklouty santan hu so pyar se sabhi mujhe apni pasand k namo se bulate hai. For e.g. Shivin,Sahil, Shaurya,Ansh etc. Aur mere dad ek sarkari inter collage ke principal hai, mai Kanpur,Kakadeo se IIT-JEE ki prepration karta hu, so frnds ye to tha mera highlighted introduction, ab wapas kahani pe ate hai, mai class 7th tak ki education puri karne k bad class 8th me maine ek dusre collage me admission lia,wo hamari area ka famous collage tha aur aj bhi hai, frnds mai ek average student “tha” so entrance to clear kar lia bt mere marks poor the n candidate vi jyada the bt mere dad ki high reputation ki wajah se mujhe admin kar lia gaya, to ab maine ek anjan jagah pe anjan logo k bich apni educ. Start ki, dosto us collage me class 8th k 3 section the- A,B AND C, mai section B me tha jisme mere jaise hi faltu, awara the, shayad wo section hi ham jaiso k lie banaya gaya tha, frnds hamare section ki girls vi waisi hi thi, even mai ek jyada fast to nai bt average jarur tha so apne section me maine jaldi hi leader ban gaya, frnds only 3 months me teacher’s hall me meri charcha hone lagi ki section “BAKWAS-( B )” me koi naya boy aya hai etc. Guys ab ap log soch rahe honge ki ab tak to ladki ka namonishan nai hai, viswas karo dosto merilove story me apko ACTION, COMEDY, SUSPANCE sab milega, kyoki “tufan jitna dhire dhire aega dangour bhi utna hi hota hai.” to dosto ab collage me sab mujhe jante the lekin izzat koi nai karta tha,(only mere frnds ko chhodkar), wo is lie ki mujhe padhai me koi interest nai tha (bt dosto mera ek record vi hai, awara hote hue bhi maine ek vi class bunk nai ki thi) to mai back banchers ki tarah masti kia karta tha kyoki mai sochta tha ki study karke kya milega dad to hai hi. To guys jaisa ki ap log padh chuke hai ki sab log mujhe jante the par izzat koi nai karta tha to wo log izzat kiski karte the. Dosto ab apka aur mera intjar khatm hota kyoki ab yaha entry hoti us ladki ki jisne na sirf mujhe balki meri puri life badal di. Dosto us ladki ka nam tha “SWAPNIL”, halanki frnds maine 8th me kai bar uska nam suna tha( kewal suna tha, dekha nai tha) ki Swapnil aisi hai, swapnil waisi hai. Dosto sach kahu to mujhe jalan hoti thi isnam se aur shayad yahi ek rison vi hai use na dekhne ka. To frnds ab tak mai use kewal by name janta tha, by face nai kyoki wo thi to mere hi class me bt uska section-”AMAZING ( A ) me thi. Mai apne collage ki ek specielity batau wo ye ki hamne class 8th k tino section ka nam fix kar dia tha, jaise- section-’A'MAZING ( A ) coz is section k savi student amazing the, section-’B'AKWAS ( B ) jo mera section tha coz iske savi student bakwas the, n at last section- ‘C’UTEIS ( C ) coz is section ki girls very cute-cute thi. Wapas story per ate hai, to dosto al during class 8th mai use kewal by nam janta tha, ab dosto class 8th k anual exam hue n results me to ap log khud meri condition ka andaja laga sakte hai, watever class 9th k lie fir se usi collage me entrance dena pada aur jaise taise admissiom bhi ho gaya (shayad dad ki wajah se,) frnds, class 9th me maine “SCIENCE” stream select ki thi n 9th me science ka ek hi section tha jisme near about 300 students, 67 girls n baki k boys the jinme mai vi tha. 9th k class start hone ke 1 week k bad mai 1st time collage gaya tha, rit time pata na hone par mai shayad thoda pahle pahunch gaya tha jo ki mere rules k against tha. So i went on the top floor’s roof n walking there, tavi maine do boys ko bate karte hue suna ki swapnil room no. 23 me study kr rhi hai aur wo bhi akele chalo masti karte hai. Maine unki bate suni bt kuch nai kaha coz mai to pahle se usse jalta tha, tabi mera 1 frnd aa gaya aur bate karne lage, after sum time ham log nichhe chale aa gae, mera frnds toilet ko chala gaya so mai apni class me chala gaya, mai akele bor ho gaya aur bahar jane laga, jaise hi mai classroom k paas pahuncha tavi ek ladki bhagti hui ai aur hm dono takara gae. Dosto agar ap logo ko ye sari bate filmy lag rahi ho to guys mohabbat ki kasam mai jhuth nai bol raha hu. Dosto hm dono takrae aur dono gir gae,us ladki ne MATHMATICS ki book, a notbook n a blackpen without cap lie hua thi, uske sare saman gir gae. Dosto sach bata raha hu wo seen aj vi mujhe yaad hai. Uske thode blacky n thode browny bal,wo kali ankhe aur unpe HARRY POTTER wala chasma, gora rang, slaty colour ki sameej aur white colour ki salwar, pairo me tuta hua hawai chappal. Dosto, wo shayad mujhse kuch kah rhi thi aur mai ab vi wahi jameen pe gira hua use ektak dekh rhj tha. Story Will continou further………… Dosto ye thi meri us ladki se pahli mulaqat. Shesh part agle bhag me, mai ekbar fir kahta hu meri kahani ekdam real hai aur iske gawah mere sare close frnds hai. I’ll be back in next part. mere kuch readers is bat se dist. Hai ki 7th k bad mujhe coll. Me admis. Kaise mil gya, are mere mahan desh k mahan premio mera matlab graduation wala coll. Nai balki inter coll. hai. yar 7th k bad 8th me dusre schl me ja skte hai na,wahi bat bs maine schl ko coll. Kah dia aur ap logo fake, fake chillane lge.YAR fake nai hai kyoki 1 sachha ashiq kavi ashiqi se majak nai karta.fir vi agar ap logo ko lagta hai to I DON’T CARE,COZ IT’S REAL. To dosto wapas kahani pe ata hu, Mai ab vi whi niche gira tha aur wo mujhse kuch kah rhi thi,tbi usne apna left hand notbook pe pita,tb mera dhyan tuta,usne kha-”Andhe ho kya,dekh ke chalna nhi ata.” I-”hello mr. Intellijent,mai andar tha mujhe kya pta ki bahar kaun hai” wo boli-”mai tum jaiso k muh nhi lagna chahti” kahker chali gyi mai vi chala gya, preyer k bad attend. K waqt jb wo khadi hui to maine apne dost ko dikhya ki isi se subah takkar khai thi maine,wo surprise me bola-” abe tune is ladki ko takkar mari, ab to tera band bajega bete.” mai-”kyo…? Kya wo kisi don ki beti hai..” dost-”abe pagle yhi to hai ‘INTELLIGENCY N SIMPLICTY’ ka dengourus combination ‘SWAPNIL YADAV”.maine man me hi kha to yhi hai the 1 n only 1 mrs. SWAPNIL,attend. Khatm hone wali thi tbi wo uthi aur boli-”sir, us ladke ne subah mujhe jan se takkar mari,” sir ne gusse me kha-”who is dat dog..”usne meri tarf ishara kia aur isse pahle ki mai apni safai me kuchh kah pata sir ne mujhe bahar kar dia aur princ. K pas le gye,princ. Ne warn karke chhod dia,ab mai bahut gusse me tha maine jb uski tarf dekha to wo niche muh kie hue thi,dosto wo hamesha leave hone k bad sbse last me jati thi( girls k sath )ab leave me maine uska hath pakad kar khinch lia aur kaha-”wat d hell u think urself”,ab dosto aplogo se kya chhupana,usne mere daye gaal pe 1 jordar thappad mara( wo to shukra tha ki mere ki frnd ne nhi dekha ) ab maine vi apna hath tan lia bt tavi meri nazar uski un kali kali ankho pe gyi jo chasme k andar se mujhe bekhauf dekh rhi thi,mera hath ruk gya wo boli-”ruk kyu gae, maro mujhe” mai-”god ne tum jaiso k lie hi is shikhar ko paida kia hai”aur apna hath divar pe mar chala gya, dusre din sir clas ko rearrange kr rhe the coz students bahut the to sari banchs mere ane k pahle hi ful ho gai yha tk ki boys ne to banchs k samne table lga lia bs bench no. 15 k samne 1 gap tha coz banch no. 15 pe ekdam boys side pe swapnil thi so koi wha nai baith pata tha bt mujhe baithna pada coz clas me koi jagah nai thi,ab mere n uske bich only 2 kadam ka antar tha bt hm 1dusre ki shakal tk dekhna pasand nai karte the, 1 din jb mai coll. Late gya to mere frnd ne sad hokar kaha-”yaar shikhar…,tujhe teacher’s hall me bulaya gya hai”.maine apna bag class me rakha aur hall me gya wha meri clas k do aur the wo dono whi the jo us din chhat pe swapnil ko pareshan karne ki bat kah rhe the,kul 15-16 stu. Honge. Maine man me kaha-”lagta hai aj to coll. Late ane walo ki khair nai,aj to pakka band bajega.”tavi swapnil vi apni frnds k sath ati dikhai di maine fir kha yaar aj suraj apna rasta kaise bhatak gya,khair,ab wo aker hm logo k samne khadi ho gai aur meri taraf dekhne lgi tbi sir muh me pan dabate hue aye aur kaha-” swapnil beti,inme se kaun tha nidar hokar batao..”ab usne bina kisi ko dekhe meri tarf ishara kr dia,ab sir ne mera collar pakad kar itne jor se khincha ki mai girte girte bacha,lekin dosto mujhe ye nhi pta tha ki maine usko kya kia balki usne hi mujhe thappad mara lekin dosto mujhe gadhe ki tarah pita gya bt mujhe ab vi ye pta nai ki akhir kis galti ki itni strict saza milig,is bar vi mujhe gussa aya,maine class me ghuste hi uski tarf dekha lekin wo aj vi us din ki tarah niche hi dekh rhi thi, ab to hamari nafrate aur badh gai, 1 din last perioud me jb sir notes likhwa rhe the to swapnil ko whi dono uski pichhe wali desk pe baith kar tang kr rhe the aur ant me swapnil ne tang akar kah dia ki sir ye log mujhe dist. Kar rhe hai.sir ne socha wo mai hu,ab sir ne mujhe fir danta lekin wo chup rhi,is barto mera gussa ekdam bekabu ho chuka tha,leave hone k bad maine fir use khincha aur use bina kuchh kahe marne wala tha,lekin isbar wo nichhe dekh rhi thi,maine kaha-” hey u bloody girl, meri taraf dekho.” wo ab vi nichhe dekh rhi thi maine fir jor se kaha-”upar dekho” ab usne dhire dhire apna chehra meri taraf kia aur meri nazar fir uske chasme ko par karte hue uski unhi ankho pe gai lekin ye kya unme nidarta ki jagah ansu… WO RO RAHI THI LEKIN KYO………… ======================================= 1)Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Aazmati Hai, Kisi Se Rooth Jaati Hai Par Kisi Pe Muskurati Hai, Mohabbat Khel Hi Aisa Hai, Kisi Ka kuch nahi Jaata Kisi Ka Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai… 

2)Mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai, Gham chupakar muskurana padta hai, kabhi unke hum bhi the dost, Aaj kal unhe yaad dilana padta hai… 

3)Usse keh do mujhe satana chod de Dusaro k sath rehkar, har pal mujhe jalana chod de Ya to karde inkar, ki mujhse mohobbat nahi Ya guzarte huye dekh mujhe 

4)Woh kehke chale itni mulakat bahut hai Maine kaha ruk jao abhi raat bahut hai Aasoon mere tham jaye to phir shauk se jana Aise me kahan jaoge barsaat bahut hai.. 

5)Yaad rukti nahi rok paane se. Dil maanta nahi kisi k smjhane se. Ruk jati hai dhadkene aapko bhool jane se. Isliye aapko yaad karte hai zine k bhane se.. 

6)Chah kar bhi use apna na bana sake, Ishq kar k bhi unhe ye jata na sake. Dil tha hamara koi kagaz ka tukda nahi, isliye cheer kar kabhi bhi dikha na sake… 

7)Chaho to dil se humko mita dena, chaho to humko bhula dena, par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad humari, Rona mat sirf muskura dena… 

8)kabhi khamoshi bhi kuchh kah jati hai tadapane ke liye to bas yadein rah jati hai kya fark padta hai dil ho ya koyla jalne ke bad to sirf rakh rah jati hai 

9)Pyar Karke Jatae Ye Zaruri To Nahi, Yad Karke Koi Batae Ye Zaruri To Nahi, Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansu Aye Ye Zaruri To Nahi… 

10)Bankar lafz hum kitabo me milenge mehak hum gulabo me milenge wada karte hai jab karoge kabhi yad hame pani ki bund bankar hum apki ankho me milenge 

11)DUR RAHKAR AAPKO MIS KIYA HUMNE AAPE LIYE GOD SE WISH KIYA HUMNE CHUPKE SE AAPKI YAD CHALI AAYI TO BADE PYAR SE APKO DISTURB KIYA HUMNE 

12)KHUSHI JAB HATH ME HOTI HAI TO CHHOTI LAGTI HAI ISE EK PAL ME CHHODKAR DEKHO PTA LAG JAYEGA KE KITNI BADI AUR KHAS HOTI HAI 

13)AAPLYA SAWLI PASUN AAPANACH SHIKAWE KADHI LHAN TAR KADHI MOTHE HOUN JGAWE SHEWATI KAY GHEUN JANAR AYUSHYAT MHANUN MAITRICHE ROPTE JIWAN BHAR JPAWE 

14)WHEN YOU DEVELOPE THE ABILITY TO LISEN ANYTHING WITHOUT LOOSING UR TEMPER OR SELF CONFIDENCE TI MEANS YOU HAVE BECOME..... 

15)HAR KHUSHI "KHUSHI"MANGE AAPSE ZINDAGI ZINDA DILI MANGE AAPSE UJALA HO MUKKADDAR ME AAPKE ITNA KE CHAND BHI ROSHNI MANGE AAPSE 

16)NA MANGI DUA NA KOI GUJARISH KI NA KOI FARIYAD NA KOI NUMAISH KI JAB BHI ZUKA SIR SAJDE ME KHUDA KE BAS APKI KHUSHI KI KHWAISH KI 

17)na milne ki khushi na judai ka gam na udas na tanha hai hum kaise kahe kaise hai hum bas itna samaz lijiye apke bina akele hai hum 

18)Tum dur ho magar ye ahsas hota hai koi hai jo har pal dil ke pas hota hai yad to sabki aati hai magar tumhari yad ka andaz kuchhkhas hota hai 

19)patte gir sakte hai ped nahi suraj dub sakta hai asman nahi hum dur ho sakte hai hmari dosti nahi tumhare sms band ho sakte hai hmare nahi 

20)Bankar lafz hum kitabo me milenge mehak hum gulabo me milenge wada karte hai jab karoge kabhi yad hame pani ki bund bankar hum apki ankho me milenge 

21)Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain..., Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain...; Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho..., Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain..!!! 

22)Zindagi to jaise ek saza si ho gyi.. Gum ke sagar me iss kadar kho gyi.. Tum aa jao wapis yeh GUZARISH hai meri.. Shayad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gyi.... 

23)Wo humara imtihan kya lagi. Milege nazro se nazar to, Apni nazre jhuka legee, Use meri kabra par deeya jalane ko mat kahna, Wo nadan hai dosto apna hath jala legi… 

24)Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen.. Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say… Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye.. 

25)Dil par kisi ka jor nahi hota, Dil ki awaajo se sor nahi hota, Iske khone ka gum kare bhi to kaise, Kyunki dil churane wala bhi chor nahi hota... Dil par kisi ka jor nahi hota, Dil ki awaajo se sor nahi hota, Iske khone ka gum kare bhi to kaise, Kyunki dil churane wala bhi chor nahi hota... 

26)Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko Khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai… 

27)Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai, kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai, Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai… 

28)muje wo pal pal achi lagti hai , magar kuch pal k liya , us pal ka intzar raha muje har pal, magar wo pal bhi aaya kuch pal ka liya... 

29)Ik vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 

30)Har Gall Teri Sirr Mathey Laayi Di Si, Par Tu Kade Mere Pyaar Nu Samjheya Hi Nahi, Ajj Vi Ehna Aakhian Nu Rehnda Intezaar Tera, Par Mere Dil Nu Pata Tu Hun Mudke Nahi aauna … 

31)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! 

32)muje wo pal pal achi lagti hai , magar kuch pal k liya , us pal ka intzar raha muje har pal, magar wo pal bhi aaya kuch pal ka liya 

33)k vaari ohde takk jana jarur ae, Main zindagi da ulahmba lahuna jarur ae, Umeed ta ni mainu unjh sochya jarur ae, Ik vaari OhNu pauna jarur ae, Ohe kabil ho sake aukaat mei, Aina k naam ta kamauna jarur ae, Bass ikko hasrat ae meri gal laa k apne, Ik vaar Ohnu Ravauna jarur ae… 

34)kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne…. jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne… ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal” jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne….. 

35)Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae, Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 

36)Assi b smart, Tussi b smart, Sadda nature b cool, Twada nature b cool, Assi b cute, Tussi b cute, Bas1 chota sa farak h Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf. 

37)American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country japanese says,Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi, Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai 

38)T-Series Presents Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala pesh karde ne … Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album “DARD DEGREE DE” Tracklist: 1. Naukari 1500 wali 2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song) 3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro 4. Saanu mann Student hon da 5. Internal rok layi yaaran di 6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta, 7. DEGREE 6 saalan di 8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song) 9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version) 

39)Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaaz mein khush raho, Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho, Beeta hua kal jaa chuka hai uski meethi yaad mein khush raho, Aane waale kal ka pata nahi to sapno mein hi khush raho. 

40)Agar milega waqt to batayenge unko, Unke diye zakhm bhi dikhayenge unko, Unki yeh bhi tamanna karenge poori ek din, Jab niklegi aakhri saans bhool jayenge unko. 

41)Aao apni chahatein nilaam kar de, Pyaar ka sauda bhi sar-e-aam kar de, Tum apne dukh humare naam kar do, Hum apni khushiyan tumhare naam kar de. 

42)Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai, Sab raaz nahi bataane waale, Kabhi tanhaiyon mein aa kar dekhna, Kaise rote hai sabko hasaane waale.. 

43)Mahal teri umeed ka dhahne nahi diya, Gum zdaa hu main kisi ko kahne nahi diya, Nao ho yakin to puchlo in aanhko se, Ek aansu bhi in aankho se bahne nahi diya… 

44)Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai, Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai, Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati, Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai 

45)Kisi se pyar itna karna ki hadh na ho, Par etbaar bhi itna rakhna ki shak na ho, Wafa itni ho ki kabhi bewafai na ho, Aur dua itni karna ki kabki judayi na ho... 

46)Maine maut se kaha ki tu thode din tal jaa, Maut ne kaha teri kisi ko jarurat nahi tu chala aa, Maine kaha koi hai jo sirf mere liye jeeta hai, Maut ne kaha isliye tu roz pani ki jagah aansu peeta hai... 

47)Kisi se pyar itna karna ki hadh na ho, Par etbaar bhi itna rakhna ki shak na ho, Wafa itni ho ki kabhi bewafai na ho, Aur dua itni karna ki kabki judayi na ho... 

48)Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti, Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti, Unse door hone ka asar hai warna, Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti… 

49)Jab dil tut ta hai toh aawaz nahi aati, Muhabbat har kis ko raas nahi aati, Ye to apni apni baat hai yaaro koi kisiko bhula nahi pata, Aur kisi kisi ko yaad nahi aata 

50)Jab dil tut ta hai toh aawaz nahi aati, Muhabbat har kis ko raas nahi aati, Ye to apni apni baat hai yaaro koi kisiko bhula nahi pata, Aur kisi kisi ko yaad nahi aata

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