Mitha Intazar Hai Pyar Mein

1)Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari 

2)Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi, Kade kade milya vi kar yaara, Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. 

3)Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. 

 4)Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai 

5)Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon  

6)Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena 

7)Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal, Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke, Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke 

8)Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY 

9)Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya 

10)Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne 

11)Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot", Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot 

12)Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai 

13)Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae. 

14)Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan 

15)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. 

16)Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne 

17)Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta 

18)Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke". 

19)Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." 

20)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more 

21)Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de 

22)Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi 

23)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa.. 

24)Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi 

25)Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde. 

26)Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie. 

27)Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta. 

28)Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si 

29)Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.. 

30)We have very nice and decent good morning sms messages & good morning quote sms collection here. Pick a message you like most and text it to your friends for greeting / wishing them to have a beautiful good morning & the whole day. 

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1)When you feel that Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart... Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend, Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. ! May You Reach More Milestone, 


2)Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body.... 'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can... Now Breath... I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air 

 3)Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too. 



4)"Tears of EYES are Valuable" "Speech of LIPS are Powerful" "Heart With LOVE is Beautiful" "Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderfull 

5)To have a lovely life; Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends, Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares, 

6)Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever found you. I'm a genius 

7)Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror 

8)Somone asked me for how long i will like u.....i remained silent b'coz i didnt know-which one is longer,"always"or"forever 

9)not everything dat counts is counted and not evrything dat counted count.i didn't count how many times i thought of u, but what counts is dat i did 

10)When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here 

11)If They Miss You, They’ll Call You. If They Want You, They’ll Tell You. ‘n If They Care, They’ll Show You. If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time Because You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs".. 

12)Awesome Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I 'm not an OPTION".. ! 

13)If you think someone yours then keep themnear to your heart and make them feel So, If you don't make them feel So.... Then world would teach themto live without you 

14)It is said that, When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that.. The slide show begins..!! 

15)'The first person who teach you The Meaning of the word ''Love'‘ will also be the first person who Teaches you the Meaning of the word ''Pain''. 

16)Why do tears Come Rushing When you are ignored by Someone you Love? Because Its the only Way How your eyes speak When your mouth can't explain How much you need them in your life.. 

17)Kaise kahe ki aap kitni khubsurat hai, Kaise kahe ki hum aap pe marte hai, Ye to sirf mera dil hi janta hai, Ki hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai 

18)Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai, Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai, Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao, Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai, Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao, Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai. 

19)Jo Jitna Dur Hota Hai Nazaro Se, Utna Hi Wo Dil Ke Paas Hota Hai, Muskil Se Bhi Jiski Ek Jalak Dekhne Ko Na Mile, Wahi Zindgi Me Sabse Khaas Hota Hai… :) 

20)Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi, Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi, Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko, Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi… 

21)Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho 

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1)If there was a shop of happiness And If I knew about it I would buy every happiness for you Even if my life be the price of it..! Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..! 

2)Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can‘t control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. 

3) I‘m lost in your dreams, during the days, and coz of that ,i can‘t feel the sun‘s rays, I‘m lost in your dreams, even at night, and coz of that ,i can‘t see the moon light, I‘m lost in your dreams, for months together, and coz of that, i can‘t feel the changing weather, So dear now i can‘t leave you coz, Without U my life is “Blue“,. 

4)A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me 

5)Even though We don’t get to be with each other As much as we’d like… I wanted to let you know In the morning… in the night… U are on my mind… 24 x 7 

6)“Life isn’t counted by the number of breaths you take, it’s counted by the number of times your breath is taken away” You’re breathtaking 

7)Arkmidiz Love Low:- Jab koi ladka or larki love karte hai To ladka ke padhayi me ek kami aati hai Jo us ladki ke dawara diye gaye pyar ke equal hota hai 

8)kisi se Pyar karna utna hi aasan hai, jitna mitti se mitti par mitti likhna, Par kisi k pyar ko nibhana utna hi mushkil hai, Jitna paani se paani par Paani Likhna.. 

9) Pyar - ek mahak hai, anant sagar hai, jeevan ka anand hai, kyon ise din ke bandhan me bandhe? yeh to ahasas hai, us hava ki tarah , jo jab chaye jahan chahe bahti hai , aur sabko jeevan deti hai.

10)I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you!! 

11)Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young 

12)My heart 2 u is givn Oh, do gve urs 2 me V'l lock thm up 2gthr & throw away d key 

13)A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You r such a lady 2 me 

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1)bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai, haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo, mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai. 

2)dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai, waise to jaam hain hazaron, par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai 

3)jab koi itna khas ban jaye, Uske bare main hi sochna ehsas ban jaye toh mang lena khuda se use jindagi k liye isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki sans ban jaye. 

4)Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge Dur jao kitna b bula lenge Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi K naam likh kar usse mita denge 



5)Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon, Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon, Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho, Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon, Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho, Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon... 

6)tod do kasam agar khayi hai, kabhi yaad kar lene mein kya burai hai, yaad unko kiye bina reh bhi to nahi pate, dil mein jagah jo unhone kuch aisi banai hai 

7)Tere hath ki kash main wo lakeer ban jaun Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jau Main tujhe itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rista Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun Tu aankhain band kare to aaun main hi nazzar Is tara main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jau 

8)A boy saw his g.f sitting hands in hands wid anothr boy. He cam home n msg hs gf “I saw ur duplicate in d cofe shop 2day” Luv n trust hv no Limits!! 

9)A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror The gal asked, “What do u c?” The boy smiled and said, “The rest of my life 

10)BOY- I want to end our relationship..I am going to return you everything you gave me…! GIRL-ok then let’s start with love… 

11)A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too beautiful! D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in dem. 

12)Jokes i laugh @ Things i lost & Misd by Bt Dere is 1 thing i nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET” 

13)If i could bring back Memories i would bring the first day i kissed u i look u in the eyes and felt love.. thanks god an angel came into my life! 

14)I couldn’t become her tears when she cried neither her smile when she laughed.. But she become my breathe upon which I live. 

15)Life is a story written by Gods hand.. I do not know how you got into my story..? But I pray you stay in it, Until God writes my last chapter. 

16)BF-I Love when u cry badly.. GF-Why is it so ? BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me the most possible tightest way u can!! 

17)tu hi bata ai dil tujhe samjau kaise, jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise, u to har tamnna har ehsas hai vo mera magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise ..... 

18)Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge 

19)Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her. 

20)Meri Yaadon Ki Kashti Uss Samundar Mein Tairti Hai; Jiss Mein Paani Meri Apni Hi Palkon Ka Hota Hai! 

21)First dates are awkward; First kisses are heavenly; First love is irreplaceable; And first heartbreaks are unforgettable. Dear sweetheart, always please remain my first and the last love! 

22)Kaash Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Yeh Khayal Aa Jaye; Ke Koi Yaad Karta Hai Unhey Zindagi Samajh Kar! 

23)Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai; Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai; Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni; Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai! 

24)Aj fer dil gareeb Ik paaNda hae vaasta, De ja meri ahj kalam nu Ik hor haadsa. Mudat hoi hae darad da Koi jaam peeteyaaN, PeeRaaN ‘ch haNju ghol ke, De ja do aatasha. Kaagaz di kori reejh hae Chup chaap vekhdi, ShabdaaN de thal ‘ch bhaTakda GeetaaN da kaafila. TurnaaN maeN chaahuNda Paer vich kaNDe di lae ke peeR, Dukh toN kabar tak dosta Jihna vi faasala. Aa bahuR Shiv nu peeR vi Hae kaND de chali, Rakhi si jihdi oas ne Mudat toN daastaaN! 

25) Today this poor man Begs you once again, For one more tragedy, For the sake of his pen. It has been an age Since I have drunk of sorrow, Stir tears into pain, Make it twice as fierce. This blank sheet of paper Watches me silently, A caravan of poems Is lost in a desert of words. I want to walk With the ache of the thorn in my foot, Whatever be the distance, my friend, From sorrow to the grave. Even pain has turned its back upon me. Come back! says Shiv, You have been my tale For a long, long time! 

26)Tu jo sooraj chori keeta Mera si. Tu jis ghar vich nhera keeta, Mera si. Ih jo dhup tere ghar hasse, meri hae. Is de baajhoN meri umar haneri hae. Is vich mere gham di mehak batheri hae, Eh dhup kal si meri, aj vi meri hae. MaeN hi kiran-vihoona is da baabal haaN, Is de angi meri agan samoi hae, Is vich mere sooraj di khushboi hae, Sikhar dupehre jis di chori hoi hae. Par is chori vich 

tera kuj vi dosh naheeN, Sooraj di har yug vich chori hoi hae. RoNdi roNdi sooraj nu har yug aNdar, Koi na koi sada dupehri moi hae. MaeN nir-loa, risham-vichuna araz karaaN, MaeN ik baap adharmi tere duvaar khaRa, Aa hatheeN ik sooraj tere sees dharaaN, Aa aj aapni dhup lai tere paer phaRaaN. MaeN kalkhaai deh, tu maenu bakhsh daveeN, DhupaaN saahveN muR na mera naam laveeN. Je koi kiran kade kujh puCHe, chupp raveeN, Ja 

maenu ‘kaala sooraj’ keh ke Taal daveeN. Eh ik dhup de baabal di arjoi hae, Meri dhup mere lai aj toN moi hae, Sane sooraje teri aj toN hoi hae, Dhup jide ghar hasse, baabal soi hae. Tu jo sooraj chori keeta, Tera si. Mera ghar ta janam-divas toN Nhera si. 

27)The sun that you stole Was mine. The house that you threw into darkness, Was mine. The sunshine that smiles in your home, is mine. My life is bleak without it, The odor of my grief is heavy on it, It was mine yesterday and is mine today. It is I, bereft of light, who am its father. It is my fire that is embedded in its limbs. The smell of my sun is in it, The sun that was stolen from me in broad 

daylight. But you cannot be blamed for this theft. The sun has been stolen in every era. An afternoon has always died, Weeping for the sun. I, lightless, beamless, have a request, I, a faithless father, stand at your door. Let me place a sun upon your forehead, And beg you for my sunlight. I, who died long ago, beg you to bestow this on me. Never utter my name again in the sunlight. If ever some ray asks a 

question, remain silent, Or call me a ‘black sun’ and let it go. This is the request of a father of sunlight. From this day, on my sunshine is dead to me Along with the sun it is yours now, Wherever it smiles, is the home if its father. The sun that you stole Was mine. The house that you threw into darkness, Was mine. 

28)LokeeN poojan rab MaeN tera birhaRa. Saahnu sau mahkeyaaN da haj, Ve tera birhaRa! Lok kahin maeN suraj baneya, Lok kahin maeN roshan hoiya. Saahnu kehi laa gaya ahg, Ve tera birhaRa! PiCHe mere mera saaya, Ahge mere mera nhera. Kite jaaye na baaheeN CHaD, Ve tera birhaRa! Na is vich kise tan di miTi, Na is 

vich kise man da kooRa. AsaaN chaaRh CHaTaaeeya CHaj, Ve tera birhaRa! Jad vi gham diyaaN ghaReeyaaN aaeeyaaN, Le ke peeRaaN te tanhaaeeyaaN, AsaaN kol biTHaaya sad, Ve tera birhaRa! Kadi taaN saathoN shabad raNgaave, Kadi taaN saathoN geet unaave, Saahnu lakh sikha geya chaj, Ve tera birhaRa! Jad peeRaaN mere paereeN paeeyaaN, Sidak mere de sadke gaeeyaaN, 

TaaN vekhan aaya jahg Ve tera birhaRa! AsaaN ja ishkoN rutba paaya, Lok vadhaaeeyaaN devan aaya, SaaDe roya gal nu lahg Ve tera birhaRa! Maenu taaN kujh akal na kaayi, Duniya maenu dasan aayi. Saahnu takhat biTHa geya ahj, Ve tera birhaRa! 

29)People worship god. I worship this separation from you. It is worth Haj to a hundred Meccas, This separation from you. People say I am as brilliant as the sun, They say I am famous. What a fire it has lit in me, This separation from you. Behind me is my shadow, Ahead, is my darkness. I fear that it might leave me, This separation from you. No taint of the body is in it, Nor litter of the mind, All has 

been winnowed out, By this separation from you. When sorrow comes, bringing with it Loneliness and pain, I pull it close to me, This separation from you. Sometimes it colors my words Sometimes it weaves through my songs, It has taught me great deal, This separation from you. When sorrow, defeated, fell at my feet, 

Amazed at my fidelity, The world came out to see This separation from you. Love earned me fame. People flocked to praise me. It wept in my embrace, This separation from you. The world turned out to tell me, That I had been unwise. It sat me on a throne today This separation from you. 

30)Birha birha aakhiye, Birha tu sultaan, Jis tan birha na upaje So tan jaan masaan. AseeN sabhe birha ghar jammade, AseeN birha di santaan, Birha khaaeeye birha paaeeye, Birha aaye haNDaaN. AseeN sab birhaaN de mandareeN, Dhukde doof masaan, Bin birha umar sugaNdheeyaaN Sabhe binsa jaan. Birha seti upajiya, Eh dharti te asmaan, Birha seti sooraj jamman, DihooN paye geRe khaan. 

MaeN vaDbhaagi tera birha LaR lahg mere aan, Bin birha theeN di THeekari Kise ujaRe kabristaan. Aj sabe dhartiyaaN meriyaaN, Te sabhe hi asmaan, Aj sabhe raNg hi maeNDRe Mere vihRe jhumar paan. Tu he runne man meriye, KyuN loche vasal haNDHaan, Je disha dishaavaaN aapaseeN, Milan kade na jaan. AsaaN joon haNDHaani mahik di, Sahnu birha da vardaan, SaaDe is birha de naam toN KoT janam kurbaan. Birha birha aakhiye, Birha tu sultaan, Jis tan birha na upaje, So tan jaan masaan.

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