Tujhe Dil Se juda kaise kre

1)Tujhe Dil Se Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge, Tujhe Nind B Aaye To Sone Nahi Denge, Tera Pyar Humein Itna Pyara Hai K Hum Mar B Gaye To Tujhe Rone Nahi Denge…

2)Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dharkan Mein Bas Jaye, Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aye, Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Cha Jaye, Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aye… 

3)Wo Mere Liye Kuch Khaas Hai Yaaro, Jinke Laut Aane Ki Na Koi Aas Hai Yaaro, Wo Najro Se Door Hai To Kya Hua, Banke Dil Ki Dhadkan Mere Paas To Hai Yaaro…. 

4)Har taraf padhai ka saya hai Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai… 

5)Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par,.. Jab chaha yaad kiya,jab chaha bhula diya….. Bahut achche se janta hai wo mujhe behlane k tareeke,.. Jab chaha hasa diya, jab chaha rula diya….! 

6)Dard Kya Hota Hai Batayenge Kisi Roz,......... Kamal Ki Ye Ghazal Sunayenge Kisi Roz......... Udne Do In Parindo Ko Azad Fizaon Mein......... Jo Mere Hue To Lout Ke Ayenge Kisi Roz.... 

7)Mujhe Pata Bhi Tha Ke Log Badal Jaty Hain Mager, Mein Ne Kabhi Tumhein logon Mein Gina Hi Nahi Tha. 

8)Kaha Wafa Ka Sila Dete Hain Log..... Ab To Mohbbat Ki Saza Dete Hain Log...... Pehle Sajate Hai Dilo Mein Chahto Ke Khawab..... Phir Eitbar Ko Aag Laga Dete Hain Log..... 

9)Khushboo ki tarha aap ke pass bikhar jayenge sukun bankar dil me utar jayenge mehsus karne ki koshish to karo mere sanam door hote hue bhi apko apke pass nazar ayenge 

10)Ye dekha hai humne khud ko aajmakar, Dhoka dete hai log karib aa kar, Kehti hai duniya par dil nahi manta, Ke chod jaoge tum bhi ik din aapna banakar…… 

11)Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi, kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi. phir bhi dua karenge aapke liye, aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi…!!! 

12)Pyaar Karne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata, Isliye Pyaar Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye, Hamari Zindagi Se UnHe Bahot Pyaar Tha, Shayad Isiliye Wo Hamein Zinda hI Maar Gaye… 

13)Haste dilo me gham bhi hai, muskurati aankhe kabhi nam bhi hai, dua karte hai aapki hansi kabhi na ruke, kyunki apki muskurahat ke deewane hum bhi hai 

14)Na Jaane Wo Kaun Tera Habeeb Hoga.... Tere Hatho Mein Jiska Naseeb Hoga... Koi Tumhe Chahe Ye Koi Badi Baat Nahi.. Jisko Tum Chaho Wo Khush Naseeb Hoga…. 

15)Soch raha tha k jawab kya bheju,... aap jaise dost ko toofa kya bheju,... guldasta bhejna to bewakufi hogi,... kyu k jo khud gulab hai use gulab kya bheju….. 

16)Hasna aur Hasana Koshish ha Meri, Har koi Khush rahe ye Chahat hai Meri, Bhale hi Koi Mujhe Yad kre ya na kre, Hr Apne ko Yad krna Aadat he Meri… 

17)Kya Dua Karoon Main Mere Apno Ke Liye Ae Khuda Bas Ek Dua Hai ke... Mere Apne Kabhie Kisi Dua Ke Liye Mohtaaj Na Ho! 

18)Rootha Hua Koi Dost Bohat Yaad Aayega Koi Waqt Guzra Hua Bohat Yaad Aayega Chhupa Leta Tha Seene Mein Jo Mere Dard Ko Aaj Fir Koi Bichhda Hua Sitara Yaad Aayega! 

19)Teri Chahat Ab Meri Aankhon Me Hai Teri Khushbu Meri Sanson Me Hai Mere Dil Ko Jo Ghayal Kar Jaye Aisi Ada Sirf Teri Baaton Me Hi Hai !!! 

20)Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuchh Keh Jati Hai Tadapne Ke Liye Sirf Yaad Reh Jati Hai Kya Fark Padta Hai Dil Ho Ya Koyla Jalne Ke Baad Sirf Raakh Hi Reh Jati Hai !!! 

21)Muskurati Aankho Se Afsana Likha Tha Shayad Aapka Meri Zindagi Mein Aana Likha Tha Taqdeer To Dekho Mere Aansuo Ki Inka Bhi Aapki Yaad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha !!! 

22)Sab Dil Ke Dard Se Darte Hain Hum Dil Me Dard Chupate Hain Hame Koi Apnata He Nahi Hum To Sabko Dil Se Lagate Hain !!! 

23)Din Ka Ujaala Ho Ya Raat Ki Khamoshi Aapki Yaad Tanha Hone Nahi Deti Rab Ne Diya Hai Aapka Pyar Bas Yahi Khushi Hume Rone Nahi Deti !!! 

24)Manzilen Bhi Uski Thi, Rasta Bhi Uska Tha Ek Hum Hi Akele The, Kafila Bhi Uska Tha Sath Sath Chalne Ki Soch Bhi Uski Thi Fir Rasta Badlane Ka Faisla Bhi Uska Tha Kyu Akele Hai Dil Sawaal Karta Hai Log To Uske The, Kya Khuda Bhi Usika Tha !!! 

25)Aapki Dosti Pe Naaz Hai Hame Kal Tha Jitna Bharosa Utna Aaj Hai Hame Dost Wo Nahi Jo Khushi Me Sath De Dost Wahi Jo Har Pal Apnepan Ka Ehsaas De!!! 

26)Kaash Ye Dil Shishe Ka Bana Hota Chot Lagti To Beshak Ye Fanah Hota Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz Iske Tutne Ki Tab Unhe Bhi Apne Gunah Ka Ehsaas Hota !!! 

27)Duniya Ki Bato Me Hume Na Bhula Dena Yad Aaye To Jra Sa Muskura Dena Jindgi Rhi To Milnge Jrur Warna Diwali Pe Ek Diya Mere Nam Ka B Jala Dena !!! 

28)Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekhte Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye ! 

29)Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Me Bas jaye Sans Bhi Lo To Khushbu Usi Ki Aaye Pyar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Chaa Jaye Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aa Jaye !!! 

30)Kash Aapki Surat Itni Pyari Na Hoti Kash Aapse Mulaqat Hamaari Na Hoti Sapno Mein Hi Dekh Lete Aapko To Aaj Milne Ki Itni Bekarari Na Hoti !!! 

31)Dil dhadakta hai tujhe dekhu to Saans bhi meri rukne lagti hai Pyar itna hai mere dilme sanam Rooh bhi meri khinch ne lagti hai Chain milta hai jab mai dekhu tujhe Warna ya saans rukne lagti hai !!! 

32)Hum Nahi Jeet Sake Unse Wo Aisi Sharat Lagane Lage Pyari Si Aankho Ko Meri Aankho Se Ladane Lage Hum Shayad Jeet Bhi Jate Dosto Magar Palak Humne Tab Jhapkai Jab Unki Palko Se Aansu Aane Lage !!! 

33)Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazaar Bar Likha Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Usse Jyada Mita Ke Roye !!! 

34)Na Jane Kab Wo Haseen Raat Hogi Jab Unki Nigahe Humari Nigaho Ke Saath Hogi Baithe Hai Hum Uss Raat Ke Intezaar Me Jab Unke Hontho Ki Surkhiya Humare Hontho Ke Saath Hogi !!! 

35)kamiya mujhme kai hongi magar tum phir bhi muje pyar karti ho maine chahe itna na kiya hoga tum mujhe itna pyar karti ho bas ek wada kar sakte hai tumse ke tere liye sab kar jayenge aagar maot bhi aye tujhe to teri jgah hum mar ayenge 




1)Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine ur friendship & lucky to be mine 

2)A cute boy asks a fallen rose: Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked? Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that i am the reason for someones smile. 

3)Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!! 

4)1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! 

5)A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi. 

6)5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. 7)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa. 

8)Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu. 

9)Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna! 

10)A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!” 

11)Cutest Proposal by A Boy Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it? Girl: Yeah Boy: That is my life without you. 12)2 Judwa Bachche.. 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha.. 2nd Udaas tha. Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho. Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha 13)Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta 

hoon? Miss: soooo sweet Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun? Miss: wo kyun? Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain Miss: kya Bakwas hai? Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye… Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain. 

14)Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge? Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein? Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ?? Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy, Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te, Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke. 

15)Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok? lets start with addition. Example Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream Whats ur answer? 

16)Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!! 

17)A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother? 

18)Cute son Son: mom, who is girlfriend? Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one. Son: if i didn’t become good? Dad: then you will have many. 

19)Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi. Main ROZ darr Jaata hu 

20)Kids Love Letter Dear Pinky, Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai, Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun.. Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna. Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa 

ata hai. Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena. 

21)Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!! Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu. Pinki- Kaise!! Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.. 

22)Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll 

23)Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!! 

24)22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai. 

25)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 

26)Kalyug ka AVTAR Nursry Tcher to Boy: Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai? Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!! 

27)A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl: Boy: your name seems to be very small, So, Can i add my name with ur name! 

28)Ultimate Kaliyug: 1st Standard Boy:- Can I kiss Your Hand? 1st Standard Girl:- Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!! 

29)Cute Lines: Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz You can easily Smile at anybody but Cant Cry without True Feelings!! 

30)Heights of Racism !! ? A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says, ? ? “Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p 





1)Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..! 

2)love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry . 


3)don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b hold  

4)Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. 

5)You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil 

6)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you 

7)MOUNTAINS CAN FLY! OCEANS CAN DRY!! YOU CAN FORGET ME! HOW CAN I!! 

8)I think about you always, and the way you make me smile. like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies. When you hold me in your arms n when my lips connect with yours, its a feelin that i cant explain because i never felt like that before. 

9)When U Love Someone. U make Him/Her a part of Ur soul. U can get rid of Ur body but U can never get Rid Of Ur Soul. 

10)A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them 

11)don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end. 

12)Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them 

13)If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!  

14)For the world U r someone,But 4 someone u are the world,Life can give u a hundred reasons 2 cry,but u can give life a thousand reasons 2 "SMILE".So alwaYS SMILE 

15)If u want to succeed in ur life: be sweet as honey be regular as clock be fresh as rose be soft as tissue .Be strong as rock .Be smart as me 

16)A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you !!

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