Fun Hai To Kya Gam Hai

1)India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!! 

2)Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du? 

3)Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” 

4)A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. 

5)Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai. 

6)Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, 

face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi Define boy!! The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask : “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?” Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya.. Boys alwayz rocks… 

7)Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d 

8)Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi. 

9)Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi “O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…” Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur bola himmat hai to aage Gaa.. 

10)Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

11)kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai : 

12)Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) 

13)Lines by School boy… Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, Just to See her.. N then realize that, . . . . . Im holding a pen..!! 

14)HUMBLE REQUEST.. He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy.. Now he needs our help.. Please save Vijay Mallya.. Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess.. 

15)Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!! 

16)Hard fact about youngsters, . . . . . . . . . . They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room’ 

17)What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! 

18)Edison Had Rightly Said: A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer.. Now We Know.. . . . . . . . . Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 

19)Hardest job in the world: . . . . Police sketch artist in CHINA. 

20)Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! 

21)Bura mat suno. Bura mat dekho. Bura mat bolo. I did not know ‘Bura’ was Manmohan singh’s nickname. 

22)Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai. 

23)Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . khud kitne bade kaminey honge par larki shareef chahiye….. 

24)Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na ! 

25)If movies wear made by drinkers, it would be named- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen par. 

26)Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? 1. I Love u. 2. Aapki kasam. 3. U r my 1st love. 4. Balance nahi hai. 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi. 6. Parents sath mein hai. 7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi. 

27)Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water! 

28)G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:- Innocent R:- Rone ki machine L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali. 1)The Extreme amount of Happiness and Pain can be felt only If you trust someone very Truly from Heart.! 

2)We always doubt the +ve but We are Quite willing to Accept the -ve If someone says 'I Love You' We Ask, 'REALLY?' But If someone says 'I HATE U' Do We Ever inquirE 'ARE YOU SURE? 

3)Pretending You're happy doesn't get you anywhere... and what's worse is that everyone starts believing it, Except You !! 

4)You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold onto the things that make you sad. 

5)Have you ever: Felt sad dat your dream wasn't real...;-( Tried to finish a dream by going back 2 sleep...:-O Charged your cell 4-5 mins because you thought it would make a difference...:-P Found money in your pocket you never thought you had...:-D Planned 

with your friends before you actually ask for your parents permission...;-) Tried 2 balance a light switch...:-x Sent a risky text 'n felt like eternity while waiting for the reply...:-> Made crazy scenarios in your head that won't actually ever happen...:-O Felt a moment of joy when you saw your crush smile at you...;-) 

6)Life is not about a handsome guy/girl by Your side, but about a kamina friend with whom you can discuss all shitt things about the handsme guy/girl, Its not about nokia Nseries, but about the last bettory present when you have to say something special to 

somebody, Its not about 10 hours work but about the 15mins Break, Its not about wishng a friend on birthday but about listning all gali's for forgetting it, Life is about all the small moments you live daily... The more you Enjoy Life the more Life gives you the reasons to Enjoy:-) 

7)Every Girl Wants A Guy Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie, Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold, Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh, Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is ! That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D  

8)A Real Relationship, Has Fights. Has Trust. Has Faith. Has Tears. Has Hurt. Has Sweet Smiles. Has Genuine Laughter. Has Snorts Because of the Laughter. Has Weird, Stupid, Unnecessary 

Arguments. Has Patience. Has Communication. Its where the man 'n women wouldnt even think of looking at someone else, Never keep anything from eachother.. Love them More 'n More every day, Get jealous 'n Through every argument still love eachotheR 

9)Never Say Good Bye To Someone Who Loves You, Never Say Thanx Who Really Needs You, Never Blame A Person Who Really Trust You, Never Forget A Person Who Think You As Life ..! 

10)If someone comes Into your life 'n becomes a part of you, But for some reason he couldn't stay, Don't cry too much... Just be glad that your paths crossed 'n some how he made you happy even for a while..!! 

11)Never search for a person whom you want ... Search for a person who wants you ... Don't care for those who ignore you ... Care for those who ignore others for you .. 

12)Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character... Walk in My Shoes, Walk The Path I Have Travelled, Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter… Remember, Everyone has a story...... When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. 

13)Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character... Walk in My Shoes, Walk The Path I Have Travelled, Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter… Remember, Everyone has a story...... When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. 

14)I've Made Mistakes in My Life. I've Let People Take Advantage of Me, 'n I Accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've Learned from My Bad choices 'n Even though there are some things I can never get back 'n People who will never be sorry, I'll know better 

next time 'n I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.. 

15)Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today Because When you give one you get one right back your way.. 

16)95 Days After My Birth, I Knew Who Is My Mom.. . 90 Days After My First Syllable, I Knew What Words Are.. . 30 Mins After My Loved One Left Me, I Knew What Tears Are.. . 25 Feet Off 

The Ground Over The Cliff, I Knew What Is It To Be Alive.. . 20 Days After My Dear one's Death I Knew That Life Must Go On.. . 3 Weeks After My Friend Left Me I Came To Know How Does It Feel To Be Alone.. . Every Single Fraction Of Time No Matter However You Divide, Teaches You Something.. . Experience Is 

The Only Way To Get Through This Life.. . Feel It. Live It. Face It.... Love People Unconditionally.. Because In Next Life You Wont Meet Me...!! 

17)Your Worst Behaviour Should Be Reserved For The Person Who Loves You The Most Because Somehow, No Matter What You Do.. That Person Will Still 'n Always Accept You As You Are.. ! 

18)When You Realize that you are valued by Someone.. When You Get Ready n Someone Says that you are Looking Good.. When Everyone Got Their Icecream Cups Except You 'n Someone Give You One's Own Cup.. When Someone Knows Your Favourite 

Songs 'n Play only dose songs When You are around.. When Someone Call You or Text you For No Reason.. When Someone is Excited to See you Everytime.. When Someone Tries to Find Reason To Talk To You.. So..... Whenever you Find that "Someone" Do VALUE Them 'coz Everybody Doesnt Get That Someone. 

19)During hug a girls head is always down because she consider the boy as her world and the boy head is always up so that no one dares to look at her sweet doll... 

20)We all have faults, but we must embrace them & accept them as part of us. It's what u do with that knowledge that makes u a better person

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