Tere Zalwe Kamaal

1)bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai, haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo, mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai.

2)dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai, waise to jaam hain hazaron, par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai 

3)jab koi itna khas ban jaye, Uske bare main hi sochna ehsas ban jaye toh mang lena khuda se use jindagi k liye isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki sans ban jaye. 



4)Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge Dur jao kitna b bula lenge Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi K naam likh kar usse mita denge 

5)Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon, Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon, Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho, Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon, Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho, Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon... 

6)tod do kasam agar khayi hai, kabhi yaad kar lene mein kya burai hai, yaad unko kiye bina reh bhi to nahi pate, dil mein jagah jo unhone kuch aisi banai hai 

7)Tere hath ki kash main wo lakeer ban jaun Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jau Main tujhe itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rista Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun Tu aankhain band kare to aaun main hi nazzar Is tara main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jau 

8)A boy saw his g.f sitting hands in hands wid anothr boy. He cam home n msg hs gf “I saw ur duplicate in d cofe shop 2day” Luv n trust hv no Limits!! 

9)A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror The gal asked, “What do u c?” The boy smiled and said, “The rest of my life 

10)BOY- I want to end our relationship..I am going to return you everything you gave me…! GIRL-ok then let’s start with love… 

11)A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too beautiful! D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in dem. 

12)Jokes i laugh @ Things i lost & Misd by Bt Dere is 1 thing i nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET” 

13)If i could bring back Memories i would bring the first day i kissed u i look u in the eyes and felt love.. thanks god an angel came into my life! 

14)I couldn’t become her tears when she cried neither her smile when she laughed.. But she become my breathe upon which I live. 

15)Life is a story written by Gods hand.. I do not know how you got into my story..? But I pray you stay in it, Until God writes my last chapter. 

16)BF-I Love when u cry badly.. GF-Why is it so ? BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me the most possible tightest way u can!! 

17)tu hi bata ai dil tujhe samjau kaise, jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise, u to har tamnna har ehsas hai vo mera magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise ..... 

18)Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge 

19)Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her. 

20)Meri Yaadon Ki Kashti Uss Samundar Mein Tairti Hai; Jiss Mein Paani Meri Apni Hi Palkon Ka Hota Hai 1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,  

2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 

3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 

4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 

5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..! 

6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. 

7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 

8)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 

9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 

10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai 

11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! 

12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 

13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra..... 

14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 

15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 

16)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 

17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 

18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 

19)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

 20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad 

21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 

22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 

23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 

25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 

26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 

27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 

28)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 

29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER… 

30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori 

31)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te.. 

32)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 

33)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 

35)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 

36)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne. 

37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 

38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr..... 

39)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 

40)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 

41)duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research ki or is nateeje pe pahunche ki ? ? ? msg karn nal jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro 

42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,,

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