Mitha Intazar

1)Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari 

2)Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi, Kade kade milya vi kar yaara, Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. 

3)Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. 





 4)Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai 

5)Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon  

6)Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena 

7)Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal, Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke, Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke 

8)Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY 

9)Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya 

10)Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne 

11)Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot", Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot 

12)Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai 

13)Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae. 

14)Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan 

15)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. 

16)Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne 

17)Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta 

18)Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke". 

19)Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." 

20)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more 

21)Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de 

22)Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi 

23)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa.. 

24)Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi 

25)Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde. 

26)Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie. 

27)Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta. 

28)Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si 

29)Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.. 

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