1)KASH TUM VO HOTE JO HAR PAL HME YAAD KARTE REHETA
AOR HME HAR PAL HICHKIYA AATI REHETI TERI PUKAR SE 2)VO PAL HME HAMESHA YAAD REHETE HAI PYAR BHARE
JABSE TUM HME ZINDGI BHAR K LIYE MIL GYE TTHE 3)Rait Par Likh Kar Mera Naam Mitaya Na Karo
Aankhen Sach Bolti Hain Piyar Chupaya Na Karo,
Log Har Baat Ka Afsaana Banaa Lete Hain
Sab Ko Rudaad- e-Gham-e-Ishq Sunaaya Na Karo,
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Har SHaks Maseeha Hi Ho
Piyar Kay Zakhm Amaanat Hain Dikhaya Na Karo,
Shaher-e-Ehsaas Mein Pathraao Boht Hai “Mohsin”
Dil Ko Sheeshe Kay Jharokon Mein Sajaaya Na Karo. 4)Tujhay Udaas Bhi Karna Tha Khud Bhi Rona Tha..!!
Ye Haadsa Bhi Meri Jaan Kabhi Tou Hona Tha..!!
Namuu Ka Runj Na Abar Guraiz-pa Say Malaal..!!
Ke Mujhko Baanjh Zameenon Mein Beej Bona Tha ..!!
Ye Kia K Gard-e-Raah-e-Raf’tagaan Ko Oar Liya..!! Kafan Ka Daagh Badan Kay Lahoo Say Dhona Tha..!!
Jo Dastaan Usey Kehna Thi Phir Na Guftaa Rahi ..!!
Ke Main Bhi Thak Sa Gaya Tha,, Usey Bhi Sona Tha..!!
Mein Takht-e-Abar Par Soya Tha Raat Bhar Mohsin..!!
Khuli Jo Aankh Tou Sehra Mera Bichhona Tha..!! 5)Meri jaan-e-jaan mere hamsafar koi bat kar koi bat kar,
Tere lab hilain to kattey safar koi bat kar koi bat kar,
Koi bhoj hai to utaar de koi khauf hai to nikaal de,
Mera hath hai tere hath par koi bat kar koi bat kar,
Kabhi mujh ko azn-e-sawal de jo nahin to lafz uchaal de,
Tere lafz tujh se bhi moat’bar koi bat kar koi bat kar,
Nahin yaad kitne barass gaye teri guftagu ko taras gaye,
Meri khirrkiyan mere baam-o-dar koi bat kar koi bat kar
1)Is Duniya mai kabhi kisi ko alvida mat kehena
pta nahi kaha or kab phir se raaste ek ho jate hain 6)2-4 din ki ye zindgani hai jo pal mai beet jayegi
bas pya karo to manzil tumhe sitaro tak le jayegi 7)Kabhi sath bhi they rawaan-dawaan bhale ab naseeb hai darmyan,
Bhale tu udhar bhale mein idhar koi bat kar koi bat kar,
Tujhe chup hai kesi lagi huyi abhi umar to hai pari huyi,
Abhi muskuraa abhi gham na kar koi bat kar koi bar kar,
Koi admi hai na wakeel hai koi baam hai ke faseel hai,
Faqat aik mein faqat aik dar koi bat kar koi bar kar..
8)Ik ik zakham dikhaaon tum ko aao to,
Kese kese phool khile hain dekho to,
Sheiron jese jhilmil karte lamhon mein,
Kangan ghazlon ka pehnaaon aao to,
Hanste gaatey logon ki is dunya mein,
Hum kyon itne chup rehte hain socho to,
In chahat ki tarsi pyassi ankhon mein,
Sapnon ka ik sheher bassaa hai dekho to,
Janaan in dunya walon ki nazaron se,
Door kahin le jaaon tum ko aao to,
Ik ik kar ke sare saathi chorr gaye,
Tum bhi raah badal sakte ho chaho to,
Deewana sab log samajhne lagte hain,
Arshad bass khamosh raho ghar aao to.. 9)Woh Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Tha
Bas Mujh Say Youn He Bichar Gaya Tha
Har Simt Usi Ka Tazkara Tha
Har Dil Main Woh Jaisey Bas Raha Tha
Main Us Ki Ana Ka Aasra Tha
Woh Mujh Say Kabhi Na Roothta Tha
Main Dhoop K Bina Bhe Jal Raha Tha
Woh Saya-E-Abbar Ban Gaya Tha 10)Ek Baar Bichar K Jab Mila Tha
Woh Mujh Say Bichar K Roo Para Tha
Kya Kuch Na Us Say Kaha Gaya Tha
Us Nay Toh Laboon Ko See Liya Tha
Woh Chand Ka Humsafar Tha Shayad
Raatoun Ko Tamam Jaghta Tha
Hontoun Main Gulaab Ki Naram Khushboo
Baatoun Main Toh Shehad Gholta Tha
1)Mere pagal piya meri chahat na kr,
Mujhe daikha na kr mujhe socha na kr..
So bar kaha itni mohabbat nahi achi,
So bar kaha itna tamasha na kar..
Na jany kab tot jaye wafa ki ye dori,
Tu mujh pe bharosa ziyada na kr..
Kiya pta kab yeh ehad tot jaye,
Saath jeeny marny ka wada na kr..
Qurbton main faasly lazmi hain jana!
Kabhi mil na paoun to tarpa na kr..
Agr me na rahoun to phir kiya kro gy,
2)Ek shakhs ko deakha tha
Taron ki tarha Hamney
Ek shaks ko chaaha tha
Apnon ki tarha Hamney
Ek shaks ko samjha tha
Phoolon ki tarhaa Hamney
Wo shaks qayamat tha
Kya uski karein Batain
Din us ky liye Paida
Aur uski he thi Ratain
Kab milta kisi se tha
Ham se thi mulaqatain
Rang uska Shahaabi tha
Zulfon mein thi Mehkarein
Aankhain thi ke jaadu tha
Palkain thi k talwarain
Dushman bi agar dekhein
so jaan se dil Harain
Kuch tum se wo milta tha
Baton mein shahaabat thi
Han tum sa hi lagtaa tha
Shokhi mein sharaarat main
Lagta bhi tumhe sa tha
Dastur-e-mohabbat main
Wo shaks hamain aik din
Apnon ki tarhaa Bhoolla
Taron ki tarha doobba
Phoolon ki tarha tootta
Phir haath na aaya woh
Hamney bohat dhoondha
Tum kis liye chonkey hom
Kab zikar tumhar hai
Kab tum se takaaza hai
Kab tum se shikaayat hai
Ikk taaza Hikayat hai
Sun lo tou inayat hai
Ek shaks ko chaaha tha
Apnon ki tarha Hamney. 3)Sandhal se mehkati hoi pur kaif hawa ka..
Jhonka koi takrae to lagta hai k tum ho..
Orhay howay taroon ki chamakti hoi chadar..
Nadi koi bal khaye to lagta hay k tum ho..
Jab raat gaye koi kiran meray brabar..
chup chap c so jaye to lagta hay k tum ho 4)Hazar gardish e sham o sahar se guzaren hain
Wo qafile jo teri rahguzar se guzaren hain
Abhi hawas ko mayyassar nahi dilon ka gudaz
Abhi ye log muqam e nazar se guzaren hain
Har ek naqsh pe tha tere naqsh e pa ka guman
Qadam qadam pe teri rahguzar se guzaren hain
Na jane kaun si manzil pe ja ke ruk jayen
Nazar ke qafile diwar o dar se guzaren hain
Kuch aur phail gain dard ki kathin rahen
Gam e firaq ke mare jidhar se guzaren hain
Jahan surur mayyassar tha jam o mai ke bagair
Wo maikade bhi hamari nazar se guzaren hain 5)Suntay Hain K Mil Jati Hai Har Cheez Dua Se,
Ek Rooz Tujhay Maang K Dekhee~n Ge Khuda Se.
Tum Samne Hote Ho To Hai Kaif Ki Barish,
Wo Din Bhi Thay Jab Aag Barasti Thi Ghata Se.
Aye Dil Tu Unhe Dekh Kar Kuch Asay Tarapna,
Aajaye Hansi Un Ko Jo Baithay Hain Kafa Se.
Duniya Bhi Mili Hai Gham-E-Duniya Bhi Mila Hai,
Wo Kuen Nahi Milta Jisay Maanga Tha Khuda Se.
6)Hum Khushbu Kay Sodagar Hain
Hum Soda Sacha Kartay Hain
Jo Ghahak Pholoon Jaisa Ho
Hum Bin Damoon Bik Jatay Hain
Hum Shehray Wafa Kay Logoon Ka
Tum Bhala Hal Kya Janoo
Hum Dil Ki Baat Chupatay Hain
Aur Ansoo Tak Pee Jatay Hain.
7)Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi
Kuch Rastay Thay Anjaan Bohat
Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL Thay Lekin
Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat
Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya
Ye Payar Nahi Aasaan Bohat
Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat
Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana
Aaty hainn yahan toofan Bohat
Ab koi nahi jo apna ho milny ko to hain insaan Bohat
kash wo wapas aa jaye Ye dil hy ab sunsaan Bohat.. 8)Kabhi is majlis e aqwaam par aayega woh din bhi!
Kahegaa Ibn e Aadam uth ke "Sun lo! Main bass insaan hoon!
Mera koi naheen mazhab mera bass deen hai sulh e kul!
Na Eisaai hoon main naa hoon Yahudi nae Musalmaan hoon!
Merey jeeney ka maqsad hai faqat behbood e insaani!
Main is duniya mein nafrat ka naheen raahat ka saamaan hoon!
Mere haathon se hogi bass hifaazat haq e insaan ki!
Suno ahl e mazaahib! Main naqeeb e bazm e insaan hoon!" 9)Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya
Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya
Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya
Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya
Har Shakhs Ne Hum Ko Zakham Diye
Ab Dil Ko Lagaana Chor Diya
Tum Rootha Karte Thay Hum Se
Ab Hum Ne Manaana Chor Diya
Teri Yaad Bohot Aati Thi Humain
Tujhe Yaad Bhi Karna Chor Diya 10)Aisa nahi k humko mohabat nahi mili,-
Haan jesay chahtey thay wo qurbat nahi mili,
Milnay ko zindagi mai kayi humsafar milay,
Lekin tabiyatton say tabiyatt nahi mili,
Chehron kay har hajoom mein hum dhondtay rahey,
Surat nahi mili tu kahin seerat nahi mili,
Wo yak-ba-yak mila to bohat dair tak hamien,
Alfaaz dhoöndnay ki bhi mohlat nahi mili,
Har shakhs zindgi mai bohat dair se mila,
koi bhi cheez hasb-e-zaroorat nahi mili. 11)Death be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure, then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and souls' delivery.
Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy, or charms can make us sleep as well,
And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally,
And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die. 12) We pray for one last landing
On the globe that gave us birth;
Let us rest our eyes on fleecy skies
And the cool green hills of Earth.
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1)Loka bdnam ishq da nam krta..ek jhuthe jehe rishte nu deke nam ishq da loka mitti vch rulata..har koi ashiq bneya firda..koi heer te koi ranjha bni firda..ehna heer-ranjhea ne bdnam ishq da nam krta..la bazi izzata di ehna pyar nu bdnam krta. 2)kyu oh ena nede sade aye jdo dur hi jana c,.kyu sanu apna bnaya jdo ekdin gair hi bnauna c..aj rakh dil te pathar sb bhula dita,koi c sahan to pyar eh khyal dilo bhula dita... 3)bekadari odo nyi hundi jdo koi dil tod da hai..bekadari odo hundi hai jdo dil todn wale nu peed da ehsas ta hunda hai par sath nibhaun da housla nyi. 4)Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita,
Sajna Tere Jhuthe Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita,
Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya,
Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.! 5)Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange,
Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange
6)ADHI ADHI RAAT MERI ANKHA KHUL JAAVE,
YAAD TERI SEENE WICH KHICH JAIYE PAAVE,
DUS PHER MANU NIND KAISE AAVE,
SONIYE....
LEKE TERA NAAM DIL ARZA GUJARE,
ANKHIYA VE ANDHRU BHI SUKHGE NE SAARE,
SONIYE....
NI DUS KI KASOOR MERE TE HOIYA,
TU ANKHIYAN TO DOOR MERE TE HOIYA,
EK VAARI DUS DE ZARA,
DIL WALE PUCHDE NE JAAN....!!!
!.!.........I MISS U.......!.! 7)A diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa,
Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa a,
Ae Ta DiL HAi Us RuKh VaRgA,
JiThE PeHLa C OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA a... 8)Umar ch aayi tabdili naal.....
Jazba at badalde dekhe ne.....
Samay de badalde ranga naal..
halaaat badalde dekhe ne.....
saanu kise to shikva ki...
assi sab aap badalde dekhe ne....
Asi hor kise nu ki kehna...
assi kayi khaas badalde dekhe ne.... 9)zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge,
Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge,
je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi,
asi ta teri ekek bhul bi yaad rakhenge 10)Teri Bheji Hui Tehreeron Ka Kabhi
Doon Ga Tujhay Jawab "saqi"
Bas Kisi Apnay Ki Di Hui Thokar Say
Sanbhal Jaon Zara...!!!
11)Oh Tu c k Ek Khayal c
Meri Soch da Hi Kamaal c..?
Oh Pyaar , Oh Chaahat
Meri Uljhanaa da Hi Jaal c..?
Mainu Jawab Jihda Milia Nhi
Oh Ajeeha Ek Sawal c...
Oh Aj Chala Gya Tah Ehsaas Hoyia
Kis Qadar Mainu ohde naal Pyar C...
Uhdi Ki Misaal Dia
Oh Avdi Misaal Aap c... 12)Kalam Tutdi Nahi
Seyahi Mukdi Nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon Pyaar Usda
Oh Saanu Yaad Kare Na Kare
Saanu Rehnda Har Waqt Khayaal Usda.... 13)shaq c pehla apne ap te..inkar c dil nu osnal hoye pyar te..jdo hoya ehsas ta vichad gye o,jo ban gye sadi jaan c... 14)sanu pta hai tu krda ae scha pyar sanu..sada ishq ibadat tere lyi..asi chah ke vi tenu chah na ske,te ishq apna dikha na ske..sanu maaf kar dvi yaara asi tere nal wafa kma na ske.. 15)kadar kiti na tu sade pyar di..hor tetho ki umeed rakhiye..sanu apneya ne dobeya ain kinare ni..hun hor gera to ki umeed rakhiye. 16)Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange,
Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange,
Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost,
Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange 17)Sunder mundriye hoe!Tera kaun wicahara hoe!Dullah bhatti walla hoe!Dullahe di dhee vyayae hoe!Ser shakkar payee hoe!Kudi da laal pachaka hoe!Kudi da saalu paatta hoe!Salu kaun samete!Mamhe choori kutti! zamidara lutti!Zamindaar sudhaye!bade bhole aaye!Ek bhola reh gaya!Sipahee pa 18)hakk lena mainu aunda si,
par ohne kehta k tera koi hakk nahi
mere te....
main taa timepaas krdi si,
tu socheya shayad mrgi tere te...
maarhi kismat saadi 19)Aaj main Apne ehna Hathan diyan
lakeeran nu hi mitta dita....
Jo mainu baar baar Yaad
dwaundiyan si k,
Tu mere Naseeb vich nhi.... 20)Oye! Ki lagta hai mai tenu distrua karne vaste msg karia c ?
O na ji na mai to tenu ye khene vaste msg karia c k tussi ullu ho. Bdi dertak jagte rehte ho. So jao ab. 21)Tu ki jane mere jazbatan nu,
Main jaag k katda raatan nu,
Tu samjhi na meriyan baatan nu,
Hun laundi nitt tu laare,
Pehla main pattda c kuriyan,
Ajj tu patt ta pataliye naare ....;)
22)Sohni surat te kade MAAN ni karida..
Dhan-Doolat te khade GUMAAN ni
karida... PYAR pa ke je Nibauna nahi
aaunda... Ta YAARI la ke kise nu
'BADNAAM' ni karida.
23)Oh kehndi c minnu Phulla naal pyar hai
Pr jad khilde c ta Tord lendi c Oh kehndi
c minnu Baarish naal pyar hai Pr jad
pendi c ta luk jandi c Oh kehndi c minnu
Hawa naal pyar hai Pr jad chaldi c ta
Bariya band kr lendi c Phir us vele mai
Dar jeha janda c Jad oh kehdi c minu
tere nal PyaR " hai. 24)Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
25)Har dhadkan tere dil di dhadkan de naal chale.
Bhave kamliye tere to koha door ha asi..
Koi sade kambde bulla wal vi ta vekhe,
Shayad ehsaas ho jawe ke kine mazboor ha asi.. 26)Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye ?
WIFE - Jinke the wo le gye 27)Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
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Banta: "message sending failed" likh
ke bhej de... 28)Arz Kiya Hai, Gaur Farmayega
"Naach BuLbuL Naach, Tujhe Paisa MiLega...
Wah Wah...
"Hum CiD Se Hai, Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi HiLega.. 29)Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte h..??
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Golu: M'am wo Roz GALIYA Khate h..
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Teacher: Kya Matlab..??
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Golu: Ji wo, CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE
h..!! 30)Okay i got the answer of
"Jeans pehnkar jo tune maara thumka toh
lattoo
padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi"
Kavi ke anusaar Padosan ki bhabhi Lesbian
hai ! 31):Airtel effect:
Bikhari: "Uparwale Ke Naam Pe
1 Rupaya Dedo Baba...
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Boy:" Chutte Nahi Hai...
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Bhikhari:" Koi Baat Nahi Sunny
Leone Ka Video hi Dikha Do Saab 1
Rupaye Wala... 32)In the court,
Judge: Ur parents have been divorced now..
Will U go with mom?
Boy: No, she beats me
Judge: Dad?
Boy: He beats me too
Judge: Then 1 kaam karo
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U Go with Delhi Daredevils & Pune Warriors,
They never beat anyone
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1)Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai,
Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai,
Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao,
Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai,
Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao,
Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai..
2)Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,
Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,
Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,
Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi… 3)Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho
Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho
Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par
Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho 4)Kabhi aana hamare sath,
ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge,
rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha,
aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge…
5)Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hoon
Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hoon
Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se
Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hoon… 6)Door nighaon se bar bar jaya na karo
Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo
Tum bin ek pal bhi jee na sakenge hum
Yeh ehsas bar bar dilaya na karo..! 7)Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Jo b Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai
Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai
Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Tu ne jo Dard dya, uski Qasam khata hoon
Itna zyaada hai ke, Ehsaas daba jata hoon
Meri Taqdeer bata, Aur Takaaza kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Mai ne Jazbaat k Sang khelte Daulat dekhi
Apni Aankhon se Mohabbat ki Tijaarat dekhi
Aisi Dunya mai Mere waaste rakha kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Aadmi chahe to Taqdeer badal sakta hai
Poori Dunya ki wo Tasveer badal sakta hai
Aadmi soch to le, uska Iraada kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Ek Hasrat thi k Aanchal ka Mujhe Pyaar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai? 8)Mujhe apne chand Sawalon ka jawab chahye
Tumarey Dil mai thori si jaga chahye
Tujh ko Mere siwa kisi aur ka Khayal na rahey
Teri Zindagi mai Mujh ko wo Maqam chahye
Jo waqt b Hum ne Tere Bina guzarey hain
Wapis Mujhe wo apne Shab-o-Roz chahye
Teri Zindagi mai Meri kya Ahsiyat hai RAZA
Sab kuch chor, is baat ka Jawab Chahye Mujhe 9)Doston Aap Logon ke Piyaar Ne Mujhe
Bahut Himmat Afzai Ki Hai Jis Ke Liye Mai
Aap Ki Bahut Shukar Guzar Hoon.Aap Ki Bazm Me
Mai Aaj Sajid Sahab Ki Ghazal Lai Hon ummed Ke Pasand Aaye gi 10)Teer Chahiye Nahi Talwar Chahiye
Hona Ho Sar Boland To Bas Piyar Chahiye
Shair Chahiye Nahi Funkar Chahiye
Duniya Ko Aaj Sirf Gulokar Chahiye
Qasr Chahiye Nahi Darbar Chahiye
Hum Ko To Ek Jhalak tera Dedar chahiye
Mujh Ko Na Taqt Aur Na Darbar Chahiye
Galib Ke Aur Meer Ke Ashaar chahiye
Meri yehi Dua Hai Shifayab Hon Sabhi
Kaheta Hai Har Tabeeb Ke bimar Chahiye
Aasanion Se Lutf Na Ayega Piyar Me
Hum Ko Rahe Piyar Bhi Dushwar Chahiye…
Shayar:Aitebar Sajid
Zindagi Maout Ki Amanath hai
Zindagi ko sanbhal ke rakhiye
11)Hame ek ajnabi achi lagne lagi,
unki bathein dil ko chu ne lagi,
dosti tho na thi par hone lagi,
reply jab atha hai tho ek
ajeeb se khusi mehsoos hone lagi.
DOSTI tho na thee par hone lagi.
sab dosti se payari ek
Ajnabi ki dosti acchi lagne lagi..
Ab ajnabi ka shayar kehna achha laga…
Apne naam se zayada shayar sunna acha laga..
12)Hum tho shayar hai bhad me
Dost app ne SHAYAR kaha wo lafz acha lagaa…
Humne tho apna naam zahir kardiya
Sunne ki jo ho kwashih ap ka naam
Wo ab apse keh diya..
Dil ne b apni choti si jagah me
Aap k naam kabza kar ne laga…
Ek ajnabi dost hame call karega
Ab barosa hone lagaa…
Ab dil tho diwana hone laga….
Dosti ek ajnabi se jo karne lagaa…
Kayaal rakne ko kehthe hoo….
Call tho karthe hoo,
Magar mizaz puchna bhool jate ho
Dost tho manthe hoo
Magar dosti jatana bhool jathe hoo,
Aye Qudha ye kaisa ajnabi dost ham ne paya hai…
Kayaal rakne ko kehtha hai
Magr baat karne ko darta hai…
Hum b tho unke dost hai Phir kyun
Ye yaad dilana padtha hai.. 13)Zindagi ka yehi tarana hai
Gam uthana hai muskrana hai.
Rop tera bada suhana hai
Tujh pe qurban ye zaman hai.
Kis qadar pyaar mera sachcha hai
Aaj dil bar ko aazmana hai.
Tujh ko paon ya tera hojaon
Zindagi ka yehi fasana hai.
Is tarah se na muskuraya karo
Jaan lewa ye muskurana hai.
Aarzi hai ye dunya aye lugon
Har kisi ko yahan se jana hai.
Arzoo hai yehi meri Danish
Dust dushman ko bhi banana hai. 14)Thaharo satao na itna sanam humko.
Sayad he sah payenge,Jaharile is gum ko.
Mehbub khata kya hai,duniya ko batalao.
Thaharo mai kadam chumu,feer karana jo chaho.
Jyada na dhadakao,sanso ki saragam ko.
Jajbaton ke shole,ab her pal bhadakenge.
Tarase the jo naina ab,nis din barasenge.
Her vakt pukarenge humjoli hum-dam ko. 15)Miley kisi se Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi
Rahe na apni Khabar to samjho Ghazal hoi
Mila ke Nazron ko walehana Haya se phir
Jhuka ley koi Nazar to samjho Ghazal hoi
Idhar machal ker unhein pukare Junoon Mera
Dharak uthe Dil Udhar to samjho Ghazal hoi
Udaas Bistar ki Silwatein jab Tumhein Chubhein
Na Soo sako Raat bhar to samjho Ghazal hoi
Wo Bad-Guman ho to Shair soojhe na Shayari
Wo Meherbaan ho Zafar to samjho Ghazal hoi
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1)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha....
RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha.....
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda...
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 2)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zcinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion tv de tra.
Suneya tenu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra
3)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
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No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c. 4)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
5)Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 6)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te. 7)Main nwa number lai leya hai,,
CHAPPAL da.
Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni,
Changa ni lagda.. 8)Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 9)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave..... 10)Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
11)If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don't b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 12)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
13)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 14)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!
15)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 16)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru 17)Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry. 18)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 19)Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 20)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 21)If some one hurts you....
Don't Worry.
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just Smile and Say..
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fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 22)Jutti tang
. . .te . . . .
jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne.... 23)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
. Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,
24)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr...... 25)Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche 26)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 27)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.
Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai. 28)Kde teddy day ,,,,,
kde chocolate day
kde rose day ,,,,,
kde propose day......
Oye angrejo
koi "single day" v bna dao____
saade vrgeya lyi.... 29)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi.
Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi.
4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi. 30)Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,
rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo. 31)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 32)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de! 33)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 34)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori 35)Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 36)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!
Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave. 37)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi 38)PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?
Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?
Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?
Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?
Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 39)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!! 40)Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari
41)Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni
Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni
Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai
Jinny TENU nai
Vikhya
"o darya e nae"! 42)Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a.. 43)Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar 44)Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya. 45)1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"
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