Tumhe Chahte Hain

1)Zindagi mein hum ne kabhi kuch chaha hi nahi, Jise chaha usse kabhi paaya hi nahi, Jise paaya usse yuh kho diya, Jaise Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi 

2)Na jane kyu aapno ne muh mod liya kis tarah hamse fir rishta tod diya kya itna dil dukha diya mene aapka jo dheeere dheere mujko yad karna chod diya. 

3)Kaanch Ka Tohfa Na Dena Kabhi Ruth Ker Log Tod Diya Kartey Hain Jo Bahut Ache Ho Unse Pyar Mat Karna Aksar Achey Log Hi Dil Tod Diya Kartey Hain 





4)Dil Ko Hum Se Churaya Aap Ne, Door Hote Hue Apna Banaya Aap Ne, Kabhi Bhool Nahi Payenge Aap Ko, Kyu Ki Yaad Rakhana Sikhaya Aap Ne… 

5)Dil Ke Sagar Mein Lehre Uthaya Na Karo Khwab Bankar Neend Churaya Na Karo Bahot Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko Tum Khwabo Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo… 

6)Buhat udas hai koi tere jane se. ho sake to laut ke aa kisi bahane se. tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh. koi tut gaya tere ruth jaane se… 

7)Pyar Ka Tohfa Hr Kisiko Nhi Milta Ye Wo Phul H Jo Hr Bhaag Me Nhi Khilta Is Phul Ko Kabi Tutne Mat Dena Qki Tuta Hua Phul Wapas Nhi Khilta… 

8)Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga … 

9)Kaise bhula dun main teri yaad, Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad. Kabhi the ham divana tere naam ke, Aaj teri chahat ne kiya hame barbad… 

10)Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein…. 

11)Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga.. Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga.. Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka.. Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga? 

12)Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada na tha, Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha. Nikaal dete Dil se shayed tumhen KHAYAL, Par is kambakht dil mein koi Darwaza na tha… 

13)Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti, nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti, ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti… 

14)Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai, Mante hai jise hum manzil apni, Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai 

15)Aisi bewafaai ki ussne , Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi…. Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne, Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi 

16)Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa. Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya. Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main. Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya 

17)Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri, Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost ! Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki, Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum ----------------------------------------------- 1)I dont have to win…. To be called a winner…. I dont have to lose…. To be called a looser…. I gave my attention…. I gave my support…. All of this is for a reason…. For my love and respect…. I’ll have to fight for a reason… Reason for my love to shine…. You are 







2)They have died without their death, thousands of men not me alone In this world, O my country, thousands have turned silly not me alone All night long eyes did not close and dew fell drop by drop if the morning cups its hand, then O prison, there will be thousands, not me alone. Why 

3)Some one started the whole day wrong– Was it you? Some one robbed the day of its song– Was it you? Early this morning some one frowned; Some one sulked until others scowled; And soon harsh words were passed around– Was it you? Some one started the day aright– Was it you? Some one made 

4)Ek Hunar Hai Jo Kar Gaya Hoon Main, Sab Ke Dilse Utar Gaya Hoon Main, Kaise Apni Hansi Ko Zabt Karun, Sun Raha Hoon Ke Ghar Gaya Hoon Main, Kya Bataun Ke Mar Nahi Paata, Jeete Jee Jab Se Mar Gaya Hoon Main, Ab Hai Bas Apna Saamna Darpesh, Har Kisi Se Guzar Gaya Hoon 

5)Vo kehta hai ki main ek sangdil insan hu, jabki vo janta nhi ki maine sirrf dil lagana sikha hai, vo kehta hai ki use merri zarurat hai, jabki vo janta nhi ki maine sirrf sath nibhana sikha hai, vo kehta hai ki use mhbt mein dard hone laga hai, jabki vo janta nhi ki 

6)Aaj Ek Ardh-nagn ladki ko Ek sabya aurat per haste dekha Wajah bas itni thi ki, aurat ghoongat le gaadi mein Apni izzat ko khud mein samete chup-chap baiti thi Aur woh aadhunik ladki, Kamuk vesh mein chauraah per kadi paros rahi thi apni jism Dunia ko sare-aam 

7)Jab kabhi main yaad aaoo tum apni Ankhe jhuka lena, jab kabhi dil mujhe milne ko chahe apni Ankhe jhuka lena. hum to hamesha tumhare hi khayaalo me rahete hai, aur jab tumhe mera khayaal aaye to apni Ankhe jhuka lena, yeh sach hai jisse bhi hum cahte hai bhula nahi sakte, per jab bhi 

8)Phulo se chehre par veeran si ankhe veeran si ankho main shant sa samandar shant se samandar main soch ki gahrai soch ki gahrai main faili ye tanhai tanhai main karwate badalta ye waqt waqt ki chal sa dhere chalta ye jeevan jeevan main lipte ye zindgi ke faisle faislo se judi ye zindgi ki ---------------------------------------- 1)1)Tumse dosti karne ka hisab na aaya Mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aaya. Hum to jagte rahe tumhari hi khayalo me Or tumhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aaya

2)Jindagi K Har Lamho Me Unhi Ko Pate Hain, Bhool Jayein Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhoolate Hain, Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme Ae Khuda, Jitna Bhoolate Hain Wo Utna Yaad Aate Hain… 

3)Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain, Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain, Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain.. 







4)Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya, Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain, Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya, Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain 

5)Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai, Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai, Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai… 

6)Wo humara imtihan kya lagi. Milege nazro se nazar to, Apni nazre jhuka legee, Use meri kabra par deeya jalane ko mat kahna, Wo nadan hai dosto apna hath jala legi… 

7)Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi, Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi, Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein, Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi 

8)Teri duniya ka yeh dastoor bhi ajeeb hai Khudaya, Muhabbat un ko milti hai jinhen karni nahi aati.. 

9)Shikaayet to nahin hai lekin itna poochta hoon main, Woh aakhir kya kare jo har tarah majboor ho jaye 

10)Karley sitam chahey jitne zamaana, sehna hai, Hum ne har haal mein jeeney ki kasam khayi hai. 

11)Mitt chaley meri umeedon ki tarah harf magar, Aaj tak tere khato’n se teri khushbuu na gayi 

12)Hawaa se lipti hui siskiyon se lagta hai, Meri kahani kissi aur ne bhi dohraayi.. 

13)Woh aik akss ke pal bhar nazar main thehra tha, Tamaam umar ka silsilaa hai ab mere liye. 

14)Nahin mere liye kya aur koi, Usi ka rasta kyon dekhta hoon.. 

15)Mujhe yaqeen hai mohabbat issi ko kehte hain, Ke zakham taaza rahe aur nishaan chala jaye.. 

16)Har Majburi se ladna sikhlo Har gum ke sath jina sikhlo Busy hum bhi kam nahi par Hamari tarah DOSTO Ko yaad krna sikhlo 

17)Na Milne Ki Khushi, Na Judaai Ka Gum, Na Udaas Na Tanha Hai Hum, Kaise Kahe Kaise Hai Hum, Bas Itna Samajh Lijiye Aapke Bina Akele Hai Hum.. 

18)Aapko miss karna.. roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai. 

19)Zindagi to sabhi ke lia wahi hai Fark hai to bas itna sa hai “Koi dil se jee raha hai” aur koi “koi dil rakhne ke lia jee raha hai” 

20)Ali ke 4 baache hue, Naam rakhe Yusuf Ali, Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali, Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali 

 21)Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kahna chahati hoon, Wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chhoo le. 

22)Bhagwan Ye Kesi Maya H. Apna Bacha Roye To Dil Me Drd Hota H, Or Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me. Apni BV Roye To Sir Me Drd Hota H, Or Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me. 

23)do dilon ka bandhan….. do atmaon ka milan……. do bhabnaon ka sammilan…. do insan ki dhadkan. 

24)Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu 

25)Zindagi me kabhi pyar mat karna, Hojaye to inkar mat karna, Nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par, Warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna. 

26)1 aadmi library me jakar.. Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..? Librarian ghurte huye Waapis karne koun aayega? 

27)Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, Kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, Surat se pehle uske Dil ko to dekho. 

28)Tera sath hai to mujhe kya kmi hai, Teri her muskaan se mili mujhe kushi hai, Muskuraate rahna isi trh humesha, Kyo ki teri is muskaan me meri jaan bsi hai. 

29)Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo! 

30)santa ko puri raat macharo ne bahut pareshan kiya.. santa ki sirr ghuma ushne jaher pe liya aur bola ab kato salo sab maroge. 

31)Nayi Padosanki Khidki Khuli Uski Julfe Udi , Santa Ne Socha Ki Shayad Is Bar Kismat Khuli, Par Afsos Wo Din Itwar Tha , Aur Khuli Julfo Wala Sardar Tha 

32)1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola "Chal Ghodi Ban Ja" Biwi- "Ye Kya Tarika He" Bona- "Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli, Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H. 

33)Har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse, apnapan hi kuch itna zyada hai apse, Na sochenge sirf umar bhar k liye, Qayamat tak sath nibhayenge ye wada hai aapse 

34)Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, tumhara paigam aye na aye, par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai. 

35)Dosti ki phul har mosam me khile hai. Dosti ki badal har mosam me barasat hai. Hum sms veje or na veje par yad apko roj karte hai ----------------------------------- 1)Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,  

2)Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda. 

3)Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla! 





4)Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya.. 

5)Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..! 

6)Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. 

7)Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e. 

8)Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? 

9)Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. . . . . . Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. 

10)Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai 

11)Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! 

12)Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha.... RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha..... bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda... Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda 

13)Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra..... 

14)5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bas meri mat maari gai c. 

15)Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k, K.. K.. K.... , , , , , , , , Raat nu Manja kithe daawange. 

16)Heart touching line ...! ..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade... . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!! 

17)Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te. 

18)Main nwa number lai leya hai,, CHAPPAL da. Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni, Changa ni lagda.. 

19)Hollywood in punjabi version... Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da... Mr.bean - gunga jatt... Spider man - jaale jatt de... Super man - uud da jatt... Titanic - kishti jatt di... Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt... Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah 

 20)Yo Yo Chota Honey singh! Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke.. Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke.. Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave.. Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jad 

21)Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa, Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa, Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne, ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan. 

22)Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai.. Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha? Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!! 

23)2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare 1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle … Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn” dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

24)Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai saara jag da kasoor kita ranjha maithon door hon ditti na muraad meri poori. 

25)Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi, Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda, Ya fake id da supense marda, DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi, Facebook ute rishtedari mardi. 

26)Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai.. Par Raste vich agr koi Ambulance mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna! Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave.. 

27)Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu, badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi, tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi, te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da, eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi sadi v hogi hun mangni, rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi… 

28)PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho? Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe, ‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’? Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe “Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”? Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe “aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’? 

29)Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..? . . . . . . . Ans: This is The Rule of Nature IF LIONS Increase, The Other Species Would be in DANGER… 

30)Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori 

31)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te.. 

32)If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin" 

33)Jab se Apko dekha hai. Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..  

34)Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . . . . . par . . . Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . . so chak glassy pa peg buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ; 

35)If some one hurts you.... Don't Worry. . . . . . . . . . . just Smile and Say.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :) 

36)Jutti tang . . .te . . . . jawai nang . yaar amli. . . . te . . . saheli kamli ..... sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne. 

37)Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai, Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai, Fer, Fer, . Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai..., 

38)Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..... kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai .... usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha.... . . . . . . . . shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr..... 

39)Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche 

40)Kde teddy day ,,,,, kde chocolate day kde rose day ,,,,, kde propose day...... Oye angrejo koi "single day" v bna dao____ saade vrgeya lyi.... 

41)duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research ki or is nateeje pe pahunche ki ? ? ? msg karn nal jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro 

42)Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,,,,

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