Hasoge To Phasoge

1)Santa- Mere frnd ne chupkese mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya. Banta- Fir kya hua? Santa- Bewkoof kal rat se apni hi behen ko romantic MSG bhej rha hai 

2)=> HearT Touching must read => . . . .1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waaleki dukan par gaya aur kahaUpar wale ke naam pe 1 aam dedo,..... . . Dukandaar ne ek Gala-SadaAam garib ko de diya,..... . . Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey nikaale aur dukandaar ko diye to.... . 

. Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur behtreen Aam diye,..... . . Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha or kaha-. . aye khuda,.Dekh Tujhe kya diya,Aur Mujhe kya diya.. : . . . agar pasand aye toh Like &Share karna maat bhulna koi 

3)Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho . . . . . . Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . . . Haadsa:- Pata Chale K, Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho 

4)2 Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) I don't have iPhone.. 2) I don't have a girlfriend 

5)Husband texts to wife on cell..:"Hi,what r u doing, Darling ??" Wife:"I'm dying.." Husband jumps with joy but types:"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U ??" Wife:"U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband:"Bloody English Language. 

6)What's your relationship status ? ❒ Single ❒ In a Relationship ❒ It’s Complicated ❒ Confused ❒ Waiting ❒ Broken Hearted ❒ In Love ❒ Married ❒ Divorced ❒ Mutual Understanding ❒ Forever Alone cmnt must 

7)Pappu makes a call from Delhi2 his wife . . . . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre meso rahi hai. ... ... Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimmingpool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, Wrong Number 

8)Try This !! . . Write different"Hi"in facebook ? . . . Just type [+[hi]] remove + sign . 

9)Once Rajnikanth went For . . Morning Walk... . . . . Suddenly, after 2 hours.. . . Police Arrested Him.. . Why...?? . . . . . . Bcoz.. . . . He reached America without Visa.. passport... Yana Rasclla Mind It \m/ 

10)In india.. on a bus stand... at a book stall... . . . an american engineer got heart attack.. . . . becoz... . . . . he saw a book"how to become an engineer in 15 days" worth rs. 15.. 

11)Japanese:"Hamara sona pure world me famous hai . . American:"Hamare diamonds pure world me famous hai . . Chinese:"Hamara khana puri duniya me famous hai.... . . Tumhare 

India me kya hai?? . . INDIAN:"Hamare paas sona to nahi par sone jaisa dil hai, Hamare paas diamonds to nahi par hire jaisi unity hai, . . Hamare paas khana to nahi par 1 mahine tak anshan karke desh ke liye jaan dene wale log hai. *Proud 2 be an Indian*... Indians Thoko Likes Indias toh sab hai PAge pe.. Toh Thoko Like..!!:) 

12)Who is a Friend? Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail. . But, Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U& says . . BC “bola tha na Fasenge” .. 

13)Shame On U govT. Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne apni Maa se Pucha: "Maa Radio pe Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae theUnhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai "wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai..isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli: "MaaKya Inhe bhi 1 crore??" Maa: "Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha Ball se khelne wale ko Inaam Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko nai Must Like CmNt or Share if u ResPect army 

14)Today's Whatsapp Conversation !! Me: Hi.. She: hi.. Me: Whats your Name ? She: Palak, and you ? Me: Paneer.. *BLOCKED* 

15)Japan main 2 dost they.... 1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam tha “wo” Ek din “jo” ke pas Jinn aa gaya “jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di “wo” bhag kar aya to Jinn ko dekh kar “wo" marr gya ; bus usi din se hi kehte hein… ; ; ; ; ; . “. 

16)Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi... . . Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.. . . . Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal rakhne lagi.. . . . Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne laga.. . . . Samay pe khana, sona, 

uthna, dr. ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.. . . Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.. . . . Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya.. ?? . . . . Post martam ki report aayi to pataa chala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein'Namak'tha... . . . Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.. ?? 

17)A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,"What's going on?" , and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, wo un sab pe petrol dal kr aag laga dege. so, We're going from car to car, collecting donations. "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres." 

18)Ek raat ek Engineer ne Chand se poocha ki, Ae chaand Bata mera mehboob kesa dikhta hai .. ?? . . . Chand bola:" Beta dekh.. Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon Doosri baat ye ki itni upar se Kya ghanta dikhta hai ? Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log zameen tak hi Rakho, chand tak mat lao 

19)Railway Station Warning Board: . . . . . . . . . . Rail Ki Patri Par 
Baith Kar Potty Na Karein. Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada Dhote Hain, Kisi Din Picchwade Se Haath Dho Baithenge" 

20)Old but Awesome..... . Once in a soap industry in Japan, The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box. . To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line. . Same problem occurred in India.. What did they do? Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away! 

21)Yaad aa gayi UDHAM SINGH sher di , seene vich josh hanniyo bhadkke , 'kaumaan' ne bachayian jandiya ' sooli ' chaddke . . . Shaheed Sardar Udham Singh nu kot kot parnaam ! 

22)Jatt Mirze de vangu soch rakhde aa aapan avein ranjhe vangu kan parvaiye naa, heeran hor vi batheriya ne sade layi crazy avein ikk piche zindagi gavaiye naa.... 

23)Pyar wale dive si jo, tere naal mein baal baitha.. Yadan wala tail paa ke, Ajj takk balda haan... Dulde hoye hanjua nu, Akhiya de chati pa ke... Palka di rassi nal , aje tayi khagal da haan... Rukde hoye sahan nal, Aasan wali sangha pa ke.. Zindagi nu daga deno, Aje takk taalda haan... Zindgi nu daga deno, Aje takk taalda haan... 

24)Patte Patte nu jod ke phull banda, te ehna phullan de mel nu haar kehnde ne, Do dilan nu jod ke Rooh bandi, te ehna roohan de mel nu pyar kehnde ne... 25)mere sahan ch vi tu mere rahan ch vi tu jehde ajj takk kite main gunaha ch vi tu tere muhre aa ke dil ho janda majboor ve oh dil tutt jana aa saah mukk jana aa metho ikk pal vi na yaara hovin door ve.. 

26)ਬਾਰ Baar ਘਰ Tere ਮਾਰਦਾ Ae ਗੇੜੇ Maapean ਦਾ Putt ਘਰੋਂ Baahr ਹੋ Gaya_ Kudian ਤਾਂ Sohnian ਨੇ Hor Vi ਬਹੁਤ Par ਸਾਨੂੰ Tere ਨਾਲ Pyar ਹੋ Gaya_ 

27)Tu door sahi majbur sahi Sanu doori vi manjur sahi, Asin teri pyari surat nu Dil apne vich vasawange, Je pyar hai dooja naa Rabb da, Tainu Rabb to vadh ke chahvange 

28)Dil Wich Teri Yaad Sajjna Akhkhan Wich Tera Khawab Sajjna ♥ Tenu Yaad Kare Bina Neend Vi Nahi Aaundi Sadi Akh Tere Khawab Di Mohtaj Sajjna ♥ 

29)Oh mainu pyar kare , main osde layi khaas ban jawa♥♥________ oh mange paani , main osdi pyas ban jawa♥♥________ oh mainu yaad kare, main osda ehsaas ban jawa♥♥________ oh kadhe moohon bol' main osdi awaz ban jawa♥♥________ oh soche mere bare , main osdi akhiyan da khwab ban jawa♥♥________ oh mainu chah ke bhull v na sake , ajeha main________ osde leyi ik raaz ban jawa___ 

30)DOSTI Karo Na Kade vi ANJAAN banke PYAR aina karo ke MAR KE Vi Jinda rahiye pehchan banke, JAAN kehna kise nu koi sokhi gal nhi KYUNKI rehna painda E JAAN Di JAAN banke.

                                 

                                  LOVE STORY

Hi Mera Naam Ronit hai. mai aap sabko apni love story batana chata hu. bat 2009 ki hai mai jaha job karta tha wahi pe ek ladki v job karti thi uska nam pinky tha. mai use humesa dekhta tha or man hi man like karta tha o bahut hi simple thi kisi se jada bat nahi karti thi. kavi lift mai to kavi cantin mai milti o but kavi bat nahi hota tha. mai jis company mai tha waha mai ek achche post mai tha. ek din o ladki mere pass aayi or puchi sir mujhe medical k bare kuch janna hai to maine sara kuch bola usko. kuch din aisa hi chalta gaya mera ek frnd hai jiska name mukesh hai ek din pata chala mukesh ka sister hai pinky. kavi kavi mukesh k mu se pinky ka hal chal pata chal jata tha bas aisa hi chalta gaya kuch din. ek din pinko ko pata chal gaya ki mai mukesh ka frnd hu to o mukesh se mera phon no. mangi or phone ki SIR MAI PINKY BOL RAHI HU BHAIYA SE AAPKA NO. MILA MUJHE. OR MUJHE MEDICAL K BARE KUCH JANNA HAI. to humlogo ka bat usi waqt se start ho gaya kavi kavi o phone karti thi to kavi mai v phon karta tha par humesa medical ya job ko le k hi bat hota tha 4/5 mnt se jada bat nahi hota tha . ek din maine socha chalo aaj pinky se thora bat kar lu. to maine phone kiya or bat kar raha tha to bato bato mai pata chala o apni maa papa ki ek hi beti hai mukesh to bur ka mu bola bhiya tha. to isi trha humlogo ka bat hota gaya . fir dhire dhire jada bat hota gaya. ek din usne mujhe ghar bula k apni maa or papa se milaya bahut achche log the. to tab se unka ghar ana jana laga rehta tha mera pinky k ghar wale bahut mante the mujhe. isi trah kuch month chalta gaya humlog bahut achche dost ban gaye ek dusre ko like v karte the ek din maine use bola ratko phon mai ki pinky ek bat bolna chahta hu plz bura mat manna or frnbsip mat torna sunne k bad. o ok boli. fir maine use I LOVE U BOLA. o kuch repli nahi ki sirf itna boli mai soch k bolungi. par o kuch nahi bolti thi 5/6 din ho gaya mai uska ans ka wait karta gaya or ek din mai fir se usse pucha pinky mera us din ka bat ka koi ans nahi diya .to boli mai kisi se love nahi kar sakti mai ek garib ghar ki larki or bahut simple hu hum sirf frnd reh sakte usse jada kuch nahi to mai man gaya or hum sirf frnd hi rahe kuch month aisa hi chala gaya . fir ek din rat ko 2 baje mujhe o phone ki, mai soch raha tha yaar itna ratko ko pinky ka kya huaa jo phon ki to jaise hi hello bola maine to pinky ki maa thi phon mai boli beta mai pinky ki maa bol rahi hu pinky ka tabiyat bahut kharab ho gaya hai hospital mai admit karna hoga to kya tum aav aa sakta hai. mai gari nikal k turant uska ghar gaya. mere ghar se uska ghar adha ghanta lagta hai jane mai. fir hum sab pinky ko hospital le k gaye pinky 3din hospital mai tha to mai v 3 din usi k sath hospital mai tha pura khayal rakha pinky ka. kuch din mai o thik v ho gayi. fir kuch month aisa hi gaya ek din rat ko pinky ne phone kar k khud boli us din ka ans dena hai maine hai bola. to o I LOVE U TOOO boli mai ye sun k bahut khus hogaya 1 yr k bad usne reply ki. bahut achcha lag raha tha hum eksath the ghumna firna masti karna bahut achcha life kat raha tha . maine apne maa ko v bata diya ki pinky se mai love karta hu or sadi v usi se karna chata hu maa ne hai bol diya aisa hi din par hota gaya. mai jada aamir nahi hu bas job karta tha salary thik thak tha 15000 milta tha. ek din ratko 12 baje pinky phon ki boli agar tum mujhse love karte ho to kal subha mere maa or papa se aa ke bat karo o log mera sadi kahi or kara rahe hai. maine pinky ko bahut samjhaya ki dekho mai aav sadi nahi kar sakta hu kuch din jane do o nahi mani boli agar kal aap mere maa papa se bat nahi karoge to mai jahar kha lungi, kal subha 10 baje tak aapko aana hai. fir next day mai uska ghar gaya. jaise hi andar gaya to dekha pinky ka maa akeli ghar pe thi mai to bahut dara huaa tha pata nahi kya bolegi jharu se kahi maregi to nahi. fir maine darte darte bola unty ji mai or pinky ek dusre se love karta hu or sadi karna chata hu. bas itne mai hi pata nhi kaha se pinky k papa,mama,mami,chacha chachi nana or pata nhi kon tha bahut log the itna logo ko dekh k mera or halat kharab hogaya. aisa lag raha tha jaise mai kbc ka hot sit mai baitha hu .bari bari sab qus kar raha tha.TUMHARA SALARI KITNA HAI? APNA GHAR HAI YA NAHI ?BAHAN KA SADI HUAA KI NAHI?PAPA KYA KARTE HAI MAA KYA KARTI HAI BHAI KYA KARTA HAI TUM PINKY KO KHUS KAISE RAKHEGA?bahut sara qus 2hr tak aisa hi chalta gaya fir last mai man gaya. bola 1 yr k bad tumlogo ka sadi kara denge pinky or mai bahut khus tha mai v ab kam me man laga liya sadi jo karna tha sab kuch achcha hi ja raha tha 3 month k bad ek din pinky se bat kar raha tha to pata chala pinky ki maa kolkata ja rahi kisi kam se jo hum 2no ko pata nahi tha . us dinwednesday tha thusday ko anty ghar aayi or mujhe phon kar k boli ki pinky sadi sunday ko hai kolkata mai tum usko bhul jao or kavi phon mat karna 4 din k andar pinky ka sadi ho gaya or mai samajh hi nahi paya kya huaa kyu huaa kuch samajh mai nahi aaya mere se kya galti huaa kuch bolne ya karne ka moka hi nahi mila or mera pura life bikhar gaya sare sapne tut gaye or aaj tak samajh nahi aaya o kya tha us din k bad aaj tak pinky mujhe na mili hai na phon ki. mai ab v uska phon ka wait karta hu mujhe sirf ek hi qus karna hai mera kya galti tha………. dosto ye story sachchi hai jo mere sath huaa hai.

 1)Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe, Badi duao se paya hai tujhe, Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe 

2)Us Dil Sai Pyar na karo jo tumhe dard dai. Par us Dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumse Pyar kare. Kyuki tum Dunia k liye koi ek ho. Par kisi ek k liye sari Dunia ho… 

3)Jabse tumko dekha hai, Ek leher si ooth rahi hai mann mein mere, Kyu dil yeh mera bekaraar hai, Kya yeh sirf mere dil ki pukaar hai, Ya isi ka naam pyaar hai 

4)Ishq me maut se darta kaun hai, pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun hai. Aapke liye to puri duniya hai kurbaan, aur aap kehte ho ki aapki fikr karta kaun hai… 

5)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na pana hamari majboori hai Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai… 

6)Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai 

 7)Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…. 

8)Nazar Chahti Hai Deedar Karna, Dil Chahta Hai Pyaar Karna, 
Kya Bataoon Is Dil Ka Aalam, Nasib Me Likha Hai Intezar Karna…

9)Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein.. ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai.. iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein 

10)Bite pal phir la nahi sakte, Sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte, Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte, Par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte … 

11)Na Door Mujhse Jaya Karo, Dil Tadap Jata Ahi Hamesha Tere Khyaalon Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawaal Poochha Tha Tumse.. Tumhe Bhi Mera Khyaal Aata Hai Kya Door Rehkar… 

12)Aankhon Mein Basi Hai Pyari Soorat Teri Aur Dil Mein Basa Hai Tera Pyaar Chahe Tu Kabool Kare Ya Na Kare Humein Rahega Tera Intezaar! 

13) Ek Hi Duniya Mein Rehte Hain Par Mil Kyon Nahi Pate Hain? Aapse Kahin Ache Aapke Sms Hain Jo Mobile Mera Mehkaate Hain… 

14)Ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi.. Zindagi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi.. Samajh mai aaye to humein bhi batana k.. Kyun kerti hain yaadein preshaan kabhi kabhi. 

15)Bite pal phir la nahi sakte, Sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte, Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte, Par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte …

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